*slaps Arthur* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Byzantium and Iowa by DracoTheDark
Ave Arthur,
Oh if we are going to send for than I guess I could send you my younger brother Greece, *puts greece in a box and ships him over* Please I am sure I can handle you brothers, mine on the other adsklfja;dsf Hey stop fighting damn it! You will have a hey day.
NO!
Fine all's fine, but I think I am going to abstain for a while untill this whole mess with them being targeted is over with.
Sincere, Triestan Byza
P.S. sinkeres as he is now hidden.
P.S.S. You know what... *slaps Arthur* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Dear Treistan,
Oh? Greece? This seems easy... Your brothers are being quiet at the moment... Hmm... Good luck with those idiots! -opens box-
YES!
Oh, okay then.
Yours Sincerely,
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
P.S. -turns around to look for France-
P.S.S. -holds my cheek then slaps you harder- I can handle the truth!
Dear Dad,
*Looks at the celling than the floor* Uhhhhh...
So you tried to take over Portugal using wedings instead of you know the usual? Both Islands.
Meh, West Vir. is a nasty state, not the person she is quite nice... albayed a bit bi-polar, but nice.
Oh I asked Illionis out again... we are going to a movie and well... I have to ask a favor of you... would you spy on use and tell me if this was for real I am just so terrible at these kinds of things and dont know..
Sincerely, the State of Iowa, Aaron.
P.S. True, but its fine I promise if it does scare me I wont tell anyone else I swear on my honor as a personification!
Dear Son,
... -looks left and right, then back to floor-...
Yes, you could say that... Wait, but do you mean the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland or just Northern Ireland?...
Mmm... I haven't met her yet, but she does sound nice.
I've heard! I reckon it's going well, especially because you're somewhere with her again!... Oh, o-okay... If you think so!...
Yours Sincerely,
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
P.S. Are you sure?...
'adsklfja;dsf Hey stop fighting damn it!'
Good luck with those idiots! XD
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