*slaps Arthur* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Byzantium and Iowa by DracoTheDark


Ave Arthur,

Oh if we are going to send for than I guess I could send you my younger brother Greece, *puts greece in a box and ships him over* Please I am sure I can handle you brothers, mine on the other adsklfja;dsf Hey stop fighting damn it! You will have a hey day.

NO!

Fine all's fine, but I think I am going to abstain for a while untill this whole mess with them being targeted is over with.

Sincere, Triestan Byza

P.S. sinkeres as he is now hidden.

P.S.S. You know what... *slaps Arthur* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!


Dear Treistan,

Oh? Greece? This seems easy... Your brothers are being quiet at the moment... Hmm... Good luck with those idiots! -opens box-

YES!

Oh, okay then.

Yours Sincerely,

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

P.S. -turns around to look for France-

P.S.S. -holds my cheek then slaps you harder- I can handle the truth!


Dear Dad,

*Looks at the celling than the floor* Uhhhhh...

So you tried to take over Portugal using wedings instead of you know the usual? Both Islands.

Meh, West Vir. is a nasty state, not the person she is quite nice... albayed a bit bi-polar, but nice.

Oh I asked Illionis out again... we are going to a movie and well... I have to ask a favor of you... would you spy on use and tell me if this was for real I am just so terrible at these kinds of things and dont know..

Sincerely, the State of Iowa, Aaron.

P.S. True, but its fine I promise if it does scare me I wont tell anyone else I swear on my honor as a personification!


Dear Son,

... -looks left and right, then back to floor-...

Yes, you could say that... Wait, but do you mean the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland or just Northern Ireland?...

Mmm... I haven't met her yet, but she does sound nice.

I've heard! I reckon it's going well, especially because you're somewhere with her again!... Oh, o-okay... If you think so!...

Yours Sincerely,

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

P.S. Are you sure?...


'adsklfja;dsf Hey stop fighting damn it!'

Good luck with those idiots! XD

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