Vr: (sleeping)

?: Oh, hello.

Vr: (opens eyes) WTF? (falls back asleep)

?: I know you're here, I can see you. (looms over Vr)

Vr: AAAAHH! (gets up) SHOW YOURSELF!

Bidybab: Hi.

Vr: (screams and runs)

Baby: Damn it Bidybab, you can't creep up on humans like that.

BidyBab: Oh, I didn't know.

Baby: That's for sure. You scared it away! (hears running footsteps) No wait, it's coming back.

Vr: STAY AWAY FROM ME! (knocks out Baby when she comes running in with a shield.)

Marune: What's all that noise? (comes in to see Baby sprawled on the floor with Vr holding a shield.) Uh...

Vr: (knocks Bidybab out the window) Nothing it was nothing.

Marune: ...

Vr: They're gone now, it's all good.

Marune: ...

Vr: Can we just pretend nothing happened?

Marune: ...okay?...


Vr: Hey everyone! Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host Vr!

Kai: We could literally hear you screaming all the way upstairs. Care to explain?

Vr: No. Whatever. but we have lots of dares and little time to do them.

Kai: Is it just me, or does time stretch out forever here?

Vr: oh shut up. First dare is for Jay and Nya to beat up again Carrot.

Jay: (cracks knuckles) let's do this.

Nadakhan/Carrot: (hiding behind Clouse) let's not.

Nya: (literally picks up Clouse and tosses him away) He's all yours Jay.

Nadakhan/Carrot: 0_0


(one beat-up later)

Nadakhan/Carrot: (curled up in a little ball.)

Vr: Now we've got that taken care of. Kai and Ronin need to go head-to-head.

Kai: In what?

Vr: A flirting match. Winner gets to have some fun time in the closet.

Kai: Who are we doing this with?

Vr: Cole.

Kai: -_- Should've seen that one coming.

Cole: ...

Kai: I'll go first. But please, any girl would instantly adore me and any guy would instantly be gay for me!

Cole: -_-

Ronin: Let me try. (shoves Kai away, then whispers something into Cole's ear)

Cole: You win.

Kai: What did he say?

Vr: Something about...I don't know actually. But while Ronin gets his prize, we're gonna have a water bottle flip challenge.

Jay: Yay! I hope I can participate!

Vr: Well, you gotta go against Yang, Moro and Cole.

Jay: Oh okay! Wait...

Vr: Figured it out, idiot?

Jay: Sort of. (flips water bottle, which breaks on Morro's head)

Morro: AAAAHHHH, MY HEAD! (grabs random axe lying on the floor and runs after Jay)

Vr: And this is something either a bad idea or traumatizing. Lloyd needs to snort some sherbet.

Lloyd: (does so)

Misako: 5...4...3...2...1...

Lloyd: DFHISGHIGSFGV! (going nuts)

Marune: (hiding behind Vr)

Vr; Wut...

Marune: He's gone crazy.

Vr: Let's just wait until the sugar wears off. Okay, now let's read some fanfiction.

Kai: What now?

Vr: It's called "Insulted Prey". And it's what you're about to be if you don't shut up!

Kai: Just read the fanfic.


(one fanfic later)

Vr: Okay, now that's done...guys?

Everyone: ...

Vr: Eh, they're fine. Cole, Morro, you two are going tap dancing.

Marune: In a rain storm.

Vr: To "Singing in the Rain".

Cole and Morro: -_-

Kai: At least you guys don't have to wear matching costumes.


(one fail of a tap dance routine later)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Morro: ...shut up...

Cole: It's not funny!

Vr: It kinda is!

Cole: Grr...if you ever do that again, I swear I'll...

Kai: Murder?

Cole: Oh shut up.

Vr: I don't think you'll be able to do anything, because Attack on MLG wants you and Shade to play some Hide and Seek.

Cole: That's all?

Vr: That's all.

Cole: Well I guess that that's not as bad as...wait...

Kai: What?

Cole: (face palms) Son of a...


(in a maze. Yes, this is taking place in a maze because I can.)

Vr: (watching on a big TV screen) Alright, hope you boys are having fun in there.

Cole: (flips the bird to Vr)

Vr: I deserved that.

Cole: Okay...1...2...(glances around) Godammit, he's already gone. WHERE THE HECK ARE YA!?

Vr: Alright people, place your bets.

Kai: I'm willing to bet it's gonna be a tie. Or you'll pour water or something on Cole.

Vr: We'll see.

Kai: No, I know I'm right-

Vr: We'll see.

Cole: (rounding the corner) This is just perfect! This game is impossible! And the fact that it's a maze-

Shade: (appears out of nowhere, trips Cole, then disappears)

Cole: (face-first on the ground, muttering curse words)

Jay: How you doing Cole?

Cole: Shaddup. (gets back up) Wait, there he is. (starts running) When I get your as-

Nya: (jumpscares Cole) SURPRISE MOTHERFAAKA!

Cole: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Everyone: ...

Nya: I win!

Shade: Way to kill the mood there.

Nya: SHADDUP, I WON!

Kai: Why did I know this was happening?

Vr: Because your sister's crazy?

Kai: You're crazy.

Vr: (slaps Kai) NO I AM NOT!

Lloyd: Sure...

Vr: I am not crazy. Zane, Echo Zane...(whispers something in their ears)

Kai: I'm going to the bathroom.

Vr: Have fun.

Kai: Whatever, (goes in) Why the heck is the bathroom a hotel now?

Zane and Echo Zane: (dressed as the twins from the Shining) Come play with us, Kai.

Kai: (screams and runs away)

Zane: (fist bumps Echo Zane) Nice.

Vr: Very nice. Now, Tox has to make out with Paleman...why do I feel like I ship it?

Tox: (grabs Paleman and starts making out with him)

Vr: While they do that...Turner, eat Cole's cake, which I'm surprised hasn't been eaten by someone else already.

Griffin Tuner: (digging in) Oh, hey Cole.

Cole: First dancing in the rain, then that game, and now this...

Griffin Turner: Problem?

Cole: ...run..

Griffin Turner: (runs)

Cole: (runs after him)

Vr: Cole just can't catch a break. Can't he?

Kai: I don't think so.

Vr: You finally thought right for once. Chamille, go steal the Staff of Elements from Chen. And good luck.

Chen: UM...EXCUSE ME!? NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY STAFF! NOBODY EVER!

Chamille: (pulls staff from Chen's hands) Thanks.

Chen: That went better in my head...

Vr: I'm sure it did. Last dare for Tox *but sadly not for everyone else*. (kicks Tox in front of Shade)

Tox: ...

Shade: (whispers something in Tox's ear)

Tox: (blushing)

Kai: I don't wanna know.

Vr: Why Kai? Afraid their first date will be pranking you in your sleep?

Kai: ...yes...

Vr: I bet it is. Now, you guys gotta switch elemental powers and fight me.

(the ninja switch powers. Kai has Ice, Zane has Fire, Jay has Earth, Cole has Lightning, Nya has Power, and Lloyd has Water)

Kai: This is just gonna suck.

Vr: What tipped you off?

Kai: The fact that I have ice. Yeah, we're screwed.

Vr: Okay. (loads bow) Who to take out first...

Jay: (pointing to Lloyd)

Lloyd: (pointing to Jay)

Vr: (shoots an arrow between them and knocks them both out the window) Next! (knocks Cole and Nya out the window)

Kai: 0_0 (trues to shoot Vr with a blast of ice but misses and hits Morro instead)

Morro: HEY!

Kai: I hate this.

Zane: -_- (sets Kai's hair on fire)

Vr: (tries to knock Zane out the window, but just ends up shooting him in the head)

Zane: (with an arrow sticking out of his head) ...

Vr: And I saved the best for last.

Kai: Please no...

Vr: (pulls out a sledgehammer and whacks Kai on the head with it)

Kai: (out cold)

Vr: HA! Zane, you have some dares to do.

Zane: ...

Vr: Play Sister Location.

Zane: Okay?

66samvr: Just warning you, spoiler alert!

Vr: Oh shut up.

66samvr: You shut up!

Everyone: ...


(warning! Spoilers ahead!)

Zane: (playing Sister Location in a dark and spooky room) What is the point of this? Well, I'm finding that secret room. Why is it wet in here...so wet...

?: Ooh, shiny human!

Zane: ...wut...

?: Turn around ya moron.

Zane: 0_0 (turns around)

Bidybab: Oh my gosh, a shiny human! I heard that you only have a 1 in 8192 chance of finding one of these.

Ennard: ...

Zane: Hello?

Ennard: ...run.

Zane: (runs)

Ennard: (jumpscares Zane)

Zane: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Ronin: He sounds like he's been killed!

Vr; How do you know what somebody sounds like when they're killed?

Ronin: Oh shut up.

Vr: (death glare of death)

Ronin: 0_0

Zane: (comes running in) HELP, ENNARD'S AFTER ME!

Vr: Well then he's your problem now. Zane, you have to stay in Yang's Haunted Temple until sunrise.

Zane: T_T


(at Yang's Haunted temple)

Zane: (huddled in a ball) Why me...what did I do to deserve this...I don't wanna stay here...why...just why...

Ghost: (creeping up behind Zane)

Zane: ...there's something behind me now, isn't there?

Ghost: Doritos?

Zane: (screams and bolts)

Ghost: Oh well, more for me then. (pulls out a bowl of Doritos)

Vr: Wha-I WANTED DORITOS! ZANE!

Zane: I didn't know he had any...

Vr: (death glare of death)

Marune: Uh...moving on! Kai needs to kiss Lloyd on the lips and then jump into a snake pit.

Kai: (kisses Lloyd)

Lloyd: ...

Kai: I know you enjoyed that.

Lloyd: Well I know that YOUR KISSING SUCKS! (shoves Kai into a pit of snakes)

Kai: AAAAHH!

Vr: That takes care of that. And now, Kai needs to make with me-WHAT!?

Kai: WHAT!?

Everyone: WHAT!?

Lloyd: I'm willing to bet somebody's gonna die.

Marune: no, the dare says Vr can't do anything about it.

Kai: Here goes nothing. (grabs Vr and starts making out with her)

Everyone: ...

Vr: Lloyd was right, you are terrible at kissing.

Kai: -_-

Vr: Enough of that. Jay!

Jay: Yes?

Vr: You gotta go tell the leader of a country that you've been sent to assassinate him for the good of the world. Then stalk him.

Jay: Why stalk him?

Vr: For your pain. NOW GO, DAMNIT!


(in the office of the leader of Randomville, which is totally a real country and not something the author just randomly made up)

Leader: (sitting at desk) Derp.

Jay: (randomly appears)

Leader; WHAT THE HECK!? WHO INVITED YOU IN HERE!?

Jay: I've been sent here to assassinate you for the good of the world.

Leader: Whatever. (leaves)

Jay: (following)

Leader; ...

Jay: (coming close) I...will...destroy...you...

Leader: (spins around, pulls out a taser, and tazes Jay)

Jay: BZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZT!

Vr: He'll be fine. Cole, you gotta propose to either me or Marune. Damnit, we have to say yes.

Cole: Uh...(gets down on one knee) Vr, will you *please actually don't* marry me?

Vr: ...

Cole: ...

Vr: Yes, damnit.

Cole: ...really?

Vr: No.

Cole: Oh.

Vr: Next dare!

Marune: I have to curl up in the lap of a...psycho cat...lady...why...

Vr: Because the dare said so. And if I can make out with Kai and not kick him in the family jewels, then you can do this.

Marune: Fine.


Psycho Cat Lady: What the...

Marune: (curled in her lap) ...

Cat Lady; OMFG, A RED CAT SWALLOWED THIS CHILD!

Marune: What!? NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAP-

Cat Lady: I'LL SAVE YOU, CHILD!

Marune: (pulls out a dagger and hisses)

Cat Lady: 0_0

Vr: That escalated quickly.

Cole: Ya think?

Vr: Oh shut up. Ronin, sell your soul to the devil.

Ronin; T_T (pulls out a sack holding his soul)

Soul Archer: (takes bag and wacks Ronin over the head with it)

Ronin: (passed out)

Vr: And now, A RANDOM STRING OF RANDOM DARES!


Morro: (licks Nadakhan/Carrot) Hmm, he doesn't taste like a carrot.

Nadakhan/Carrot: T_T ...why...

Pythor: (flips the light switch)

Clouse: Wow, it's dark. What the-SOMEONE JUST GROPED ME! (slaps the nearest person)

Garmadon: OW!

Kai: It is dark.

Vr: Well then, you won't see this coming.

Kai: What?

Vr: This! (hits Kai over the head with an anvil

Kai: (passed out)

Jay: Wassup doc?

Cole: STFURN.

Jay: T_T

Vr: Yeah Jay, shut up.

Jay: HEY!

Vr: Oh, shut up. I'm going to see if I can take a nap without-

Bidybab: Wow, an entire room full of humans!

Vr: Oh crap...


I've lost count of the number of times one person said "Oh shut up" to another.

Keep sending in dares for more!