One fine day in the FECOD, everyone was enjoying a nourishing breakfast of hot chips when suddenly, the door flew open. Nobody bothered to look up to see who was there.
"Yeah, hello. Extremely sexy man over here." A nasely, gay voice said.
Everyone knew who it was immediately. Dan instantly began to choke on his chip. After he had gained control over himself, he stood up and turned to Stan.
"What do you want?" Dan asked coldly.
Stan put his hand on his hip and admired his nails.
"If I do recall, I am a member of Group Team now." He said.
Dan glared at him. Princess stepped forward.
"Hi, Stan." He said.
Stan waved half heartedly.
"Our hideout's over here." Princess said as he headed for him and Vomvom's room.
Vomvom stood in front of the door defensively. She glared at Princess.
"He is not coming in our room." Vomvom said nastily.
Princess put a hand on her shoulder. Vomvom glanced at his hand, then back at Princess. She cleared her throat and Princess removed his hand.
"Vomvom…" Princess began "We need more members if we are to overthrow the French-English-Combo Of Doom, right?"
Vomvom looked at Dan then back at Princess.
"Yeah, but not him." She said.
"A member is a member." Princess said.
"He is not joining. Equal rulership, remember?"
"It was my idea, remember?"
"I practically did everything, remember?"
"We're married, remember?"
That made Vomvom pause for a moment as she thought of the video tape. And reading the certificate. She shivered.
"That is unrelated!" Vomvom said sharply.
"Woah, you two fight like a married couple." Stan stated.
"Hey, homo-boy. Shut the fuck up or I'll rip out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, then I'll pull out your entestines and hang you with them. Then, I'll get Dan to heal you back to perfect health. Then, I'll take that gay ass of yours and throw it into a pit of acid, then, I'll- " Vomvom was cut off by Princess shoving her out of the doorway.
Princess quickly opened the door and let Stan in. Stan looked around in shock.
"This is your hideout?" He asked.
Butterscotch and Kandy Kid both came in as well.
"Isn't it awesome?" Princess asked.
"Nuh uh. It will not do for me. We need some designer stuff in here." Stan said.
All the little kids liked their hideout. The walls were bright green and said 'Group Team' in big yellow letters. There were bunk beds on either side of the room and on the spare wall, there was a box of barbies for Princess, a box of Kandy for Kandy Kid, 'bling' for Butterscotch and a punching bag for Vomvom.
Everyone sadly left Stan to remodel. Suddenly, there was another knock at the door. Everyone gathered around it and Dan pulled it open. Outside stood the evil Ethel along with Mr Llama and Quentin. Here is a quick bio of each preson:
Ethel:
Likes: Shipping everyone and anyone. Yaoi.
Dislikes: The FECOD. People who object to her shippings.
Relation: Dan and Princesses cousin.
Appearance: Brown hair, but recently dyed red. Usually seen in skanky clothes that are practically underwear.
Other: Attempts to flirt with any male in view range. Is violent and scary. Often stays at Dan and Princesses house for free things. Butchered Dan's story. Broke Dan's arm 4 times and broke Princesses leg twice.
Mr Llama:
Likes: Being annoying and llama-ish.
Dislikes: Probabally being called a llama.
Relation: Enemy of NZers
Appearance: Fat llama face, buck teeth, severe acne. Often wears whorey clothes. Hideous beyond belief.
Other: Is only boy who Ethel will not flirt with. Mother is llama. Father is hideous. Bad combonation.
Quentin:
Likes: Coming to Dan and Princesses room and breaking their things. Dan and Princesses mother (yes, in a pervy way), Ethel
Dislikes: Dan and Princess. Anything Dan and Princess like (Except for the female FECOD members. He pervs on them)
Relation: Dan and Princesses half brother as of last week.
Appearance: Slanty eyes, glasses, overbite, fugly braces, fat, black hair, mohawlk.
Other: Is the stupidest asian alive. Does not know 3 times tables. Is a closet pervert. Has told Dan he has a nice ass. Has slapped Ehtels ass. Has whistled at Dan and Princesses mother.
Pervs on: Ethel, Dan and Princesses mum, the maid, men who dress as women, anime girls, his own SISTER, Superkella, IIC, Vomvom, DoubleEi, any female.
Everyone stared at them.
"What do you fuckers want?" IIC asked.
"Nuffink." Quentin said angrily.
"Shut up!" Ethel ordered "We came here to tell you we have made out own group and we will destroy you sorry sons of bitches."
"Das royt, lozas." Quentin added.
"Yeeah. You goin down!" Mr Llama said.
At that, they all turned away and began to walk off.
"Aw man, they're way better than you guys!" Stan said as he shoved his way outside.
He chased after the trio of losers and begged to join them. They immediately said yes as they needed members.
And so the amazing rivalry of Ethels team and Dan's team begins!
