A/N: Hello everyone! So, there's really not that much to tell you other than HAPPY GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BDAY, BE HUMBLE DAY, WALKING THE DOG DAY, AND INTERNATIONAL WORLD THINKING DAY! (FEB 22) Wow, it looks like today is really special...
Peace out,
~silentwolf111
ARES'S POV
I'm so bored! There's nothing to do! All the other gods are busy writing stories on FanFiction, and I'm just sitting here doing nothing. You see, writing stories isn't really my thing; I'm more into giving criticism. Besides, what is there to write about? My daily life? Bo-ring!
I opened my laptop and logged into FanFiction anyway. What else is there to do? Zeus has already banned be from beating up Jackson.
I clicked on my username and was about to update my profile when something suddenly caught my eye. You can create polls on FanFiction? That's new. But it's a pretty good idea; by posting the poll on my profile page, I can get people's honest opinions without them knowing who I really am!
Hmm… but what should I make my first poll about? How lame a hero Jackson is? How beautiful Aph is? Oh, I know…
I clicked on the poll option and started typing:
How Tough is Ares on a Scale of 1 -10?
Perfect!
I exited out of the "Polls" option and sent a PM to the gods and the demigods at camp, suggesting that they vote on my poll.
Now I can just sit back and watch the votes come pouring in! Although I already have a pretty good idea about the results…
I closed my laptop and leaned back. Let the wait begin.
3 HOURS LATER…
I wonder what they said! Ooh, I have to know!
I clicked on the "Polls" button and scrolled all the way down to see the result. Alas, I didn't know just how angry that would make me.
"WHAT?!" I screamed when I saw the result.
I had gotten 100 votes. 99 had chosen "1" as my toughness rating, and only one had chosen "10".
"HOW DARE THEY INSULT THE GOD OF WAR!" I roared.
This is insane. I am the toughest guy out there! Do they not remember the pipe bomb incident? (A/N: From my last fic) I could have destroyed the camp then and there! And surely they remember that it was I who had almost caused war among the Big Three over one useless lightning bolt and a pathetic helm! I had almost destroyed the world! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling brat Jackson! They need to know this, and they need to know now!
I growled under my breath as I sent another PM to everyone I knew.
ToughGuy: I AM TOO TOUGH! FOR STARTERS, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY USERNAME?! AND I WAS THE ONE WHO ALMOST STARTED A WAR! I ALMOST DESTROYED THE WORLD! I AM TOUGH! ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL PAY!
I sent the PM and took a deep breath. Almost immediately, I got 2 responses.
SexyLady: I said your rating was a 10!
SkyLord: Son, you really aren't as tough as you claim. Perseus beat you, remember?
Yes, I think I remember that. But who cares about some silly demi- hold on, what's this? Another PM?
ShadowMaster: I voted on your poll. And I think I agree with everyone else who voted, except for that one dumb person who said Ares's toughness rating was a 10. Thanks for putting the poll up. It really showed the world that Ares isn't the tough guy he says he is; he's nothing but a big softie.
Okay, that's it. This means war! Since Plan A (telling them the nice way) didn't quite work out, it's time for Plan B! Gods and godlings, brace yourselves, because this is going to be good.
End Note: Well, it's not as long as I wanted it to be, but oh well. :) Reviews are appreciated!
