[Eric Cartman. South park joint elementary and high school. 12:00PM]
Cartman waited for the class to empty of studants before entering. Mr garrison was at his desk, grading papers.
"Mr Garrison sir?"
Garrison looked up and grinned thinly.
"Oh hello Eric, what can I..."
Cartman threw up his hand, stopping the teacher in mid sentance.
"Your secret admirer wanted me to give you a message" He told him.
Garrison's dead expression suddnly light up and sat strighter. Cartman, a master at manipulation, smiled at his teacher before speaking.
"Your secert admirer will meet you this friday at the upper years costume party the school is holding, there he will reveal himself to you" Cartman spoke with soft words.
As expected Garrison bought every word of it. Cartman silently congratulated himself on turning his teacher into a dance puppet.
"Oh I can't wait" Garrison piped like a school boy.
"I'll find you on the night and fill you in, good day sir" Cartman said with a faked warm smile.
Garrison rubbed his hands together and nodded like the clueless idot he was. Cartman couldn't help but feel like the man deserved what was going to hit him. Nodding back to his teacher Cartman turned and left the room. As he walked through the hallways he let out a chuckle. So what if Garrison was going to end up as collateral damage. If the old dick sucker was stupid enough to be used in the way that Cartman intended then any harm to garrison was his own fault, not Cartman's.
As he exited the classroom and neared the canteen a voice called him.
"Hay Carts"
Cartman turned his head to see Bebe walking toward him. A grin on her lips.
"Its done" She said as she stopped in front of him.
"What? what is?" He demanded.
"Rebbeca is out the closet and is going to break up with Kyle when she gets the chance, me and you are even now" She stated calmly.
Cartman was annoyed rather then glade. He had wanted Rebbeca to break up with Kyle on the night of the costume party, but this worked too, it was a small part in a bigger goal.
"Fine, whatever, good" was all he said.
"And now our deal is over..." She began
She placed her hands on his shoulder and leaned her head next to his, she then whispered in his ear.
"I can tell you that you and Wendy are doomed"
She leaned back and winked sarcasticly.
"Good luck fat boy"
Cartman flipped her off.
"Whatever" He hissed and pushed her aside.
Arriving at the Canteen Cartman looked around for Stan Kyle and Kenny, and found them at one of the back tables. Walking over to them he dumped his backpack onto the table and seated himself.
"Dude I can't wait to get home!" He blurted and got out his lunch.
Kenny, who was sat in front of him, grinned at him.
"Tell me about it dude, the new Batman Arkham city DLC is out, I'm gonna get it first thing when I get home" Kenny mused, munching on his sandwhich.
Stan looked up from his plastic plate of food and shot Kenny a smirck.
"Only cuz you think that Harley Quinn is hot"
Kyle also looked up from his food.
"Who?" He asked confused.
"You know, Joker's girlfriend, the one that wears the biker outfit" Stan answered.
"Oh yeah" Kyle repiled.
As he listened to them Cartman shot Kyle a hostile stare to which Kyle spotted.
"What?" Kyle asked, voice full of annoyance.
"You play Arkham city? you shouldn't" Cartman said, a smirck on his lips.
"And why not?"
"Because Jews can't be Batman" Cartman told him and chucked to himself.
"Don't start Cartman" Stan said firmly, kenny rolled his eyes.
Cartman began eating the chicken breasts that his mum had packed for him.
"I don't have to start on him, I've already planned my revenge" Cartman hissed.
Kyle waved his hand dismissivly.
"Not scared fatass" He declared.
Stan shot them both a harsh look.
"Enough already, me and Kenny have been hearing this crap since Kyle started this bullshit revenge thing three weeks ago, give it a rest" Stan ordered with irritation.
Kyle looked at his best friend with a shocked and angry expression.
"What? I started it? fat boy's the one who started it!"
Cartman slammed his fists onto the table.
"The fuck I did! you started it with that god damned video of my mum!"
Kenny looked over at Kyle and tried to sound as neutral as possible.
"He has a point"
Kyle stood and stared down at Cartman with contempt.
"He started it by making my life hell, he wouldn't shut up about how low my scores were in the exam a mouth back, he was driving me to it!" Kyle declared with absolute conviction.
"Yeah thats true" Kenny said nodding.
"What? Kenny you asshole! you buy that?" Cartman growled angrly.
Stan crossed his arms and shot Cartman a disapproving look.
"Dude! you caused Kyle to have a borderline emotional breakdown, you know how he feels about his grades" He accused.
Kyle turned back to Stan with a frown.
"For the last time I did not have a breakdown" He objected.
"Dude its ok if you did, I mean you shut everyone out for a week and only started talking after you got to Cartman" Stan argued.
Kyle shook his head in refusel.
"I was busy bringing justice to fatass and mega bitch! I did not have a breakdown"
Stan and Kenny looked at him with confused frowns, Kyle then realised what he had let slip and his eyes became wider in fear. Cartman started laughing with crual enjoyment.
"Who? what mega bitch?" Stan asked.
Kyle looked at Cartman, shock at his own mistake still clear on his face.
"Wanna know something funny Kyle?" Cartman asked, savoring the moment.
Kyle closed his mouth, eyes still on Cartman.
"I never even tried to tell him you want after her as well" Cartman told him with satisfation.
Stan blinked again, sensing something unpleasent coming his way.
"What the hell's going on? who else did you go after?" Stan asked uneasly.
Kyle sat down and looked away.
"No one, Cartmans talking shit" He murmured.
Cartman decided to sieze the opportunity to boil some blood, this was too good to pass up.
"He was jealous that Wendy beat his scores this year so he framed her with some crime so the principal would fuck up her record"
"I was not jealous!" Kyle slamming his fist. "She had it coming, she's no better then fatass here, so goddamn smug and making my like hell! between her, fatass, the teachers and my fucking mum I couldn't get away from the pressure, I cracked" Kyle ranted, his voice was tired, almost broken.
Stan just stared at his friend in disbelief.
"What the hell did you frame her with?" Was all he could ask.
Cartman spoke for him.
"He photo shopped..."
"It dosn't matter!" Kyle interruped " Anyway I got my own back against her, fair and squire, I'm not after her anymore"
Stan rubbed his temples in a effort to proccess what he was learning.
"But...but...why didn't she tell me? about what was happening?" Stan asked outloud.
"You dumped her ass before she could tell you" Cartman answered him, without remorse.
Stan's eyes suddnly became wider. realising something.
"When did you frame her?"He asked in a cold tone.
Before Kyle could say anything to his best friend, Cartman spoke again, his face a crual sadistic smile.
"The same day he told you about her and Criag"
Kyle threw up his hand in a defensive gesture.
"I told you about that because I thought you had a right to know" He said quickly, looking very scared.
"Bullshit! he told you to get back at Wendy!" Cartman spat.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CARTMAN!" Kyle yelled.
Cartman clenched his fist and stood, his blood bumping.
"Make me Jew" He whispered.
"ENOUGH!" Stan shouted.
Both Kyle and Cartman sat down and looked away from each other. Stan turned to Kyle, looking him in the eye.
"What else haven't you told me?" Stan demanded.
"What I wanna know is where the hell you got that photo of her and Craig" Cartman said out loud.
"I found it in Craig's basement like I said I did" Kyle hissed at him, he turned back to Stan.
"Dude, meet up with me after school, I'll...tell you everything you need to know ok?"
Stan just stared at him for a moment before nodding slowly.
Then there was nothing but total silence between them. While Cartman still had questions about the photo he decided not to ask them. In the end it was no longer relivent. The photo and how Kyle had used it was Wendy's bussiness, revenge was Cartman's, simple as that.
"So" Kyle said, breaking the silents "does any of you know what the deal is with Butters and Bebe?"
Cartman raised his eyebrow, his interest beaked. Had their inferior mind finally worked it out?
"What do you mean?" Stan asked, clearly wanting to forget the previous conversation.
"Well...its just..." Kyle started.
"What dude?" Kenny pushed.
Kyle lowered his voice.
"I was in extra study class a few days ago, usually its just me and Butters, but this time Bebe was with us"
"Bebe in an extra study class? thats weird" kenny frowned.
"Yeah I know dude" Kyle agreed, he resumed his story.
"So me and Butters are doing some maths together, suddnly I needed to go to the bathroom so I left the classroom, when I got back I swear on my granmother's grave that she had moved up one more seat next to Butters and had her hand on his leg, as soon as she saw me she moved it and pretended as if she was picking something up from the floor"
"Wow, you sure?" Stan asked.
"ultra sure"
"What did you do?"
"I didn't do anything, I pretended that I didn't see anything"
Cartman couldn't help but be amused by the story. He knew the truth about Butters and Bebe but was amused by the story non the less.
"You know" Kenny started " I noticed something weird too, she talks to him alot more now, I even saw her wink at him a few times"
"Goddamn it you guys I've been telling you guys this all fucking mouth, she's screwing him" Cartman told them.
"Yeah but your full of crap" Kenny commented.
"Screw you" Cartman threw back and turned to Stan.
"Stan bra, I'm almost sure you know about their relationship, Wendy must of told you when you were together"
Stan just shrugged.
"Know nothing" he claimed, but Cartman knew a lie when he heard one.
"Ok so say they are going out" Kyle began "How the hell would you know?"
Cartman sat up and stabbed the table with his finger.
"It was fucking obvious! I beat the shit out of him for failure a few weeks back and Bebe went bat shit crazy on me"
Suddnly a hand tapped him on the shoulder and Cartman turned to see who it was. Clyde stood there, the blood drained from his face and his fists clenched.
"Did you say Bebe is going out with Butters?" He asked in a bitter tone.
Clyde and Bebe had been a thing off and on since fourth grade, until about a month ago when Bebe had cut him off completely. Clyde had then gone into a sort of love depression which Cartman had found very sickening. Clyde had called her, wrote her gay love emails, even tried to get Wendy to talk to her (which failed). And now, a month later, Clyde was still love sick.
As he stared up at Clyde an unpleasnt idea hit him. A way to put Bebe in her place and to show the school what Butters was to her. Her status in the school would be forever ruined.
"Yeah dude, for at least a month" Cartman told him with a smirck.
Stan stood in panic.
"Cartman's talking shit dude, ignore him, their not going out"
Clyde looked away, his rage beginning to boil.
"When she broke up with me...she said she wanted someone sensitive, kind and generous" Clyde mused over with ever growing hate.
Cartman stood and placed his hand on clydes shoulder.
"And who does that sound like to you?" He asked.
"No Cartman!" Stan shouted at him.
Cartman ignored him.
"Why don't you find Butters, and show him what REAL men do when somebody else steals their girl" Cartman told Clyde with a whisper.
Without responding Clyde turned and stormed out of the canteen. Cartman quickly grabbed his stuff and shuffed it back into his bag, he didn't want to miss this for anything.
"see you guys later" He muttered and ran after Clyde.
[Butters Stoch. South park joint elementary and high school. 12:20PM]
Butters put the last of his books into his locker and closed it. With that done he could go find Jimmy and get some lunch. As he turned he decided to quickly go into the Computer lab and check his email. He was expecting an email from the south park town hall about his music contest idea. It was a small town so someone his age had a real chance of getting something like that done.
He entered the classroom and walked to the nearest PC. Before he could sit down however a hand grabbed his shoulder and forcefully turned him around. A very angry looking Clyde stood there, glaring at him with a bloodthirsty stare.
"I know" He growled.
Butters didn't even need to figure out what he was talking about. Bebe had told him enough about Clyde to know how he felt about her.
"I don't know what..."
"Don't LIE!" Clyde shouted and made a grab for him.
Butters ducked just in time and made a run for the door, he had to get away. Just as he was about to reach the door a large mass appeard and blocked Butters's exit. Butters looked up to meet the sadistic smile of Eric Cartman.
"Sorry Butters" Eric said gleefully, shutting the door behind him "But its time to pay for your whore"
The last thing Butters saw before the world exploded into pain was Cartman's psychotic grin and his crual laughter.
