Day 29: Double
I couldn't resist... the call... I'm sorry...
Crossover with... well you'll know when you read it.

It was the dead of night. The Straw Hats were docked at an island known as Poké island. The crew was having a party when Nami suggested something.

"Hey guys! How about we search for the legendary Pokémon that live on this island? I heard there was a program aired by den den mushi filmed here, we could go around dressed as those characters! Fun!"

Everyone else sweatdropped. 'I can't tell if she's excited about the Pokémon or dressing us up...'

Ten minutes later, everyone was dressed as a character from Pokémon. Luffy had on a cap and a jacket instead of his normal gear. Nami had said he was Ash. Nami had found some bracers and tied her hair up sideways. She was now calling herself Misty. Sanji had slacks and a jacket instead of his dress suit. Chopper was in brain point with a shiny gold thing stuck on his forehead. Robin and Zoro were dressed in full team rocket gear. Robin was smiling larger than her usual and Zoro looked depressed. Usopp got his 'Ican'tgoonthatislandorI'lldieahorribledeath' disease. But it wasn't like Nami cared. They all set off into the forest like that. Without Usopp.

-o-

Meanwhile on the other side of the island Ash, Misty and Brock had just got off their boat. Little did they know Team Rocket were following them in their Magikarp submarine.

"Hehehe! This time we'll get them for sure! On this island we will finally get that Pikachu!" They all grinned and laughed maniacally.

-o-
Zoro, Chopper and Robin were walking merrily through the forest. Or Robin was. Zoro was dragging his feet along the ground. Why did that witch decide to make them wear cosplay? And how did Usopp get out of it? And why, oh why, was he dressed as that wimp James?

"Swordsman-san, you have been saying that out loud. I didn't know you were a fan." Robin said, a smirk forming.

"I'm not a fan! I just watch it occasionally!" Zoro yelled.

"So why do you go up to the crow's nest to 'sleep' right as it starts?" Robin asked slyly.

"Ok! So I am a fan! I just don't want the love-cook to know! I'd never hear the end of it! Robin, if you tell him..."

"Don't worry swordsman-san. Your secret is safe with me." Robin said.

"And me!" Chopper said, not quite sure what secret was safe with him. He hadn't really been listening.

'Great, now she has blackmail. I'm doomed!' Zoro thought.

"You said that out load as well."

"Damn!"

"Are you okay Zoro?" Chopper asked.
-o-
Across the island, the same situation was playing out surprisingly close to each other. Both 'Ash'es had got hungry, and it was the job of the 'Brock's to feed them.

"SANJI, MEAT!" Luffy yelled.

"BROCK, FOOD!" Ash yelled.

"Wait a minute captain. Did you guys hear something?" Asked Sanji.

"There did seem to be an echo..." Nami said thoughtfully, "Do it again."

"SANJI, MEAT!"

"There it is again. It came from over that way. C'mon gang, let's go!" Ash yelled.

His 'gang' sweatdropped. "We're not your gang..." but they followed him anyway to the source of the sound. There they found three people with varying degrees of looking like them.

"Oi! Luffy! We found some folks!" 'Misty clone' said. 'Ash clone' or 'Luffy' turned round.

"Oh hey! Sanji, there's more people! They need food as well!"

"Oi! This doesn't mean you can get food off poor unexpecting strangers captain!" 'Sanji' kicked his captain in the head. 'Luffy's head flew forwards then slammed back into place.

"Do I want to know?" Brock asked, then got sidetracked by the beautiful lady standing by the two weirdos, "Ah, my love!"

Then got kicked in the head by Sanji. "My Nami-san! Not yours!"

"Ah, that food smells delicious!" Ash sat down with Pikachu and Luffy, then started stuffing his face. The entire table-full of food was gone in 3 seconds flat.

"Sanji, seconds!"

"Give me a sec you rubber idiot!" A second lot of food was on the table. Brock, Misty and Nami each grabbed a plate before the food was all eaten by the two hungry idiots.

"So, what the hell's up with you guys?" Misty asked.

"It's a long story..."
-o-
Halfway through their long story, Pikachu was grabbed.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double..."

"It's you again!" Ash yelled.

"Oi! Listen! She'll repeat it if you don't!" Came an annoyed voice from the darkness.

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation."

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above."

"Robin!"

"Zoro. Why am I here again?"

"Chopper! That's my name!"

"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"

"Just kill me now..."

"Yeah! That's right! Wait, what?"

Luffy, Nami and Sanji burst out laughing. Robin came out of the trees, dragging a now even more depressed Zoro. Chopper followed behind.

"Who the hell are you?" Both sides asked.

"We're those guys' nakama. Nami made us dress up like this. Zoro is having an amazing time of it." Robin said.

"Really?" Ash asked, "He looks like he wants to crawl into a hole and die. I'm Ash, and these are Misty and Brock." He pointed at them both.

"WE HEARD SOMEONE DISRESPECTING OUR MOTTO! YOU WILL DIE NOW!" Zoro lifted his head and glared threateningly at the real Team Rocket members. They got scared out of their wits, "What we meant to say, sir, was please carry on with what you were doing!" Jessie rubbed her hands together in a kind gesture.

"Shut up! Tatsumaki*!" Zoro whirled his swords round and created a burst of air. Team Rocket were sent flying.

"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!"

"Well that was weird," Brock said.

"No kidding."
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When the Strawhats came back to the ship, Usopp asked his question. "So what happened on the island?"

"It's a long story..."

*Tatsumaki- Tornado

Hey folks! This took me a really long time (2 days, including school) but it was one of the funniest things I have written (I think)

Pokémon may return!
Reviews always appreciated!