Jack,
You are a sexy beast. Also, I was wondering how you'd feel if you and Ralph were married. Would you be sad if any choir members died? Would you kill a choir member/friend in order for you to survive. Speaking of which, do you consider the choir members friends? and because June 8th is your birthday, I present you with miniature voodoo doll versions of all the boys on the island.
Simon,
You are so adorable. I love you and how did you feel when the boys were attacking you. Did you realize what was happening or did it seem quick?
Roger,
I have a friend who adores you and we were wondering about who your best friend is. Is it Jack,or Bill or Roger or Maurice? And what's your favorite food?
Bill and Maurice,
Do you guys dance and sing to Beyonce's Single Ladies?
Ralph,
You are basically one of my favorite people and I may or may not have a huge crush on you. Anyways my question is-and this also goes for anyone else willing to answer it- what is your ideal girl/guy like?
-RainyDaze
(PS do not feel obliged to answer all of these questions)
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RainyDaze,
(Maurice) Pfff! They already act married! It would be the exact same! Though, I wonder who would wear the dress…. Hmmm….
(Jack) MY QUESTION MAURICE! It would be awful. Maybe, but I want to kill a certain one *cough*Maurice*cough* right now. I would be sad. We're like a family. A horrible, messed up, very dysfunctional one, but still. They aren't really friends. Family members. You want to strangle them sometimes, but you still care about them. But mostly strangle. And Roger's the closest thing I have to a brother. Thanks, I guess, for the present…
(Ralph) It's your birthday Jack?
(Jack) My birthday was almost two weeks ago… I told you guys twice.
(Roger) I remembered. I even got him a present.
(Jack) Yes. The gift of friendship. What a wonderful gift Roger.
(Roger) I got you a car last year so quit complaining! My turn: My best friend has to be Jack. We've known each other since he was five and I was four. And nobody loves Bill. Favorite food's Ramen.
(Jack) He eats pounds of that stuff!
(Roger) Shut up! It's the only thing I can make without… exploding something…
(Maurice) I do! Jack banned it and every other Beyonce song after I… went too far.
(Jack) You got dressed up in drag and the choir room looked like a glitter bomb exploded. It took MONTHS to get that crap out!
(Ralph) You're adorable~ ;)
And I like brunettes and sometimes redheads, someone shorter than me, with a snarky sense of humor.
Happy belated birthday Jackie!
P.S. In my mind, he turned seventeen.
Roger's b-day's August first
Simon's December 24th (Duh.)
Ralph's undetermined.
Speaking of Ralph, he's been in longer than I planned… But I don't want to take him out just yeeet…. RESPOND IN REVIEW. SHOULD RALPH STAY OR GO?
