Zahra confronts Jamie Noble and his wife, Eve Marie
Zahra stands on the stage.
Zahra: Welcome to the show. My guest today is Eve. Eve i been told you lost custody of your children, and you want them back. How did you lose custody of your children?.
Eve: My dumb ass husband decided to put them in a house where he thought they were safe, but they weren't. The house was nasty. It really was. There was crap all over the floor. Cat shit. Dog shit everywhere.
Zahra: And this is your husband?.
Eve: Yes.
Zahra: And you two are separated?.
Eve: Yes. My oldest son was a year and a half at that time. And my youngest was three or four months.
Zahra: On the date of 12-24-06 the kids were living in horrible conditions. The stench was unbearable. Both children had lice. The three or four month old was drinking kool-aid and not formula from the bottle. The baby is extremely underweight. The oldest child was taken to the hospital and had swallowed a piece of glass. They're major concerns for the children, with the people they were left with.
Eve: I been trying to get a job. Create a stable environment for my children. And I been remodeling the house.
Zahra: On this report here, it's said that you haven't seen your kids in almost a year.
eve: I have no vehicle to get back and fourth.
Zahra: Wow. You can't see your kids, because you have no vehicle to go back and fourth and you haven't seen them in almost a year.
Eve: I know that's horrible and I know how that sounds. I know that's sad.
Zahra: It's sad that the mother won't see her children and got off her...fast ass!.
Eve: Fat ass?.
The crowd clapped for Zahra.
Eve: I know I'm big. I do stuff for my kids.
Zahra: Really? Like what?.
Eve: I send them things. I call them everyday and let them know there mother is still here and-
Zahra: I've had enough. Stand your ass up!.
Eve stands up.
Zahra: What kind of reason do you have, that you don't see your kids. Why?.
Eve: My husband. He won't let me see them! I already said I have no way of seeing them!.
Zahra: Then get a job. Use your damn legs and walk to go see them! Get someone to give you a ride. take a bus. Ride a bike. Why are you bringing kids into the world, if you can't take care of them?.
Eve: it's my husband's fault!.
Zahra: Why don't you have your children? They want there mommy!.
Eve: I been trying to find out!
Zahra: From who?.
Eve: Social services. But they said they can't release any information to me. It's all in the documents and stuff.
Zahra:Your kids...They weight 6.9 pounds. Normal weight for a child for three months, is 12.5 pounds. Your kid is 6.2 pounds. That's almost half.
Eve: Last time I checked, my sister told me my three month old weighed 15 pounds.
Zahra; You wanna dice ounces? Your three month old is supposed to weigh 23 pounds right now. Six pounds underweight. Why do you want your kids back?.
Eve: I know they'll be safe, with me.
Zahra: You also left your kids with a sex offender. The sex offender is a better parent than you. Imagine that. He called your husband and said to go get his kid. You knew he was a sex offender. You let your kids stay with a sex offender. You say you didn't know he was. I'm gonna ask you, why don't you have your kids?! Why didn't they give your kids to you?!.
Eve: Good question, i'd love to know!.
Zahra: when are you going to find out?!. Rehab is helping you fix your house, right?.
Eve: yes.
Zahra: They won't give you money to see your children? Rehab; This house is for your kids right?.
eve: It's not just for my kids.
Zahra: But it's for your kids right?.
Eve: It's not just for my kids, either!.
Zahra: But it's for kids and you too, RIGHT?.
Eve: Yes!.
Zahra: Then use some of that money, and go see your children!.
Eve walks off stage and sits down. She starts crying.
Zahra: OH! Running away! That's why your kids don't know where you are, you keep running!. Take some responsibility!
Eve: Get me out of this place now! I wanna go home! Get the fucking camera out of my face!.
Eve starts crying and sobbing.
Zahra walks back onstage.
Zahra: Someone's upset. You know, I wish she'd show this kind of passion, to get her kids back!.
The crowd clapped.
Zahra: Let's meet the man she puts all the blame on, her husband, let's meet Jamie.
Jamie walks on stage.
Zahra: Hi you doin'?.
jamie: I'm pissed off!.
Zahra: Me too!. Your still married to her, right?.
Jamie: Unfortunately.
Zahra: she's screaming and showing all this emotion. How do you, as a father, leave your kids in a house with such a bad smell?.
Jamie: I was re modeling-"
Zahra: You know what? I don't wanna hear anything about the house! How do let your children-
Jamie: It's all I had! i did everything I could to take care of my kids! I fucking worked 16 hours a day!. I didn't have time to clean!.
Zahra: So you couldn't clean your house?! I'm gonna yell at you because I'm PISSED OFF! I hope you're not a coward like your wife, and runs off stage and screams, 'Get the camera out of my face!'. So you'll stand there, and take whatever you got coming to you! Are you fucking serious? What kind of parents don't take care of there kids?.
Jamie: I don't care! Opinions is like shit in an asshole, everybody's got one!.
Zahra: I don't wanna hear, 3rd grade playground sayings!
Jamie: I made a mistake. I should have been watching my kids when I should have-"
Zahra: How is that a mistake?! How?! You don't give a damn about your kids! I'm a piece of crap father! That's what I wanna hear! Do you shit on the floor?.
Jamie: No, I don't. They did have lice, when I went to pick up my son from that child molester!.
Zahra: Why didn't you pick up that dog crap? And get the lice of there hair? Two dumb ass parents, and you know who has to suffer? The children!. Your a grown man. You know what you're supposed to do. Work. Clean the house. Pick up the dog crap off the floor! Get the lice out of there hair! You wanna blame her, and that FAT ASS wants to blame you! They haven't seen there mother for a year. Your sister is taking care if them.
Jamie: Because I asked her too. I asked her to go to social services and get them.
Zahra: Will you take my kids? Will you care for them?.
Jamie: No, because right now, I'm not in a position where I can.
Zahra: what kind of question is, 'Will you take care of my kids?' You are in a position to raise your kids. You had a job. You were working 16 hours. You were making plenty of money, to have a clean place. Your a capable young man. You can bend over. I see you have two hands attached at the end of your arms. And You did nothing! You let two children crawl around in filth. Your babies...Are crawling around in dog crap. WHY. DIDN'T. YOU. Pick it up? Why didn't you bend over, and pick the dog shit up, and throw it away, or flush it down the toilet! Why did you let your kids roll around in it? And I don't wanna hear, 'I don't know!' I want an answer!.
Jamie: I didn't have anything to do it with at the time, my kids weren't even there!.
Zahra: Are you...out of your mind?! Are you out of your mind?! You didn't have anything to do wit with-what are your hands?! You let two kids roll around in dog crap, why? Because you're afraid to pick it up with your bare hands! You didn't wanna get dirty?! Tell me the truth why you did it!.
A few of the audience members giggled.
Jame: I already told you!.
Zahra: You haven't told me nothin'! I will make you stand here all night, until tomorrow, until you gave me, an answer!.
The crowd cheered.
Jamie; I don't care!.
Zahra: You don't care about your kids?.
Jamie: Make me stand here all day, I don't give a DAMN what you think! I was there! You wasn't!.
Zahra: Then why did you allow it to happen? Why didn't you pick up that dog crap? Your kids ate dog crap. You let them eat dog crap.
Jamie: My kids have never ate dog crap!.
Zahra: When your children were crawling on the floor, you children wasn't walking?.
Jamie: No! It was 19 months-"
Zahra: it was 9 months old! 9 months old!.
Jamie: It was always in my arms!.
Zahra: They never start walking til the night they are always in your arms. Were they in your arms, when you were working those 16 hour shifts?
Jamie: He was in my arms! I had them in my arms! I wouldn't put them down!
Zahra: Stop lying to me! STOP LYING!.
Jamie: THINK WHAT YOU WANT! I DON'T CARE!.
Zahra: You had them on the ground! And you still won't give a reason why-"
Jamie: Not when they don't know how to crawl! When he-when he was that age, he didn't know how to crawl!.
Zahra: Wow. You're as bad as your wife.
Jamie: i don't really give a damn about that stupid whore! I don't care what you think either!.
Zahra: That stupid whore, you brought these kids into the world with. Your making real good decisions for yourself.
Jamie: It was the worst thing I ever done, I know it!.
Zahra: You can stand up here, and say your carried your kids all day long, and say whatever bullshit you want, what were you doing carrying your kids the whole time, you should've been lying down, getting some sleep right? Why do you keep lying for?!. they were in your arms the whole time. Never on the floor. Imagine that. Is that what really happened?.
Jamie: Yes, it is! And I don't care what you think! I don't! You mine as well save it, I don't give a-"
Zahra: I'm not saving it! I'm gonna give to you-"
Jamie: I don't care!.
Zahra: Yes, you do care!.
Jamie: No, I don't! I don't care what you think, AT ALL!.
Zahra: You, nor your wife have your kids! Where are your kids? what are you too busy doing, not raising your children? You working those 16 hour shifts? What are you too busy doing? Sleeping with...whores?.
Jamie: No!.
Zahra; Then what are you doing?.
Jamie; I'm trying to straighten my shit!
Zahra: Your trying to straighten your shit, huh?.
Jamie: I live where I can stay at the time! I don't have a job right now!
Zahra: Your baby lost 9 pounds in 10 days. It didn't have anything to eat. Your kids were eating dog crap.
Jamie; No, they weren't!.
Zahra: Wow. Kool-aid and dog shit. What a combination. Your baby lost 9 pounds in 10 days. It didn't have anything to eat. It was eating dog crap!.
Jamie: I had the baby for a week! ONE WEEK!.
Zahra: You gave your baby kool-aid instead of milk! What were you thinking?! I wanna know! Why? because kool-aid is a buck? And milk is a few dollars extra?.
Jamie: He was lactose and tolerant! It was formula! Not milk!
Zahra: IT WAS KOOL-AID.
Jamie: I. Don't. Care!.
Zahra: You weren't picking up your kids the whole time! That's whoreshit and you know it!
Jamie: Was you there?! Was you there?! No, you wasn't!.
Zahra: But those investigators were there! They said we gotta take these kids away from the mother, and we gotta take these kids away from the father! so they were there! They smelled! They saw it! right?! RIGHT!. Oh, do you wanna run?.
Jamie: No, I ain't gonna run! I'm not no punk! Say what you want, I don't care!.
Zahra: I'm gonna say it, and I'll say it all night long if i have to! You only think about yourself! You're a selfish little shit head!.
Jamie: Your wrong!.
Zahra: You really thought about em!. Who here, can make a right decision? Really. Two thick skulls and you both got your kids taken away. Why are you here today? Why didn't you come on my show?.
Jamie: to tell my sister, I want my kids left with my sister. where I know they'll be safe.
Zahra: You want your kids left with your sister? Why don't you want your kids with you, daddy?.
Jamie: I would love to have my kids with me!.
Zahra: Then why are you bringing kids into the world? That's the problem if you can't take care of them, dumb ass!.
jamie: You have some advice? Give it to me!.
Zahra: Yeah, pick up that dog crap! YOU have them! YOU raise them!.
Jamie: I would!.
The crowd cheered and clapped for Zahra.
Zahra: it's to my understanding that, you have another kid by your ex girlfriend, Nikki Bella?.
Jamie: yeah. But she can't be here. But she's at work right now.
Zahra: And are you planning to take care of this one?.
Jamie: No.
Zahra: You're a piece of shit, you know that?.
Jamie rolled his eyes.
Zahra: Your brother, Ted is here.
Jamie: Yes.
Zahra: Let's bring him out.
Ted walks on stage.
Zahra: How are you?.
Ted: Pissed!.
Zahra: So am I.
Ted: My brother is very irresponsible. I'm working my ass off, so he can play video games all day. Eat. Shit. Jerk off, and have one night stands on my couch. Jamie, I love you. I do. But you need to stop having kids with these girls you bring to my place, every night. You're partying. Having kids. having sex. Living it up. Take care of nikki, dude. and I'm throwing you out of my apartment. It's not fair to nikki. Nor me.
jamie: I already made my decision.
Ted: Be accountable for once in your life. Otherwise your kids, will grow up to resent you, man.
Zahra: I wish more people were like you. Thank you for being on my show.
Ted walks off stage.
Zahra:Okay, so, we have Eve...the cow back on.
the crowd giggled.
Zahra: And we have you, jack ass.
the crowd laughed.
Zahra: You listen to me, and listen good. Don't bring kids into the world, you have no intentions of taking care of. This isn't a game. You better pick right, when picking a partner when you have kids. And this is Zahra's parenting tip of the day; You don't leave your kids with sex offenders. You don't leave your kids in houses that are much worse than crack houses. You take care of your kids. And I can only hope that you two morons, become sterile and don't have no more children. You guys can get the fuck out of my studio! good bye.
Zahra walked off the stage and the crowd clapped and booed eve and Jamie.
A/n: I don't own the steve wilkos show. I got this from an episode called, 'Steve cleans house'. I may not be word from word, but yeah. lol. Eve marie is really fat in this one. I'm a huge fan of the steve wilkos show. :)
