****Where the Universe is Corrected****
*Stacie's P.O.V.*
"Ew! No! Why would I have sex with him?!" That was a weird and stupid question. "He said you did." Beca responded and I felt pretty wounded. "Beca, I may have a lot of sex but I do not sleep with my friends' boyfriends. I'm hurt that you would even think that."
"I'm so sorry, Stace. I know you wouldn't do that, in just pretty high strung right now."
"What happened?" She looked at me and took a deep breath. "I broke up with Derek because I still love and want to tlbe with Jesse." She watched me, gauging my reaction. I knew she was expecting me to be shocked, but I'm really not. "Its about time you admit it."
"What?" She was the one who was shocked. "Oh come on, Bec. It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out. The lingering looks, the sharing of memories, the smile? You guys never stopped loving each other. The rest of us were just waiting for you to admit it. I really thought it would've been sooner since you guys have been f*cking each other."
"How'd you-" I cut her off, already knowing the question and answer. "You guys aren't very subtle...or quiet. If he's as good as your screams claim, I want a turn with him." Beca's arm snaked protectively around Jesse's waist and I chuckled at her. "You guys are adorable. So, when are you going to tell everyone else?"
"I don't know, we haven't thought that far ahead."_
"Well, I vote now. Let's go." Before they could object, I grabbed them and pulled them downstairs. We told everyone and, long story short.
Nobody was surprised.
*Derek's P.O.V.*
"Well f*ck her. I always hated that b*tch anyway, especially after her little rendezvous with my ex boyfriend."
"Yeah. Who needs them? We can find people who actually deserve us."
After everything with Beca and her f*ckface of a boyfriend, I stormed out of Chloe's house. Taking a minute or so, I went through the first few stages of the 5 stages of grief. I denied that it had happened, I was angry about it, and I bargained with the universe to get my girl back. Now I'm in the depressed stage hoping that acceptance will soon come. In my depressed state, I made my to a local bar and coincidentally ran into Maddy, Jesse's ex. The two of us have spent the past hour drinking and talking and getting drunk.
"Exactly. I can find somebody that isn't in love with his ex and doesn't f*ck her in the bed that we share." Maddy said, taking a gulp of her drink. "Yeah. And I can find someone who doesn't bhave another man's child and that likes me. All of me."
"Oh but I'm gonna miss that AJ. He's an adorable little scamp."
"Me too. Maybe we shouldn't have been so harsh. I mean, I know what they did is wrong but we all know what its like to be in hopelessly and unconditionally in love with someone."
"You're right. Maybe we can try to make things right." I nodded in agreeance and it went quiet. "So...mdo you wanna, like, have sex now or something?" I looked at her and, with my half intoxicated mind, thought about it. "That sounds fun."
"Cool. I rented a hotel room a few blocks away. Let's go."
*Beca's P.O.V.*
"Hey! That's cheating you little booger!" I hears Jesse's voice when I came downstairs after my shower. I stood at the dorrway and watched the two play Candyland, a smile on my face. "Nuh uh. Mommy does it." AJ argued with his father. "Well your mommy is a cheater."
"I do not cheat." I startled them and their heads snapped to me. "You're just jealous because your girlfriend can kick your a*s at anything." Hesse smiled at me as AJ jumped to his feet and held his arms out to me. "Mommy!"
"Hey baby." I said as I wrapped him in my arms, giving him a big hug. "Hey baby." I repeated, but in a sexier tone, then leaned over and kissed Jesse. "Ew!" AJ yelled and I laughed against Jesse's lips. "Daddy, you have cooties!"
"Your mommy happens to have amazing cooties." AJ wrinkled his nose in disgust and shook his head. "Really?" He nodded in response. I picked him up and showered him with kisses, tickling him a little as well. He screamed with laughter and jerked in my arms. "Mommy stop! Daddy help!" He yelled between screams of laughter.
"Are mommy's cooties still gross?" Jesse asked and I could hear the laughter in his voice. "No! Mommy cooties are the best!" I stopped tickling him and playfully dropped him back onto the couch. I ruffled his hair and began to walk away but a hand around my wrist stopped me. I twirled back to Jesse jumping over the couch and pulling my waist to his.
"I want more of those cooties." I let out an airy giggle as I snaked my arms around his neck and pulled him to me. Why the h*ll did I ever let this go? There is nothing more perfect than my my gorgeous boyfriend and our beautiful child. "Beca, can you come here for a minute?" I groaned but pulled away from Jesse and followed my ginger friend to her dining area.
"Still planning your wedding, I see." I said when I saw all of the former Bellas still gathered around the huge oak table scattered with bridal magazines. "Yeah, do you wanna help?" Aubrey asked. "I would, but I'd rather gargle rusty nails while someone pours acid down my throat."
"A simple no would've sufficed." Aubrey snapped back and Chloe blew her off. "Whatever, that's not why I called you in here."
"Then what?" She got a huge smile on her face as she looked from the other girls to me. "We were talking and we realized that there are over 20 people currently living in this house."
"Yeah, and?"
"And, with all of these people crowding you, it can't be easy to rekindle your romance with Jesse."
"I think we're managing pretty well."
"Pretty well doesn't make sparks fly. Pretty well doesn't satisfy that intense craving for each other. Pretty well doesn't give me anymore nieces or nephews." Stacie butted in and I laughed at her slight disorientation. Aubrey, being the one to get down to business, spoke up. "What we're trying to say, Beca, is that we think you and Jesse need sometime alone out of this house."
"Okay and how would we accomplish that?" Chloe's smile got impossibly wider and I motioned for her to speak before she explodes. "We rented you a room at the best hotel in town!"
"What?"
"Yup. You have it for like a week so you can ride your Treble into a parallel universe and back." Normally I'd be disgusted by Stacie's raunchy comment but I just couldn't. I was too happy and I knew that her comment will be happening. "Oh my God! Thank you guys!" They all stood and sucked me into a Bella hug and I just accepted it. "Now, got turn that Treble's brain to mush!"
I wasted no time. I ran out of there, grabbing Jesse and ordering him to pack a bag. We could barely walk into the building before we began clawing at each other's clothes.
This is going to be an a-f*cking-mazing week!
