Twilight: Retarded Edition

Some chick who just pops out of no where: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Bella: Aw what's wrong?

Some chick who just pops out of no where: *SNIFF!* MY BOYFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME FOR MY BEST FRIEND!! HE'S SUCH A PLAYER!!!!!

Bella: Oh...... O_o....

Me: TSK TSK TSK. You are so durmb. You know what I say about that?

Some chick who just pops out of no where: WHAT!?!

Me: *HIT IT!*

Selena's version of a boy like that plays from somewhere over the rainbow (meaning out of no where)

All the Cullens come as back up dancers/singers.

Me: This will teach you a little somethin random chick

Me:

A boy like that, a boy like that
A boy... like that...
(etc.)
A boy like that, who'll kill your brother
Forget that boy, and find another
One of your own kind,
Stick to your own kind
A boy like that... like that...
A boy like that will give you sorrow
You'll meet another boy tomorrow
One of your own kind,
Stick to your own kind
A boy like that... like that...

Me: Hit it Bella!

Bella:

A boy who kills (a boy who kills)
Cannot love (cannot love)
A boy who kills (a boy who kills)
Has no heart (has no heart)
And he's the boy who gets your love
and gets your heart?
Very smart, Maria, very smart!

Me: Mhmm! Come on Rosalie show us what you got!

Rosalie:

A boy like that wants one thing only
And when he's gone, he'll leave you lonely
He'll murder your love, he murdered mine
Just wait and see, wait and see

Me: break it down boys!

Cullen guys bust some awesome moves

Me: WOO!

Me: TAKE IT PIXIE!

Alice:

A boy who kills (un muchacho que mata)
Cannot love (no puede amar)
A boy who kills (un muchacho que mata)
Has no heart (no tiene coraz髇)
And he's the boy who gets your love
and gets your heart?
Very smart, Maria, very smart!!

Me: :D

Me: COME ON ESME!

Esme:

A boy like that, a boy like that...
Kill your brother...
Find another...
Girl you've gotta know...
He'll murder your love, like he did mine

Me:

A boy like that wants one thing only
And when he's gone, he'll leave you lonely
He'll murder your love, he murdered mine!

Me: WOO BREAK IT DOWN EDWARD!

Edward break dances (can you believe that?)

Me: BREAK IT DOWN IN SPANISH!

Me:

Un hombre as■matar■a tu hermano
Encuentra alquien que es como t■Un muchacho as■te dar■tristeza
Conocer醩 a alquien ma馻na
Cuando termina te deja sola, triste y sola
(translation:
A man like that will kill your brother
Find somebody who's like you
A boy like that will give you sadness

You'll meet somebody tomorrow

When he's finished, he leaves you sad and alone)

Bella, Alice, Rosalie and Esme:

A boy like that wants one thing only
He will leave you sad and lonely, sad and lonely

Me and Emmett:

Un muchacho as■te dar■tristeza
Kill your brother...
Un muchacho as■matar■a tu hermano
find you another...
Un muchacho as■te dar■tristeza
one of your own kind...
Stick to your own kind!
Un muchacho as■matar■a tu hermano

Un muchacho as■te dar■tristeza
(A boy like that will give you sorrow)
Un muchacho as■matar■..
(You'll meet another boy tomorrow)
Un muchacho as■te dar■tristeza
(One of your own kind)
Un muchacho as■matar■a tu hermano...
(stick to your own kind)
Un muchacho as■te dara tristeza...
Un muchacho as■TE MATARA...
Un muchacho as■matar■a tu hermano...
Un muchacho as■te dara tristeza...
Un muchacho as■te dara tristeza...!!!!

All the Cullens (and me!) strike a pose before everyone but me and Bella are left.

Me: So do you get it now?

Some chick who just pops out of no where: LIKE OH MY GAWD I LOVE YOU EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!

Some chick who just pops out of no where runs after a screaming Edward

Me: .............

Bella: O_O...... THIS BITCH IS GOIN DOWN!!!!

Bella grabs pitchforks and runs after the crazy girl.

Me: .............????

Me: Eh oh well.

Me: *hums song* a boy like that.......like that......Un muchacho as■te dara tristeza

ROFL THE END PEOPLZ! I HAD WRITERS BLOCK FOR SO LONG!!!!!!!!! SORRY PEOPLE!!! LOL ANYWAYS IF YOU GO ON YOUTUBE AND LOOK UP SELENA A BOY LIKE THAT, THEN IT WILL BE BETTER, CUZ IF YOU JUST DO IT WITHOUT MUSIC THEN ITS JUST LIKE WTF? SO ANYWAYS!! THANX FOR READING!!! :D