Date 1- Roze and Near
"Near you are going on the first date," said Watari.
"No," protested Near, "I refuse."
"I thought you might be tough, so I brought this," said Watari.
"A picture of my Galactic Man Robot toy gagged and bound to chair!" shouted Near.
There came a knock on the door and Watari smiled brightly," Ah, here is your date now."
"I hate my life," sighed Near.
Mello put a hand on Near shoulder," Yeah, I hate your life, too."
"Here we are," said Watari.
"Hello, my name is Roze, who is my date?" she said.
"Here he is," said Watari, ushering her towards Near.
"Well, she is pretty hot, Near," Matt whispered in Near's ear.
"So is molten lava head toward an unaware village," said Near.
"You two will be going to the botanical garden," said Watari.
"Well, it sounds safe," said Near.
"Let's go," said Roze grabbing his hand.
"Don't forget your manuel," said Roger.
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"Are you sure that it's okay for me to throw my gum away in a page of your manual?" asked Roze.
"Trust me, this is the best use for it," said Near.
"Well, here we are," she said.
"The Pink Bunny Botanical Garden," Near sighed, "I can tell this is going to be highly educational."
"Welcome," said the ticket taker," will you be taking the tour or going privately?"
"Privately," said Rose, smiling brightly," we're on a date."
"I don't know," said Near, in his monotone voice," there is safety in numbers."
"Why Near? Are you dangerous or something," Roze said giving him a wicked smile.
"Well, both my scholastic skills and natural born genius could probably be on level of dangerous," said Near.
"I remember that in case we get attacked by nerds," she said, rolling her eyes.
As soon as Roze and Near got through the gate, Roze grabbed his arm and ran to the nearest garden.
"Look Near, isn't this a beautiful rose garden," asked Roze.
"Yeah, yeah," said Near, in a bored voice.
"Near, look, look! There a butterfly on my arm!" whispered Roze.
"And you haven't called the news," he sneered.
"Near, there's a butterfly on your nose….. oh wait, that is a bee."
"A bee!" he said.
"Stand still and I'll shoo it off your face," said Roze.
"No, leave it alone! It will fly away on its own!"
"No it won't. Trust me!"
"Owwww!"
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"You act like it's my fault that the bee stung you on the lip," sulked Roze.
"I could have sworn you were on the bee's side," pouted Near.
"Besides, pouty lips are sexy," she said.
"On women," shouted Near.
"Don't be sexist," she said.
"What?"
"Look at that beautiful willow tree," Roze said, suddenly," let's get a picture in front of it."
"I never have my picture taken," said Near.
"I think you chubbiness is cute," she said.
"It has nothing to do with my personal appearance!" scowled Near.
"Oh…um….really? Well then you can take my picture," she said.
"Do you have to take picture of everything," said Near.
"I'm sure there is something in your dating manual against complaining on a date," she fussed.
"I wonder if there is something about how to hide the body," grumbled Near.
"You are silly, Near," said Roze," now go over there and take my picture."
"Go where?"
"Over there by that pond."
"Fine," sighed Near.
"Can you get both me and the willow in the picture," she asked.
"Almost," said Near.
"Well, back up a little," said Roze.
"Okay," he said.
"More…more…..more…."
Suddenly Near's foot slip and he found himself falling backwards, emerging himself briefly underwater.
"Near, Near," shouted Roze, running up to the pond.
"What," he shouted, after rising up from the waist deep water.
"Oh no, is my camera okay?"
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"You know you didn't have to throw my camera at me," Roze pouted," It's a good thing it is it's tough and waterproof or you would have ruined it."
Near choose to ignore her as he didn't want to soil his white garments with her blood.
"Oh look over Near!" shouted Roze.
"No way! Every time you tell me to look I feel like a deer caught in a headlight," scowled Near.
"Chill, it just a gazebo."
"I guess that's okay," said Near, "I want to sit down anyway."
Roze and Near went to sit under a beautiful white gazebo they had lovely purple wisteria growing all around it.
"Oh Near isn't it romantic, I heard that they've had a lot of weddings here. "said Roze," I'd love to be married here, wouldn't you?"
"Can we go home now? "sighed Near.
"I bet Romeo never said that to Juliet," pouted Roze.
"Romeo was an idiot."
"He was not," she scowled," he was romantic. Your about as romantic as a pile of rocks."
"At last we see eye to eye," said Near.
"So this date isn't completely shot, I take one of these flowers with me," said Roze, plucking of a handful of buds from the wisteria vine.
"You can't do that," yelled Near, taking the flower away from her," didn't you see the sign that said you are forbidden to pick the flowers, or they'll fine you 500 dollars."
"No, one will know," she said.
"No one will know, huh?" came a voice behind them.
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"I can't believe we been banned from the botanical gardens," sighed Near," at least we didn't have to pay the fine."
"Wow, getting us kicked out of a place like this, Near," said Roze amazed," you really are dangerous."
"It wasn't my fault!" said Near.
"Don't deny it Near; you are a bad boy at heart."
Roze grabbed Nears face and kissed him on his bee stung lips.
"I have to be going, see you later, bad boy, "she said jumping into the nearest taxi.
"Aaaaaaaaah, my lips are burning," said Near.
"That must have been some kiss," said Mello, as he got out of the car that came to pick Near up.
"So how did your date go?" asked Matt," I had to come along and see."
"Did you use the manual," asked Watari.
"The manual," shouted Near," this is what I think of your manual."
Near threw the manual on the ground and began to stomp on it.
"That must have been some date," said Matt.
"It sound better than, my last date," said Mellow, with a shrug.
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Hey, it really great when you review this story. I try to make each date special and I want to know if you like your date or not.
Love to you all
Mari
