A/N: Alright I added SMG2 to my game list and I might do it next chapter. After that will be another Mario Party. Probably number 7. So no worries!
I only did this game because I think it fits the best with the randomness in here. Sorry if it's a bit too much crack but... Yeah.
Episode 29 – A Bad Game
The Mario Gang, Wendy, Roy and Bowser are on the backstage, with the audience members getting seated for the next episode. The Koopalings, however, are sitting onstage.
"Gosh! It's so nice not having to deal with that STUPID girl!" Bowser sighed in relief.
"Which stupid girl? Alex or Clawdia?" Peach inquired.
"Hey! Now that you said it… BOTH OF THEM!" Bowser replied.
"I hate how Alex makes this story ALL about her! Like seriously, woman, it's about US! And the games!" Daisy fumed.
"Alex is so much like da Mary Sue thingies dat appear on dose cheesy TV shows," Roy pointed out, "She's more Mary Sue den da red-head chick on da Wendy's commercials!"
"Hey! Don't talk bad about my restaurant Roy! Or I will put you in the chicken fryer you freaking big fat CHICKENHEAD!" Wendy threatened. Roy smirks in amusement.
"Ooh! Me's so scared!" Roy purposely talked in bad grammar to annoy Wendy even more.
"And how Clawdia has magical powers to appear out of nowhere! Like stop! Seriously!" Luigi muttered.
Suddenly, Morton walks backstage to the other characters and starts ranting at them, "Can you guys hurry up for Shigeru Miyamoto's sake?! I've been waiting out there longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!"
"HEY! Get off her! She's cool!" Mario defended.
"No she's not Mario!" Luigi rejected.
"Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan should change last names. Lindsay Kar-Krash-ian fits her better while Kim Low-Hangs sounds much nicer," Peach stated.
"Peach! That's offensive!" Daisy cried, "Stop saying stuff like that! No more mentions of people from the real world! Okay?!"
"But Kim's nose freaking hangs low!" Peach continued
"Peach! Her nose is fine! Nothing's wrong with it!" Daisy shouted.
"Fine. Let's go out…"
The Mario Gang, along with Bowser, walk out onto the stage. Instead of standing up as usual, the audience members simply sat there and clapped.
"EVERYONE STAND UP!" Bowser roared.
The audience members remain seated.
"… Roy, flip on the switch!" Bowser commanded.
With a devious smile, Roy flips on the switch. Immediately, all the audience members stand up.
"Thank you all! You may now be seated!" announced Bowser.
The audience members try to sit down, but they immediately stand back up.
"SIT DOWN!"
The audience tries to sit down, but they stand back up yet again. A few audience members even went flying into the air all of the sudden, all of them hitting the floor with a loud THUD.
"… Oh yeah. Turn off the repelling feature of the seats Roy…" Bowser commanded.
Roy turns off the seat repelling feature and instead turns on the attracting features. Immediately, the audience members sit down, none of them moving.
"We should start," Wendy impatiently said.
"Aww! Does wittle Wendy have a wittle appointment with one of her twenty boyfwiends?" Roy cooed.
"SHUT UP BULLY!"
"You're right. Two of your sixty boyfriends! Cute love triangle dere Kootie Pie-" Roy cooed yet again before earning a slap from Wendy.
"THAT'S for not shutting up when I told you to!"
"I swear! If you weren't a manly-looking girl-!" Roy threatened before he returns to a more calm posture, "Anyway, sorry for keepin' ya from dis show thang…"
"So we can continue now?" Daisy questioned, "Nevermind. Don't answer that at all. Zip! Hush! And… Umm. What do we do now?"
"THE THEME SONG YOU DORK!" Peach insulted.
"Oh right."
Bowser gives a huge grin to Peach, "DANG GIRL! You got a sassy bone in your body-"
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Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: Oh the Mario games are amazing!
But some of the cut clips are crazy!
Who would have thought
Those clips we forgot
Will someday come to useeeeeeee!
OH YEAH!
All but Bowser: MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Wendy: The show that shows bloopers, cuts and many flops!
All but Bowser: OH, MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Ludwig: Mario Scenes Gone Vrong!
Bowser: Idiotic son of mine! It's 'WRONG,' Ludwig!
Ludwig: Geez Fazzer, my accent's nothing big!
Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: YEAH!
All: YEAH!
Wendy: Alright yall!
All: Alright!
Wendy: Let's do a roll call!
Mario! (Okie-Dokie!)
Luigi: (Waah!)
Peach! (OOH! Peachie's got it!)
Daisy! (HI I'M DAISY!)
Bowser! (So mad at all of you.)
Ludwig! (Vhat crawled in Fazzer's shell and died zere?)
Lemmy! (WEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE!)
Roy! (Let's beat up a random person!)
Iggy! (I wanna invent something.)
Morton! (I finally finished my two-million page autobiography!)
Larry! (I once hugged a tree covered in ants before. Man I was itchy for a week!)
Junior! (Let's all paint!)
And I am Wendy, your home girl, singing this song!
All: YEAH! OH! THIS IS MARIO SCENES GONEE WRONGGG!
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"Hey! NEVER cut me off with that theme song AGAIN!" Bowser
"Hey dad…" Larry softly spoke, "Look at Lemmy…"
Bowser flips around and looks at Lemmy, who is lounging back in his chair and is pouring a one pound bag of brown sugar in his mouth. Catching this, Bowser immediately gets up from his own chair and snatches the sugar bag from Lemmy, "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FREAKING SUGAR LEMMY?!"
"Hey! Brown sugar is better than white sugar! Give that back!" Lemmy cried out as he tries to take the bag from Bowser's hands.
"No Lemmy," Bowser firmly spoke, "Sit down!"
"Or what?"
"Or this, Lemmy," Daisy replied as she picks up her remote and plays a clip.
=== HOTEL MARIO ===
"I love my hotel SO much!" Lemmy exclaims in happiness. The Koopaling is rolling around on his ball, being his typical merry self. All of the sudden, Mario and Luigi burst into his hotel!
"Lemmy Koopa, you're gonna die!" Mario threatened.
"W-what? How'd you guys get up here..? I'm up in the clouds!" Lemmy cried.
"We'll tell you in the Afterlife!" Luigi replied, "Now give us the Princess!"
"NO!"
Lemmy then tries to roll away from his hotel, but he forgets that he's up in the clouds; Lemmy falls off the edge!
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Lemmy cried as both he and the ball come tumbling down to the ground.
"CUT!"
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"Hotel Mario?!" Roy gasped, "TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST-"
"Shut up Bully!" Wendy screamed.
"Ahem!" Iggy cleared his throat, "I want to give a speech!"
"… Of what?" Peach questioned, "Please be quick. We have an episode to do!"
"I'll be fast! Anyway… This speech will be called 'If I had a Hotel' written by Yours Truly!" Iggy announced as he turns to Daisy, "Play the clip."
=== HOTEL MARIO ===
Several people are shown to be in Bowser's Seizures Palace, as if a huge party is going on. Suddenly, Iggy, who is surrounded by girls that look as if they're paid to be friends with him, walks up to the stage.
"Everyone! Can I have your attention?"
Everyone stops dancing and grabbing grub, and they all turn their eyes to Iggy.
"I will now be telling you why I should have a hotel!"
"YEAH!" the audience screamed.
"FIRST! I will throw exquisite parties all the time!" Iggy announced.
The audience cheers in happiness; all of them agreeing with the fourth-oldest Koopaling.
"We work HARD, so we deserve time to ourselves! All play and no work makes Iggy a dull boy!"
"BOOOOOOO!" the audience jeered. One of the girls whispers into Iggy's… ear.
"OH! Sorry! All work and no play makes Iggy a dull boy!" Iggy corrected himself, resulting in the audience cheering once again, "SECOND POINT! I will be richer than my own King Dad!"
"REALLY?!" an audience member screamed out.
"That be so cool!" another one exclaimed soon after.
"Yes! My hotel will be a 999999999991 star hotel! It will beat my dad's crappy 5 star rating!" Iggy announced.
However, somewhere in the audience, Ludwig is present, "Brozzer, you said ze number '9' eleven times. 9 times 11 is 99, and add ze vun vill make it vun-hundred. Vun plus zero plus zero vill equal vun! Your hotel vill be a vun star hotel!"
"Shut up Ludwig! You don't make sense!" Iggy growled with a look of annoyance on his face. Ludwig, however, hops up onto the stage.
"Look here vimp. You don't tell me to shut up. Got zat?" Ludwig threatened.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" the audience once again cheers.
"Good little vimp. Anyvay dear audience members! Make sure to visit my Zump Castle Hotel! It's not haunted… ZAT much!"
"YEAH!" the other houseguests cheer as the run out towards Ludwig's castle, including the girls around Iggy.
"I vin zis time, vimp!"
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"Zat clip vuz fake!" Ludwig claimed.
"Really now Ludwig?" Iggy replied, "Say 'Thump Castle Hotel'."
"Zump Castle Hotel," Ludwig repeated.
"That proves the clip was real!" Iggy proclaimed as he sits down, "Sorry! You guys may continue!"
Peach rolls her eyes at Iggy, getting up from her chair and begins sashaying around the stage, "About time! That took HALF our broadcast! HALF!"
'Quit overreacting girlfrrrrrrriend!" Daisy commanded, "You'll live! We only have one more clip of this crappy game to go through!"
"Yeah!" Morton agreed, "You quiet down! Say, I wonder like whenever we stare at clouds we say what the clouds look like right? I wonder if the clouds look down at us and say 'Hey look! That one laying down on the grass looks like an idiot! A stupid person! A dunce! A failure! A moron-"
"Shut up, Moron Koopa Junior," Wendy commanded, "You're so annoying!"
"Hey! My name's Morton! Not Moron! You shut up you nasty, greasy, gross, unappetizing dress-wearing make-up wearing MAN! Dude, male, boy, guy, brother, bee, uncle, great uncle, nephew, son, grandson, great grandson, great great grandson, great great great-"
"SHUT UP BIGMOUTH!" everyone screamed.
"Why is Morton starting to talk a lot? He doesn't do that much anymore since he got older and more attention!" Bowser inquired.
The other characters shrug until Bowser finds six empty packs of brown sugar along with ten large cups of Starbucks under Morton's chair.
"OH &^&(* ! Morton has a sugar and coffee overload! I need to get him sober!" Bowser exclaimed as he picks up Morton and carries him off into the distance. Of course, Morton starts talking as soon as he is picked up.
"Sugar is good! Great like the little brown stuff they put on sugar to make it good! Lemmy's right its better and he gave me them and I don't know that was coffee but it tasted gross but it was better with sugar in it so good in fact that I drank 10 cups of it hahahahahahahhahahahahahah-"
"AND LEMMY! You're grounded!" Bowser called out before carrying Morton outside. Lemmy displays a look of sadness on his face.
"Aww! Me so sad!" Lemmy pouted to himself before pulling out three bags of brown sugar, "Time to drown my misery!"
"… You're a sugarholic… You need to go to Sugareaters Anonymous…" Iggy stated as he shook his head.
"Me and Morton tried going there but it failed! I got so sad! I wasted 2 hours of my life that I once again drowned my misery with brown sugar!" Lemmy replied, then sticks a handful of brown sugar into his mouth, "I mean I do everything with brown sugar! I put it in my water, in my food, on my chips, in my shower water, in the toilet-"
"… Da toilet? Ya need help bro," Roy shook his head, "Might get da diabetis or whatever dere called. Den ya diabetis will come and get me while I'm sleepin' with my shell off."
"Only humans get that! Not Koopas! We don't have the… P thing!" Larry stated.
"… A pancreas? Ve do have vun but it's shaped different. Overconsumption of sugar simply goes zough ze bloodstream and is… vell… Traveled out of ze body via 'Number 1'," Ludwig informed.
"'Number 1'?" Roy guffawed, "Really Ludwig? I just say p-"
"ROY! SHUT UP! Kids might be vatching zis! Oh, and Roy, it's diabetes, and it's not contagious."
"… Can you guys SHUT UP so the next clip can be played?" Peach spat as she still sashays around the stage.
Roy simply shook his head in a depressed manner, "Ya got dem estrogen goin' on."
"Roy actually got a hormone right. Zat's surprising!" Ludwig gasped in awe.
"I know a lot more den ya think! I aint just muscle!"
"Prove it Roy," Iggy dared, "For five thousand coins, I bet you are stupid!"
"Alright Iggy," Roy accepted, "I will accept ya dare; I will appear substantially more intelligent den my personage suggests otherwise. Do ya possess sufficient faith in your own elder brother, seeing as said immediate family member is, in fact, proving your statement to be utterly sophistical?"
"… Umm…" Iggy was speechless and stunned. Meanwhile, behind his back, Roy and Ludwig high fived each other as Roy takes a device out of his mouth.
"See? I told you that mouthpiece can make you use bigger words!" Ludwig whispered to Rot. Rey surprisingly thanked Ludwig in secret as he collects a check for five thousand coins from Iggy.
"Let's just continue…" Iggy commanded in a depressed voice until he gets a crazy smile on his face, "Roy, look above."
"Above? Wha?" Rob asked.
"NO! In the script! The author's calling you different names!"
Suddenly, the fourth wall blows up, sending both Iggy and Ron flying into the prison Alex is being held at. In frustration, Ray stomps over to Alex.
"Hey girlie," Roo greeted in a harsh tone.
"Hey Roy," Alex smiled at Ryu. However, Ritz grabs Alex by her shell and starts to threaten her.
"My name is ROY!" Roy Pinky Koopa replied.
"Is that better?" Alex questioned as she stares at Roy Pinky Koopa.
"NO! Just ROY! Not my full name!"
"Ugh fine..."
"Hehe ROY PINKY KOOPA!" Iggy giggled.
Smoke steaming from his nose, Roy stomps over to Iggy, picks him up by the shell and...
*BEEP BEEP BEEP! TO PROTECT THE BRAINS OF THE YOUNG AND INNOCENT, THE PROGRAM HAS TO BE TEMPORARILY CHANGED. BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy! Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy!
"Oh yeah! Repeat my name again!"
Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy! Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy!
"Don't cha forget it either!"
Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy! Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy!
"Ooooooooooh yeah! Someone tell Alex to get a Dict-ionary!
Look up Roy; a picture of me!
I'm not Ron, Roo, and no not even Ritz!
Geez, Alex, I swear you're a ditz!
You always up in our stories,
trying to give yourself glory
summoning up imaginary friends; making yourself a Mary Sue
Oh man, you tryna be cool
Pfft, yeah right, that aint gonna happen
like a bird fallin off a building without flappin'
You belong in the garbage, Alex; just like Donkey Kong
You have less worth than a $5 foot long
So say farewell to being with us, girl!
If you bother me again, you're going to the Underworld!
Hit it now!"
Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy! Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy! Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy! Roy Roy R-R-R-Roy!
*END TEMPORARY BROADCAST*
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The scene switches back to the MSGW gang, all of them plugging their ears with cotton swabs.
"Ouch! I think my ear's still bleeding!" Larry cried in pain as he pulls out another cotton swab from the area where his ear is.
"Roy's rap vas ze vorst zing I ever heard!" Ludwig agreed as he also exchanges cotton swabs.
"Let me get this straight," Peach started, "The scene changed because Roy was gonna punch Iggy, but they were afraid of showing that to kids. Instead, they show a FREAKING RAP SONG THAT ROY MADE!"
"Yep," the other characters nodded.
"Whatever. Show the last clip of the day."
=== HOTEL MARIO ===
Mario and Luigi are seen walking towards Peach's castle.
"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" Luigi hoped.
"I hope she did too. Do you think she made cake too?" asked Mario.
"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
"Really? You said that already?!"
"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" Luigi once again repeated.
"I hope you have lotsa shut ups!" Mario mocked.
Suddenly, Peach pops up in front of them holding hands with Roy Koopa.
"Can't you believe this nice guy? He offered me toast! Better than you USELESS TWERPS!" Peach shouted.
"TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST!" Roy kept repeating.
"Can we come?" Mario questioned as the two walk off. Peach then turns to them.
"No. Go away!" Peach yelled.
"TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST!" Roy repeated.
Mario rolls his eyes at Peach, "Have fun with a reptilian freak who knows only one word..."
"I will. Better than two freaks that thinks all about spaghetti. Toast's easier to make!" Peach retorted as the two of them disappear in the distance.
"CUT!"
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"That was the best toast ever," Peach sighed, "Roy's a professional toast-cooker."
"Roy? Professional toast cooker? He freaking burns WATER in the MICROWAVE!" Wendy shouted.
"Did you happen to use the water on your head?" Peach fired back. Wendy fussed quite a bit, but decides not to harm the princess.
"Anyway, we should go," Daisy concluded, "This episode is ridiculous!"
"Thanks to the Koopalings and their stupid drama!" Luigi added.
"Yeah! Well, bye guys!" the MSGW gang all says.
*END TRANSMISSION*
Meanwhile, with Alex...
Alex, Iggy and Roy are all eating some type of toast.
"Roy! This toast is amazing!" Alex complimented.
"Thanks ya! TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST!" Roy exclaimed.
"I'm surprised big bro! You can cook!" Iggy stated in a shocked voice, "And you can use big words! I never knew you were smart!"
"Ya well... I'm full of wonders," Roy smiled as he bites into more toast, "TOAST TOAST!"
