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Basically she became Karasuma-sensei assistant when it came to preparations with the main school and the upcoming festival. When he helped the boys she ran errands for him and when he had issues with the teachers she sweet talked them for him. She didn't know why, but she still in the good with them all despite her status as a member of Class E. If she paid attention to rumors she was sure she would find out what lies had been spread, but she didn't like listening to rumors.

She only got annoyed when she heard them.

Mostly because any rumors that were about her were never flattering, some could be but girls for the most part made the rumors and aside from E, she had no gal friends. Well at least not in this school, maybe if she looked up some girls from her elementary days she might have some friends. Leaning back against the wall while Karasuma met with the teachers, she wondered if he was ready to strangle the lot of them. They were basically giving him the roundabout, telling him what was expected of him and Class E. What the main school expected from all of them, which was usually nothing!

Humming Makoto's latest song, Minako paused when the door opened up and Karasuma back out giving a bow and respectful goodbye. The moment the door was shut though, he flashed an irritable look and look ready to punch anyone and anything. Chuckling, she trotted after him, "Someone looks like they need a hug!" she said happily.

Scowling even more, he gave her a warning glare, "What part of hugging being inappropriate behavior between a student and teacher do you not understand?!" he growled.

Laughing, she beamed, "I understand it, I just don't agree with it! Oh but inappropriate contact between students and teachers does remind me of something, I haven't told the class because of everything that's gone on. I found a weirdness with Korosensei that might be useful…in a surprise attack kind of way," she told him.

With talk of the assassination, Karasuma looked over interested before it dawned on him what she said prior to that, "…What do you mean inappropriate contact?" he questioned.

Turning to him and with a straight-face she told him, "I sexually harassed Korosensei," she said as dead serious as she could get. Standing face to face with him, she could feel the corners of her mouth threatening to curve into a smile, but she held it in. Till finally at last Karasuma let out a deep sigh and continued on his way, "All joking aside, I did get a weird weakness! He came over to my house because of things and I was teasing him. I told him I loved him and then kissed him on his cheek and he turned hot pink, burst into steam, then proceeded to melt!" she informed him.

Frowning, he peered back, "Melted because you kissed him," he said with some disbelief lingering in his voice.

Smiling, she shrugged, "I could show you if you want," she offered.

Sighing, he shook his head, "I appreciate you coming forward with that information but in the past a similar event happened and the result was he became harder to kill so I would say that particular weakness won't be viable," he told her.

Shrugging, she smiled, "Alright…oh by the way have any of my ideas been considered?" she asked.

Sighing, he shook his head, "Most of them were veto. I am considering one of your explosive ideas with some severe modifications though and as for that other one. I'll give you my approval and even help with it, if you can get your classmates to agree to participate," he told her.

Beaming, she nodded, "Yay!" she said happily.

Shaking his head at her, Karasuma frowned, "I would like to know how you came to love the horror world, I thought girls who act like you were into fairytales, with princesses and knights," he said with a small shake of his head.

Smiling, Minako nodded, "Oh, I love fairytales! I mean in Cinderella the step-sisters get what they deserve after being so cruel to Cindy. I mean can you save justice serve when the witches hacked off their toes and heels! I personally would have never done it, prince or not. I have a feet thing. Oh but Sleeping Beauty is also a good tale, it totally shows you that excluding people can hurt you. I mean yes the Dark Fairy went overboard with curse little baby Briar-Rose or Aurora…whatever her name was, but her parents sort of brought it on themselves when they invited everyone, from peasants to other kings but leave out one person," she said with a smile.

Sighing, Karasuma quickly picked up his pace ready to get away from the girl whose outside seemed to never match the inside. Grinning, Minako ran after, "Wait I haven't told you how Snow White is a great cautionary tale about being stupid and how the prince was into Necrophilia!" she cried after him.

Stalling he turned back gave her a pointed stare, "Stop ruining classic tales," he told her.

Laughing she caught up to him and smiled, "But I'm not, I'll telling the truth Disney is the one who told the lies. First of all Snow White is a total idiot and really did deserved to die in my book. She fell for the Evil Queen's tricks not once, not twice, but three times. Sleeping Beauty slept for a thousand years along with her entire kingdom and I'm also pretty sure there was no dragon. Oh and The Little Mermaid, she never got her prince and even died…well kind of, she became human because she thought she was in love. The price for her legs was her voice and to make up for the fact she was now a mute she was give beautiful dancing skills. However, to get those skills every step she took felt like a thousand hot blades were plunged into her feet! Then after going through all that and getting nothing she was given the choice to plunge a blade into her prince's heart and I think she had to throw it in the sea or something…no maybe drip his blood on her feet. Anyway if she did that she would get to go back to the sea. However the little mermaid's love was actually real, lucky for the oblivious prince, so she jumped into the sea ready to die. Her good act though made it possible for her to get a soul but she had to be wind for a thousand years doing something…it's been a while since I read it. What else, oh, I know, true love is even worse in fairytales than in Disney movies, I mean if you've ever read any real fairytales, it's kinda sickening to see how many idiot boys and girls get tricked. Also a lot of stories have the same premise just with slight differences, the Grim Brother's recorded them all though," she told him brightly.

Looking at her, Karasuma sighed, "Something seriously went wrong with you," he said.

Shrugging, Minako smiled, "Say what you want but fairytales hold good lessons if you look into. The Little Mermaid teaches shouldn't rush in love, which she did and got burned. Cinderella teaches that you reap what you sow, the step mother and sisters were awful and in the end they were left with nothing and bloody feet. Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood tells you to be cautious of strangers. Sleeping Beauty shows that exclusion breeds sorrow and when people who hurt lash out, the innocent are often the victims," she told him firmly.

Frowning, he shrugged, "I suppose, all of those are true and to an extent their fairytales were told to get those points across but they're still just childish tales," he said.

Laughing, Minako straightened up and tucked her arms behind her back, "I know but I like them all the same!" she told him happily.

Sighing, he watched her closely, "Why? With your description of them you don't take away what most girls do, that being a prince coming and taking you away to a castle where you dreams come true. So what exactly is so appealing? The same goes with horror, why does it make you happy or so intrigued?" he questioned, a bit curious to know what her answer was.

Feeling her smile shrink, Minako shrugged, "I don't know why I like horror or the real fairytales so much more…but I do. If I had to guess though…I suppose it would be because in the world of horror and fairytales it's completely easy to see whose evil and who's good. They try to throw in all that nonsense about hiding good behind ugly forms but you always know, that doesn't transfer over into the real world though…more than often you get tricked by the wolf in sheep's clothing," she told him.

Serial Killers were often the last person you expect. What made them horrifying was not the fact that they killed…but the fact that they could blend into normal society…life taught you that evil look ugly, it was bad, and something it was completely easy to see. Evil was different, disgusting, dark, black, and that facing it would make everything inside feel awful and scary.

That was far from the truth though.

Serial Killers, they could be family men who are tender and caring. The guy all the kids wish were their dad and the man all the wives wished their husband was more like. He could be beautiful and appeared to have a heart of gold. Little do you know hidden within that so called good man rested the very thing you were meant to fear, the terror that haunted your nightmares.

Frowning ever so slightly, Minako looked down at her feet as they walked, "It's so easy to mix up good and evil in life and even easier for the roles to be switched between the two and I find that considerable scarier than the chairman or even the destruction of the earth," she told him.

Taking in her words, Karasuma gave a nod of agreement, "I guess I would have to agree with that," he said.

Nodding happy he agreed, Minako put on a grin and leaned forward, "So we got time to kill right?" she asked him. Getting a nod from him, she rushed in front of him and walked backwards, "How about me and you lure some unsuspecting first years into the woods and get them trapped in my traps! We can totally tell them that if they can't get out the chairman will suspend them!" she offered.

Giving her a small smile of his own, he shook his head, "…As much fun as that would be I'm going to have to veto that…how about we go behind school and work on your swordsmanship," he said nodding to the rapier at her side. Ever since acquiring her sword she hadn't let it leave her side, she slept with it, ate with it, and kept it strapped to her side at school. To avoid trouble she told teachers it was a fake and that she trying out some physiological stress test she found online. Add something to your personal that is consider outrageous and see if the added looks affect your nerves.

It sounded pretty legitimate so she didn't get much questioning afterward. Karasuma-sensei simply sighed and shook his head but didn't tell her to discard it. She was happy about that too. The first couple of days she was so happy she got it she refused to leave it home. Then when she finally got over the allure of it she meant to leave it home, but, well the moment she got past the door she had to run back in and get it where carry it all the way to school. It hadn't left her side since then.

She even felt some anxiety when she was without it. It happened without her realizing it, but she gained an attachment to her sword. It was basically a security blanket of sorts. Her guess of why she acquired it would be due to Izaya's prolonged absent. Since she lost Usagi the amount of time she went without family could be measured in days on a single hand…till now of course.

She was doing quite well without him though and she would say that having the desire to keep the sword with her was a lot better than her become a crying fit. "Are you sure? It's equip to hurt us not you-know-who, if I got lucky I could hurt you pretty badly sensei," she said expressing concern.

Smiling, he shook his head, "Your swordsmanship has improved greatly but I'm still not concerned you can injury me badly. You still need to work, if we were using your bow and real arrows…I might be incline to fear for grave injury," he told her with a smile.

Beaming back, Minako twirl back to his side and skipped happily, "That makes me so happy I'm gonna go home today and write a bunch of happy cheerful songs for Makoto!" she said glad to have been praised by her assassination teacher.

Nodding, he led the way down only pausing when imposing figures walked by, that being four of the biggest so-called fifteen year old ever and at the lead was the main cause of her frustrations. Asano lead the boys and each of them didn't look Japanese.

One was so board his head seemed to not fit with his body and if she had to guess she would say he was Korean and was rather plain with his features. He had short black hair he kept neatly trimmed, and he was considerably taller than the others, he would have to bend to get through doors.

The other to her irritation was undoubtable French. He had a prominent nose and had some stubble going along his jawline. His hair was light and he kept it a mess and was probably handsome, but she hated all Frenchmen so she wasn't one to pass judgement…well she was but not biases judgement.

The third was obviously Brazilian with an olive complexion and short black hair, his most noticeable features was his cleft chin and large bottom lip. He was cute…in a 'Rocky' Sylvester Stallone kind of way. Once more not her cup of tea, but she had a type and that was more suave.

Then the last made her heart stop because she found herself staring at the very boy she helped at the airport, she freaking helped the enemy! Each boy glanced toward her but only took a look till Asano stopped no doubt ready to gloat to her now that he had her. That stopped though when Kevin recognized her, "Alice!" he exclaimed excitedly.

Breaking rank he walked right up to her with a wide smile, "I didn't think I ever see you again! I'm glad I have though," he said grinning at her.

Standing before him stiffly, Minako offered him an awkward smile well aware of the two drilling stares she was receiving. One from a curious Karasuma-sensei and the other from an irritated Asano, who was watching her and Kevin closely, "…Yeah, I can honestly say the same…was not expecting to ever see you again either. Can't say it's a happy occasion though," she said frowning. She wouldn't get angry at Kevin, he was just here to help his friend. It wasn't his fault his friend's mission just so happened to be to demolish the boys in her class, still didn't make this any less awkward.

Peering at her confused, he went to answer her only to be stopped when Karasuma leaned down to whisper into her ear, "I'm going to go…take your time," he told her.

Whipping her head in his direction, she frowned, "Wait what! Don't leave me alone! I have a fears of boys! Especially ones who could eat me!" she yelled panicked.

Hearing a scoff, she looked over when Asano pushed past a confused Kevin, "They aren't going to eat you, you rape freak! Now how do you know Kevin, either you tell me right now or I'll tell ever last one of them what you just said and let's see how they feel about that," he threatened.

Scowling, Minako tuned to him and glared, "I'll tell them myself, you jerk. I can speak enough Portuguese to tell him, my French is just about perfect, and English is my second language. So I can tell them all myself! Well almost I can't do Korean, also I don't care, they come near me in a threatening manner I'll start swinging and I don't care what I lop off!" she snapped furious.

Pulling back a little surprised, Asano frowned, "I thought you only spoke French separated from your native languages," he said.

Crossing her arms, Minako frowned right back, "If you must know I'm learning more so I can do a better job later in life when my father's company becomes mine! Now, leave me alone!" she snapped ready to stalk off into the direction Karasuma left. She was stopped however when Asano grabbed her wrist and pulled her back to his side, "What?!" she barked.

Dropping her wrist when she jerked away, Asano's eyes went straight for Minako's hand when she fingered the handle of the sword she had strapped to her waist. Pulling away slightly so she would stop feeling threaten he pondered briefly whether the sword was real only to get his answer. Camille didn't even get two steps close to Minako when she whipped out her sword and had it at his neck.

She looked at him like she was a demon sent from hell, then Minako spoke in such a tone that even the ones who had no idea what she said felt a split second of fear. The blonde girl's usual laughing eyes harden and turned a chilling shade of blue and her skin flushed red with her surprising fury, "Dégagez vous grenouille sanglante! Je vous préviens pour cette fois seulement, viens près de moi et je vous jure que vous allez à la maison avec quelque chose qui manque!" she hissed, giving a suggestive glance downward. ("Back off you bloody frog! I'll warn you only this once, come near me and I swear you go back home with something missing!")

Gazing at her stunned, Asano was relieved when instead of not taking her threat serious Camille held up his hands and slowly backed away with Minako's cold eyes on him the entire time. It wasn't till he was a good measure away that she sheathed the sword and her fury melted away. Just as quick as it came, it was gone. She was back to normal. "What the hell was that?" he asked her.

Frowning, she peered over at Camille who glared at her and shrugged, "I don't like Frenchmen coming at me too fast…or from out of my line of sight. From my experience it's never a good thing. Now what do you want?!" she said going back to her annoyance.

Clearing his throat, Asano shook his head, "…I'll just tell you later and we're having our date today, I have things to do and need to get it out of the way right away," he said tersely.

Rolling her eyes, Minako scowled, "Sorry I'm such an issues darling now if you'll excuse me I'm going to your father's office because I have no doubt gotten detention because of the stupid frog!" she said before turning to Kevin. She wasn't quite able to muster up a smile but she gave him a small wave, "Bye Kevin," she said. Then she turned to the Brazilian, "Vejo você pessoa que eu não sei", she told him. ("See you person I don't know,")

Giving an awkward wave to the Korean and one final glare to the French one she pushed passed the foursome of giants and made a beeline to the chairman's office. Watching her leave, Asano sighed before getting bombarded by a confused and curious Kevin, a bewildered Sang Hyuk, an amused Jose, and a furious Camille. Listening to them all ask the same question, he turned to them and smiled before telling them each the same thing, "That would be my fiancé," he said.

He was still annoyed as hell with her with that milkshake incident, but he got what his mother was telling him and would willing admit he was in the wrong. He would tell them who she was though because they would be gone soon enough.

Plus, Kevin had been raving about a blond brit who helped him at the airport and wished to meet her again. Go figure it would be Minako. That stupid girl seemed to be boy nip. So he was going to kill this at the root, she had enough suitors after her as of now. It was annoying enough he was going to have to fight Akabane for her affections and what made it worse was the damn redhead was ahead of him.

…he was curious though, since when could she use a sword.

Could her use of a weapon somehow be connected to Class E's secret?


She just headed right into his office due to an absent Nemu and she found that he was indeed waiting for her like she thought he might be. Closing the door and heading deep into the office, she stopped in the middle and waited. All he did was watch her with a smile, "Well…what's my punishment for pulling a sword on that frog? I know you saw it, this place is more rigged than the houses in those stupid Paranormal movies," she said rolling her eyes.

Smiling, he shook his head, "Oh you get no punishment today, I understand that you and your fellow Class E classmates might change and react to situations that make you feel threaten. Just as the incident with Nagisa-kun and his former classmates I will look over this. In fact I would like to thank you as well, Mister Camille has gotten quite fresh with the young ladies. He should learn that young ladies have claws, who better than a female member of Class E," he said.

Looking at him annoyed, Minako sighed, "Stop using me!" she griped before taking her leave. If he wasn't going to give her punishment then she wasn't going to stick around.

Letting her leave, the chairman sat back in his chair and pulled up the scene from before, the moment Camille reached for Minako, in what he intended to be a friendly manner, Minako stuck. It was almost scary how similar she looked to her mother at that moment of attack. The same look in her eye and with the very sword her mother used to use to end lives in her hands, it was eerier.

Minako and Makoto both were utterly their mother with none of their father in them. Both looked like Marie at her various stages of life with minor differences. The major difference between Makoto and her mother was that she grew up with hardly any hardships. Usagi's death was hard on the entire family but out of everyone it hit, Makoto was the least tried by it. The biggest trial she faced was her mother and with her hormones transforming that into anger and Izaya watching out for her. She didn't make too many mistakes that would have harden her.

Minako though, even with her elder brothers intervention she was wounded and she harden, she out of all of them was more like her mother. Even Izaya who held knowledge of his mother's past and had his fingers in various illegal acts, he was nowhere near his younger sister in being like their mother.

Aside from all that though, everything was going according to plan. With each event of Minako's, Asano only grew closer to the girl. She wasn't yet feeling anything for him but once his son worked up the nerve to tell her his feelings, she would start watching him different. Then before she knew it she would have a spot of affection that would grow into love. Of course, this only happened if Asano could defeat Akabane, Karma. As of right now, that was all the love sick teenage girl saw.

Sitting back, he smiled, "Well, the only thing to do now is call Izaya and tell him Minako is beginning to experience some anxiety at his absent…that will put a smile on him no doubt. I find it rather amusing though that out of everything she transforms a sword into her security blanket," he said.


The boys already knew about Asano's foreigner squad. Itona had the room bugged and the listened to him introduce them to the class before rousing everyone to crush E. Still she could give them something to help them, "So they're huge, huge?" asked Kimura curious. She knew what he was thinking and he would be right. Their size would slow them down. The frog was proof of that, she was quick but she wasn't that quick compared to some of the boys.

Nodding, she smiled, "They're gorilla huge, every last one of them. Terasaka is a shrimp compared to these guys. In fact they're just a little shorter than Korosensei and so freaking broad. The Korean has to bend and shift just to get through doors, he's the Godzilla of the group and the others are not as bad but still…monster big," she told them.

Smiling, Isogai chuckled, "Which means we have speed on our side," he said confidently.

Snorting, Minako nodded, "I can definitely tell you, you got the edge in speed over the frog. He didn't even see me pull by sword till I had it at his throat," she told him.

Looking at her confused, Maehara gave an amused smile, "…Why did you pull your sword on one of them Minako-chan?" he asked amused.

Stiffening ever so slight, Minako blushed and looked away nervously, "I don't like frogs okay! And that particular frog came out of nowhere and I reacted. I thought he was gonna grab me so I put a sword to his neck…it's not like a cut him and I didn't even get detention!" she said quickly.

Getting grabbed by Terasaka, she scowled when he wrapped a beefy arm around her neck. He wasn't chocking her but he had a grip on her, "Now I got to watch your sorry butt and make sure that douchebag doesn't come after you!" he growled shaking her slightly.

Blushing, Minako grabbed his arm and glared off to the side, "I'm not apologizing to that frog, he came from nowhere and I didn't want him touching me! I only trust you guys!" she muttered. They were the only boys she trusted absolutely. Not a single one of them truly touched her in a threatening manner or made her feel like she was being molested or manhandled. Not even Terasaka when he still hated her, although he never actually tried to touch her. He just yelled.

They didn't ever make her feel threatened in practice and she didn't mind Karma's molestation so much because he wasn't doing it completely against her will…she liked it to a degree. And he never went further than taking a peek under her skirt. He never grabbed her and touched her in a bad way.

At that the boys shared some grins, "Aw you do love us!" said Isogai teasingly reaching over to ruffle her hair.

"We love you to queen!" said Okajima grinning pulling her away from Terasaka into a hug while a laughing Mimura nodded with a cheery smile.

Giving a small cough, Takebayashi turned away from the boys and pushed up his glasses, "I love Mina-chan," he said in his own secret teasing voice. Blushing, Minako quickly pulled her sword from her belt while it was still sheathed and quickly struck the maid loving otaku on top of his head.

"I told you to never say that!" she barked while he crumpled.

At that, everyone paused and stared something which Minako quickly became aware of when the adrenaline left her body. Standing frozen under the boy's stares, she quickly pulled away from Okajima and ran for it, but today the gods of calamity were playing with the girl. She didn't even get two steps past Takebayashi when she tripped on her own feet and she went down with a thud. The god wasn't going to leave her with just that though, nope…feeling a breeze on her rear end Minako sat up quickly, mortified when her skirt fell back down.

Sitting frozen, she shook as she slowly peeked around and when she saw the expressions of some of the more perverted members she knew they saw. They saw her undies! At the head was a grinning Karma who was rubbing his chin, "You really like lacy, frilly undies, don't you, Mi-na-ko-chan~!" he teased her with a pervy chuckle.

Grinning and exploding with perverted energy, Okajima looked like a man on fire as he watched Minako happily, "Ah, Minako-chan's lacy, frilly underwear! If I die in battle, I die a happy man!" he cried out with loud laughter.

Feeling tears Minako quickly jumped up and began to yell some of boy's secrets she acquired from the permanent records, anything to get their eyes off her. Pointing to Nagisa first she only recited a couple of the secrets, "Nagisa confessed to his third grade teacher, Terasaka scared a girl he confessed to in the fourth grade into thinking he was a stalker. Maehara married every girl in his first grade year, Isogai was involved in a mysterious prank in his fourth year. Okajima got caught trying to take pictures of the girls after gym last year and Yoshida hit a girl in third grade!" she wailed running out. She wouldn't be the only one embarrassed.

Those were the more easily remember secrets she got.

Standing in silence, all the boys turned to each other with glances and Karma was the first to start them all off. Wrapping an arm around a sighing Isogai he gave him a teasing smile, "Eh so our esteemed head was once a prankster! You were almost me!" she Karma gleefully.

Peering over at a red face pigtail teen, Sugino gave him an amused smile, "You confessed to your third grade teacher?" he questioned him.

Blushing, Nagisa held up his hand, "Please don't ask," he pleaded.

Laughing his butt off, Muramatsu clapped Terasaka's shoulder, "Did you make the girl cry?" he asked howling with laughter only to get silenced by a fuming Terasaka.

Blushing, Terasaka slammed his elbow down on the blonds head and crossed his arms, "Shut up," he growled irritated.

Turning to each other with knowing looks, both pervert and play boy grinned, "You better hope the girls never hear about that," they said in unison to each other. Looking surprised they said it together they smirked amused and shared a laugh.

Smiling, Mimura turned to Yoshida with a curious look, "Why did you hit a girl?" he questioned not at all judging his friend. After all it happened. When they were young girls were just girls and it was okay to hit them. He couldn't really remember when it became not okay to hit girls but okay to hit boys, although he could remember when it became not okay to hit anyone anymore.

Scowling, he shrugged, "The bitch made Hara cry by calling her a cow among other things and all she did was try to befriend her. So the witch got what was coming to her. I mean what else was I supposed to do…Hara was one of my friends," he said casually.

Meanwhile standing apart from the group, Chiba helped up Takebayashi, "Well…that did exactly what she wanted it to do…but what were you going on about? Does Minako work at a maid café?" he questioned the bespectacled boy.

Sighing, he pushed up his glasses he smiled, "Not really," he said. Which was the truth after all, but the fact that she was indeed a maid sometimes would be his little secret! His secret pleasure. After all how often do you get to see a real British maid when living in Japan? Letting out a happy sigh, he peered at the door Minako left through, he hoped she came back to her brother's café and catered to him!

That placed was the best and worth every penny of his allowance!


Rushing down the mountain with her cheeks still dyed red, Minako kept her head down as she ran away from her mortification. So it really wasn't a surprise when she slammed into someone, letting out a surprised scream she sent herself and the poor soul she crashed into the ground. With her victim under her and her sprawled out on top of him.

Groaning, she froze when she listen to her cushion groan as well. Sitting up on her knees she straddled her misfortunate victim and began to sputter a quick apology, "Ah, I'm so sor-" she started only to find Asano trapped underneath her. Letting out a sigh, she quickly relaxed while he pushed himself up, "Oh, it's you, never mind," she said relieved she didn't hit someone else. It would have been bad if she hit some random bystander.

Leaning back on his arms, Asano glared at her, "What do you mean never mind? It's customary you apologize when you hit someone or didn't your father teach you any manners! What were you even thinking just running without looking?" he barked at her.

Rolling her eyes, Minako quickly pushed herself up and dusted the dirt off her skirt, "That's rich coming from you! Tell me, Mr. Manners, is it customary to keep embarrassing photos from a girl who's done you no wrong!" she snapped at him.

Blushing red, Asano looked away guilty, "It wasn't like that!" he muttered.

Rolling her eyes, Minako scowled, "Oh I'm sure, now why are you here! Don't you have evil you should be doing? Or I don't know plotting my friends demise!" she snapped.

Standing up and dusting himself off, he frowned, "I can multitask, besides, Ren is taking over my council meeting so I can get our lovely date out of the way and go back to plotting the public execution of the boys of Class E," he said sarcastically, smirking when she let out a growl.

"You're a jerk," she snapped.

Frowning, he pointed, "And you're a flirt," he said.

Looking at him confused, Minako's brow furrowed as she stared in confusion at Asano, "Excuse me?" she questioned him. That literally came out of nowhere. She was a flirt. She hadn't even flirted with him. Although seeing how he and his father was, making insulting them was flirting. Feeling a jolt she had to hold back a gag, if that was true did that mean the chairman thought she was flirting with him?

If so then, ewwww! The chairman was of course a handsome man but he was like Lex Luther…only much better looking with a full head of hair and much, much scarier. "What the hell do you mean I'm a flirt?!" she demanded, she needed to get proof that her insane thought process was insane…now!

Turning to her, completely unaware of where her mind was taking her, Asano carried on, "First you catch Araki's eye; he's quite the fan of yours. He's completely given up on getting you but he's still quite the loyal fan to you along with all the boys in your former class. Princess Minako is becoming quite the idol, did you know there's talk of a fan club being erected about you! My father's little lie about why you stayed in Class E is making you more popular than even. You're practically a saint," he said rolling his eyes.

"…What?" asked Minako.

Sighing, Asano walked over to a tree and leaned up against it, "He started a rumor that you're trying to reform Class E from the inside," he said.

Glowering, Minako shook her head, "Your father's the devil," she griped.

Shrugging Asano gave no sign of disagreement, "Anyway, where was I. Oh yes, after you enslaved the boys of your class," he started getting a growl from Minako, "You went and caught Seo's attention, I don't think he likes you but the fact that you denied him has made him want to hunt you. He's always fancied what he's been denied, you keep denying him making his desire to get you grow. Then did you stop with him no, you went enchanted Shindō from the baseball team," he said making her blush.

Fidgeting uncomfortably, Minako glared at the ground, "Shut up! I don't go around trying to make boys like me! How is it my fault when they decided to like me, I don't flirt with anyone. I'm just nice to everyone, since when has being nice been a crime!" she snapped.

Ignoring her, Asano smiled, "Did you stop with Shindō, nope, after him you went and enchanted my dear friend Kevin. He didn't even stand a chance when you flashed him your cutesy little smile and purred to him in that little accent of yours," he said with a smirk while she blushed.

Looking away mortified, Minako hid her flaming face in her hands, "I'm not trying to seduce anyone, I swear I'm not!" she yelled.

Before Asano could further her embarrassment, a voice interrupted them leaving both blondes with different reactions, "Which is what one would expect from Sailor V! After all Minako is the Sailor Scout of Love and Beauty, it's only natural she be able to evoke such a reaction without trying!" said a very familiar voice that made a smile come to Minako's face.

Turning around she found Rio coming down the mount at a leisurely pace, "Rio!" she cried.

Scowling, Asano pushed away from his tree, "Nakamura-san…what are you doing here?" he asked.

Grinning, Rio walked over to Minako and glomped her with a cheery laugh, "How could I leave my little Sailor Scout all alone after seeing her run away from the classroom? I thought to myself, what kind of friend would I be if I didn't come after her and take advantage of her embarrassment. I was gonna tease and play with her all day!" she cheered.

Asano raised an eyebrow at that while Minako only smiled. Rio's love was twisted but it was her love and Minako was glad she could feel it all the same! Frowning, Asano crossed his arms, "She's fine so leave, we have things to do," he said annoyed.

Looking over at him, Rio smirked, "Why don't you leave, she would rather play with me than some snotty jerk," she said not at all intimidated by him.

Twitching his eyebrow, Asano's irritation rose as the fake blonde watched him her expression telling him to just try and dismiss her. Before he could tell her off further though, Minako jumped in and grabbed the girl's hand, "We're just going to the café so leave it. Come on Rio!" said Minako complete happy, without another word both girls left him behind and headed toward the café.

Watching the duo leave him behind, Asano frowned and wondered if he dare just ditch this week but like always he obeyed his gut feeling and followed after. Once they arrived they took their usual booth and while he sat in total silence Rio and Minako chatted happily. Laughing and have a good time, they weren't overly loud but anyone who saw them could see they were enjoying themselves.

Sitting in total silence, Asano watched them and found Minako seemed much happier than he ever seen her. She was practically glowing as she chatted with Rio, both of them rattling on about what she apparently learned when she served her punishment out with his father. "Eh, so the devil boss had you sort student records?" she asked her.

Nodding, Minako smiled, "I was able to read the entire class's permanent records along with Izaya's, I also read his and some other random people," she said happily, nodding to Asano.

Staying quiet, Asano wondered to himself if Minako was brave or just very stupid. First of all to read his file alone and to read files in general while under his father. Grinning, Rio gazed over at him but she would get nothing from him. He read his own file in secret once and there was nothing, he had a model record with absolutely nothing embarrassing written within it. He never caused trouble and he always had perfect grades including in the lesser important parts of education. Nudging Minako, Rio jerked her head toward him, "So what's Mister Perfect's recorded like. Ridiculously boring?!" she asked laughing at him like he should be ashamed for having a good recorded.

Laughing herself, Minako nodded, "Asano-kun has a model record, he's never done anything bad and every single one of his teachers rave about him. Isogai has that kind of record too, but at least he's got some spice in his permanent record! Like once in his first year he accidently got two girls into a fight over him. Both of them wanted to marry him and him being the nice guy he is said yes to both of them and when they found out they decided to fight over him!" she said chuckling.

Snorting, Rio grinned, "Sounds like him, oh, what did my third grade teacher write about me?! I loved her!" she asked eagerly.

Smiling, Minako beamed, "She wrote that she can't wait for you to find your true self and thinks you have the possibility to either destroy the world or heal the world. She both looks forward and fears the future you may help create!" she told her amused.

Sitting back with a genuine smile, Rio sighed, "I always did enjoy her, she always knew what I was really thinking even when I was still that expressionless little girl," she said fondly.

Nodding at that, Minako watched Rio thoughtfully, "She's the one who convinced you to finally talk to me right? I remember you said you use to stalk me and Usagi and when she found out she convinced you to talk to me after Usagi passed," she questioned curious.

Smiling, Rio gave her a nod, "Yeah, she told me that I should stop treating you like a science project and just befriend you, that I wasn't studying you anymore. I secretly wanted to become your friend, if not for her I would have never gotten the guts to say hi to you and this beautiful thing we call friendship would have never come to pass," said Rio happily.

Softening her own smile, Minako sighed, "And I would have been depressed much longer than I had been and would probably be cutting myself and freaking out children by wearing black from head to toe with splashes of red, blue, green, orange, white, or purple…although I have to admit the Goth look is pretty cool! Especially gothic Lolita, although I find all fashion styles to be awesome. Although I'm not particular fond of Makoto's or Bitch-sensei fashion…some of Makoto's clothes are nice but she shows way to much skin for my taste," she said.

Snorting, Rio smiled, "Does she still make you play mannequin for her?" she asked.

Smiling, Minako shook her head, "Nope, now she's too angry to have me play mannequin. Apparently I grew bigger than her in a particular place she was quite proud of…so I don't have to do that embarrassment anymore," she said happily. Ever since Makoto found out Minako filled out more up top than her she no longer used her to see if something would look good on her. Rather than wear it herself and look in the mirror, Makoto used their similar appearances and physics to get a 3-D look.

Smirking, Rio got an evil look in her eyes, "A particular place huh?!" she said evilly. Watching her wearily, Minako fell back when Rio without warning jumped her and groped her chest. Squealing Minako let out a cry of protest and struggled while Rio squeeze, "Ah! I knew you got bigger, so now you're bigger that Makoto huh! I wonder if you'll shame your mama!" she teased.

"Rio!" cried Minako struggling.

Meanwhile, while Rio groped and fondled Minako, Asano found himself in a difficult situation because for one he was watching something that most teenage boys wouldn't mind seeing. Even he wasn't so much in control that he could easily turn away from the sight of one girl groping another. Both very attractive and one quite stacked as it was.

Still they were attracting attention, although to be honest he doubted anyone in the cafe mind. The guys were enjoying the game the two played and all the older women found them amusing or were glaring at their boyfriends and husbands. Sighing, he got up and walk over to the other side and yanked Minako out from under Rio making her fall flat. Pulling Minako along he sat down and forced her to sit next to him, "No more of that, your attracting too much attention," he muttered.

Pushing herself up, Rio didn't look at all bothered by that fact while Minako redden ever so slightly but other than that she made no comments to tell Rio she was unhappy. Sitting up Rio took a sip of her tea and waited for Asano to do the same and the moment he did she grinned, "So tell me Asano-kun do you still remember how soft Minako's breast are?" she questioned coyly.

At once Asano did a spit take into his cup spray both girls before proceeding to chock on the tea, coughing he tapped his chest and turned bright, bright red. Hearing Minako let out a small sigh, he didn't dare look over at either girl, "Rio!" said Minako warningly.

Flashing her Cheshire smile, Rio flashed her a wink, "Oh come on V! I'm just curious if he enjoyed that feel he copped! Karma sure as hell paid the price for it!" she said gleefully.

Getting his coughing under control, Asano peered over and glared, "What are you talking about?" he questioned confused.

Leaning back her smile never fading, Rio nodded to Minako who was looking more bored than embarrassed by the topic at hand, "When Minako came back with Karma she told us she had been violated; Terasaka gave Karma a good thumping thinking him the culprit. Poor Terasaka…he was thrashed for that," she said happily.

Sighing, Minako frowned, "Poor doggie…he means well but it doesn't always come across like he wants it too," she said shaking her head.

Falling into silence once more, both girls fell into their own thoughts while cleaning themselves after Asano's spit take while he cleaned up the table with napkins.

Sighing, Rio looked around and stood up with a frown, "I'm bored of this place, want to go to the aquarium?" she questioned.

Jumping up, Minako smiled, "I want to see the jellyfish and penguins!" she said happily.

With that said both girls left the table leaving behind a confused Asano. They were still on date time so what, was he supposed to follow them. At that, Minako came back and peered at him, "Well we're still on date time so unless you actually want to oppose you father I suggest you hurry!" she told him.

Sighing, Asano packed up his things, apparently he was supposed to follow…great.


Some of them were getting together so like always he had to tell Minako. Tapping away a message to the blonde Itona sighed after he hit send and the message transferred. She unknowingly picked up her brother's obsessive trait of looking after others, but he wouldn't dare tell her that. Not only would she get mad she would probably stop doing it and while it could be annoying and made him feel like a kid he enjoyed it somewhat.

He went without someone caring for so long that it felt nice to have someone care.

Looking over when Nagisa and Karma joined him in the booth, he put up his phone while Terasaka, Maehara, and Isogai took up the other side. "Who were you texting?" question Maehara.

Gazing at him passively, he frowned, "Minako-chan," he told them.

Smiling Isogai leaned forward, "How is it living with her?" he asked curious.

Grinning, Maehara leaned forward as well, "Yes do tell how life is with the princess and please be heavy with the details, especially if those details tell us what does on behind doors!" he said.

Growling, Terasaka pulled away from looking out the window and hit Maehara on the head, "Stop being a pervert!" he snapped at him.

Glaring, Maehara reached up to rub his head, "Oh stop acting like you're a saint like you don't want to learn the dirty details! We all want the dirty details of what goes on in the girl's house and behind the privacy of their doors! Like does Minako wash her hair first or does she start somewhere else! What's her underwear selections! Or, I know, does she have any naughty outfits hidden away in her closet for the weekends or nights?" he said his grin growing wider and wider.

Giving a slight glance over to Karma to gauge his reaction, Nagisa found the red-head wore a passive expression rather than eager or annoyed. Frowning he turned away and put on a slight smile, "Come on guy's we shouldn't pry," he said calmly. They didn't know about Minako and Karma, he did though so he would help him out and push the conversation away from Minako.

Getting a glare from Maehara though stalled that, looking at the blonde confused he frowned when he gave his excuse for glare, "I don't want to hear that from you! You get to feel some of her secrets every time you hug her! Teh, lucky dog, every time she hugs you your face goes right to the sweet spot…ah I wish I know what it felt like!" he said fading off into a dreamy delusion.

Staring at him, Nagisa had to hold back from correcting him. Because he wasn't the one who did the hugging, that was all Minako.

Smirking, Karma leaned back in the booth, "If you want to know so badly just go up and grope her, its super easy, she's not all that aware of her surroundings," he said casually.

Looking at him amazing, Maehara put his arms up into an X, "Nope not happening! I would have to watch my back and hope she does trap me or incase me in foam if I tried that! If I did that she be sure to get back at me and not to mention I get a lecture from both the octopus and Megu. Then Hinata-chan would give me a kick to the face!" he cried shaking his head.

Laughing at Maehara, Isogai smiled, "You shouldn't tell him to do that Karma! We all know, you know how Minako-chan feels about you. How do you think she would feel if she heard you told him to do that," scolded Isogai lightly.

Smirking, Karma shrugged, "She chose to like me not the other way around, besides she knows what to expect," he said getting out his phone. Peeking over, Nagisa found said boy pulling up Minako's number and hitting the option to send a text. Man, he really was something. Nagisa didn't think he could sit that coolly in front of others and pretend he didn't care when they talked about someone he cared about. Of course he knew they would be joking but he would at least feel a little possessive and would like to not hear someone talk about the girl he liked.

Leaning back on the table, Maehara turned his attention back to Itona who chose to ignore everyone for the time being and snack on his French fries. Apparently the only vegetable he would eat without complain! Go figure it still wasn't good for him. "So, tell us what the dirty details are," demanded Maehara eager for answers.

Peering at him with his usual passive expression, Itona put down an unfinished fry and seemed to fall into thought before he began, "I can't tell you what order she washes but she likes things scented to smell like green tea, oh and she sings when she baths sometimes. She has a nice voice but tends to sing American pop songs. All her undies and bras are of the frilly, lacy variety with bows in a various array of colors from solid to combinations. I know this because I got bored one night and went through her room. I wouldn't think into it though, Makoto told me before she left that she buys Minako's underwear. As for her clothes she does have daring outfits but she doesn't wear them because most of them show off her mid-drift and she doesn't like to expose her stomach. She has no problem with showing off her legs and arms though, and she's pretty loose with collars as well. Also she didn't buy the daring outfits, her sister did. All her clothes are her sister's, brother's, father's, cousin's, or aunt's choices. The later three tend to pick up things in their travels they think might look nice on her but her sister and brother mostly buy all her clothes. She's not a big shopper...Izaya also buys all my clothes," he told them from top to finish.

All of them sat in silence.

Looking around, Itona shrugged, "You asked so I answered…anymore questions?" he asked.

Frowning, Nagisa sat back before shrugging as long as they didn't make it too personal like Maehara there was no shame in asking questions right? Turning to him slightly, he smiled, "Um do you like the house? Your room?" he asked.

Turning to him, Itona frowned, "The house is pretty big with lots of rooms two of them are filled with gift baskets, fan letters and presents, and gifts from idols, movie stars, television stars, and so on that all go to Makoto," he told them. The first time he saw those rooms he was a little shocked at the sheer amount she received. He followed her since she started her career but he never realized she was actually an international star. Turning to the others he finished, "She donates a majority to charity but told me if I'm ever interested in something I can take it and use it. I get some of the stuff I've been using for my tanks and stuff from there, she gets a lot of stuff from lots of places. She apparently plays spokes model for a lot of businesses. You guys should come over and ask Minako if you can look through them. You could get stuff for everyday use and stuff to use against Korosensei," he told them.

Smiling, Isogai leaned forward, "Maybe me and Megu should come over and check that all out then," he said.

Continuing onto the second half, Itona turned back to Nagisa, "My room is alright, its roomy and I got a private bathroom…but I prefer my workshop. Apparently its call the sun room but I like it, Minako won't let me sleep in there though. Insist I sleep in my room…she also keeps the house freezing cold," he said with a small grimace. It was like winter time all the time in that house, she was reluctantly turning on the heat at night when it got cool.

Giving a keh, Terasaka shook his head, "She really is a freaking princess, castle and all. Her sister even has adoring fans!" he said rolling his eyes.

Smiling, Isogai looked over, "Well her sister is an idol," he said.

Nodding, Maehara put on a serious look, "Makoto's also one of her studio's top earners, Mako Kato is getting really big. She's got a website and it's getting hits from all over the world. She's getting really hot in Canada and Europe, she slowly rising up in America too. She does ads from all around the world and I even read that since she sighed onto this mystery movie of hers she gotten tons of offers for parts in other movies and TV," he said.

"Minako said Makoto's dream was to become an international starlet," said Nagisa.

Snorting taking a sip from his soda, Karma sighed, "She certainly achieved it…which is good considering she's always been an attention hog," he said remember the few times she came with Maria to pick up the twins from school. She was a bigger version of Usagi, loud, energetic, and annoying. It was funny how Minako was like the sibling who's actually threatened to break his fingers, then again, it did make things interesting!

Minako was both sweet and spicy! Something he always enjoyed about her, she was both. Minako was a kind gentle girl who was all smiles but she had claws and when she got angry he truly felt he found his other half when she started tapping into her dark side. When they finally killed the octopus and started dating in high school it was going to be fun! Getting a buzz, he slipped out his phone and opened up Minako's reply to his date offer and smirked when he found her answer, 'I don't know anything else you plan on surprising me with because if so I would answer now. Because next time it'll be hot coffee dumped on your head. Not lukewarm coffee! HOT!' she sent to him.

Feeling his smirk turn to a smile, he typed his reply and hit send.


Leaning up against the aquarium, Minako frowned at her phone and waited for Karma's reply. He wanted to attempt the disaster from before and she still wasn't sure if she was ready for that yet. She was still pretty peeved with what he did. So she sent him a message to show him that. It was a little mean but she was still super annoyed. And if he had anymore secrets about her involving him, aka Asano, then she would follow through and dump scalding hot coffee on his brilliant yet stupid head!

Standing in silence she wondered if he would take her threat and retreat like a dog with its tail between its legs or if he would apologize to her again.

Feeling a buzz, she opened the message up and paused before a smile touched her. The answer to that was none of the above…he was just going to be himself.

'You really know how to flirt with a guy don't you! I'll take the coffee date as long as you promise to kiss my burns better and I mean ALL my burns…so don't be afraid to make it splash!'

Smiling, she sighed, "Pervert!" she said happily.


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