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Whose Line is it Anyways: Sonic Edition 2

{ Show 7 }: Hats and Change Emotion


"Hello everybody, welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways, show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Before we start, I want to promote the author's YouTube channel, OmegaRPG. A gaming channel project of his, go check it out. God, the things you have to do to get paid." Silver said, groaning.

"Exactly! The amount of plugs he's started making is terrible, it's atrocious, it's The Starr Project, coming to your local network th-OW!" Starr said, Lyle smacking her on the back of the head.

"Don't add to the problem, Starr." Lyle said, Starr shrugging.

"Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya?"

"Before Lyle says something he would regret, let's move onto a game called Hats! How this works is you'll split in two teams, Lyle and Nate on one side, Max and Starr on the other, and use the boxes of hats to come up with the world's worst dating service videos. So...take it away."

"Alright, that'll be 12.50..." Starr said, yawning from the seat and wearing a yellow hat with 'Taxi' on it. Hearing gasps around her, Starr stood back up, "It was the cab fare! You guys are sick..." Starr said, walking off stage. On the other side, Nate sat down, wearing a leprechaun hat.

"I'm magically delicious!" Nate said, buzzed out. Max took his turn, a foam dynamite hat on his head.

"I swear, this is the only thing that'll go off prematurely." Max said, buzzed out. On the other said, Lyle had a bass head mask on his shoulders. Sitting there for a second, he laughed and walked to the side of the stage.

"I have a giant fish head on...I'm 200 fucking years old." Lyle said, letting the fish head plop back onto his shoulders, Silver dying of laughter. On the other side of the stage, Starr walked on, carrying a whip.

"I'm a member of Congress!" Starr said, snapping the whip for effect. On the other side of the stage, Lyle was wearing a bunny mask.

"I'm no...tect..." Lyle said, most of his sentence smothered.

"Lyle, no one heard you." Silver said, Lyle looking out from under the mask.

"Oh, no one could hear me? Maybe it's because of the fucking mask, eh?" Lyle said, walking off stage. Max was up next, wearing a pizza hat.

"If I don't come in thirty minutes, I'm free!" Max said, Silver buzzing the game over.

"And that'll be 1,000 points to Nate for only doing one." Silver said, grinning.

"I was kind of smart like that." Nate said, grinning.

"Right. Next comes Change Emotion for Starr, Max, and Nate. In this game, we've got three props. A knife, a map, and a canteen. Now, each of these props has an emotion or trait of some kind, which the prop's holder must display. Now, whoever's holding the knife must be blood-thirsty levels of angry." Silver said, Starr grinning as she gripped the knife.

"Uh oh..." Max said, gulping.

"Whoever holds the map is extremely stupid." Silver said, Max frowning at the map in his hand.

"And the canteen makes a person manipulative." Silver said, Nate shrugging. "With that in mind, the scene is an adventure team moving through a jungle. So...take it away!"

"Why are there so many trees in this god damn place?!" Starr said, violently slashing with the knife.

"Duh...aren't jungles supposed to have lots of trees?" Max said, Starr growling at him.

"Give me some of that water!" Starr said, shouting at Nate.

"You know the deal...one kiss for a swig of water..." Nate said, shaking the canteen.

"And you know I'll slit your throat!" Starr said, Nate quickly handing her the canteen and swiping the knife.

"I'm getting real sick of you threatening me!" Nate said, holding up the knife.

"Um...why can't we get along? Did she steal your toy or something?" Max said, giggling as Nate stabbed him in the throat. Falling down, Nate twirled back to Starr.

"Now...you're next!" Nate said, growling.

"Sweetie...you don't want to hurt me, you know I love you..." Starr said, Nate lowering his guard. Quickly, Starr grabbed the knife and slashed his arm. "...Now look what you made me do! I'll have to patch you up...and you'll make it up to me." Starr said, grinning psychotically as Silver buzzed the game over.

"The more you're on the show, the more terrified for my life I become...1,000 points for that." Silver said, nervous.

"Hey, I don't set up the situations, I just make the best of them." Starr said, shrugging.

"Right...we'll be back to more Whose Line is it Anyways after this." Silver said, the cameras fading to black.


I start to wonder how good it is that I never realize what I write until after it's written...I zone out and madness spills onto the pages...