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Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis.


Marius: 'Ponine guess what!

Éponine: What.

Marius: Cosette and I got back together again!

Éponine: Really? You've said that like three times already, and then you always break up like a week after.

Marius: But this time it's for real!

Éponine: So I guess this means that we should stop "dating" now.

Marius: That's a good idea.

Éponine: So what you're saying is that you're breaking up with me?!

Marius: We were never actually together.

Éponine: But still! I thought you loved me!

Marius: Again we weren't actually dating.

Éponine: I know. I was just being over dramatic.


Gavroche: Marius just told me that you two "broke up".

Éponine: Yeah, but we were never actually dating.

Gavroche: Are you sure? Because I have no problem sending Montparnasse after him.

Éponine: Yes Gav, you don't have to do that.

Gavroche: Fine. You guys never let me have any fun.


Gavroche: Just so you know, you don't have to kill Marius.

Montparnasse: I won't. But that boy is just so damn annoying.

Gavroche: I know. But 'Ponine made me promise not to send any of you after him.

Montparnasse: They all just have to be buzz kills don't they?

Gavroche: It always seems like that.


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