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Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis.
Marius: 'Ponine guess what!
Éponine: What.
Marius: Cosette and I got back together again!
Éponine: Really? You've said that like three times already, and then you always break up like a week after.
Marius: But this time it's for real!
Éponine: So I guess this means that we should stop "dating" now.
Marius: That's a good idea.
Éponine: So what you're saying is that you're breaking up with me?!
Marius: We were never actually together.
Éponine: But still! I thought you loved me!
Marius: Again we weren't actually dating.
Éponine: I know. I was just being over dramatic.
Gavroche: Marius just told me that you two "broke up".
Éponine: Yeah, but we were never actually dating.
Gavroche: Are you sure? Because I have no problem sending Montparnasse after him.
Éponine: Yes Gav, you don't have to do that.
Gavroche: Fine. You guys never let me have any fun.
Gavroche: Just so you know, you don't have to kill Marius.
Montparnasse: I won't. But that boy is just so damn annoying.
Gavroche: I know. But 'Ponine made me promise not to send any of you after him.
Montparnasse: They all just have to be buzz kills don't they?
Gavroche: It always seems like that.
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