Matt here: I'm tired so I'm gonna make this short. I tried to make this as BoBoBo-like as possible, so if you don't like randomness fuck you! Also, don't forget to review! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except for the things I do.

Matt, drawing his blade: You can't beat me, I am the master, you are the student!

Pat, putting on gloves: Teaching me how to program a VCR has nothing to do with fighting!

Meanwhile, from on top of the Slifer dorm...

Chazz: Why are we this far away from the fight? I wanted front row seats!

Brogan: Trust me, this is as close as you can get when they fight or you might get caught up in it.

Jaden: I just wish we could hear what they were saying.

Hinata, magically back in character: I...uh... could... uh... you... uh...no... gulp... help.

Jaden: Ok, get to it woman!

Hinata, making various hand signs: Summoning Jutsu! Sound Equipment Eccibuu!

In a puff of smoke a tiny white and orange hamster with a microphone strapped to his back.

Hinata: Eccibuu, go over there and record what those two are saying.

Eccibuu saluted and then scurried off towards Matt and Pat!

Hinata, tuning a radio: Ok,... here, it... uh... is.

Radio- Matt: Now Pat! You shall fall by my blade, Oooo Ahhhh Eeeee!

Radio- Pat: Me, fall by that hunk of metal? You are as stupid as you look, woof!

Brogan: Awesome! Prepare for the most hardcore, violent, and overall serious fight you've ever seen!

Back at the battle field,...

Matt, charging: TIME TO DIE, PAT!

Pat, making hand signs, since he's a dog I have no idea how: Forbidden Jutsu of the Canine Fist! Medusa Eyes!

Pat's eyes then switched from whatever the hell they normally are to green with black spirals.

Pat: Ha! My Medusa eye technique turns all who stare at them to stone!

Matt then stopped in his tracks as he starred into the green eyes. He then turned into a carrot.

Matt: NO! I've turned to stone! How could this have happened?

Brogan, back on the rooftop: WHAT THE FUCK?

Matt, still a carrot: I'll teach you to turn me to stone! Go Pikachu!

Matt threw a pokeball and out of it popped Gary Coleman in a pikachu costume.

Gary Coleman: Pika, Pika, What's you talkin' bout Willis?, chu, chu!

Matt, wearing a dress: EEEK! A MOUSE! KILL IT GEORGE! KILL IT!

Pat, wearing a bald wig and bunny slippers, hitting Gary Coleman on the head with a mallet: There you go, Gladys!

Matt, slamming Pat in the face with a aluminum bat, also back in regular clothes: Thank you so much!

Pat, wearing a boxer's uniform: Adrian! AAAADDDDRRRRIIIIIIAAAANNNNN!

Matt, wearing Apollo Creed's uniform, kicking Pat in the nuts: I wore women's clothes once this chapter! That's my limit!

Pat, rolling on the ground: YOU BASTARD!

Matt: Taste the wrath of my Monkey Sword!

Matt then reached into his pants and pulled out a dolphin and cocked it.

Matt, wearing shades: Adios El Pollo Loco!

Matt then shot out a stream of tiny Michael Jackson robots at Pat.

Pat, grabbing a bus of Kindergartners: No! Pedophile shield!

Pat then ripped a whole in the top of the bus, letting out a wall of 5-year olds, stopping the hoard of Michael Jackson robots in their tracks.

Matt: Detonate!

At that second all of the Michael Jackson robots exploded, killing all of the children.

Pat, running towards Matt, wearing a dress: My hero!

Matt, running towards Pat: Pat!

Slow music played in the background.

The two ran toward each other with arms held open. Then when the met they both drew swords and stabbed each other through the stomach, killing them both.

Matt and Pat were sitting in lawn chairs eating popcorn.

Matt: Man, that would have sucked.

Pat: I know, good thing that those were our clones and not really us.

Matt: Oh right, we were fighting!

Matt and Pat then ran to opposite sides of the area.

Matt, charging his ultimate attack: Feel the wrath of my ultimate attack!

Pat, charging his ultimate attack: Feel the wrath of my ultimate attack!

Matt, shooting a giant ball of black flame out of his arm: Hell Fire Death Ball!

Pat, shooting a giant ball of green gas out of his ass: Toxic Gas Death Ball!

Matt and Pat, realizing what they just did: Ah fuck...

The two giant orbs then connected causing a giant explosion forming a mushroom cloud, destroying the entire world and killing everyone inhabiting it, except Matt and Pat.

Matt, The Author, appearing out of nothing: Hey guys, just thought I pop in and see how things are ... what the fuck happened here?

Matt, pointing at Pat: He did it!

Matt, the Author: It doesn't matter who did it! You blew up the entire fucking planet! I leave you two alone for 1 fucking chapter and you blow up the entire fucking planet! Do you realize how long it is gonna take for me to rebuild all of this?

Pat: .23 seconds?

Matt, the Author: Yes, but that's not the point, it's the principal of the thing! Now apologize and get me a cheesecake and then I'll rebuild the world.

Matt and Pat: We're sorry.

Matt, the Author: Now where the fuck is my cheesecake?

Pat: The earth is gone, where are we supposed to find one?

Matt, the Author: That's not my problem.

Pat: Damn it!

Matt: Wait, I have an idea!

Pat: It's a miracle!

Matt: Shut the fuck up!

Pat: Fine, what is it!

Matt the whispered the idea to Pat.

Pat: Why not, plans more retarded then that have worked.

Mat and Pat, mirroring each other's movements: Fu-sion... HA!

Matt and Pat then fused together to form The Mattrix.

The Mattrix: Now to use my cheesecake-making powers.

The Mattrix then made a cheesecake so delicious that if a sane human ate it their head would explode.

The Mattrix, giving Matt, the Author, the cheesecake: Here!

Matt, the Author, eating the cheesecake, snapped his fingers and the world instantly reappeared and everyone came back to life.

Matt, the Author, then disappeared into thin air.

Matt and Pat then raced back to the dorm because fusion always gives them explosive diarrhea.

Matt, exiting the toilet: Ah, much better.

Syrus, pushing Matt out of the way: Gotta pee, out of way!

Syrus took one step inside the bathroom and slipped, falling face down on the floor.

Syrus: Yum! This room is covered in chocolate!

Matt the sat in the recliner and Pat attempted to lay down on the couch, but was kicked by Sgt. Tyranno because dogs weren't allowed on the furniture.

At that second and horse with a tiger cub riding on it's back, crashed trough the window.

Matt: Do you remember who turns into the horse and the tiger?

Pat: Nope.

Matt: Shit, this is gonna be painful.

— End of Chapter —