Home alone arc

Hello everyone, Imageveiwer here with another one of Jaune Arc's Dimensional Misadventures and a Christmas special feature Jaune as Kevin in Home alone and Mercury and Emerald as Marv and Harry.

Hope you enjoy this Chapter, please Review on what you think.

Christmas was just a few weeks away and the People of Remnant were watching one of the new Christmas specials.

Home Alone

However unlike all the other Christmas movies it was about family or Christmas spirit that all the other movies had, no this was one was pure comedy and based on the a real family who's numbers just don't stop growing.

And the main character in this movie was none other then Professor Jaune Arc except he reverted back into his child like form and was accidently left behind by his adopted family, Naturally as the so called trouble child he was more then happy to finally be away from his disorganised adopted family but in some sense he did miss them as they were almost like his family when it came to being just like them with him being the little brother.

-team Rwby-

"OH MY GOD!" Ruby Rose squealed into her pillow as she wore only her pyjama's "Jaune is so cute!"

"I know!" her big sister Yang agreed as she sat next to her in only her tank top with a bowl of popcorn on her lap.

"oh my god would you two stop shouting I'm trying to watch the movie!" Weiss complained as sat on her bed in her night gown watching the same movie as them.

"it definitely is something" Blake answered with small smile on her usual emotionless face.

-Home alone Universe Snakes scene-

Little Jaune was washing the dishes when the back door's knob rattling, form the outside everyone watching saw the familiar grey-blue haired homosexual known as Mercury standing outside the door before inserting his foot in and losing a shoe "shit!" he whispered quickly grabbing it.

Jaune seeing him trying to get in quickly unpaused the movie and silent moved the chair he was on to the other kitchen table.

Johnny: "Get the hell out of here".

Snakes: "All right, Johnny" Mercury stood up straight and held his breath as he heard voices coming from inside the supposed empty house "but what about my money?"

Johnny: "what Money?".

Snakes: A.C. said you had some dough for me.

Johnny: "is that a fact? How much do I owe you?"

Snakes: "A.C. said ten percent."

Jaune silent took the large red pot off the hanger it was on while the character within the tv continued their conversation.

Johnny: "too back A.C. ain't in charge no more".

Snakes: "what do you mean?"

Johnny: "he's upstairs, taking a bath".

Jaune creeped towards the door and laid the pot by the dog flap "he'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes" he moved draw next to him and took out fire crackers and a lighter out while Mercury who was outside repeated the name as he tried to remember where he heard that name before "I'll give you to the count of ten…".

"to get your ugly, Yellow, no-good kiester off my property" the character in the tv held a tommy gun in his hands "Before I pump your guts full of lead."

Mercury slowly backed away from the door after here that "all right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going.".

Jaune lit the fire crackers and too cover under the table with his finger in his ears.

"One, two… Ten" the fire crackers explode along side the sounds of gun fire, Mercury threw himself behind the dustbins whimpering before making a run for the van stumbling in the snow a few times.

With Jaune he mimic the man on the tv his mouth moving in sync with the words "Keep the change, you're filthy animal".

Mercury finally made it to his van breathless and scared as he got in the passenger seat next to the driver who was a tan woman with grassy green hair "what happen?" Emerald asked looking at her frightened teammate.

"I don't know who, but somebody got blown away."

"huh?"

"somebody beat us. They're in there" he panted "two of them. There was arguing. One blew the other one away.".

"who?"

"I don't know, I thought I recognized one of their voices. And I know I heard that name 'Snakes' before".

"Snakes? Snakes. Snakes." she asked before saying a few times to remember were she heard it "I don't know no Snakes" no person she knew came to mind.

"snakes" he whispered finally catching his breath "lets get out of here.".

-team rwby-

"HAHAHAHAHHAHA! oh man did you see the look on his face!" Yang bellowed clutching her stomach as she a laughed with her team.

"yeah!" Ruby agreed, giggling into her pillow "Jaune is so funny".

"did you see the look on his face!" Blake laughed out, completely out of her character "I never seen such fear in a man face before".

"yeah" Weiss wiped a stray tear from her eye "the Professor is really funny".

Cinder Fall was facing palming herself at the stupidity of her subordinates falling for a simple trick like that, on the plus side she get to see what kind of man Jaune Arc is.

-Jaune builds his defences-

After getting home as quick as he can and locking the door behind him Jaune Arc had one goal in mind.

"this is my house and I will defend it".

Swiping the toys and the objects of a wooden desk, he laid down a large chart of the house with crud drawings of objects all around the house.

He carefully placed mini vehicles on the polished wooden floor, next he poured a bucket of water on to the front snowy steps, opening an outdoor grill he took out an ironer, unaware of small spider grimm watching from the step of a wooden ladder.

Placing the hot iron on the front door knob, he lightly hosed the outdoor basement stairs, painted tar onto the indoor wooden stairs, pierced a nail through black sand paper, tug a long rope the house up to the treehouse outside the snowy backyard where he tied it on the treehouses roof, making a long straight rope from there to the house.

He poured glue onto clean foil, he position a wooden trolley with a fan and large piles of fathers in front of it in front of the door in the dining room, he carefully placed Christmas tree ornaments next to an open window.

He picked up two cans of paint with string attached to them leaving behind a large ball of yawn and a passing spider grimm.

The Christmas tree lights came own and the microwave dinged as Jaune opened it's door and retrieved his food with cloths.

Outside Emerald parked the van on the road "we'll check it out first and We can always come back for the truck" she said to her partner as they got out with their crowbars.

"how do you want to go in?"

"We'll go the back door. Maybe he'll let us in you'll never know.

"yeah" he agreed chuckling slightly "he's a kid. Kids are stupid.".

Inside Jaune was enjoying his macaroni dinner before the grandfather clock chimed signalling the start of battle for his house, blowing out the candles, he walked into the kitchen and pick up his bb-gun and pumped it "this is it. Don't get scared now." He said to himself before taking cover on the wall beside the back door where the two burglars came up to and knocked on it.

"merry Christmas, Little fella." Emerald cooed with mercurying smirking beside her "we know that you're in there, and that you're all alone."

"yeah, com kid." Mercury joined "open up." He smiled down on his partner "it's Santy Claus and his elf" emerald silently chuckled.

They were both unaware of Jaune slowly aiming his gun out the dog flap and at Emeralds privates "were not gonna hurt you".

"No, no. got some nice presents for you."

Emerald unware of the gun pointing to her crouch walked forwards until it was at point blank range "be a good little fella now and open the door." *Plew!* she gave a high pitch repressed scream, grabbing her crotch before giving a series of restrained curse words as she hopped angrily to the back yard before falling to her knees.

-remnant-

Everyone cringed with few grabbing their area's as if they felt that.

-back with EM-

"what?" her partner asked concerned for this behaviour, following after her "what?" Emerald growled out unintelligible words that Mercury couldn't understand "what? What happened?".

"Get that little-"she pointed to the door before resting her hand once again on her crotch.

Mercury walked back to the door and tried to peer into the curtain cover window before getting down on knees and slowly sticking his head into the dog flap where Jaune was waiting for him, slowly he looked up, his face went from surprised to friendly as Jaune had his weapon aimed at him "hello" he said to Mercury before shooting him in the head.

Mercury fell back screaming in pain, falling back onto the pavement gripping his forehead while Jaune jump with joy and left the kitchen to prepare the other defences.

"The little Jerk is armed!" Mercury screamed out to Emerald.

"That's it! I'm going in the front. You go down the basement!" she orders before going to her destination.

-with Emerald-

The green haired girl in the cap walked around the house unaware that another trap was awaiting her, taking her first two steps on to the icy steps she slips falling back hard to the ground where she laid there on her back, groaning in pain.

-with Mercury-

The blue haired assassin stood at the top of another icy stair case, taking his first step he slips and falls backwards on stairs where he slides down screaming before landing in the bottom "ow" he sounded.

Getting to a kneeling position he tries to get up only to find that the bottom is far to slippery to stand on, using his crow back he uses the bend half of it to latch on to the window of the door and pull himself up, he peered into the curtain covered window before slipping back down floor with the crow bar barely hanging onto the door before falling on his head.

-back with Emerald-

The green haired girl got up from the icy floor grumbling as she took a hold of the railing "that Smart aleck!" using them she barely pulled herself up the slippery steps as her feet slid the side on each step before trying to stand on the final step only to slip back, her back hitting the stairs before rolling back onto the pavement.

-Mercury-

The assassin used the crowbar's curved half to latch onto the door knob and pull himself up with his feet moving wildly underneath him until he spread them apart to both sides of the wall to steady himself as he stood up.

Lift his crowbar he thrusted the bent end between the door and the frame, pulling back on it in order to break it open before pulling out and thrusting into the frame creating a split in the wooden frame.

Pulling out he leaned against the door and looked down on the door handle he thought he give it a try and found out that it was unlocked the entire time, opening it up full he was presented with an entire basement filled with tools and other objects.

Stepping inside he closed the door behind him, as he slowly walked through the basement until he came upon a light with a pull switch, pulling on it he unknowingly activated another one of Jaunes traps which was a clothes iron, the light dropped on his hand with the long wire connecting it falling on top of him, looking up he saw said object falling fast above him before it landed on his face knocking to the ground with a cry.

Sitting up he presented to the people watching an imprint of the clothes iron flat surface on his face.

-Emerald-

The Green haired thief had regained consciousness after her little tumble, getting furry with new found furry she growled as she climbed up the slippery steps "Oh, boy. That's it, you little—you little— NO, not this time, you little brat." she said finally getting up as she walked to the door.

Peering into the side window beside the door in order to search for the person responsible for her pain "you little creep, where are you?" she was unware of the bright burning doorknob before her hand grasped it, she screamed in pain as her hand sizzled from the hot metal.

She stumbled backwards trying to blow onto her burned hand before slipping on her back and crawling down the steps towards the snow pile where she buried her hand into it creating a sizzling sound from it as she sighs in relief of the pain dulling down.

Pulling her hand she was surprised to see the mark on it, a large capital M burned within her still smoking palm.

On the inside Jaune once again jump with joy whisper/ shouting the word 'yes' many times over before leaving.

-Mercury-

The camera change to the side of two familiar boots stuck on tar cover stairs, the camera followed the stairs up to a red sock stuck on another step before finding a half a worn sock stuck to the tar with the attached foot pulling out of it.

The camera changed to face him walking up the sticky steps bare footed, using the arms of the stairs as support he pulled his left foot out of the tar and onto another step where he slowly stepped on a long nail.

Looking down on it he grabbed his injured foot, screaming in pain as he fell all the way back down still grabbing his foot and screaming.

-Emerald-

The thief treaded through the snow grumbling unintelligibly to the back door "-rip his head off-" arriving at it she kick the dog flap to see if anyone was there before lightly tapping the doorknob to see if it was like the one in the front but laughed silently to herself that it wasn't before gripping it and twisting it open "you're dead, kid.".

Opening the door that had a string attached to it that pulled the trigger to a blowtorch hanging above her, she screamed as the torch blew on her capped head for a few seconds before pulling out, stumbling around with her head on fire she cried out in pain before diving headfirst into a large pile of snow.

Lifting her head up everyone saw a large portion of the cap destroyed along with her hair with few patches of burnt green hair on her red hot smoking scalp.

-Remnant-

"ooohhh" yang sounded "that's one bad hair day".

"I agree" Blake said rubbing her scalp "that must be really painful to endure through".

"I feel bad for her" Weiss joined in "it's going to be a real pain to regrow all of her hair".

"don't feel bad for them" Ruby scolded her team with a cute pout on her face "they trying to hurt Jaune".

-Mercury-

The assassin picked up his crowbar and limped all the way back to the backdoor grunting in pain with every step before exiting where he once again slipped.

-Emerald-

The almost bald thief lightly touched her scalp feeling the pain and the heat emanate from it before grunting as new found hate surged within her, getting up she ran to the door and kick it open knocking the torch down from it's position before slamming the door behind her closed "where are you, you little Creep?!"she demanded scowling.

-Mercury-

The assassin pulled himself up the stairs with the crowbar between his teeth, trying to stand up but slip a bit before he stood up straight and limped bare footed through the snow, walking around the back yard he spotted an open window to the living room "Emerald, I'm coming in!" he called out to his partner before he trudged towards the opening.

-Emerald-

The thief stomped towards the door where she heard the kid mocking her "oh no! I'm really scared".

"it's too late for you, kid, we're already in the house. We're gonna get you" she said while Jaune had finished his trap.

"okay come and get me!" he challenged, flicking the switch to a roped fan before sprinting away.

"Why you-" she growled ripping the door opening and walking into clean foil that wrapped around her face, ripping it off with a sticky substance coating her face "now you're dead!" she walked into a tied string that activated the fan in front of her which blew all of the feathers in front of it to her, covering her in a coat of feathers.

-Mercury-

The assassin sat sideways on the open window, parting the curtains with his armed limb to see any sign of his target but saw no sign of him, smirking like an idiot he dropped both his feet down onto the Christmas ornaments.

Screaming in pain as the broke underneath his bare feet, falling side ways against the wall before gripping one of his injured feet "I'm gonna kill that kid!" he screamed using the heels of her feet to stand up and walk on broken shards of glass and destroying another one of the decorations.

The camera changed back to Emerald who was wiping and blowing off the majority of the feathers still stuck to her not seeing her partner walk around to the hall way and stop at seeing her before she did "Mercury!".

"Emerald?" he asked seeing her state.

"Why'd the hell did you take your shoes off?" she asked noticing he's walking in his bare feet.

"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?" he asked noticing remnants of fathers covering her form.

Emerald growled in response to his question.

"I'm up here you morons." Jaune called out from stairs which earned their attention "come and get me." They strode forward towards the hall and slipped on the mini vehicles, falling on their backs with a scream.

Jaune sat on the top step, a devilous evil grin on his face with his fingers folded together "you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?" he asked before going up the stairs.

Emerald scrambled to get up, stepping on mercury and stomping up the stairs with her partner right behind her before looking up to see a paint can heading towards her "Heads up!" she cried out ducking out of the way except for her partner who was sent flying back down the stairs "don't worry Mercury I'll get him for ya".

"Emerald!" her Partner cried out, pointing to incoming paint can that she turned to meet before being sent back down the stairs and landing on her partner face first while Jaune vaults over a wire towards the bedroom.

"He's only a did, Emerald." Mercury said to the woman on top of him "we can take him."

"Ah, shut up, will you?" she said trying to get before her partner made an 'ooh' sound that stopped her "What is it?".

"Your missing some teeth" he noted which caused her stick her finger in her mouth and check each of her teeth.

"Where?" it's my gold tooth" she felt missing section of her teeth and a new found surge of anger rose up within her as she scrambled to get up "My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him!" getting off Mercury she stomped up the stairs keeping one hand in front of her in case of another assault "you bomb me with one more can, kid and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!".

-meanwhile with Jaune-

The mini devil dialled 911 on the phone and heard the operator "911 whats your emergency."

Speaking a deep voice he replied "Hello, my house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name is murphy." He then hung up and ran all the way back to the wire and crawled under it hearing the two robbers come around the stairs before standing.

"There he is!" Emerald shouted out running after him and tripping over the wire, flipping on her back while Mercury jumped over it and dived at Jaune, Catching him the skin of his trouser ankles.

"I Got you! I got him , Emerald" he exclaimed gripping the fabric tightly as to not let him escape while Jaune held onto the door fame to the attic, "I got him" dropping his crowbar he held onto him with both hands unaware of Jaune spotting a familiar small grimm Spider on the stairs in front of him.

"Emerald get up and give me a hand!" Mercury cried out to his recovering partner who laid on the floor behind, meanwhile Jaune reached for the spider with his left hand, struggling against the assassin he managed to grab the Spider by it's thorax and turn around holding it on top of the petrified man who saw the arachnid slowly descend on to his face, forcing him to let go of the boy out of fear as the creature settled on his nose.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, his voice high as he shakes hysterically before throwing the creature off of him where it landed on it's back on Emeralds stomach, squealing he slowing grabs his crow bar and get up with a hysteric look on his face.

-with jaune-

The mini professor sets his BB-gun aside and grabs on to the bike handles settled on top of long rope connecting to the tree house.

-EM-

Mercury gets up and helded the crow bar in front of himself with two hands as he slowly walks to the side of Emerald who regain conscious to see her partner standing over her with a crowbar "what are you doing Mercury?".

"Emerald, don't move" he whispered to her with a crazy look on his face.

"mercury?" she asked unaware of the huge spider on spider chest.

"Don't move" holding the crowbar above his head with look of pure murder on his face, wide eyed and teeth clenced together while Emerald stared in horror and fear of what her partner was about to do.

"What are you doing?... Merc." She whimpered.

He slammed the weapon down on her chest earning a cracking sound and forcing the spider off of her towards the bedroom door, Emerald clutch her chest in pain, grumbling angrily unaware of why her partner did it or what he seemed to search for "did I get him? Did I get him!? Where is it? Where is it?".

Finally getting back on her feet the first thing she did was take his crow bar "Never mind that" and beat him in the side with it "Here! (clang!) how do you lit it (Bam!) Huh? (Bam!) you jerk!" before throwing it away "Get that kid , before I- get that kid!" and went up the stairs.

-Jaune-

Steeling his nerves he pushed off the window ledge and rode the makeshift rope slider, crying 'Whoa!' a couple of times as he rode across the backyard and into the tree where he hit the boarded wall breaking it but stopping his ride.

From the house Emerald and Mercury looked out the window he came out of, trying to see where he went "where'd he go?" Emerald asked looking around the outside with her partner behind her.

"maybe he committed suicide" he offered earning a look from her on how stupid he was.

"Down here, you big horse's ass!" Jaune called out to them from the treehouse "come and get me before I call the police" he challenged before going around the tree in the house.

"let's get him!" Mercury made a move for the way they came in before Emerald stopped him.

"wait, wait" she said holding on to his shoulder "it's just what he wants us to do, it's to go back through his fun house so we get all tore up" taking a napkin and warping it around her injured hand (burned one).

"he's gonna call the cops!"

"From the tree house?!" she grabbed onto the rope above her "come on" she motion to follow as she moved out the window with both hands on the rope.

"out the window?" he asked, fear creeping through him "I'm not going out the window".

"why, you scared Mercury? Are you afraid?" she mocked before motion to follow "come on, get out here" walking off the roof she held onto the long thick rope with both hands with Mercury unwilling following behind as he stared in fear of the snowy ground below him.

The both of them were on the rope, crossing it one hand at a time with Mercury begging his partner to go back on a 'shut up' from her as he continued to look down.

From across the rope line Jaune returned with a large pair of hedge cutters, positioning the rope between the blades he called out "Hey, Guys!" earning their attention as they faces turned to fear immediately upon noticing the tool in his hands "check this out!".

"go back. Go back" Emerald cried out turning around and forced to scale at Mercury slow paralysed pace before Jaune cut the line, they screamed as they held onto the cut rope, swinging all the way back to the house and crashing into its brick wall before falling on their backs on the snow covered earth.

They laid there in pain and humiliation before slowly turning their heads towards each other.

Jaune finished climbing down the wooden ladder, ran across the snow ground, passing the two recovering burglars who managed to get back onto their feet.

Jaune had already made across the street by the time they rounded the corner of the house and walked up to the front, looking for Jaune before Mercury spotted him "there he is!" Jaune grinned at them.

"hey I'm calling the cops" he bolted towards the blue house, unaware that they had already been in there, Mercury moved to follow before Emerald stopped him.

"Wait, wait!" she said putting her arm in front of him "he wants us to follow him. I got a better idea. Come on" she moved with Mercury limping after her.

Jaune was in the neighbours back yard when he opened basements doors, walking down them he dropped in a flooded room that was knee deep, manuvering through the water and other objects floating in it he climbed up a waterfall of steps and opened the to be greeted by the glaring face of Mercury and the triumphant smirk of Emerald "Hiya, Pal. We outsmarted you this time" she said before pulling him in "get over here!" she slammed the door shut behind him before she and Mercury hung him by his shirt on the door hanger.

"what are you gonna do to him Emerald?" Mercury asked with multiple ideas running through his head on how to repay all of the pain he delt onto them.

"we'll do exactly what he did to us" she said "I'm gonna burn his head with a blowtorch."

"I'm gonna smash his face with an iron"

"I'd like to slap him the face with a paint can! Maybe" they were both unaware of an old man with a snow shovel sneaking up behind them.

"Shove a nail through his foot!".

"First thing I'm gonna do is bit off every one of these little fingers, one at a time" she held Jaune hand and pick one of his fingers before slow putting it in her mouth however she did get to do because of the old man knocking mercury out with one blow to the head with his shovel before doing the same to her when she turned to face him.

The old man picked Jaune up from his hanging position "come on. Let's get you home" and carried him out of the house.

-a few minutes later-

Jaune watched from the window as police stormed the house and arrested the battered and beaten Mercury and Emerald, shoving them in to their car with Emerald bruised and beaten face looking at Jaune for what could be the last time, her sneer meeting his devilish grin.

-remnant-

The people of remnant were in a laughing fit at seeing Jaune deal humiliation and pain to two Huntsmen and Huntresses by using everyday household items.

-Team Rwby-

"Yeah! You go professor!" Ruby rose cried out to the screen.

"Hahahaha! Did you see their faces" Yang laughed out at Mercury and Emerald getting their butts kicked by little Jaune.

"I'll admit, it wasn't such a bad movie" Weiss stated after regaining control of herself.

"it truly was movie worthy of being called the best of it's time" Blake said.

-Professors-

Glynda was in a laughing fit, Jaune as a child had beaten two trained Huntsmen and Huntresses in training with everyday house hold items, and his cute young version was funny in doing it.

Ozpin was enjoying this funny Christmas special, his imprisoned employee had demonstrated incredible cunning and strategic planning, hmmm maybe he could be of use to them as they're *chief of defense* when their enemies decide to invade beacon.

Peter was singing praise of the young professor, and retelling stories of when he too fortified his own house against invaders.

Bart was analysing the equipment and the damaged done to the two students from the foreign schools, if they had been any other person who hadn't had their Aura's unlocked then they would have come out with broken bones and multiple fractures and cuts.

Cinder didn't know whether to laugh at this hilarious display of her subordinates failing to do one simple job or be ashamed because they can't catch a small child, but instead they messed that up and got beaten by Jaune In his child form which shouldn't have been a problem for them but they still managed to fail at that.

On the plus side, she got to see what kind of man he his.

-Arc family-

The Arc Family was holding their insane over protective mother back, the Crazed Arc Matriarch was seething that some other woman dared to claim her baby boy as her own, HER SON, her's! no one elses, a point she made to her shaken husband as they watch her son live life as any kid would with a family before being forgotten and left home alone.

How could they do that to him, he's just a little boy, her baby!.

But when it got to the defences, she and the rest of the family remembered the last time when he had booby trapped the whole house.

-flash back 5 year old Jaune/ Carol's getting her braces-

The rest of the family save for Jaune and Carol who were looking down on her family from the top floor windows stood outside their house.

"come on sweety! It's just braces, everyone gets them for their teeth!" Nichoals said to their rebellious daughter who shook her head at her.

"never! I'm not getting them!" she shouted back at them.

"young Lady!" Juniper shouted to her daughter with her hands on her hip and a stern glare on her face "you are getting those braces and that's final!".

"oh yeah!? Then come and get me! My secret weapon will stop you all!".

"Secret weapon?" Hazel asked looking around her family "what secret weapon!?" she asked, shouting up to Carol who picked Jaune up and presented him before her.

"him!".

"your using your brother as a Hostage!?" Juniper Screamed out in horror of her daughter using her little brother as a Hostage.

"What!? No! he's going to stop you all!" she shouted grinning triumphantly at them.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"… What?" Lavender asked, not sure if she heard correctly "your Using Jaune?" Carol nodded eagerly "the same Jaune we're talking about? Are you nuts?! Jaune can't do any anything except be a living target!"

"Lavender! That's no way to talk about your brother" Juniper reprimand her eldest who merely shrugged at her before turning back to Carol "Carol sweetie! I'm giving this one and only chance to come out quietly before we come in there and drag you out kicking and screaming!".

"Never!" she protested, sticking her tongue out and blowing a raspberry at them.

"that's it! Nicky! Get her!" Juniper ordered her Huntsmen Husband who charged at the front door, breaking it down and entering it before.

*Boom!* "AAAAHHH!"*BBBBZZZZZ* "NONONO!" *Crash!* "MOMMA!" *Bam! Bam! Bam!* "oh sweet Dust!" the sounds of explosions and other noises emanated from the house along with the cries of the pain and horror that came from within, drawing in the attention of the Neighbours who stood behind the Arc family, cringing at the sounds and screams coming from the house before a burnt and bruised Nicholas Crawled out of the Front door.

His Hair singed and wild, his face bruised and painted with a couple of burn marks, his clothes tattered and ruined, his eyes, wide and filed with horror as he stops before his family and said a single sentence that changed everything they thought about the little Arc "that boy is monster!".

And just like that his head dropped to the ground unconscious while everyone looked at the little boy in the window, waving at them Innocently except for the daughter standing beside him with a Triumphant smirk on her face.

"girls! Get your sister and brother!" Juniper ordered her remaining daughters except for the Youngest Amber who was hugging her.

The Girls circled around the House, each entering through different openings and each walking into the traps.

-one humiliating defeat later-

The Daughters of Juniper Arc Returned defeated.

Lavender the eldest was covered from head to toe in Paint along with most of her hair shaved off.

Hazel and Jade where Stuck together by a sticky substance that covered them along with most of their hair sticking up wildly.

Sapphire was covered in chicken fathers along with her shoes missing.

Sable was covered in Wrapping paper along with a little tie on her head.

The Neighbours laughed at this display of Humiliation before promptly shutting up because of the Death glares being sent their way.

"Right that's it!" Juniper declared "I'm dragging you outta there my self!" after leaving Amber with Lavender she marched into the house, determined to set her daughter Straight.

"Carol?" little Jaune addressed his rebellious sister "I don't want Mommy to be mad at me" he said to with little tears swelling up in the corner of his eyes.

"don't worry Jaune, she won't be mad at you".

"promise?".

-another defeat later-

Juniper Arc, the undisputed fear mongering mother of the Arc Clan had been soundly defeated, her hair was spiked up and covered in various colours of paint, her face and body was covered from head to toe in flour.

She stood outside the Arc home, glaring at her Daughter "Carol! One way or another your getting those Braces!".

"you don't hate me right Mommy?" little Jaune sobbed out with his big blue eye's that just melted her heart.

"of course not Jauny, It's just Carol who being the bad girl" Juniper soothed her teary son from her position.

With the daughters they were gobsmacked that their invincible mother was soundly defeated by Jaune, the Runt of the family.

"you do realise he did what we couldn't do in a life time" Hazel said to her sisters.

"he beat her" Jade whispered in awe "he beat us all".

"let me be honest with you Lavender, I thought he was nothing more then a simpleton" Sapphire said to the eldest

"me too" Lavender responded back.

"but clearly he is the chosen one" sable looked at her brother in a new light of respect.

"and they shall call him Jaune" one of the Neighbours whispered with the rest looking at him like he was a god in human flesh.

-Flashback end-

After that, every time one of the Arc Daughter does something terrible they take Jaune with them and make him constructed one hell of Fortified house full of traps that's every veteran huntsmen's worse nightmare.

-grimmlands-

Salem, the queen of Evil, the Mother of grim, the lady of darkness and hate was in a laughing fit.

She was watching the Humans new Christmas special that featured the Arc man that Cinder reported in his child like form, who had displayed such cunning worthy of being in her council of evil after destroying Cinders Subordinates using nothing more than house hold items that sent fear into them, a trait that she greatly admired.

-white sheep universe-

The members of team WRP and RYNB was Hystarical with Laughter, Jaune in his Child like form that was just so cute was also funny, he beat both Mercury and Emerald in a both a funny and painful way.

When they weren't gushing over his cute form, then they were laughing their heads off at his antics.

Cinder Fall, Jaune's Adopted sister was Both Face palming at her surbordinates and relieving the painful, horrifying memories of when he once fortified the castle against his own family.

-grimm lands-

Salem, Lady of despair, queen of evil, mother of grimm and the Arc children was both Laughing, seething and Horrified by what she saw.

Laughing at the Humans humiliating defeat at the hands of her son who struck terror into their hearts which she couldn't be any more proud off.

Seething that some human bitch dared to claim her son as her's, he's her baby boy.

And Horror at the memories of when he used that cunning genius of his to turn against her when one of her daughters forced him to.

-flash back, Jaune 12 years old/ Amber's booster Shot-

The Arc family and others stood outside the Dark and gloomy Castle in the grimm lands, Salem along with her family and council looked at the large window where Jaune and Amber stood, glaring down at them.

"Jaune! Stop this rebellious attitude and come down here now!" Salem commanded her son who stood up there defiant.

"No! your not giving my little sister any kind of needles!".

"Watt! Tyrian! Hanzel! Cinder! And Nicky! Get him!" she ordered to which they did.

-one humiliating defeat later-

The 5 members of Salems council returned, each looking battered and broken.

Watts had his moustache shaved off along with most of his hair, his clothes was in tatters and he was covered in some sort of sticky substance that attracted the Grimm.

Tyrian was completely bald, all of hair was shaved off, he was covered from head to toe in flour and was muttering like a madman about ghosts.

Hanzel the big strong man of Salem's Council was covered in feathers and was bare footed.

Cinder was covered in paint with her hair wildly spiked up and dyed in various colours.

Nicholas crawled out of the castle with his Hair singed and wild, his face bruised and painted with a couple of burn marks, his clothes tattered and ruined, his eyes, wide and filed with horror as he stops before his family and said a single sentence that changed everything they thought about the little Arc "that boy is monster!".

-flash back end-

After they sore to never leave Jaune alone with any of the girls when some bad is about to happen to them.

On the plus side if their enemies attack they could always set Jaune upon them.

There done, hope you enjoyed this chapter.

This idea has been on my mind for a while now, along with Fable 2 with Jaune as the main protagonist, reverting back into a child and befriending rose as a poor Orphan with his mind still intact as a professor of beacon.

I was thinking of the main paring for that fic, should you choose to have it, will be Rose because I have some plans if you don't want her to die in the beginning so she can become a hero along side Jaune and maybe something more, with all of the shenanigans of them and remnant over the many life choices in the game, from marriage to having children, but if you prefer someone else in the game or maybe a little harem please review on it so I can open up a poll for your votes.

Oh one more thing, just like the karma system if he does a few bad things should he: A become a grim or B a demon, your choice.

Next up Jaune Time paradox part 2