Here's the next story guys. And just a heads up I'm adding some new OC's because not doing so when people ask really makes me feel like a dick. I hate being a nice guy sometimes. BUT ENOUGH OF THAT ON TO THE STORY!

It was the morning after Celestia and I 'made up.'

I woke up to her lying next to me sleeping with a content smile on her face. Looking at the nearest clock I saw it was time for her to raise the sun. But I didn't want her to have to wake up so I used a memory transfer spell to learn how to raise the sun. It was surprisingly simple the only reason no one else could do it was because it took a huge amount of power that very few possessed.

So I quietly sneaked out and on to the balcony and raised the sun.

To really make sure she stayed asleep I closed the curtains to stop the sunlight from coming in.

After a minute of wondering what to do next I decided to get her some breakfast. Hey I may be a total dick like eighty percent of the time but I really do have a heart.

I teleported to the kitchen and used my magic to start making pancakes, eggs, and toast.

When I was finished I walked up towards Celestia's room carrying the tray of food with my magic.

But I stopped a little ways there when I saw an alicorn filly who looked strangely familiar playing with a knife.

She had a dark blueish green coat with a dark pink stripe going down her back. Her mane was straight and was black, dark pink, and dark green.

Her eyes also changed colors from dark pink, to red, blue, dark blue, and finally green.

I quickly snatched the knife away while saying in a disapproving tone, "why do you have this? And what is your name?"

She pouted at the loss of the dangerous object before saying in an annoyed tone, "figures you wouldn't know your own god-daughter. And my name is Chaotic Jewel."

I thought over what she said, 'god-daughter? But I didn't know I had one. Wait did she say her name was Chaotic Jewel? But that means her parents must be.. OH SHIT CHAOTIC AND GEM HAD A CHILD! I really hope she is not as crazy as her parents. But she really seems to like sharp objects so I guess that's how her parents crazy side shows.'

Looking back at her I just sighed and said, "alright just run along and don't touch anything sharp or else I will personally lock you into a padded room."

She smiled and ran off towards the gardens probably going to find a really sharp rock to do... something with.

With that finished I headed back to Celestia's room to find her awake.

"Hey beautiful how about some breakfast," I said happily as I placed the tray in front of her and sat down next to her.

She gave me a quick peck and started to eat.

A few minutes later I started to ask questions about what happened while I was gone.

"So anything that happened while I was kicking ass in another dimension?"

She thought for a second before saying, "nothing much really. Just that Discord and Chrysalis are now together and are trying to bring up the changelings numbers again."

Ok. What. The. Fuck.

"Well that is... interesting. I didn't think that crazy bastard had it in him."

Celestia began to nod but stopped for a second to hold a hoof to her lips where her cheeks bulged like she was trying to hold something back.

She quickly ran to the bathroom with me close behind worried for what was happening to her.

I found her puking her guts out. Luckily her mane didn't go down over her face or she would be in the shower for hours.

This lasted a few more minutes with me rubbing her back and trying to ease her pain.

When she finished I picked her up with my magic and teleported us to the hospital in the castle.

I looked at a very surprised nurse when we arrived and simply said in a commanding tone, "doctor. NOW."

She didn't hesitate in speeding off to find one.

Time Skip

About an hour and tons of test later the doctor finally came back sporting a smile.

"What's the word doc," I asked suspiciously.

"Well," he began, "the only way I can say this is congratulations Princess. Your pregnant."

Said princess smiled brightly and squealed in happiness.

I was a different matter altogether.

I had a shocked look with a slightly twitching left eye.

Celestia got worried and said in a cautious tone to me, "Darky?"

My only response was, "burb... schmagel... gurble."

I then promptly passed out with the last thing I heard being Celestia's voice saying, "well that could have gone better."

Holy shit Dark is gonna be a daddy! Who saw that coming? Well obviously I did. Review and PM. Until then, Nicranger out.