Well, my internet is working fine but my computer is acting up.
-.- The irony does not amuse me……..
If things get better than yayz, but as long as they don't get worse, I'll still be able to update.
This is going to make reading manga really hard.
Wow, I just tried to go online, it went really fast for a few seconds, then froze!
Edit: Things seem fine today, Yayz!
AN: Expect really short chapters from now on...it seems that's the way things'll be working, sorry.
God, I have such bad writer's block.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Bleach or DeathNote or boogiepop
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So, SPOILERS
Recently, we learned that Itachi gave a power up to Naruto…but we don't know what that power up is. I'm planning on using this as an excuse to give Naruto the Sharingan.
Also, we learned that Itachi suspected that Sasuke might attack Konoha -.- That so messes with last chapter where he's surprised to learn of idiot Sasuke's plans..
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"Good-bye," Said Itachi as he turned to leave.
"Wait," Pleaded Sasuke. "Can't you stay for a little while?"
"Sorry, but I have something to do." Itachi strutted out the door, leaving behind a teary eyed Sasuke.
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Naruto faced himself, not knowing what to expect. His second self looked exactly like he did, the Kagebunshin would be dangerous here, meaning that he'd have to be very careful when using the rasengan. 'This is going to be tough,' he thought.
Naruto charged forward, ignoring the blinding white light all around him.
"Take this," yelled the look alike. The area around his body began to blur as he vanished from sight, appearing directly behind the real Naruto. "Rasengan!" He called out, forming the chakra sphere in one hand.
'He can do Rasengan with one hand?' Naruto thought, trying to dodge his lookalike. It was all in vain, the attack hit him in the back, causing him to spiral forward, coughing blood.
"The Rasengan is a great technique," the clone lectured. "But you can't do it without a clone's help. This cuts down on its effectiveness. Once you learned to do the move with the clone, you never even bothered to try perfecting it. You're such a fool. Just because you know a move doesn't mean its mastered."
Naruto rose to his feet, relatively unharmed.
"I held back of course," said the clone with a laugh. "If I used my full strength, you'd be a goner."
Naruto threw his kunai; they zipped through the air, only to be knocked down by his clone's kunai. "Simplistic and pointless," lectured the fake.
"Or is it," Naruto asked with a sly smile. 'I hope this works,' he thought, 'I've never tried it before
Naruto's kunai exploded as they hit the ground , creating a cover of smoke. 'I attached some explosive notes, but disguised them as ordinary kunai.' He vanished into the cover of smoke.
The fake leapt into the air,dodging the punch that came at him from behind. "Nice work, using the cover to appear behind me, but not good enough."
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"Here's where you'll be staying," Namahagetecno said to Hinata, leading her into a comfortable looking room. "Sorry if it's a little too pink." The walls were painted pink, and the sheets on the bed were pink. Pink curtains hanging by the window. It really was too pink!
"Its fine," said Hinata, not wanting to offend her kidnapper. She noticed the TV and computer in the room. These people were awfully generous for kidnappers, what was going on? She turned to the opposite wall, it was lined with books and manga.
"Feel free to read or watch TV," said Namahagetecno. "You can even go online and email your friends if you'd like. DInner is at six, we're having sandwiches, but if you'd like a snack before that, feel free to ask." Namahagetecno smilked at Hinata as if she were a guest and not a captive. She struggled to calm her stomach and ease her fear.
Hinata decided to turn out the computer.
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Namahagetecno turned to BoogiepopShippuden. "I'm glad this isn't cannon," said nama, "or else there would be crazy NamaHina shippers, wouldn't there?"
BoogiepopShippuden smiled, thinking about the absurdity that was the UlquiHime ship. "I swear to Kira, Bleach has some ships that are almost as crazy as Naruto," he laughed for a moment, but then let out a sigh. "I hope every thing goes well. I wish Naruto would show up already so we could fight with him. Of course, we haven't even sent the invatation yet. That will have to wait until he's a little stronger. And then we can kill him."
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A/N: No offense to UlquiHime fans was intended.
