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Theme: Anniversary

Warning: Innuendo

"So you did what?"

"I bought him whipped cream," Kagome answered, unsure what the big deal was. Sure, it wasn't common for people in the Feudal era to do.. dare she say kinky? things with their spouse, but Kagome was from a different time when people were more open about their sexuality and more willing to do strange things to spice up their love life. Sango, however, wasn't convinced.

"Kagome, I'm not sure if I should be happy for you or freak out from all the things you've told me," she shook her head in disbelief, "It seems so... unexpected for someone like Sesshoumaru-sama."

"But it's true," Kagome huffed, "don't you lie to me that you've never done something like that with Miroku."

"Miroku is different. He's a pervert, of course he would enjoy it," Sango justified, ignoring the fact that she'd just insulted her husband as well.

"Oh trust me, Sesshoumaru is as much a pervert."

"Right..." the ex-slayer said with skepticism.

"Why don't you believe me?"

"That's besides the point. Why are you here again?" She began scrubbing the clothes in the water again, making sure to pay extra attention to the food stains on her daughter's kimono.

"Can't I come and talk with my best friend?" Kagome pouted before glaring at one particularly stubborn stain on the white fabric she was washing. And no, she'd rather not know what that stain on Sango's sleepwear was.

"Oh please, you have been coming here every day for the whole week. Usually, it's either you have a fight with Sesshoumaru-sama or you want something."

"You can read me so well," the miko chuckled before turning serious, "our anniversary is coming up."

"And you want my help?" Sango finished, flashing a mischievous smirk.

"God, stop that. Miroku is rubbing off on you."

"So, was that why you've been telling me all the things you did with Sesshoumaru."

"Yeah... I'm out of ideas. What should I do for our sixth anniversary?"

"It's already been six years? Time goes by so fast, it feels like yesterday when Inuyasha was making a fuss about your mating."

"Sango," she whined, "now is not the time to be nostalgic. It's tomorrow and I got nothing!"

"Err... how about a nice romantic dinner?" Sango suggested.

"I already did that for our first and third anniversary, and we go on dinner dates pretty often." The miko sighed

"Food play?"

"Remember the whipped cream?"

"Right... and I guess roleplay is out of the question too."

"Yeah..."

"Sweet talk?"

"Everyday."

"Gift?"

"Sango, he's the freaking Lord of the West, he has everything he'd ever need." Kagome deadpanned.

"Hmm..." Sango contemplated for a while before shrugging helplessly, "sorry, Kagome, I got nothing."

"No! You have to help me! I can't let our anniversary be boring!"

"Kagome, we hit a dead end only because you have done every romantic and kinky things with him just because you felt like it," Sango slapped her forehead before realizing that she'd been washing her baby's diapers just a minute ago. Guess I better take a long bath, she grimaced.

"It's not my fault I want to please my mate." Again, a pout was sent her way.

"If I may be of assistance, Kagome-sama. How about a trip?" A deep voice echoed behind the two females' back.

"GAH! Miroku, since when did you get here? !" Kagome let out a shocked yelped and flinched a little at the sudden appearance, almost stumbling into the river. Thankfully, she regained her balance quickly and steadied herself before sending a glare at the monk.

"Forgive me. I couldn't help but listen to your conversation. I have to say that I've gained a few... ideas," he winked at Sango who blushed at his indication.

Not sure whether to voice out her discomfort at the pair's obvious flirting or continue washing the clothes like nothing'd happened, Kagome instead decided to focus on what Miroku said before he'd scared her to death.

"Wait, Miroku. What did you say before?"

"A trip. Honeymoon, as people in your time call it," he turned his attention to the miko while his hands were still firmly placed on his flustered wife's behind. The latter, although extremely embarrassed by this public display of affection, did nothing as she still had her hands on her son's dirty diapers.

"But a honeymoon is for newlyweds."

"Did you have a honeymoon when you mate with Sesshoumaru-sama?"

"Well, no since technically we weren't married yet... Wait... That's it! Since we haven't had our honeymoon yet, we can have one now. And it'll my anniversary present! It's an awesome idea! Thanks, Miroku, I owe you one," she beamed, excitedly clapping her hands together.

"You are very welcome, Kagome-sama. I'm glad to help since you've given me something to give Sango for our own anniversary," the man smiled back, albeit with a more lecherous glint in his eyes. Kagome stared at his violet orbs for a while, as if having a telepathic conversation before understanding dawned on her.

"Fine, I'll have someone deliver the whipped cream tomorrow," she rolled her eyes as Miroku's smirk grew. Sango sputtered in denials about trying out no such thing with him but was quieted by more squeezing on her butt.

"Well, gotta go prepare. Have fun, you two!" Kagome stood up suddenly, patting the dirt from her clothes and took off in a whirl, rolling her eyes again when Sango yelled, "Don't leave me with him!" knowing that she didn't really mean it. On the way home, she smiled to herself as her plan began to formulate in her head. Sesshoumaru was going to have a good time.

To be continued...


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