Scintillating Prompt 3

kitten
NASCAR
one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater
spider

Derek sat on the jet, ear phones on his ears listening to relaxing music trying to unwind. He was right in the middle of 'May it Be, by Enya' when it was grossly interrupted.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater...

He took the headphones off and looked at Reid, he couldn't stop laughing.

"Really, Morgan, the look on your face was priceless," Reid laughed.

"Oh you wait, Pretty Boy...I'll get you back."

Morgan wanted to plan the best prank for Reid, he thought long and hard and then came up with it. He went to the costume shop downtown and bought a few props and set to putting it into action.

He found Reid's lunch in the fridge unattended and carefully opened it up and tossed some fake 'life like' spiders in his sandwich and returned the sandwich to its container.

Hours later they all sat in the conference room eating lunch and when Reid bit into his sandwich he screamed like a girl.

"Get them out...Get them out," he said throwing his sandwich across the room.

Morgan was laughing uncontrollably.

"I am petrified of spiders, real or fake."

Morgan was still laughing.

"Alright, truce?" Reid asked.

"Truce," he said shaking on it.

Morgan walked down the hall to his office when he heard some cursing, he went to investigate.

"What's up Rossi?" he asked from the doorway.

"Watching Nascar, my driver just sped out, I bet a thousand bucks on this game!"

"I would have never pegged you for a Nascar fan?" Garcia said from behind Morgan.

"Why not, kitten?" he asked.

"You seem more refined than that," she laughed.

"Here is a secret, I bet on horses too," Rossi laughed.

Morgan and Garcia left happy with what they had just learned about Rossi.

"You have plans tonight?" Morgan asked.

"Not really, what you have in mind? Emily wants to show me her neighbors kittens, but I can do that tomorrow."

"I was thinking dinner and a movie?"

"Sign me up," she said smiling.

They walked out together.