Chapter 29: Unexpected Ally.

Krillin shook off his apprehension and got on guard, "Alright! Here I come!".
Guldo chuckled putting his fists on his hips, "Right whatever trash!"
Krillin sneered and charged full speed at Guldo. Guldo's four eyes widened with fear of Krillin's speed and potential strength, "No you don't!" Guldo scooped his hands upward and made a large rock face the popped up right in front Krillin, who unwittingly flew head first into it.
"Oooww…"Krillin moaned and fell backward, leavening a Krillin-shaped hole in the monolithic rock.
Guldo chuckled a bit and rose the rock into the air by raising his hands, "Alright slime, prepare for massive pain!" he threw his hands down. Krillin screamed and covered his face in fear.
"Kahmehameha!" Gohan and Mint said simultaneously shooting the beams at the crag, bursting it into tiny pebbles and cobbles. Guldo sneered in displeasure, and Krillin sighed in relief. Sure enough he got a few small rocks falling on him but nothing like what could have happened.
"Thanks you guys." Krillin said getting up, dusting himself off.
Gohan smiled brightly and innocently, "Yeah sure no problem Krillin."
Mint crossed her arms under her breasts, "Tch, well try not to scream like a girl next time okay Krillin?"
Krillin blushed and whimper, "I did not…"
Guldo fumed, "HEY! I'M OVER HERE!"

The three spun around, they smirked at Guldo. "Alright you asked for it!" Krillin said going into the Kahmehameha stance. Mint and Gohan joined him. Guldo jumped and run around in random zigzags and circles, "BWHAA!". Mint sweat dropped, Okay this is WAY to easy!. "KAAAAH-MEEEH-HAAAA-MEEEH-HAAA!". The three beams barreled toward Guldo, He shook and took a deep breath.
And so they stopped, everything stopped, except for Guldo himself, Whew! I pulled that off at the last second!
Guldo ran around the trio of beams, he got in front of the warrior and began kicking and punch at them with no real skill or talent, just a flurry of wild attacks. Oh no! Guldo ran away from the three and behind a rock and let his breath go.
The Kahmehamehas did nothing but creator the planet in slightly different sizes. Mint scrunched up her nose, "Where'd he go? And why does it feel like my ankles were kicked a half dozen times."
"By someone reeeeeeally wimpy." Krillin held his ankles in slight discomfort. "Wow Krillin, coming from you, that's something!" Mint said in a familiar tease. Gohan giggled a bit. "Gohaaaaaan, not you too?" Krillin body fell forward like a rag doll. Guldo popped up, "Hey! I'm right here ya know! And I ain't wimpy!"
Krillin turned at him raging I'll show Mint that I'm strong!, He flew at top speed, full ready for any tricks Guldo would pull.
Guldo smirked took a deep breath, he uprooted a tree and stripped it of bark and branches and sharpened it to deadly perfection. He hurdled it toward Krillin but released his breath by accident in his excitement.

Krillin screamed in horror as he saw the sharpened log fly at him from apparently nowhere. "KRILLIN!" Gohan shouted out. "KRILLIN GET OUTTA THERE!" Mint pleaded with concern. Krillin flew upward as fast as he could but the deadly log kept it's paces with him, far too close for Gohan or Mint to blast it away. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! Krillin thought in panic as Guldo laughed wildly, "Prepare to be shish kabob!"
Then like a bolt from the blue, a concentrated ki laser shot at Guldo's neck. He laughed for a few moments later as his head fell off his shoulders and the log fell to the ground. Guldo was very much dead, his body and head lay separate and bleeding. Krillin, Mint and Gohan all turned to see their savior.
Vegeta floated there, arms crossed with a scornful smirk on his face, "You humans are so pathetic, can't even beat Guldo without help."
Needless to say they were all quite confused, Vegeta landed, "What?! When I'm done with these fools I'll eliminate all of you and wish myself immortal."
"Well whatever, help is help!" Mint said a bit relieved for Krillin's sake.

"Oi, Captn' can you believe they killed Guldo?" Jeice said a bit surprised.
"Heh, oh well we can always get a new member." Ginyu said not phased in the least.
"We'll have to come up with new poses." Burter pointed out the obvious, a bit annoyed with it all.
"Hey don't you guys even care that he died?" Gohan asked a bit hurt for their former attacker.
"Guldo was a wimp, but I'm not! I'm RECOOOOME!" Recoome did his pose again.
"Um…we already knew that." Mint said, her eye twitching a bit, disturbed that they would do that again.
"Uh-huh-huh-huuuuuh." Recoome laughed dumbly, "Girly you don't know who you're messing with none of you do! I'm RECOOO-" Recoome began to get in his pose, but Min flew down toward his head, her foot flaring with ki, "NO NOT AGAI…" Recoome grabbed Mint's leg crushing it with unrivaled strength, "Uh-huh-huuuuh, silly girl go boom!" He swung her down and she bounced off the ground. Mint struggled to her feet, holding herself, "Damn he's too strong…". Recoome grinned from ear to ear, "That's because I'm RECOOOOOOME!" doing his pose once again, then charging at Mint like a raging bull.
"Distructo Disc!" Krillin lobbed the attack at Recoome, he jumped back ceasing his assault. He took a deep breath and blasted him with a mouth beam. Krillin fell to the ground smoldering, "Ugh."
Mint ran over to him and picked him up, "Krillin, you okay?" Krillin smiled, "Yeah…sure…no problem."

Vegeta smirked as he stood across from Recoome, "Do I have to do everything."


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