Hey guys! See, I said I would update in a week! Well, it may not exactly be week but whatever! Oh, and thanks to "Guest" for giving me the idea! I'm absolutely horrible with coming up with my own ideas. It's kind of why I update monthly. But anyways enjoy! *sigh* I wish I owned PJO and HOO. If I did, the demigods would have their own show.
~Chapter 29~
"So, what do you wanna do for guys' night?" Percy asked. "Move bitch, get out the way bitch!" Leo's phone rang. "Hold on, I gotta take this." "Hello?" he answered. "Oh, you guys. Whassup?" "That sounds fun, but I dunno if the guys wanna try it?" "Who is it?" Nico asked. "The Stolls." Leo said. "What do they wanna do?" Jason asked. "Ah, get drunk with us." Leo asked. Jason's brow furrowed. "Get drunk with us? I'm only 16!" He exclaimed. "Ah, come on Jase!" Leo said. "Yeah, loosen up man!" Percy agreed. "I honestly don't give a shit." Nico said. "Percy! You're a freaking leader! How can you do this?" He shouted. "Hey, hey, hey, I handled drugs twice, I'm pretty sure I can handle a few drinks. Plus, with all the relationships and work and sibling stuff, I'm gonna die without it." He replied coolly. "Leo?" Jason said. "I'm a party animal." He simply stated. "Nico?!" Jason pleaded. Nico shrugged. "Sorry man." He said. "Hey, are you guys done chit-chatting cause we're in the parking lot of the liquor store." The twins said. Jason took the phone. "How are you guys able to do this without getting arrested?" He asked them. "Mist." They simply said.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." Jason said, taking the bottle from the twins. "Okay. On three. 1...2...3." They all took a chug from their liquor bottles, hiding in the shadows of the car. "This tastes so bitter, but it tastes so good." Leo said, taking another swig of vodka. "I dunno man, this beer tastes pretty awesome." Percy said. "Good, eh?" Connor asked. "Yeah, totally." Nico agreed. He drank some more whiskey. "How bout you, Sparky?" Travis said drunkenly, taking another drink of beer. "Pretty cool." He said, drinking more of his cider.
"Yooo...Wee sshoulld pplaay ssoommee truth orr dareee, hhhaahaa." Leo laughed and then hiccupped. "Tottaally broo." All of the boys agreed. "Okaayy. I gggoo." Nico slurred. "Jasey poo poo, trruutth orr daree?" He laughed, falling over. "Daarreee, heehee." Jason giggled. "I darree you...to haavee a rap coonntestt. Ahhyahya!" Nico laughed, and then fell on poor Travis. "Okay, okay, hhhmmm...I'll siiinnnggg "Riding Dirty" out the window." Jason said and put on the music as they rolled down an empty street.
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
"I can speak for some n-" "HEEYY IT'S MY TURNN NOWW!" Percy interrupted. He typed in a song into the IPod. He put on a cap and pulled his jacket forward. "PIMPIN'!" He shouted. As the music started up, he nodded his head along to the beat.
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
"Shuuutt...the...front...dooorr." Leo said. He stole Percy's cap as Percy huffed as his song was interrupted. He opened the car's roof and stood up. HIs mouth curled into something between a smirk and a duck-face. He raised his hands up and head-banged to the music.
Return of the Leo, get up!
What it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't.
Looking for a better way to get up out of bed
Instead of getting on the Internet and checking a new hit
Get up! Fresh out, pimp strut walking, little bit of humble, little bit of cautious
Somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby. Sweater gang, nope, nope y'all can't copy
Yup. Bad, moon walking, this here is our party, my posse's been on Broadway,
And we did it our way.
Grown music, I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record to it
And yet I'm on.
Let that stage light go and shine on down,
Got that Bob Barker suit game and plinko in my style.
Money, stay on my craft and stick around for those pounds,
But I do that to pass the torch and put on for my town
Trust me. On my I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T shit hustler,
Chasing dreams since I was fourteen with the four track bussing
Halfway cross that city with the backpack, fat cat, crushing
Labels out here,
Now they can't tell me nothing
We give that to the people,
Spread it across the country
Labels out here,
Now they can't tell me nothing
We give it to the people,
Spread it across the country
Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Now, can I kick it? Thank you. Yeah I'm so damn grateful.
I grew up, really wanted gold fronts
But that's what you get when Wu Tang raised you
Y'all can't stop me, go hard like I got an 808 in my heart beat
And I'm eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week
Raw. Tell me go up. Gone!
Deuces goodbye. I got a world to see, and my girl she wanna see Rome,
Caesar make you a believer. Now I never ever did it for a throne.
That validation comes from giving it back to the people. Now sing this song and it goes like
Raise those hands, this is our party
We came here to live life like nobody was watching
I got my city right behind me
If I fall, they got me. Learn from that failure gain humility and then we keep marching ourselves
Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us
And so we put our hands up
And so we put our hands up
Wa oh oh oh wa oh oh oh wa oh oh
Let's go!
Na na na na na na na na (aha)
Hey
And all my people say
Na na na na na na na na (that's right, feels good)
Hey
And all my people say
Na na na na na na na na (it's alright)
(oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
And all my people say
Na na na na na na na na
Mackle-more
Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us.
Leo finished with a smirk and said, "Thas how yu doo it!" Percy and Jason pouted. Snoring noises filled the car. All their heads lazily snapped to the back where Nico was. He was sprawled and making soft guttural noises. "Duuude. Wake uupp." Jason said. "5 more minuzz." he muttered. "Dudee, I dare you to lick his face." Percy said. "Pshhh, Y.O.L.O." Leo replied. He licked Nico's cheek and Nico woke up. "Kitty, whyy lick me." He said. "Youur turn." Percy said. "Ohh yeah! Imma rap a boss!" Nico boasted. He put on the cap and said, "I'd like to dedicate this lovely song to my girlfriend, Thalia Grace." He made a fake crowd roaring. "Shut upp and rapp!" Leo said. "Fine then." He stuck his tongue out.
New York City
You are now riding With 50 Cent
You gotta love it
I just wanna chill and twist a lot Catch stunts in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and
I Like your smile
I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and
I Hope you can come up with the answers babe
Girl, it's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, it's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me? Girl
If I feel off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz
Would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
Would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
And in bed if I used to my tongue, would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap
And we could go do what you like, I know you like that
Girl, it's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, it's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me? Girl
Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm lovin'?
Are you mad 'cause I'm askin' you 21 questions?
Are you my soul mate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
Do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?
I'm starin' at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans
If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how
If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said, it wasn't me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
We only humans girl we make mistakes
To make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile
Girl, it's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, it's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me? Girl
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions and they all about us
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions and they all about us
Nico finished and collapsed. The other boys fell asleep. All their snores sounded in harmony. Leo curled up near Jason, who was curled up behind Nico, who was curled up close to Percy, who was curled up near Travis, who was curled up to Connor.
"Hey Will? I need your help."
So, my computer was being weird and I wanted to smash it with a hammer and my dad was yelling at me to get off the computer but it's finally done! I'm sorry if their drunken state is OOC. Thanks everyone for reviewing! I love you all and I'm just to lazy to answer people so...CIAO!
~Don't Stop Believing, always hold on to that feeling, and you will be victorious~
