A/N: This prompt was by Anzer'ke. Due to some unfortunate scheduling, this has to be posted on the day I'm meant to have my birthday party. Ergo, I don't have much time to write it. Therefore, it's a drabble. Sorry guys.


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Planes, trains, automobiles, boats, birds, and bikes. These are only a few of the many things that make Yuffie Kisaragi throw up.

The solution to the problem is to avoid getting on any form of transportation. Ever. The rocking motion makes her sick in a way that even ninja acrobatics fail to replicate.

But, occasionally, she forgets her golden rule of "if you can ride it, don't." And usually winds up ruining some perfectly good upholstery.

As she demands a piggyback from Vincent Valentine, it seems she has forgotten her golden rule. And his cape will pay the price.


A/N: Yeah, a quick note: I'm aware that I've yet to answer the reviews for the last chapter yet, but I really don't have time. Replies will come tomorrow.