Dear Lord Voldemort

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Alrighty, its getting close to Christmas, and, we all know what that means!

This author is willing to get stuff out to you guys!

G-L-I-M-M-E-R-ESSENCE


Dear Lord Moldywarts,

See, you really shouldn't spend every second of your life trying to kill Harry Potter.

It was because his mummy loved him so much that he lived, and it's becasue your lover is a creepy bitch who needs medical attention!

Sincerily,

Hermione Weasley.