"One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato

more. Icha bacha, soda cracker, Icha bacha boo. Icha bacha, soda cracker, first is

YOU!" Cobra said, having had to restart his song after Drago commented on how

stupid it was. His clawed finger landed on Xiao Fung.

"Okay, frog man, you're it " he said. Xiao Fung nodded, "Hm...let's see..." he said,

looking around at the others. " Before we start let's make things interesting...how

about a penalty?"

"What do you mean penalty?" Jamie asked.

"A punishment. If one doesn't answer answer the question or perform the challenge,

they'll have to...hug Jackie Chan the next time they come across them. Except Jamie.

She'll have to punch him in the face."

"What? Why is my penalty different?"

"Because you wouldn't be repulsed by hugging him, he'll soon be your brother in

law" he stated. "Po Kong, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," she said confidently.

" Are you afraid if heights?" he asked. This was a question they all wanted the

answer to as she constantly denied such claims. Po Kong crossed her arms, "You

should have picked a better question, little brother. It's true I...dislike heights. I

become air sick rather easily so I try to avoid being in air craft. Satisfied?" she

asked. Without waiting for an answer she cleared her throat, "Now then...Hsi Wu,

Truth or Dare?"

"Um...Truth."

"Are you in Love with Jade Chan?"

Hsi Wu stiffened, "No."

Po Kong smirked, "Come on, tell the truth, you have feelings for that girl."

"I do not!" Hsi Wu insisted, crossing his arms, "She was just a pawn to get my tail

back and that's ALL!"

"If that's what you want to tell yourself..."

"Shut up! It's my turn. Ice, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare, dawg" he said boldly. Hsi Wu gave a wicked grin, "Ooh, brave one, aren't we?

Okay, I dare you to do a girly pose and say ' I'm a pretty pretty girl' and do a twirl."

"Aw, come on, man..."

"Do it, you have to hug Chan!"

Ice scowled, standing, "Fine!" He stood, giving a heavy sigh. He put his hands on

his waist and fluttered his eyelashes, "I'm a pretty pretty girl!" He spun on heel,

striking a very girly pose. the demons guffawed with laughter. Jamie bit her bottom

lip to supress the laugh the threatened to burst out. Ice took a seat, muttering

bitterly, "Oh shut up...Yo, Tso Lan, Truth or Dare?"

"Hmm...I believe I shall choose Dare" he said.

"Cool. I dare you to...hm. gimmie a sec, moon-man." He raised a hand to his chin,

rubbing thoughtfully, suddenly his eyes lit up, "Oh! I know! heh-ha! Aight dawg,

I dare you to make up and perform a short rap song."

Tso Lan raised an eyebrow. Drago snickered, "This oughta be rich..." Shendu

shushed him. Tso Lan inclined his head "Very well..." He cleared his throat, inhaling

deeply.

My Name is Tso Lan, I'm the demon of the moon
I can steal all of it's gravity and cause a monsoon

There's no defense against my powers over gravity
No cure for such a state of depravity
I bring chaos and calamity, make you lose your sanity

I'll reclaim my chi once we defeat the Chan
And me and my brethren will rule Earth once again.

My name is 'Tso' to the 'Lan'
to the 'moon' to the de-mon'

Victory...shall...be mine.

Everyone was silent for a moment. Po Kong clapped her hands enthusiastically "That

was amazing, Tso Lan!"

"Yes, truely exceptional!"

"Way to go, moon-man!"

"Outta sight!"

"Kudos."

"Yeah, that was-"

BOOM!

Jamie yelped as thunder once again shook the cannery, grabbing onto Drago's arm.

Killer whined and scurried over to Hsi Wu, hopping into his lap. Even scratcher

seemed panicky. She and Mozzarella hid under the couch. Jamie looked over as Scratcher

mewled mournfully. "It's okay girl...I know it's scary. I wish it would stop to."

"Hm. I wasn't aware you understood cat..." Shendu said. Jamie shook her head, "I

don't. But I know my cat. She's always hated loud noises like earthquakes and thunder

storms, even when she was a kitten."

Lightening struck. Producing a cracking noise like that of a bullet. There was a groaning

noise outside that moaned and then stopped, leaving only the sound of the torrents

of rain as it assaulted the house.

Cobra glanced at DJ Fist uneasily," Um...DJ...What was that?"

DJ Fist shrugged, standing. He, Ice, and Cobra headed for the stairs that led to the

upstairs portion of the cannery they seldom used. "Yo, me and the posse gonna see

what that noise was, ya'll keep playin'. We'll be right Bizz-ack."

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Jamie watched as they disappeared up the stairs. Tso Lan cleared his throat" Alright...

Back to the game, then...Shendu, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," the Semi-fire demon replied.

"What's your number one concern involving your son?" Tso Lan asked. Shendu rubbed

his temples, "That one day his obsession with vehicles will get him killed."

Drago frowned "I'm not obsessed."

"Yes you are. Tchang Zu, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Why do you constantly berate my son?"

"Because I don't like him. He's a lowly half breed."

"I don't see you criticizing Dai Gui, his future child will be half demon as well."

"That's different."

"How. How is that different?"

"I like Dai Gui. You I despise. Besides, he's too mouthy and disobedient. If he were

MY son I'd flog him for his impudence."

"Well, he's not, is he?" Shendu said sharply.

"You coddle him too much."

"He's half human, you can't have the same expectations as you would a pure blood"

"That's no excuse Shendu, you're boy can't even use chopsticks!"

"Of course he can't, he's American!"

"Stop it both of you!" Jamie said, "Stop talking about Drago like he's not even here!

We're suppose to be having FUN not arguing with each other! Now just shut up and

get back to the damn game! Before I use the mouth-stealing spell Bai Tsa taught me

and MAKE you!"

The demons stared at her wide eyed, at a loss for words at her little outburst. Jamie

cleared her throat nervously, sitting back down, "Now..uh...Tchang Zu, I believe it

was your turn?"