Chapter 29: The Klingon Spelling Bee
Once again it was time for Chris McLean to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Future Shock, it was Christmas Eve on Apokoips and Santa or should I say Darkseid gave us six gifts from last season being the Teen Titans and Batman who were originally sold out by Lex Luthor in the end to be entertainment for Darkseid's forces until yours truly decided to make a deal with Santa himself!
But Darkseid didn't end up going in empty handed as we had a good seasons beatings with his henchmen that gave Johnny and Nigel quite a punch but sent Johnny home on the Escape Pod of Shame. So who'll be voted off next? And what do the Titans and Batman have in store for us? Find out here on Camp Drama Future Shock!
End of commentary.
Marceline felt confident with the Titans and Batman on their team they could win it all the way.
Confessions:
"Oh yea, having those Titans and Batman onboard will make my team invincible, no one's going to want to mess with us now!" laughed Marceline.
"Wha, wha, wha" said Gunther who was rather happy as well that the Titans would be there to defend her.
"I cannot believe I am in such a reality show like this again" sighed Batman.
End of confessions.
"Greetings everyone" laughed Chris as his image appeared before on the computer screens of the rockets, "today we'll be heading over to the Klingon home world for a spelling bee competition."
"Chris are you nuts, we don't speak their language!" cried Mindy.
"Yea, but that's the reason why I am able to do this" laughed Chris.
As the three rockets landed on the Klingon home world, Chef passed out a Klingon dictionary with English translations.
"Each of you will have at least six hours to learn and memorize as much as possible of the Klingon language for the spelling bee that they are going to have for you" laughed Chris, "whoever can spell the most Klingon words correctly wins."
"What if we don't say it right?" asked Ilana.
"That's the fun part I am not going to reveal what'd happen to you" laughed Chris.
Confessions:
"Whoa, never thought I knew alien species could have this many words" said Hiro.
"I hope I can at least pronounce the words right even if I spell them right" said Cyborg.
"This should be no problems at all and will make up for our loss from the last challenge" said Phineas who felt rather confident he learned them all.
"I can't even learn English and Spanish right, how the heck am I supposed to know this language right?!" cried Manny.
End of confessions.
About a few hours later it was finally time for the spelling bee which Chris and Chef were waiting in a safe area watching the contestants squirm over trying to learn the new language.
Confessions:
"This is going to be fun!" laughed Chris.
"No idea what they are getting themselves into!" laughed Chef.
End of confessions.
As the contestants got ready in their seating area the Klingon judges were gearing up for the first questions.
"Alright it's time for the spelling bee, whoever can spell the word water in Klingon will get a point" said the Klingon judge.
Phineas ends up buzzing in first for his team.
"Water in Klingon is spelled bIQ" said Phineas.
"Correct" laughed the Klingon judge who was rather impressed, "onward next word is roof, whoever can spell roof in Klingon will get a point for their team."
"Roof in Klingon is beb" said Hiro as he buzzed in for his team.
"Right" said the Klingon judge.
"Chef" whispered Chris, "none of them are getting the answers wrong, how the heck are we going to get them to mess things up?!"
"Don't ask me, you have your emergency call to that Mom" said Chef.
"Oh yea" laughed Chris.
Walt along with Larry and Igner were busy helping Mom do some chores on the main ship.
"Yes, what is it?" asked Walt.
"You three, start sabotaging those teams, none of them are getting a wrong answer how the heck am I going to have high ratings even with Batman and the Titans as participants and that Gunther penguin your Mom is helping out, get cracking and start making them mess up on purpose!" cried Chris.
"I see Chris isn't happy the contestants are not failing as he had hoped" said Mom as she overheard the phone conversation, "go ahead and cause trouble for him."
"Yes mother" laughed Walt.
As the three brothers went to work, the three teams were quickly tallying up points which didn't sit well with Chris as he knew this would be bad for his ratings.
"Where are those three?!" cried Chris as he was about to tear up some hair.
Walt soon arrived with his two brothers.
"About time!" cried Chris, "Go out there and try to pick off a team to ruin them, I don't care which one!"
Walt and his two brothers went to work by getting the hands on the words as a judge had them in his pocket, Walt took out the Klingon words and just made up whatever word possible. When Walt was finished he placed the list of words back into the judge's pocket with the judge not knowing he had been sabotaged.
"Alright, spell impossible in Klingon" said the Klingon judge.
"Uh, we never came up with that word" said Ferb.
"Which means the fun part finally gets around, because you did not answer a word right you'll get your chance to spin it on the wheel of dares" laughed Chris, "if you successfully finish off a dare you will get half a point to make up for the full point you didn't get."
Since Ferb failed to answer the word right for his team he ended getting up and spun the wheel where it landed on a dare for Ferb being challenging a large Klingon warrior.
"And you get to face the smell of what a Klingon athlete warrior reeks!" laughed Chris.
Ferb couldn't stand the stench and soon collapsed from it, soon Nigel had to face a dare after the judge gave another weird word they didn't know how to translate into Klingon. This time Nigel had to eat some disgusting meal that the Klingons all enjoyed eating Nigel tried being polite but soon had to leave for the restroom after tasting it. After contestant, after contestant fell for the odd words that Walt had added to the list everyone was about tired of the spelling bee.
Confessions:
"I don't want to do the spelling bee anymore" said Ilana who wasn't in the mood with her team falling behind the Mamma's Boy's.
"Wha, wha, wha" said Gunther who was still in the mood of translating more words into Klingon.
End of confessions.
"Well from the looks of it, the only team that seems to be the happiest is the Mamma's Boy's who'll win immunity!" laughed Chris, "The other two teams will be voting off someone!"
About an hour later it was a vote for the Delivery Squad between Ferb and Nigel and for the Bling Brigade, Hiro and Ilana.
"Well sounds like there are a lot of reasons why each of you are here, Ferb you and Phineas stated you claimed to have translated all of the Klingon words into English, Hiro you didn't answer them right and Ilana, no one likes a cry baby" laughed Chris, "last two marshmallows for the night go to Nigel and Hiro!"
"This is a sad turn of events" said Ferb.
"Time for you two to go!" laughed Chef.
Chef ends up shoving both Ferb and Ilana into the Escape Pod of Shame where he inputs the coordinates back to Earth and sends them off.
"Wow, wasn't that an interesting elimination, tune in next time for more here on Camp Drama Future Shock!" laughed Chris.
