I was on a small hiatus of my own, but MrSimonsMeatPies shoved me out of it.

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Chapter 29

The Joy's of Siblings

Dave yawned as he got home a little later that night, he was exhausted. He sighed as it wasn't from the last few hours. Turned out Carol had gotten home early, thankfully they'd managed to grab the clothes that had ditched and shove them back on just in time to look like they had just been aiming for a mild make-out session. Dave had thought he'd been sexually frustrated before he and Kurt had been intimate, bot had he been wrong. One of these days were just running off somewhere.

"Hello, David," beamed Hiram from where he could hear music playing from the living room.

"Hey," smiled Dave as he walked into the living room and sat down, "Rach and Finn still studying?"

"I believe so, they came down a few minutes ago for something to drink," said Hiram, "I never did get to ask, how was your guys' cabin trip?"

"Same as always, someone broke something, another puked, people got lost, and people burst into song," smiled Dave, "It's nice."

"I'm glad to hear… how are things with you and Kurt?" asked Hiram.

"…. What's the real question?" asked Dave, Hiram was always more talkative when he was trying to get at something.

"Do you know if Rachel and Finn are sexually active?" asked Hiram, Dave blinked rapidly, he had not expected that, "I just want to make sure their safe. I like Finn, but right now is not an appropriate time for her to have a baby…"

"… I ohm… I think that's more something you should ask her… I mean I don't exactly ask her that stuff," Dave felt like his heart was being stabbed, he didn't want to lie to Hiram, but he didn't want to tell him stuff that wasn't his business, "In fact, hold on one second."

"David, I don't want…" Hiram faded away as Dave dashed to the stairs and straight to Rachel's room.

"Whoa! Dude, knock," said Finn from where he and Rachel had been making out, and Rachel pulled her pillow over her chest.

"… you dad's asking me if you two are having sex," said Dave, not really caring at this second about the couples various parts of undress.

"He's what?" asked Rachel, wide eyed, relaxing the pillow and grabbing her shirt.

"Dude, seriously…. " said Finn, holding a pillow up over Rachel.

"Really?" asked both Rachel and Dave at the same time, it took Finn a moment before he dropped the pillow at the sudden thought.

"I think you should talk to him… as it could have been him who walked in here," said Dave, indicating towards the two.

"He said he was going to the store," said Rachel, fixing her hair as she headed passed Dave.

"Couldn't this have waited… I don't know towards the point where you didn't rush in here like a crazy person," said Finn, getting up.

"I'm not Hiram, but if I was, I'd appreciate you telling him with Rachel," shrugged Dave, watching as Finn headed after Rachel before pulling out his phone.

Group: Gleekz (Minus Finn and Rach): Finchel tellin Berrys Bout Sexlife.

PucKerUp: TAPE IT!

Kurt Babe: Really… you left here 4 that?... Listen In!

Dave casually listened in, but it was nothing epic or unusual… actually it was unusual how calm Hiram was about the whole thing. It was a definite let down and as he typed that to his friends once he reached his room, he was suddenly bored. There had been something he'd been meaning to do that he'd forgotten on the way home. Homework? No, it was Thursday and nothing was due till Monday. Sexting? Hell no, Never AGAIN. Calling? That was it, Azimio… He'd asked him to call him when he got home. Dave looked at the clock and cursed as he dialed on his phone.

"Hey man, sorry I'm calling so late, got distracted. What's up?" asked Dave as started picking up his room, I need to stop putting this off.

"Nothing, just playing Halo with Anderson and some of the crew," said Azimio, Dave heard music from the game in the background.

"Hey!" came Blaine's voice, Dave was curious for a moment, but moved on.

"You said you wanted me to call you?" asked Dave, wondering why he hadn't been invited to a mini Halo night.

"Yeah, I was gonna invite you over but Ma wants everyone gone in an hour, so it's pretty pointless, man… but I had a favor to ask this weekend… wanna come over and sort some shit out of my attic with me?" asked Azimio, Dave heard a comment in the background, "Shut up…. Anyway man, you in?"

"Why are you asking me?" asked Dave, not that he minded, but still.

"Cause you're my boy, and half that shit it going to be either embarrassing or a trip and if I get all weepy and emotional I need someone who will mock me properly, not some of these pansy asses, who can't shoot a grenade to save their life, literally," snapped Azimio, Dave knew he was yelling at one of the guys.

"You know I'll be there, what time?" asked Dave with a chuckle.

"After school tomorrow we can start and you can crash… it'll be like… an adventure sleep over…. Dude I am going to fuck this Anderson bitch up… one my joke dude, one more…. Dude I'll call you back, I have to kill Anderson," said Azimio, and the phone hung up.

"Hey Dave?" asked Rachel leaning in, "You busy?"

"Nope, just wondering is Z meant Blaine or Blaine's video character," shrugged Dave at a confused looking Rachel, "What's up?"

"I was wondering if I could borrow your car tomorrow, Daddy's taking mine to Burt's tomorrow because it's acting up and I kind of wanted to go…" Dave cut her off and smiled, he really didn't care what she did so long as she wasn't running people over.

"Sure, but you have to drop me off at Z's, I'm crashing over there so he can rummage through his old junk," said Dave with a shrug.

"Thanks," smiled Rachel, giving Dave a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

"Ohm… thanks, it was wasn't hug or kiss worthy, but cool," said Dave as Rachel beamed at him.

"No, thanks for not just telling my dad and not telling me… so many people do that, and it's nice that you didn't…. also thanks for not posting it on Facebook," smiled Rachel slightly.

"…. Who?"

"Noah…. It's already got WAY too many comments," sighed Rachel, she glared slightly, "However, after that moment; I feel I should tell you… Finn's not too happy about the mass texts… so be prepared to have to talk to Burt very soon."

"He wouldn't," said Dave, eyes wide.

"I don't know, he was pretty upset…. Night Davey," smiled Rachel, closing his door.

.=.=.

"I Can't believe you did that," glared Kurt at Finn as they drove to school.

"Your boyfriend texted everyone," said Finn, "It was revenge… and you didn't have to yell about your binder to change the subject."

"Finn… you told our parents that Dave and I are sexually active… that does not by no means qualify as 'equal' to my boyfriend talking to OUR friends about what they ALREADY know. No Dad's making up excuses so I can't go out with my boyfriend this Saturday."

"You're grounded for lying to him about your Christmas Vacation," said Finn.

"That's fine Finn…. They fact you lied and didn't get grounded will be my winning argument…. And what is with this grounding thing… first this summer…" Kurt grumbled.

"You told my mom her jeans made her ass look big," said Finn.

"I never used those words!" yelled Kurt in defense, "I just got WAY to into Project Runway, okay… besides we were both grounded this summer."

"Graceland was stupid… and Disneyland was your fault," said Finn as they pulled into the school parking lot.

"My fault! You didn't have to punch Peter Pan in the face," said Kurt as he got out of his car.

"He grabbed your ass, I was defending you… besides, you bitch slapped Ariel," scoffed Finn.

"She was trying to seduce you, I was protecting you AND Rachel… either way, we are banned from Disneyland…. How was this relevant to you telling our parents about my sex life?" asked Kurt.

"…. You guys are banned from Disneyland?" asked Puck, with a smirk, "Badass.."

"Wait… you told them? Why would you do that… I at least warned you guys," glared Dave as he stared at Finn, Kurt smirked at Finn's suddenly alarmed face.

"I ohm… I was angry," said Finn, "And I kind of forgot that part."

"Seems like the start to yet another wonderful non-drama filled day," smiled Mercedes warily as she headed off with Kurt to first hour.

"So… you and Sam… duet today?" asked Kurt after a few awkward seconds.

"He asked me if I wanted to sing… and we've never actually sang together for class… so I agreed… and anytime I can pull a Mariah song… well… you know I am not turning that down," smiled Mercedes, "We're doing and edited version of One Sweet Day… as an acoustic duet."

"I can't wait," smiled Kurt.

Choir came faster than he'd expected and Kurt happily sat next to Dave at the top of the risers. Kurt watched Sam pull out his guitar and start strumming as a tester while Mercedes told them the song. Kurt wondered how they were planning on editing the song when Sam started to play the song and start off the ballad.

'Baby, I have to tell you, all I wanted to say.

Before it's too late to hold you. '

Before you've flown away, so far away,' sang Sam, the music a tad faster on the acoustic as Mercedes took over.

'Never, Have I imagined, yeah, living without your smile.

Feelin' and knowing you hear me.

It keeps me alive. Alive!' sang Mercedes, Kurt was pretty sure he wasn't the only one feeling all aflutter as they two looked into each other's eyes as the both sang together.

'And I know god is shining down on us from Heaven,

For so many loves we've lost along the way,

And I know eventually we'll be together.

One sweet day,' the editing was perfectly timed.

"I approve of this editing," said Blaine in a whisper too Puck next to them.

"Our songs gonna blow them away," replied Puck with a smirk, Kurt shook his head and looked at the two.

"What?" asked Kurt, looking at Puck.

"Shh, no spoilers," said Blaine, Puck nodded and shrugged.

"Dave?" whispered Kurt, who was glared at by Rachel, he sighed and smiled a little more contently as Sam and Mercedes finished their song.

"Guys, that was brilliant! Great editing, and great chemistry," beamed Mr. Schue as they all clapped, "I really can't wait to hear all the rest of you, it's going to be pretty hard to top."

"We got this," smirked Puck, beaming at Blaine.

"Puck and Blaine are singing together," said Mike raised a brow at Kurt, who shrugged, "Something's up."

Dave was more than happy to get out of school, between the drama that would be him talking to Burt tomorrow night and Mike and Sam's conspiracy theories about Blaine and Puck…. Dave was indeed looking forward to some hang time with Azimio, they hadn't really talked much since the first few weeks and Dave missed him.

"Am I dropping you off or are you riding with Azimio?" asked Rachel, running up behind Dave and looping around to cut him off.

"Ohm, I don't know… I was actually headed over to ask him," said Dave, trying to figure out her hurry.

"Oh sorry, I'll come with," smiled Rachel, following him.

"… okay… ohm, hey… am I riding with you?" asked Dave, he was actually wondering if maybe he should know what was being done with his jeep.

"That's cool," shrugged Azimio.

"Oh good… can I have the keys?" asked Rachel, Dave was starting to get worried now.

"Women, calm yourself, let me get my stuff… what are you doing with my jeep anyways?" asked Dave, Rachel looked suspicious, "Are you killing somebody?"

"No," said Rachel with an eye roll as Dave gave her they keys after opening up the jeep, "Finn and I have a date and Kurt won't let him use the car… and we're having dinner out of town…"

"…. If you deflower my jeep I will be very upset," said Dave seriously, "That is my jeep and if it's to be deflowered in ANY way, that is my privilege only."

"… we will not be having sex in your car," glared Rachel as she stormed into the cat in a huff.

"They're going to take your jeeps virginity?" asked Kurt, with a smirk as he walked up to Dave, "You'd think the gas nozzle had already done that."

"Corny joke, really? But seriously, if anybody should be doing anything in that car, it should be us," sighed Dave, yanking his bag over his shoulder.

"Well she's still waiting for Finn, we could got violate the back seat at least," smirked Kurt with a playful sound in his voice.

"Don't tempt me," smiled Dave, kissing Kurt's lips gently just as horns beeped.

"Jesus!" yelled Dave, glaring over to where Azimio was at the horn.

"Okay!" yelled Kurt, snapping to look where Sam was in the Cadillac riding shotgun.

"See you tomorrow baby," smiled Dave with a sigh as he leaned in again.

"Call me later, hun," smiled Kurt, kissing Dave a little deeper this time.

"Somewhere behind a bush is a pervert whacking off," said Santana walking by them holding Brittany's hand.

"I had something to respond, but I'll save t for later, night, love you," smiled Kurt as he headed towards where Sam was leaning out the window.

"Love you," smiled Dave as he jogged over to Azimio's jeep, "What?"

"Nothing, I was just waiting for you to turn around and 'gaze' at each other longingly," said Azimio after Dave got in the car.

"Dude, you have no idea," said Dave with a small smile as he watched Kurt wave at him.

TBC