Suicide Squad: Ballroom Blitz
Chapter 29 - Enceinte, Part 2
Author's Note: A bit of a warning... I never really read a lot of DC comic books as a kid, so instead, I watched the cartoons and tv shows and animated/live-action movies and whatnot.
So, there may be certain times in the story where the characters may seem OOC, and for that, I do apologize, cause I am simply going from what I've seen on film and television, as well as the Internet.
Also, thank you so much to everyone who's been enjoying the story and leaving reviews, I really appreciate it!
Disclaimer: Warner Bros. and DC are the rightful owners of "Suicide Squad", the DCEU, its characters, etc, and I am the rightful owner of this story, the characters I create, etc.
Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh
Andy? Yeah
Mick? Okay
Alright fellas, let's go!
"Hiya, boys, how's it hanging?" said Harley, entering a conference room, where a group of the Joker's more smarter henchmen were creating their next scheme.
One of them, whose name was Ricardo, said, "Look, Harley, the Boss is already on his way here. I don't think he would be very happy if he found out that we all got hurt by his little sweetheart."
In a sweet and affectionate tone, Harley said, "Oh, sweet lil' Ricky, I'm not gonna hurt anyone in here."
"You're not?"
Harley shook her head, and he let out a sigh of relief.
"No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna hurt you... I'm gonna kill you."
Oh it's been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
My dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
"I am getting sick and tired of having to fight all you assholes!" yelled Deadshot as he wrestled and fought with some of Joker's thugs, as well as delivering head-shots.
The one that he was fighting at the moment said, "I hope you know that he's on his way here, asshole, and he's gonna beat the shit out of you once he finds out what you're doing here."
Boom!
As the body fell to the ground, Deadshot said, "That's what I'm hoping to, but I'm gonna kick his ass first. Who wants to die next?!"
Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact
His eyes are as red as the sun
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
At one point, Deadshot and Harley ran into each other, and they quickly kissed each other passionately.
Once they pulled apart, before heading another way, she cried, "Remember your promise to me, Shot!"
"Don't worry, I got it!" yelled Deadshot, going in the opposite direction.
Oh yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
Once the rest of the Squad showed up (minus Katana and Diablo, as well as June, who had been dropped off back home), Boomerang pulled out his weapons. "All right, Flag, what's the plan this time?"
With a grin, Flag said, "Just fight and kill as much thugs as you can, and survive."
"Ha-ha, see?" laughed Boomerang. "Now you're starting to speak my type of language!"
"Are you two gonna keep talking all night?" cried Killer Croc, who was already dealing with the more larger thugs.
"Point taken," said Boomerang, who started running forward. "It's game time, assholes!"
Rick just shook his head, and laughed. I still do not know what the hell is wrong with these people.
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
After doing away with several thugs in another room, with just one left, Harley used her bat to knock the motorcycle helmet off of the thug's head, and was about to shoot at his forehead when...
"Holy smokes! Jason?"
"Harley?" It was the young man that she had talked to back in San Francisco. "Wow, I almost didn't recognize you."
"What do you mean? It hasn't been that long since I saw you."
Jason replied, "I guess so, but your face looks... all happy and glowing and stuff... and your, um, things look-"
"All right, I get it," laughed Harley. "Come here, handsome."
She offered her hand to him, and Jason took it, but then, as she pulled him over to her, the former psychiatrist delivered a solid (but not too damaging) headbutt to Jason's skull, knocking him out cold.
After making sure that he was still alive, Harley looked around to make sure no one else was around, and began to try and find a safe place for him.
"So, how's your little daughter? Good? What about Pamela, she still making her little special dinner thing? Cause that was so delicious the last time I had it..."
Oh reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you
"Ready for Round 3, bitch?" said Jonny T. "And I see that you didn't bring your little whore this time."
"You're gonna pay for almost killing my son, Jonny," said Rick. "Cause this is the last time you and I are gonna see each other."
Jonny laughed, and said, "Eh, I lived my life, but if I go, I'm taking you with me."
"Well, then shut the fuck up for once, and let's finish this!"
And the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is everyone's woman
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
"Harley, behind you!"
Boom!
Looking back at her boyfriend, Harley said, "We got to stop meeting like this."
"Just remember what you promised me. Clown Boy should be here soon."
She was about to leave when she noticed that Deadshot was putting on his mask. "Pussy."
"Do not make me knock your ass out right now, Harley."
Harley laughed, and she gave him a wink, saying, "Later, handsome."
Oh yeah! It was electric
So perfectly hectic
And the band started leaving
'Cause they all stopped breathing
"Yo, Croc, heads up!"
Crunch! Whack! Wham!
"Thanks, Captain," said Croc. "You know, I almost kinda see you as a friend."
"Really?" Boomerang began to chuckle. "Aw, thanks for saying that... now I won't have to tell Katana to turn you into a bunch of wallets and satchels and stuff."
"Don't push it, asshole."
"Right, sorry, my bad..."
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
As he continued to go up to the higher levels, hoping that the Joker would be in the one place where it all started, Deadshot remembered what the young man, Allen, had told him.
"I ain't letting the Joker live and have you die, Harley," said Deadshot, talking to himself. "After tonight, I'm sending his ass straight to hell."
Oh yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Right when it seemed like Rick was about to finish Jonny off, the Joker's right-hand man went for a low blow, and he connected. "Serves you right, asshole."
As Rick collapsed to the ground, Jonny stepped back a few feet, and began to prepare a small grenade. "Oh, and don't worry, I'll make sure to pay your little bitch a visit!"
I don't think so!
The solider reached for his gun while Jonny got ready to throw the explosive, but all of a sudden, the grenade went off, and luckily, Boomerang was nearby to pull Rick away from the explosion.
"Holy shit!" cried Boomerang, once he and Rick were at a safe spot. "I didn't know an explosive could be that big from something as tiny as that! It even looked like that one time when Di-"
Rick coughed, and as he began to stand up, he said, "Later, Boomerang, all right? We still aren't done yet."
As they walked away, the smoke from the explosion began rising up and entering the vents. I'm coming, Harley!
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
After seeing that the door was locked, Harley used her mallet to create a large hole that was wide enough to let her unlock the door.
"Hello?" called out Harley, as she saw that the room was completely in darkness.
She searched for the light switch, and after she found it, Harley turned on the lights, and saw that only one person was in the room.
"Well, what do you know? I've missed you, my luscious and beautiful queen."
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Deadshot was about to reach the level where the Chemical Vat room was at when, suddenly, a portal of white, electrical energy appeared in front of him.
What the hell?
"Lawton! Lawton!" A voice cried out.
Deadshot couldn't see who was talking, but he could have sworn that the voice was familiar.
"Go find Harley! You have to find her now before it's too late! Turn back and save her! Find Harley!"
Before Deadshot could say or do anything, the electrical portal suddenly vanished into thin air, leaving him alone again.
Turning around, the assassin began to head back down, thinking, Don't worry, Harley, I'm coming!
Harley was up against the wall as the Joker slowly approached her, with one of his hands holding a pistol.
"You know, Harley, it didn't have to be this way..." said the Joker. "You could've lived happily ever after with me for all eternity... but now, you ran off to Floyd, made love with him, and made him a proud father."
Harley's face suddenly went pale.
"Oh? Have you not told him yet? Huh... I guess June was right, then, but I could have sworn that you told him."
She replied, "I was... going to... wait for the right... moment..."
Joker began to laugh, saying, "Aw, how romantic of you, Harley... I almost sort of wish you could have done the same for me... but I guess that, now, it's too late for that to happen."
He was now in front of her, and he saw that she was starting to cry. "So, in the meantime, before Floyd eventually finds his way in here... what to do with you?"
Harley was about to say something, but the Joker quickly taped her mouth shut. "Nope, you lost your chance to speak after leaving me to rot in that wretched asylum, Dr. Quinn... now it's my turn."
With a smile, the Joker put away his weapon (for the time being), and he began to fondle with her breasts. "Let's go over the options, shall we? Do you want me to go with number one?"
As he traveled through the vents, Diablo tried listening for Harley's voice.
I know I just heard her voice a few minutes ago!
From what God had told him, he needed to find her fast.
"Wow, these feel a lot bigger since last time... so, no, not this?"
Harley shook her head, and the Joker brought his hands down so that he could start groping her rear end. "Option Two, maybe?"
She started to cry a little harder, but still shook her head.
Where the hell could she be at? thought Deadshot, running as fast as possible while searching for Harley and listening for her voice.
"Harley!"
"Wow, I'm surprised..." The Joker began to laugh, and went to another area. "Option Three?"
Letting out screams of pain, Harley's sobs grew louder and more intense.
Wait a minute... (gasp) she's in there!
Harley began praying in her mind. Please don't let my nightmare come true!
"Still stubborn after all this time..." The Joker shook his head, and pulled back out his gun, aiming it straight at her stomach. "How about my final option?"
She shook her head, and the Joker began to laugh, unaware of the fact that the room was starting to go dark. "We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen!"
And then, all of a sudden, everything happened at once.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
"Harley!"
Boom!
Author's Post-Note: Some men just want to watch the world burn ;)
