Hey people! I'm back. I'm happy that I have this much free time on my hands because I have time to write this. The teachers at my school give absurd amounts of homework out on weekends. I can only hope that The Steelers win their game or else our science homework will doub- Sorry for the life story. I'm just feelin' lonely. I scared my little sister into my room and I want to watch some Hetalia, but I know you guys are over here, anxious to read and I don't want my selfish pleasures to corrupt my desire for writ- Okay, that's enough! (I've been reading too much Elizabethan London books)
I don't own the 39 Clues. If I did, I'd own Hetalia too.
Chapter 20 (Ignore the first part. I'm just tryin' to get in character.)
Scumbag Evan's POV
DAR DAR DAR. My name's Evan Tolliver. I'm scared to eat churros because my cousin told me that they are Guinea Pig legs. My real name is Herp Derp. I was so ugly as a child, the doctor slapped my mom on the face instead of me on the butt.
The REAL Scumbag Evan's POV
That idiot! How dare he make me seem like some type of man-whore!
"Evan," Amy started. "What the heck is he talking about?"
"Like he said," I could feel my eye twitching. "It's nothing you should be worried about, babe." I feel really bad.
"A-Are you hiding something from me?" she asked me. I looked down at her and she was looking up at me with pleading eyes.
"Nothing you should be worried about." I said again. I quickly looked away from her eyes.
"Okay then, fine. It's nothing I should be worried about." Amy said in a mocking tone and then she stomped angrily out of the door.
Then Sinead walked into the CCC. She glared at me and then made her way to one of the computers.
"Sinead, I know this a stupid question for me to ask, but I just wanted to ask you. It's about Amy. I'm having relationship problems."
There was a moment of silence and then Sinead slammed her hand on the table.
"…..You sorry excuse for a human being….. You dare ask me for tips on with your relationships? Remember the last time?! The LAST time you asked me for tips on your relationship with my best friend? Now it's the reason why you have relationship problems. Don't you understand?! I can't have a normal conversation with Amy anymore. My guilt is probably written all over my face! I can't look her in the eye anymore."
What the heck?! Did she just watch a whole season's worth of Days of our Lives or something because she sounds ready to try out for a soap opera.
"Wha- calm down, Sinead. It was just a kiss. I'm just asking you for a favor."
"Just a kiss? Just a kiss?" Sinead turned around slowly. I could practically feel an icy cold blanket cover the room.
And just my luck. Not only did the subject of the kiss come in, Natalie, Dan, and Stacy have apparently decided to make a guest appearance on the melancholy that is my life.
Tune in Next Time on Love Triangle, when Tolliver gets his a** kicked.
I hope you liked this chapter. Sorry if it sucks or if it has any grammar errors, it's 7:35 (Don't laugh) and I'm feeling really drowsy.
Oh and, uh sorry for making Evan so out of character throughout this whole story. I'm trying to make him into the likeness of one of the most obnoxious characters in my favorite anime. That's right. I'm turning Evan Tolliver into America from Hetalia. The way Evan was described by the authors is very much like America. Except for his personality. The looks match, though (But Evan is obviously not as attractive as America. I'm crazy). But I don't think that Evan eats as much junk food as Amer- NEVERMIND! I need to take a break from Hetalia for a while. I've become officially OBSESSED. So I'll take a break, only for the sake of the people I talk to. Even if it means getting a low history grade in the future, I'll risk it. I honestly nobody wants to be my friend anymore because I randomly yel "PASTA!" all the time in a obsessive manner.
…Sorry for the life story.
