Chapter 29- The Finale
Hong Meiling, not paying attention to the gate, was playing with a green yo-yo. She wasn't using it very well as she was yet to pull the green ball back up to her hand, not even once. After the 64th attempt, she growled and chucked the green plastic toy through the dark trees in a distance.
"This job is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!", Hong moaned as she sat next to the iron gate. "I wish there was at least a nice-looking guy that visited".
"Uh miss? Is this Remilia's castle?"
Hong looked up to see a handsome, blonde elf warrior in a green tunic with a shield and sword on his back. She was left speechless as she stared at this handsome man.
"To answer your question yes", Lucario answered Link's question. "And where did Luigi go?"
"Doesn't matter, Lady Yuyuko, what are we doing here again?" Youmu asked.
Yuyuko put her hand on her lips, "To be honest, I can't remember..."
Link, Youmu, and Lucario fell, face first, on the dirt.
"Remilia left to fight some crystal dude guy... I don't know, but she's gone", Hong answered.
She walked away from the ghost and she put her arm around Link nearby.
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP Link!" Hong greeted.
"Uh hello", Link answered.
"Could you be the Link to MY world?" she asked.
Lucario tried not to laugh, but he couldn't help himself.
"Pardon?" Link respond.
"Hey sexies! dudes!" a metal man yelled, opening the gate with Yukari behind him.
Youmu and Yuyuko glared at Metal Mario as he smiled back at them.
"Metal Mario", Lucario and Link replied simultaneously.
"How is everybody? Great? Awesome? Superb? I don't care... I'M IN MARIO KART 8!" he bragged as he danced.
"Can you die? I... I.. just want to know", Youmu asked pulling out her katana.
"Sorry sweat heart, I'm made of 100% Metal, killing me is COMPLETELY impossible!"
"Don't you mean 'sweetheart'?"
"You have to be sweet to be called that!"
"Son of a -" Youmu growled as she prepared her katana but was stopped by Yuyuko.
Link heard slime popping behind him. He turned around to see two red lights glowing in the trees in a distance. He left Hong grasp and he examined what he saw. The two red lights went out from under the trees to show Shadow Mario dragging his paintbrush with an iron bade coming out of the end of it, bleeding blue blood from his several wounds with a lost right arm and left foot. A chunk of his face was gone, revealing his jaw bone.
"What the Ruppees?" Link wondered as he pulled out his sword. This alerted Youmu so she prepared her katana.
"I'm lucky I lived that stupid soul ninja's ice, but I will claim victory! Starting with you Mario!" Shadow Mario yelled angerly.
"Hey idiot, I'm METAL Mario. Didn't the metal give you a hint?" Metal Mario mocked.
"Don't mock him, we had enough problems this week", Koakuma told Metal Mario as she walked through the gate next to him.
A window smashed into a million pieces, alarming everyone but Shadow Mario, Yoshi and Wario fell through it and landed on, yes, ON Lucario. Lucario struggled to grasp some air.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who's up for round two?" Wario yelled.
"Yoshi ready for some epicness!" Yoshi replied then he faced Shadow Mario, a couple of feet away. "Hello!"
Shadow Mario swung his brush as Yoshi barely dodged the blade. Yoshi answered the attack with an uppercut, a splat of blue blood filled his arm as Shadow Mario flew in the air and landed on the dirt away from him.
"What crawled up blue man's butt and died?" Yoshi asked. Yoshi put his hand up high as Wario hi-fived him.
Mario, Reisen, Sub-Zero, and Ermac prepared themselves as they faced the evil Koopa King floating off the ground.
"Four against one? That seems unfair..." Bowser stated.
"HE'S TALKING TO US RIGHT?" Ermac asked.
"Shut up", Sub-Zero snapped.
Bowser put his arm out as green souls left his palm and on to the ground next to him. The brick ground turned from grey to green in a matter of moments and a figure emerged from the ground. A lizard looking man emerged from the ground dressed in green covered with slime and saliva. Sub-Zero and Ermac backed up couple steps in presence of this weird being.
"AND BRINGING YOUR SPECIES BACK WASN'T ENOUGH?" Ermac yelled as he charged a Forceball.
"The Mushroom Kingdom will be a lovely place for my people to expand!" Reptile yelled.
"Greedy bastard-"
"HEY!" Mario snapped at Sub-Zero. "Don't forget the rating of this story!"
"My bad".
"Hold on folks! The show is not over yet!" Bowser yelled as he threw another portal of matter on the ground next to Reptile. Emerging from the ground shook Sub-Zero's spine as he was in presence of this figure. The man was completely black and he dressed like Sub-Zero.
"I got to call Scorpion, I can't fight Noob to save my life. He'll spam the teleport!", Sub-Zero suggested as he pulled out his flip phone. "Darn, no signal..."
"This should be fun", Noob Saibot replied.
"YOU FAILED ME AGAIN TRACFONE!" Sub-Zero screamed in disgust.
"Sorry Bowser... but you've lost this match too!" Mario alerted the koopa king.
"But the match hasn't begun!" Bowser questioned.
Mario snapped his fingers to get a chew toy (Luigi edition!) and he threw it at the green soul ninja. Reptile caught it and began to chew violently on it. This made him walk away and vanish from the battle.
"What the-" Bowser gasped.
Mario threw an apple pie at Noob and the soul ninja caught it. After taking a bite, Noob was satisfied and left in a flash. Leaving the Koopa King by himself.
"But-"
"But nothing. These past few years fighting you were a great waste Bowser. Not trying to be rude, but I'm being honest. Why do you continue to fight me? It's not a bad thing to never give up, but face the facts. You're never going to get the princess from my cold dead hands *whisper* Well not anymore anyways.Run the kingdom you are ruling now, they need a king-" Mario told the Bowser but was then interrupted by Remilia when she tackled the koopa.
Mario, Reisen, Sub-Zero, and Ermac covered their eyes to hide the image of Remilia biting Bowser's neck sucking all the blood the king had. They heard the lord screaming in horror and wet blood pouring on the ground. The group uncovered their eyes to see Remilia, covered in blood, approach them.
"I feel good!" the devil told them.
"You've done well Ms. Scarlet!" Mario replied.
"Sooooo no more Bowser then?" Reisen asked.
"No more of the Koopa's trash!"
"So we can finally go home!" Remilia yelled as she flew above Mario and fell into his arms. "Can you take me home?"
"NO NO NO NOOOOO!" Seija screamed as she approached the lifeless Koopa King. "YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSE TO DIE! BOO! BOOOOO! YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN!"
Remilia flew away from the crowd to approach a loose wall.
"I can't believe he lost to a bunch of losers like you! NO NO NO!" she continued as she rapidly punched Ermac's stomach.
"WE KINDA LIKE THIS!" Ermac replied as he continued to watch the little girl punch him.
"Aren't you married?" Mario asked.
"LIFE'S HARD" Ermac replied.
A whole brick wall 4 feet wide fell down and crushed Seija. The only thing left of her was a puddle of blood.
"OHHH!" Mario gasped. Reisen covered her mouth. Remilia flew towards them smiling. "All done!"
"Yeah... uhhh... let's go home!" Mario demanded.
Upon their arrival to Remilia's mansion, they saw Shadow Mario in a boiling pot of water next to Hong.
"Hong, what's the meaning of this?" Remilia asked.
"Sup, just cooking this blue blob! You're welcome!" Hong answered.
Yoshi and Wario ran out to meet up with Mario.
"Welcome back!" Yoshi yelled as Wario gave Mario a nuggie. Metal Mario, Yukari, Sakuya, Link, Lucario, Youmu, Yuyuko, Waluigi, Patchouli, Koakuma, Eirin, and Swan came out of the mansion after.
"So... it's all over then?" Metal Mario asked.
"Yep, we can all go back to our games! Most of us", Mario replied.
"Thank Raiden! Yoshi is very hungry!" Yoshi groaned. "Party in Remilia's mansion!"
Everyone cheered as everyone ran inside besides Mario, Reisen, Ermac, Swan, Metal Mario, and an angry Remilia.
"No! Unacceptable!" she growled. Before she left, she turned and faced Mario. "Well, this has certainly been fun. Hope we meet again soon!" She flew close to him and kissed him on the cheek. Mario blushed as Reisen glared at him.
"I'll look for time to come over!" he replied. Remilia smiled and flew back to her mansion.
Swan flew over to Ermac.
"Freaky dude, have we met before?" Swan asked.
Ermac put his hand out and took the Swooper's soul out. Mario jumped.
"DON'T DO THAT!" Mario screamed.
Swan turned into a regular purple swooper.
"I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY SWAN, MY DAUGHTER WANTED A GIFT FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND I BROUGHT YOU BACK INTO THIS WORLD. YOU ESCAPED AND BECAME A GUARD FOR BOWSER *whisper* WHICH I FORGOT TO TAKE HIS SOUL GOSH DARN IT. I APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING YOU GO THROUGH PAIN YOU DIDN'T DESERVE", Ermac apologized.
"Freaky dude..." Swan continued. "I hate you... SO FREAKIN MUCH!" Swan clawed Ermac and carried him to the forest.
Mario stood watching the little bat carry the red soul ninja to the forest.
"Well Mario bro, this is a good-bye! I'll see you far behind me in Mario Kart!" Metal Mario teased as he pat Mario on the back and went back inside.
"Good-bye".
Mario turned and faced Reisen, who was smiling at him.
"So what do you want to do now?" he asked her.
Reisen ran and jumped into his arms.
"I feel like dancing, but I don't want to dance alone!" she giggled.
Mario smiled and he carried the lunar rabbit inside.
"Wait..." Mario stopped. "Where's Luigi?"
