"You guys know it's dangerous to go to the Grand Line with this situation." Nami warned us, taking our attention before Luffy piped in.
"You're right, first get some meats would be great." He exclaimed before eating the apple core. "We got nothing to eat except for apples, and that's not a very good news." He added.
"We also need some sake too!" Zoro said. "And we need sweets, coffees and takoyakis too." I continued, only got hit by apples by Nami. I caught it with ease while Zoro didn't lucky this time and hit his chin, and about to get thrown to the sea but get caught by Luffy and ate it.
"That's not what I meant!" Nami scolded us, "Grand Line is the most dangerous place in this world!" she exclaimed, "Besides, for getting the One Piece, we would be dealing with powerful Pirates! And of course all of them have strong ships!" she finished.
"We also need another Nakamas to join," Luffy exclaimed.
In other words, they all talking about how dangerous Grand Line for us with our current conditions.
"We also need a Cook and a Musician!" Luffy said, making Zoro laughed and Nami sweat-dropped at him.
"Don't worry Luffy, we will got one and the Musician will be a talking skeleton." I grinned and resulting a happy Luffy and weird looks from both Zoro and Nami. "What? It will happen eventually!" I argued.
"You guys really are idiots." Nami face-palmed.
After an hour or so, we finally docked on an island, and I'm sure it's Gecko Island. Both Zoro and I stretched, as I'm not really used to sea journeys, so yeah. My body feels like being crushed by Luffy, really stiff.
But then both Zoro and I felt a presence of something was around us, Zoro put a hand on his katanas and warned both Nami and Luffy, but then Luffy was attacked by some… I dunno, bullets? Thankfully Luffy has the same instinct as animal so he could miss all of them.
After it's over, pirate flags were appeared and making Luffy excited, I was sweat-dropping until I heard a voice piped in from on top of the cliff.
That is definitely Usopp.
Then he says stuff like he have many followers and stuffs, making Luffy shocked about it and I shook my head.
"You're lying right?" I asked.
"Yikes! I've been found out!" he yelled, "You said it yourself." I sweat-dropped.
"What?! He's lying?!"
"And there are three kids here too right?" I smirked, making the kids stood up and exclaimed they're been found out before running away, making me laughed. I crouched down and taking one of the bullets, I brushed of the sands and look at it. Pretty cool for souvenir, so I put it inside of my pocket before turning back to Usopp, who was bracing an attack using his pachinko to us.
And then Luffy was making some cool impression at Usopp, using Shanks' words ten years ago. I secretly squealed a bit and took a picture of it, making Nami and Zoro were looking at me with weird look.
"What? He looks so badass; plus he's my brother." I replied, both of them just shook their head and sighed heavily, I stuck out my tongue at them before turning to Usopp.
"Besides, we're real Pirates ya' know." I warned and smirked at him, hand on my bo staff while Zoro smirked too and put a hand on his katanas.
There was a pause for a moment until Usopp gave up and fell on his knees.
"I knew it, the real Pirates really are have a way to turn back their words…" Usopp sighed, making the three of us look at each other and laughed.
"We only copied it." Luffy told him, "Eh?"
"We copied it from Shanks." I echoed back and grinned.
"S-Shanks?! You know that 'Akagami' Shanks, the infamous Pirate?" Usopp asked, looking surprised.
"Yep, your dad is Yasopp right?" both Luffy and I asked, resulting the long-nosed teen exclaimed in surprised and happiness but he sled down from the cliff in front of us. He sat down and telling us that Yasopp is his dad, "But how did you know that?" he asked.
In the end, Usopp showed us the way to a restaurant and we were eating right now. Luffy and Flame were eating meats, Usopp was eating too, Nami just finished eating, Zoro was drinking his booze, and I was eating a cake. Takao was searching for his own food in the woods so he's not here to eat together with us.
Then both Luffy and Usopp were talking about how we knew Yasopp, how great he is, and how Luffy got stuck inside of a glass stein, and stuffs.
"Yeah, Yasopp-san was always talking about you until both of ours' ears hurt." I piped in, "And he also has great skill at shooting too!" I continued. We talked again for a moment until name breaks our conversation.
"Do you have any friend in this village that knows how to sail and have big ship?" Nami asked.
"Well, as you can see, this is a small village." Usopp replied, "Sorry but we can't fulfill your request." He added.
"I saw a mansion on top of that hill ya' know." Zoro suddenly piped in, shocking Usopp. Then he yelled at us for not going there and stood up, telling us he has business and telling us to eat as many as we want before he grabs his bag and ran outside. Nami looking at the door for a moment as Luffy took a bite of the apple he grabs; I turned back to my cake and eat more of it while Zoro continued eating his boozes.
There was a peaceful pause.
"Usopp Pirates are here!"
Until certain brats break it.
"C-Captain Usopp is not here!" "Hey Pirates! Where is Captain Usopp?! What have you done to our Captain Usopp?!" the three brats yelled at us, we were staring at the brats until Luffy piped in.
"Haah! What a great meal!" he exclaimed, making the kids trembled in fear and started assuming that we eat him, Nami and I giggled at their simple-head.
"Wh-What have you done?!" they asked. I rest my chin on my palm and both Zoro and I were making scary face with smirks.
"If you want to know what happened to your Captain…" Zoro started and evil smirked wider, shadows on half of his face,
"…we already ate him." I finished, with the same wide evil smirked as Zoro's and shadows on half of my face. "And you guys would be a great soup, as you guys are vegetables, right?" I continued.
There was a pause for a moment until the three brats screamed and turned to Nami, "AAAAHH! ONIBABA*!"
"WHY DID YOU LOOK AT ME?!" she yelled back, shark-teethed, making the three brats fell on their backs and the three of us laughed hard. "YOU TOO! WHY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING SO STUPID?!" she yelled at us.
"Datte, it was fun watching their terrified expressions!" I replied and laughed again, great my laughing fit is back. "And you also got new nickname, right, Onibaba*(*Means witch)?" I snickered as the two boys laughed again, causing Nami yelled at me.
Then we told them that Usopp was left to do something, making those three finally said that it's that time again. Nami asked them what do they mean and they escorted us to the mansion. Then they started telling us about Usopp's motives for being here to lie AKA for cheering the mansion's mistress, Kaya, that been sick for the past year.
"Hee, so Usopp like that girl, eh? How cute." I giggled a bit.
"Alright! Then let's tell her about the ship!" Luffy cheered, throwing his fist up.
"It's thanks to him she's getting better." Zoro added.
But then the kids telling us it's impossible, as there are guards that guarding (well duh) the front gates and strong. But Luffy being Luffy, didn't hear a thing and tried to climb the fences. Then he stretched out his arms, shocking the brats, and telling us to hold him, which almost everyone grabbed him, and launched up toward the sky.
I'm not following them because I'm still valuing my life and Flame couldn't, plus I'm still waiting for Takao, that still haven't came back. Not until a minute later, Takao came and brought both of us into the mansion, landing softly next to Luffy and the others.
"Yo, sup?" I greeted them, holding up a hand and hopped off of Takao.
"There you are! I thought you flew away into the sky really far!" Luffy exclaimed.
"Sorry but I'm still valuing my life so thank you very much." I replied, waving a hand at him.
"You there!" all of us turned and saw a very distinctly butler with poop patterns on his coat. "Just what in the world are you doing?!" he exclaimed as he walked toward us.
"I don't like people come into the yard without permission!" he scolded us.
I stared at him with half-lidded eyes and a vein popped on my cheek until Luffy piped in, "Who are you?"
"He's this mansion's butler that is actually a pirate named Kuro." I replied loudly, making the pooped butler turned sharply to me. "What? It's true, right?" I asked back and crossed my arms across my chest.
"Eh?! A pirate?! Really?!" Luffy asked, I didn't reply as I glared at the pooped butler that saying 'You hurt Kaya and the others, I'll kill you'.
"A-ah Klahador, t-this is—" Kaya started, only get cut off by him.
"That could be continued later." He said, "I can listen to your excuses later."
"Hey, you're the butler here, how dare you cut off you own mistress' words." Takao scolded him with dangerous voice tone, he always like that when there's someone that didn't respect their own superior, like the pooped bastard.
"EH?! HE COULD TALK?!" Nami exclaimed as she just realized that Takao could talk.
"Yep, he's a DF user, so yeah." I replied casually.
But Takao's words were being ignored by him and he asked us what our purpose for being here is. Then Luffy told him that we need a ship and asking if he could lend us one; only got refused by him directly. Luffy sulked away and Zoro patted on his back, then he turned his attention to Usopp, who was one the other side of the tree.
Then he started telling us about Usopp's reputation in the village and stuffs, until he stopped at Usopp's dad, making Usopp backed up a bit.
"Klahador! Stop it right now!" Kaya scolded.
"You heard her, Black Cat Kuro." I pointed out, pointing my thumb to Kaya. "Just tell us already your main purpose." I added.
"Be quiet, you notorious girl! Stop talking nonsense about that Black Cat Kuro!" he finally snapped.
"Oh, I won't, because if I do, Kaya-chan will be assassinated by you for her fortunes." I finally growled at him as I glared at him, dark aura started to came out from me and the atmosphere around me started to drop. "And don't give me that look, I know everything that gonna happen in this world." I added.
There was a pause.
"Stop talking nonsense." He exclaimed before turned to Usopp. That bastard, ignoring me like I'm a freaking wind.
"Usopp-kun, you're nothing but a child of a dirty pirate!" he exclaimed, taking Luffy's attention, "Whatever you do didn't surprised me at all, but I want you to stay away from this mansion's mistress!"
Okay, from this time, I really pissed off but I tried my best to restrain my anger as the scene kept moving, and now Usopp was ran and punched the pooped bastard.
"YES!" I exclaimed loudly as I'm holding up my clenched fists across my chest and gritting my teeth, making the people there (except usopp, the pooped butler, and Luffy) turned their attention to me before turned back to the scene in front of us.
"Pirates are the Warriors of the Sea?" the pooped butler laughed, "That's a good way to turn back words." He continued and stood up. "But you totally didn't lie about you being a savage pirate's child!" he added as he brushed off his coat.
"Okay, he's starting to piss me off at this point." I exclaimed as another vein popped on my forehead and my right eyebrow was twitching badly. This may be unrelated but his word at being pirate's child was using violence was made me thinking about Ace ten years ago.
"Shut up you pooped butler, a child couldn't choose whose are their parents are." I finally snapped, Ace's face from ten years ago flashed in my mind, "And you couldn't judged them for being a criminal's child. A parents' sins cannot be blamed on their child, you bastard." I growled as I clenched my fists.
"And Usopp is far more normal than a certain person I know when he knew whose their parents are." I continued, "At least he didn't hate his father for being a pirate."
But then the pooped butler kept ranting and making both Usopp and I snapped, I was about to charged through but Zoro was holding me, while Usopp was about to punch the damned butler again, only get stopped by Kaya, telling him that the damned butler is not a bad person and he just worried about her, making me turned to her and snapped at her.
"You know Kaya, for being a mistress, you're too naïve." I growled at her and struggled to make Zoro let me go, which of course didn't budge. "Let me go Moss Head! This mistress is too naïve for her own good!" I yelled at him. "I bet she would refuse to believe that this pooped butler of her is a pirate and about to kill her for her fortune later! Let me go!"
"Calm down woman! You're mad right now! You're not thinking clearly!" he replied, still restraining me, I still growling at her, making her flinched before turned my head and huffed, "Fine." I replied. He finally let me go and turned back to the scene in front of us, where Usopp leaves and the kids were yelling at the pooped butler.
"Baka!" both Luffy and I yelled at the pooped butler, joining the kids, making Zoro hit our heads together, "Why did you two join along with them?!" he exclaimed. But then both Luffy and I were about to charged to the pooped butler, only get restrained by Zoro (Luffy) and Nami (me). In the end, we got kicked out by that bastard butler.
But I'm still standing near the mansion with Takao, while the others were already left. I ordered Takao to fly into the mansion and perched on the tree near Kaya's room window. I stood on the branch as I kept watching on the scene inside of Kaya's room until the damned butler left and she finished eating.
I took out the bullet that Usopp launched at Luffy and threw it across the window, making sound and taking Kaya's attention. She stood up and opened the window, she thought I'm Usopp and slumped down as she realized it was me.
"You know lady, you're stupid." I finally exclaimed after a pause for a moment just then, "And naïve too." I continued as I sat down, crossing my legs and my arms across my chest. She looked up and glared at me, but it didn't affect me at all as Ace's death-glares from ten years ago are far scarier than her.
"I'm here not to yell at you just like awhile ago." I quickly told her, "I'm here to warn you about that butler of yours." I
"I may be a stranger to you, but my institutions at these kinds of things never wrong." I told her. "It's up to you to believe it or not, but it will happen eventually." I jumped off the branch and ran toward the front gates, leaving her there watching at me in disbelief. But I skidded and peeked back, "Oh yeah, Usopp is going toward here, just trust him this time, because it's not a lie." I told her and ran again.
"Excuse me big guys, would you mine open this gates so I can get out of this place?" I asked, making both bodyguards at the front gates flinched in surprised and turned, revealing a grinning me behind the gates. They eventually opened the gates, so I quickly ran away from there as those two bodyguards were about chasing me, I was still laughing like mad as I ran until I reached the village.
"Fyuuh! That was fun!" I exclaimed as I took off my cap and wiped off the sweats from my forehead. Then I saw Takao flew toward me and changed into his griffin form as he landed next to me. "Hey Takao, how was that lady's reaction when I left just then?" I asked him.
"She was too shocked to say something, Ojou-sama." he replied, I nodded and walked along until we reached the shore. We turned and kept walking until I spotted everyone there.
"Oooii, minnaa!" I called them, waving my hand at them, taking their attentions.
"Eri!" Nami called, "Where've you been?" Zoro asked.
"Having a heated conversation with the lady." I replied, stopped next to him and turned to the rubber teen boy in awkward position. "So what happened to this brother of mine?" I asked and squatted down, taking Luffy's straw hat and poking him.
"Dunno, probably fell from the cliff over there," Zoro pointed at the cliff across from us, "and died." The vegetables continued, I just snickered and shook my head. "Oh he's dead? That's a bad news then." I decided to play along and took out my camera, taking a picture of Luffy in his awkward position and giggled a bit as I finished, making the vegetables and Nami yelled at me for being too relaxed.
But then we heard something like snoring, Zoro told us to be quiet and then he smirks, taking out one of his katanas and poked Luffy, telling him to wake up. He eventually woke up and yawned, stretching before greeting us with a freaking good morning.
"It's already afternoon, Luffy, not a freaking morning anymore." I replied and put his hat on his head.
XXX
"WHAT?! PIRATES ARE GOING TO ATTACK THE VILLAGE AND GOING TO KILL KAYA ONEE-SAN?!"
"Yeah, that's what they say, I'm sure of it." Luffy replied.
"So, why did you fell asleep here?" Zoro asked.
"That right! As far I can remember I was on top of the cliff. Why am I here I wonder?" Luffy exclaimed.
"It must be that crazy looking hypnotist right?" I replied, earning a weird look from Zoro as in I never saw him, "Let's just say my intuitions are sharp." I added.
Then the vegetables were saying things and Nami said isn't that a good thing, the vegetables were finally run away until both Luffy and I yelled in realization.
"We must buy many Meats(Luffy) / Sweets(me) before the owner ran away too!" we exclaimed in unison, resulting Zoro hitting our heads with his sheathed katana.
"There's no time for thinking about those." he scolded us while Nami massaged her temple as she sighed heavily at our one-track mind.
As the day was starting to get noon, we walked back to the village and met with the kids (after they got back). We talked a bit until we spotted Usopp walking toward us. The kids were yelling at him until Luffy piped in also.
"Yo!" he greeted Usopp, resulting Usopp to widening his eyes and ran toward us.
"Y-you're still alive?!" he exclaimed.
"Alive? Oh yeah, I just woke up a moment ago!" Luffy replied.
Then the kids started telling Usopp about the pooped butler's evil plans and stuffs, only get told by Usopp that it's just one of his lies, making the kids laughed and telling usopp that's not like Usopp at all and left, leaving all of us in silence.
Then we moved again to the shore, no one said anything as both Nami and I treated Usopp's injury on his arm, ignoring his hurt pleas. As we finished, I consciously patted his injured arm, resulting him to yell at me it hurts, I just grinned and stuck out my tongue.
"So, why did you lie to them?" Luffy asked.
"That's because I'm a liar." Usopp replied. "No one's gonna believe anything what I say. Heh, I'm too confident." He continued.
Then Zoro step in, "Even though you're too confident, what you say is true." He exclaimed.
"So they didn't know that pirates are coming?" this time Nami asked.
"Yeah, they're gonna come." He replied, "But what should I do? Everyone thinks that I'm lying. They thought tomorrow will be a normal, peaceful day…" he continued before stood up, "That's why I will stop those pirates at the shore tomorrow and reassured them that I'm only lying!" he exclaimed, "That's the only thing I could do as a liar! Even though I got a shot on my arm, or got evicted using brooms… this is still my village…!" he finally cried.
"I love my village!" he continued as the tears kept streaming down, "I want to protect everyone!"
Zoro gripped his katanas' and smiled, "You really are a good person." He said, "You pushed away your crews and go fight them alone." He continued.
"Just so you know, those pirates' treasures are mine only." Nami exclaimed as she showed her hand with connected thumb and index finger at Usopp.
"And their sugars are mine only." I grinned and took out my bo staff, making them longer and stomped it on the ground.
"Alright! We're going to help you!" Luffy exclaimed.
"You guys… are going to fight together with me?! Why?!"
"Datte, there so many bad people right?" both Luffy and I asked in unison, I was swinging my bo staff while Luffy wiggling his fingers.
"Besides, your 'fear' was clearly written all over your face." Zoro pointed out.
"M-me, scared?! I'm fine even though I must confront bad people or anything!" Usopp exclaimed, "Because I'm Captain Usopp, a Brave Warrior of the Sea!" he continued, but his feet were trembling like leaves, pointing out his fears, he hit his feet and finally admitted that he's scared.
"I don't need your sympathies! Just leave me alone!" he yelled at us.
"We're not laughing at you! We're helping you because we care about you!" Zoro replied.
"As if we're gonna bet our lives just because of sympathy!" both Luffy and I exclaimed in sync, shadows crept half of our face.
"Y-you guys…!" Usopp finally cried in happiness, making me grinned at him.
Tomorrow, we're gonna All-Out Attack!
XXX
Then we walked back from the shore toward the slope, Usopp was talking about things, and said that the only way to the village is just the slope we passed, and the cliffs around the island were protecting the villages.
"I see! It's so easy!" Luffy smiled.
"As to that, it depends on our strength!" Usopp replied, "What can you guys do?" he asked.
"Cutting." (Zoro)
"Stretching." (Luffy)
"Stealing." (Nami)
"Spying." (Me)
"Flying." (Takao)
"Bark. (Burning.)" (Flame)
"Then I'll be hiding." (Usopp)
In the end we yelled at him and Luffy strangled him, "YOU SHOULD BATTLE TOO!" we yelled at him.
"I-I'm just joking…! Let me go…!" he replied.
And then after hours, we pour some barrels full of oils at the slope; to be honest I don't know how Usopp and the others got it but whatever.
"Alright, perfect!" he exclaimed, "Now they won't be able to climb this slope, that's because we pour oils in this way!" he continued, "After they all slip on the oils, we're gonna jumped and beat them all!"
"My plan will definitely work!"
"Oils eh?" Nami muttered as both Zoro and she walked near the oil covered slope.
"Whatever the cost, we must maintain this slope!"
"But we also need to be careful too." I told him. "It will be a bad news if we also falls into our own trap, it will be a backfire." I grinned and grabbed Luffy's back collar as he started playing around with the oil, "And Luffy, would you please stop playing with the oils?! I won't help you if you slid off from this slope! Neither Takao too!" I yelled at him.
"Eeeh… stingy." He grumbled, I pinched his cheek and stretched it out as I used my Haki, making him exclaiming that it hurts.
Then we wait for hours until the sun was rising, and a little picture-taking session of the sunrise, until the sun was starting to get higher. Then all of us (not me) were starting to wonder about where were the pirates until Nami hears something like shouting and stuffs, making Usopp realized that there is another slope in North. To be honest, I already ordered Flame and Takao to go to the North Slope so I hope they're guarding there.
Why didn't I tell the others? Well, because I like to see they panicked and I want to see Nami and Zoro's slipping sessions, so yeah, haha!
"Let's go to the North from here quickly, it will take three minutes!" Usopp said.
But then Nami started panicking because her treasures are there, I laughed at the reaction, and then Luffy exclaimed that he could go there in twenty seconds, which I really doubt it because of things, and then continued by Usopp. Then both Zoro and Nami about to run too; only get interrupted by Nami's sudden slipping and she grabbed one of Zoro's katanas. I laughed so hard and took a picture of them.
Thankfully I stood far away from them so I won't get caught by Zoro. Then Nami using Zoro as stepping stones and able to get away from the oil and ran toward the other slope, while Zoro was slipping off toward the shore and I took a picture of his slipping off. I was laughing so hard until my stomach hurts, I fell on my knees and banging the ground as I laughed, my laughing fit is back.
"Oh yeah, I better go to the North Slope." I finally snapped out from my laughing fit. "So which way is North?" I asked to no one in particular, I shrugged and took out the compass I brought back when Luffy and me about to set sail. As I tried to read the compass, Zoro was trying his best to get back to the top of the slope and yelling at me to help him. Me, being awesome like usual, of course ignoring him and started walking away as I hummed 'one day*' song.
Too bad I don't understand how to use compasses and read maps, so I just ran near the cliffs and eventually got lost. I scratched the back of my head as I tried to figure out which way is North. I kept walking around, but still don't know where the hell is North. Stupid people, using such directions like North, South, West and East! Why don't they just say it's on the right or left!?
I kept running and eventually met both Zoro and Luffy on the way, Zoro yelled at me for ignoring him just then while Luffy was mad at Usopp for not telling him which way is North. After minutes of running, we finally arrived at the North Slope and saw some pirates were about to ran toward us, but we able to stop them all.
I took out my bo staff and made it longer, Zoro took out his katana and bracing an attack, while Luffy started bracing his Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun. I swung my bo staff around, making the pirates fell backwards; Zoro swung his katana, also making the pirates fell backwards; while Luffy making the pirates flew backwards so far, same as Zoro and mine just then.
"What's with these rackets?" Zoro growled, his bandana somehow shadowing his eyes.
"How should I know?! Besides I'm still angry!" both Luffy and I exclaimed.
"Nami! How dare you left me behind at the slope just then?!" Zoro yelled at Nami.
"Usopp you bastard! Why didn't you tell me which way is North?!" Luffy yelled at Usopp after he finished his panting.
"Damn it people! Why you guys using directions like North, South, West and East?! Why not left and right?!" I exclaimed as a vein popped on my cheek.
I put down my gym-like bag and took out a bisento*-like blade that eventually one set with my bo staff and it's a kairoseki too. I connected it together and stomped it on the ground after I slung back my bag, still fuming at people in the world that using those kind of directions.
"Y-you guys are these strong?!" Usopp asked, both Luffy and I nodded.
"Just what did you guys do all this time?!" Nami said at us.
"You're the one who pulled me along to the oils!" Zoro replied at Nami.
"That's an accident! So don't blame it on me!" Nami said, "Besides, it was better there is one survivor than none." She continued.
"Then it should be you are the one that stuck there!" he snapped.
"I went to the wrong way! Why anyone didn't tell me North is in which direction?! How should I know which way is North?!" Luffy exclaimed. "Yeah right!" I agreed.
"What?! It's your own fault for ran off like that without asking anybody!" Usopp replied.
"That's because I'm too excited." Luffy replied.
"But why did you guys using directions such as those?! I don't know which way it is except for left and right!" I fumed.
"It's a common direction!" the long-nosed replied.
But then the weird hypnotist was taking out a chakra like ring and the pirates were looking at it, same with us. But both Luffy and I were staring at the ring and we eventually got affected. Our headgears were covering our eyes as the pirates were started charging through and Zoro was calling us several times but we won't react. We eventually growled and cried out, our eyes become white only. Luffy holding up his fists while I holding up my kairoseki bisento in the air.
"DON'T TELL ME YOU GUYS ALSO HYPNOTIZED?!" Zoro yelled at us, shark-teethed.
We kept cried out and eventually charging through to the pirates. The first one that attacking was Luffy, he was using his Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun; after he finished, I charged through and using my attack, slicing the pirates.
"ONI GIRI!" I yelled as I swung the bisento, slicing the pirates away and flew away backwards.
Now that you mention it, I never told you guys I could use one of some attacks of one-sword style, which only Oni Giri. I didn't master it, because I'm not really a sword/katana user, but it won't hurt for just able to learn it right?
After we finished, the pirates were stood up again but their expressions are fears right now. We growled once again before charged through again, while the pirates were trying to running away, Luffy and I eventually ran passed the pirates and they fell flat on their face. Luffy was still charging through, passing the freaking hypnotist, while I skidded away to stop and eventually head-butted the hypnotist a few feet away.
But then Luffy grabbed the ship's… I dunno what it called. Anyway, he grabbed it and eventually about to slammed it to the pirates in front of him, but the hypnotist able to hypnotize him and he fell asleep. I finally snapped out of the hypnosis and ran toward the hypnotist, I swung my bisento to the weird hypnotist and hit him, making him flew away a few feet.
"Aa-ah, what just happened?" I asked to no one in particular and scratched the back of my head as I just snapped out of the hypnosis.
"She finally snapped out of the hypnosis!" Nami pointed out.
"The hell just happened?" I asked my Nakamas.
"You got hypnotized by that weird guy!" Zoro yelled at me, "Just how the hell you can got hypnotized?!"
"How should I know?" I replied, scratching my head. "All I remember is I was staring at the freaking ring and after that BAM! I blacked out." I continued, making Zoro face-palmed.
"Oi oi, Buchie! Look what happened outside!" I heard someone saying that and I turned to the ship. "What happened?" this time another one said.
"Get out, Nyaban Brothers!" the hypnotist exclaimed, making the guys on the ship just then jumped out and landed near the weird guy.
Holy shit, these guys are totally weird and a bad imitation of cats. How dare they make cats look ridiculous! As a cat lover, I really hate these guys!
But I decided to watch them in distance as I felt Takao coming to me and landed next to me. Then one of those guys charged through to Zoro with weird movements.
"Zoro! Be careful! These two may look like idiots but they're strong!" I warned him, making Zoro snapped out of his confusion and focused at the weird guy that went to him. And sure enough, the weird guy about to attack Zoro with high speed, thankfully Zoro able to warded him, but in the end his katanas still got stolen, making me face-palmed because I forgot to tell him about it.
Then the guy threw the katanas away, making both Zoro and I ticked off. Zoro it's because they're his treasures, while me it's because they're katanas, katanas should be treated like ourselves, damn it!
Then Zoro ran and cut the cat imitation up, and he was about to grabbed the katanas but the weird guy able to stop him. Then the other guys, this time he more looked like a cow that a cat, jumped and about to stomp Zoro's head away. Thank god he's able to rolled off and missed it, making me sighed in relieve.
Then I spotted Nami jumped down and ran toward the katanas, about to reach it, apparently the weird hypnotist saw it and about to attack Nami. So I quickly ran and swung my bisento toward him, making him flew away a few feet. I ran again and jumped, I landed on him and threaten him using the blade of the bisento, I stomped his hands using my feet as the blade of my bisento near his neck.
"You try to do something, I'll chopped you head away." I growled at him, making him flinched. I glanced from my shoulder and yelled, "Oi Nami! Hurry up and take those katanas away! Hurry gives them to Zoro!"
She snapped out and nodded, she quickly grabbed the katanas and looked forward, but I saw the Nyaban Brothers were cowering in fear and Zoro turned. I turned also and saw a familiar person with poop patterns on his coat. I sighed in desperate.
Great, the pooped butler is back…
A/N: SUP! I finally update this and this is quite long. I was about to stop when Zoro and Luffy arrived at the slope, same with Eri-chan, but I eventually stopped when Kuro came. Sometimes I did this when I'm too excited with the chapter, so yeah. And I was about to finish this Arc in one chapter but I eventually couldn't do it, so yeah.
And when Eri-chan got hypnotized, she's actually blacked out but let's just said she's being awesome so she could tell you guys about what happened, K? And yeah, she could use Oni Giri, but only that one because she got no time to learning for the others. And she could only use it when she used her bisento blade that connected to the bo staff.
The bisento blade is actually almost the same as Whitebeard's bisento blade, but it could get connected to the bo staff and the opposite. I wish I got that weapon… Eri-chan! How dare you get those kinds of weapons!?
Eri: Whaaat? It's not my fault, you shitty Author!
For my reviewers… Thank you! I was excited making the chapter so it's kind of fast. XD Well, actually he is chasing that guy, but he was visiting the Moby Dick for a few days so yeah. Don't worry; he will come to Alabasta later. He's still chasing that guy, if you read the last omake, then you'll understand it, my dear! :D Yes, actually those two were love at each other, but Ace is too scared to confess and Eri-chan is too dense to realize her own feeling, so yeah. Makino's baby? Oh yeah, I wonder about it too. Cause I never saw Makino being close to any guy in Fuusha except for Shanks and his crew, and Ace. I was thinking it was Shanks, but I don't think so, cause Shanks was left ten years ago and I think he haven't came back there, neither does Ace cause he still a kid ten years ago when they first met and Ace already, I hate to say this, died before the timeskip, while the baby was appeared after the timeskip. Let's just say that the baby's father is a kind man and not a bastard that screwed her. XD Thank you OP-kun, but you're the second reviewer this time, be luck next time! XD and don't worry Hiro-kun, you will soon, just wait for it! XD maybe when the Strawhats arrived at Sabaody Archipelago and Eri-chan get lost in the lawless area, haha! And again, she got lost in this chapter so it's not really a surprise right? XD And El-kun is also a broken compass, same with these dorks in this chapter! XD Thanks for the reviews you guys!
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