Woot! Okay, I just noticed that I haven't been doing lemon for quite sometime now...and I don't think I'll be making another one in this story...but I might be doing it in my new story, so wait for it! Woot!

Gaara: So, only a few more chapters eh?

Koneko: Hait! Then, I'll move on with my new story...or is it stories?

Gaara: You're planning on making double stories again?

Koneko: Probably...

Gaara: Oh...

Well, here goes the story! Enjoy! Woot!

Warning: Yaoi (boyxboy) story, don't like it, then go away... For the ones who like it, WOOOT!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, he belongs to Masashi Kishimoto sensei...and also the bastard Sasuke... --'

Pairings: SasuNaru, little bit of KakaIru, ShikaTema, KibaHina and NejiTen


Chapter Twenty-Nine: Weird Things are Happening!

"The jounin exam will start next Monday, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Just asking..."

"Hey, Gaara will be there too, won't he?"

"He will..."

Koneko played with Itsuki who was already eight months old. Amazingly, he already had the ability to talk - although no one could really understand what he was saying, except for Koneko who was the one teaching him how to talk. Naruto felt the urge to ask another one of his thousands questions that he wanted to ask the redhead.

"Anou, Koneko-chan..."

"Um?"

"It's been a while since you last went back to Suna, right?" the girl nodded. "Well, aren't you thinking about going back there?"

"...not really."

"Eh?"

The hyper girl cleared her throat. "Well, actually, I'm planning to stay here for the rest of my life."

"Eh?"

"Yeah. It wasn't really my idea, it's Gaara-kun's. He told me that he wants to resign his position as the Kazekage and move here. Though I don't really know why, but he seemed to be very serious about it. I guess it's not really a bad idea as I am already happy living here, so I agreed with his suggestion," she stated.

"Uh...what about the jounin exam then?"

"He'll attend it. He said that would be his last job as the Kazekage. Then, he would quit and leave Sunagakure. Tamaki-nii-chan, Kankurou-nii-chan, Temari-nee-chan and Tamako will move here as well."

"Oh..." 'I can't believe this, they all will live here? And more importantly, Gaara was the one who suggested the idea! Hm...this is weird... I wonder why he did that...maybe because of Koneko-chan? Well, she really looks happy staying here...so I guess it's for her, huh? I don't know Gaara can be such a nice person...' he thought and grinned.

"What are you grinning at?"

"Oh, nothing!"


That Monday...

The Uchiha couple walked slowly towards the place where the jounin exam will be held. Sasuke was carrying Itsuki in his arms and the boy was squirming to be let free. Still, he held him tightly to make sure that he wouldn't fall off. When they reached the venue, many people was already there, including all the Kages from numerous villages.

"Oi, Naru-chan! Over here!"

The three of them turned towards the voice and saw Koneko who was sitting beside Gaara. The both of them got up from their seats and approached the Hokage and his family. The female redhead greeted them and took the little raven from his father. Strangely enough, the baby didn't squirm at all. In fact, he gurgled happily as soon as he saw the girl.

"Nana Kitty!"

"Aw, you remembered me! How sweet!"

"Nana Kitty? What's with that?"

"I asked him to call me with that name!" Koneko grinned. "Call mommy and daddy, Itsuki-chan."

"Mama Naru! Dada Sasu!"

"So cute! How about calling Uncle?"

"Unca Coon!"

"Eh?"

"Unca Coon! Unca Coon!" the boy reached out for the Kazekage.

Koneko giggled and handed the raven to the shorter redhead. He frowned and took the baby, faint blushes appearing on his cheeks. Itsuki gurgled again and hugged the brow-less guy. Suddenly, a little red raccoon appeared with Koneko's demon cat, Tsuki. The raccoon stared at the baby, who stared back at it.

"What's that?" Naruto asked.

"It's Shu-chan!"

"Shu?" Sasuke cocked a brow. "Shu...you mean, Shukaku?"

"Hait!"

"Eh? How is that possible?!"

"Easy, just like the way I got Tsuki-kun out of my body!" the girl said. "And the other cats too! I did the same thing to Gaara-kun! Now, Shu-chan is a kawaii little red raccoon!" she picked both the raccoon and the cat up.

"...do you think it's possible to do the same thing to Kyuubi?" 'Though I really don't believe it, but I should just give it a try, right?' Naruto thought.

"Of course! But it will be a little harder though."

"Why is that?" Sasuke wanted to know.

The girl had a thoughtful look on her face. "Well, the usual way to let the demon out is to separate it completely from your body...but if I do that, then Naru-chan won't get pregnant ever again. So, if you really want Kyuu-chan to be out, I have to use a harder way to let it out so that Naru-chan won't lose his ability to get pregnant."

"Oh...but you can do it, right?"

"Yeah, it's not so hard..."

"Then, we'll do it right after the exam ends!"

To be continued...


Weird things are happening! Where does it come from? Me. Ha ha! i am the one who bring weird things to Naru-chan's life! Still, it's not a bad thing, so it's cool, right? He he, woot!

Gaara: Five more chapters to go...

Koneko: Actually, it's six...

Gaara: No, it's not...

Koneko: Yes, it is...

Gaara: No, it's not!

Yes, it is! What is wrong with him? Oh well, woot! Ja ne!