"You sure this is gonna work?"
"Of course it is!"
"Well why aren't they screamin yet?"
"Relax Grover, we must let nature take it's course." Percy chided and Grover chuckled. Suddenly there was a loud scream and a series of curses from Reyna who burst out of the bathroom. Percy and Grover had put plastic on the toilet, so once one of the girls had to go they would accidently...well you know...pee themselves. The duo high fived and laughed at the red faced Reyna who had a few wet spots on her pants.
"Travis, Connor! Make that point 1 for the guys!" Percy hollered and the Stolls let out a series of cheers and they marked on the white board.
The boys had team named themselves- Team Halfblood. Percy, Nico, Stolls, Grover, Leo, Frank, and Jason. Though he wasn't actually forgiven Percy invited him anyway.
The girls team named themselves- Team Hunters. Zoe, Bianca, Reyna, Hazel, Annabeth, and Piper. Piper wasn't forgiven either but both teams desperately wanted to win. Percy convinced Zoe and the others to let Annabeth come because he forgave her.
Reyna chased after them and they laughed as they ran down the hall. They were suddenly tripped and face planted into pie. Percy groaned looked up to see Zoe and Thalia smirking down at him. He was beyond surprised that he had been pranked right after he finished a prank.
"We knew all about your little prank Perce, Reyna was bait." Reyna scowled and glared at all of them,
"I'm never doing that again, now if you all would excuse me I'm going to go change my underpants...and take a hot shower...and then I'm going to gut you Percy." She growled the last part and stomped away. The Stolls ran in and sighed once they saw Percy and Grover covered in pie,
"I'll go give them a point." Travis grumbled and stalked into his room. Percy then had a devious idea, he started choking and making his face turn red,
"Wh-what kind of pie is this?" He croaked while trying to breathe and Zoe frowned,
"I dunno." Thalia started to look worried as Percy hands clenched and a vein appeared on his forehead.
"I-I thi...think it's coconut!" He gasped and his face turned blue, Zoe rolled her eyes and Thalia gasped,
"Zoe, this isn't a prank, Percy is actually allergic to coconut! Hurry grab a paper towel!" They rushed into the kitchen and Grover looked over at his friend worriedly before Percy winked at him. The girls rushed in and Thalia had a allergy shot while Zoe wiped all the pie off his face. Once she finished he snatched the napkin from her and smeared it all over her face.
"Thank you so much Zoe, for cleaning me all up." he said while smirking and he grabbed Grover's arm and they sprinted away. Thalia was stifling a laugh while Zoe's face turned red with anger and embarrassment,
"What? Are you allergic to coconut too?" Thalia teased before she burst with laughter. Reyna suddenly walked in with wet hair from her shower and once she saw Zoe's face she roared with laughter,
"Ha! Paybacks a -"
The guys were planning their next prank carefully as were the girls.
"Jason lets move." Percy said and they were walking into the living room. Suddenly Jason whirled on Percy,
"You stupid, ill bred, monster! Why couldn't you protect me better!" Jason snarled and Percy had tears in his eyes as he glared at Jason with disdain,
"I hate you, your no better then Luke!"
"POOP HEAD!" Jason roared and Percy looked offended,
"Doody brain!"
"Meaner!"
"Dumb Blonde!"
"Kelp head!"
"Air head!"
"Loser!"
"I'll make Zoe kiss you!"
"I'll make Piper kiss you!"
"She didn't seem to mind the first time."
"Why you little-"
"She was blushing heavily because of kissing me! The totally smokin hot Percy Jackson!"
"I'm gonna kill you!" Zoe, Annabeth, and Piper rushed in and tried to calm the screaming boys. Percy gave Jason a sly wink and scooped up Annabeth and Zoe before sprinting down the hall, Jason grabbed Piper and they tossed the screaming girls into the closet and locked it from the outside.
"When I get out of here I'm gonna kiss you both so hard!"- Zoe
"You stupid seaweed brain, I'm gonna kill you!"- Annabeth
"Jason Cornelius Grace! Let me out this instant!"- Piper
Percy snickered at Jason who frowned at him in confusion,
"What?"
"Nothing Cornelius!" He roared with laughter and clutched his aching sides. Jason groaned and turned to walk away, only to slip and fall flat on his back. Bianca smirked and held up a banana peel.
"Nice job sis! But can you at least leave the girls in their for a little while longer?" Percy pleaded and Bianca shrugged before slapping Percy with the peel,
"Ew!" He groaned and wiped off the sticky fruit from his face. Bianca then swept his legs out from under him and he fell in something squishy. His eyes widened comically,
"What is this?"
"All I can say is, that you better go change that shirt." Percy jumped up and sprinted out of the room, Ew! I think I just fell in dog poop. He thought in disgust and immediately trashed his favorite shirt, I hate the fates.
"Great! I'm stuck with you two." Zoe grumbled and the girls looked offended.
"What did I do? Percy forgives me now!" Annabeth defended and Zoe rolled her eyes,
"Just cuz he's so nice doesn't mean I am, not to mention you kissed MY boyfriend. And I absolutely can't stand miss beauty queen over there because she sided with Jason and called Percy ill bred." Annabeth turned and glared at a now pale Piper,
"You did what?"- Annabeth
"Look I'm sorry-"- Piper
"His dad is a horrible subject for you to bring up, and you called him ill bred!?"- Annabeth
"Like you can judge, you told Luke about his dead beat dad."- Zoe
"Mistakes happen."- Annabeth
"Ya."- Piper
"Shut up Piper."- Annabeth
"Ya mistakes happen but that's not the only crap sentence I've heard from your mouth you stupid Blonde."- Zoe
"First of all that was offensive and very stereotypical-"- Annabeth
"That's why I said it stupid. Thanks for proving my point"- Zoe
"At least I wasn't stupid enough to think that Hercules, the biggest playboy ever, liked me."- Annabeth
"Watch it stupid, I'd hate to see those pretty curls you have ripped off your scalp."- Zoe
"Dang."- Piper
"Shut up Piper!"- Annabeth
"That's it! Tell me to shut up one more time-"- Piper
"Shut up Piper." - Annabeth
"Somebody hold my earrings!"- Piper
"Want me to hold your push up braw too? It might get in the way."- Annabeth
"I'm going to kill you!"- Piper
"Hee hee, that was actually kinda funny."-Zoe
Piper slugged Annabeth who hit the wall with a hard THUNK! Annabeth popped back up,
"Time out!" Piper yelped and quickly took off her earring, she couldn't get the other one out and she looked at Annabeth,
"Will you help me with this one?"
"Oh, sure." Annabeth took out the last earring and handed it to Piper who gave them to Zoe,
"Could you hold these while I fight please."
"This outta be good. Sure, I wasn't doing anything anyway." Zoe held the earrings and Piper looked at Annabeth,
"Time in!" Annabeth kicked her in the stomach and Piper turtled. Once she regained her breath Annabeth looked panicked,
"Time out! I still have my necklace on, Piper do you think you could get this off for me?"
Percy finally decided to open the door and saw Piper and Annabeth beating the tar out of each other, Zoe was patiently standing there holding a pair of earrings and a necklace as she watched the fight with amusement. Once the girls saw him they froze and Percy paled,
"Um, I see your all busy so I'll come back later when your finished battling it out. If you guys need anything holler, I'm just gonna be in the bathroom peeing my pants." He raced away and the 3 girls chased after him. Instead of going to the bathroom he went into his room and locked the door. They started pounding loudly and Percy gulped, the guys all looked at him in confusion until they heard the screams of the girls.
"Who's out there?" Travis asked.
Percy grimaced, "Annabeth, Zoe, and Piper." Travis grinned deviously and put his back pack on the bed,
"I've been saving these for a special occasion." He opened it and pulled out 2 tarantulas.
"He's not coming out." Annabeth huffed, but then the door opened and 2 tarantulas were flying out of the room, one landed on Annabeth's arm and the other on Piper's head.
"SPIDER!" They screamed in unison and tried to shake off the tarantulas and Zoe paled,
"Well, oh goodness look at the time! I'm late for my...staying away from spiders appointment! Gotta run!" She sprinted away and Annabeth and Piper ran around madly trying to shake off the arachnids but they stuck.
"OH MY GODS, GET IT OFF!" Annabeth squealed.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME, KILL ME! AW! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!" Piper shrieked and they didn't notice the boys and girls watching the scene while stifling their laughs. Annabeth and Piper flailed around helplessly while Annabeth shook her arm and Piper smacked her head in an effort to get it off. The tarantula on her head hissed making her scream even louder and she and Annabeth collided. They fell to the ground with a thud and didn't move,
"Wow, 2 for the price of one!" Zoe cheered as she looked at her unconscious rivals happily.
"Who pulled this prank?" Reyna asked and Travis and Connor raised their hands proudly. Reyna and Thalia smirked at each other knowingly, they picked up the tarantulas and in unison shoved them down the Stolls pants.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed and Connor let out a girlish scream so loud that it could be heard throughout America as he clutched his family jewels.
"A pity, now he'll never have children." Reyna mocked and everyone roared with laughter. Travis was dancing crazily as the spider traveled throughout his pants. Connor waddled to the kitchen and brought out a frying pan. The spider crawled out of his pants and he beat it viciously with the pan. It was reduced to mush and he ran to his brother,
"I'LL SAVE YOU DUDE! FOR NARNIA!" He hit Travis with the pan full force and Travis screamed even more loudly and he crumpled. The tarantula crawled onto Leo's foot and Connor beat it with the pain as hard as he could making Leo shriek and hop on one foot as he clutched the other one.
"Connor what's wrong with you! Now Leo has spider guts all over his nice shoes!" Percy exclaimed making everyone laugh even harder. They were all in tears at the prank gone wrong. While they were distracted Percy nodded to Nico who ran out of the room. He returned with a blue ice cream cone, Sherbert.
He crept up behind Zoe and smashed it onto her head. She let out a loud gasp as the freezing, disgusting ice cream got all in her hair and on her neck and clothes. Nico then took the remainder of the ice cream and shoved in her agape mouth. She choked and swallowed the sicking blue ice cream. She whirled on Nico and spat saliva in his face,
"MY EYES!"
"It can't be as bad as watching Percy and Zoe kiss." Grover grumbled and everyone nodded in agreement.
"You better run DiAngelo, I'm going to kill you. I will then dance on your grave like I plan to do with Leo and Percy. After that I'll resurrect you and wound you slowly, then I'll leave you stranded in a desert while the buzzards and ravens eat you alive."Everyone's mouth fell open and Nico looked green, he sprinted out of the room and Zoe was right on his heels.
And I must admit, I died laughing at the spider part. I could just imagine it happening and I totally lost it. Okay, don't be upset but I'm begging you to give my new story a chance- The son of Vesta. It's about Percy and the next chapter will be the first chapter of the son of Vesta. Please check it out. Questions, comments, opinions?
