Genesis: Sephiroth likes Tifa!

Cloud: Tifa likes Sephiroth!

Genesis: Oh this is just too perfect. Ok so here's the plan...

Zack: Wait, hold up. What the heck did I miss?

Genesis: Everything puppy. You missed everything. Now hush, the grownups are talking.

Zack: Grownups!? I'm older than Cloud!

Cloud: Not even close kid. I'm old enough to be your granddad.

Zack: Wow. Please don't ever call me kid again. It's way too weird.

Cloud: Sure thing Sonny.

Zack: Seriously, don't.

Cloud: You got it Sprout.

Zack: Now you're just being mean.

Genesis: Don't sulk Squirt.

Zack: Urgh I hate you both.

Cloud: Aww Don't leave Zack.

Genesis: Let him go.

Cloud: I think we upset him.

Genesis: He's fine. Angeal will kiss it better when he finds him. Now...about the long haired lovers.

Cloud: We are not calling them that.

Genesis: Its already written in my notebook. I'm not changing it now.

Cloud: You have a notebook for this?

Genesis: Of course, now as I was saying, here's the plan...

...

Genesis: Sephiroth dear how are you?

No nothing is wrong. Everything is fine.

Angeal is fine. Will you calm down?

No it is not that unusual for me to call you.

No it isn't.

Will you please stop?

Anyway as I was trying to say, I am planning to host a dinner party this evening and was hoping you might be free to attend.

No that is not unusual, I host dinner parties all the time!

What do you mean when? There was that one where...um...or maybe that time...ah I know, I had you over for dinner that time that you spilled the wine on my rug.

It was not that long ago!

Wait hold on...it was just after Samson broke his leg in the training accident and that was...oh. That long? Really?

Well honestly it's no wonder I haven't invited you back since is it? After the damage you caused? That rug was new you know?!

Yes, yes I know you paid for it. That's not the point.

Anyway I'm holding a dinner tonight, are you coming or not?

No it will not be just us, Angeal and the pup will be there and so will Cloud and his friend.

Great. Be at mine at seven. Don't bother to bring wine.

...

Cloud: Hey Teef, wanna have dinner at Genesis's tonight? He's inviting everyone over for a meal. Great. Yeah I'll see you when you get back. Love you too, bye.

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Angeal: What did you do to Zack?

Genesis: Why? What happened?

Angeal: He came to my office looking upset, I asked what was wrong and he turned around and walked back out looking even more upset than before.

Genesis: How odd.

Angeal: What did you do?

Genesis: What makes you think I did something?

Angeal: Because I know you.

Genesis: Touché.

Cloud: What exactly did you say to him?

Angeal: Nothing, he came in looking upset, I said 'hey kid what's up?' and he stormed out. I don't know what...ok you two, what is so funny? Both of you get up off the floor now! Stop laughing and tell me what you did to my Zack!