OH LOOK GUYSSSSSS,

WE'RE KINDA ON THE SHIPPUDEN STORY LINE.

Excuse me while I pat myself on the back. :p

Anyways, I'll answer reviews right now.

The Name Is Greed: LOL, Sasuke's being a turd. :c Why can't they just be nooooormal~?

Cookie Darkness: LOL, QUICK LESSON: SAN- A les formal way of saying Sama. Can be replaced by Mr. or Mrs. SAMA- Formal way of San. KUN- A familliar term, often used on dudes. Rarely on girls :p Umm, it's usually used when you're close to that person. CHAN- I'm pretty sure it's like, the female 'kun'. And bwaha, thank yoooou~ :p And why are they such weinies? They should just make-out and forget. Screw Forgive and Forget. :p

UnperfectButLovingIt: I agree completely. :p And thank you~ :D

Gaara Sempai: LOL, again. :c :p But hey, I'm sure you'll like future chapters. Legit. :p And tell Pablo I said congrats! :)

Pinaychik13: LOL, HARRY POTTER. :p I loved those books. :)

Shiori: Aw, sad chapter is sad. :c And psh, I cried too. XD I was bawling ym eyes out like a kid who lost their baloon. :p And thank you~! :D

Akatsukifreak: HA, I don't like it either. :p But I'll try and listen to it. :)

KagomeUchiha101: AGREED. He needs to stop being a pissy pants in Shippuden and just go to Konoha. Seriously.

9tailedfocjinchuriki: Love does suck. XD

Alrighty, read it and laugh, kids!


Sasuke gon' up in this bitch,

Tojiru-chan can suck my dick,

Left that ass in Konoha, Now sharingan bitch!

Now whymeouuuuuuuuuuuuu,

Crank Dat Uchiha,

Whymeouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

Crank dat Uchiha.


"You'll take these twice a day, one at night and one in the morning, alright ?" The nurse asked sweetly and Tojiru frowned at her.

She knew she was just faking kindness. She, just like every other person in Konoha, didn't like that Tojiru was a jinchuriki. The nurse glared at Tojiru and set the pills on the bedside table...That was replaced from when she previously threw one at the still dented wall. She noticed they were nice enough not to give her any other furniture in the room. She sighed and glared at the nurse who remained beside her, arms crossed.

"What?" Tojiru hissed and the nurse glared.

"You are to take one of the pills." The nurse commanded and Tojiru smiled with fake sweetness.

"Fine." She ground out.

She popped open the container and shook it, until one tiny pill skidded into her hand. She popped it in her mouth and the nurse smirked.

"Good." She turned on her heel and walked towards the door.

Tojiru, who still hadn't swallowed the pill, spit it out at the nurses head. The nurse rubbed the back of her head and turned and glared.

"What'd you throw?" She demanded and Tojiru smiled sweetly.

"Nothing."

The nurse glared and stomped out of the room. Tojiru huffed angrily and got out of the bed, picking up the pill container. She stomped to the sink in the bathroom and she stood infront of the mirror. She glared at the blonde, whose hair cascaded down her back in angry spikes that were unruly and ended just below her rear. She glared at the dark circles on the pale face and she got ready to smash it, but decided against it. They'd only out her on more meds. She popped open the cap and poured all of the pills smiling when each individual one fell down the drain. She smirked and stared at the empty container. She looked around the room, spotting a toilet. She sighed and walked lightly over to it, removing the lid that held the excess water. She dropped the container in that and put the lid back on. She rolled her eyes when she sensed Tsunade's chakra nearing her. She tiptoed back to her bed and downed herself in her covers, glaring at the wall opposite of her.

The door opened and she glared innocently at it.

"Tojiru. I presume Nurse Hara gave you your meds?" Tsunade asked and Tojiru cocked an eyebrow up.

"Meds? What meds?" She asked, playing dumb.

Tsunade narrowed her eyes, staring at the blonde.

"Has she not come round yet?" Tsunade questioned and Tojiru shook her head.

"Is that so? Then what's thing pill doing on the ground...Full of spit?" She asked, raising an eyebrow, to which Tojiru glared.

"I don't need meds." She stated and Tsunade sighed, exasperated.

"Where'd you put them?" She asked and Tojiru continued to glare.

"I ate them." She stated and Tsunade's eyes widened.

"That's dangerous. You'll need to go for a stomach pumping. We need to get you to the ER right away." Tsunade grabbed her arm and Tojiru yanked it away.

"I didn't eat them. They're down the sink. Container's in the toilet." The Hokage's glanced down at the younger kunoichi who was glaring at the ground.

"Tojiru, there's no need to be ashamed. I bet he-"

"I'm going to kill him." She stated clearly and the Hokage stared at her, shocked.

"That would not be good, Naruto and Sakura have tried so hard to get him back and-" Tojiru cut off the Hokage again.

"I don't care. He will die. He deserves to anyways. Itachi Uchiha's dead as well." The younger blonde stared up at her with anger filled eyes.

"He is, is he?" Tojiru nodded and Tsunade sighed.

"Well, I feel like this isn't the last we've seen or heard from The Akatsuki or Sasuke."

"And that is what Konoha made him do." The orange masked Akatsuki finished his story and Sasuke stared at the ground, tears threatening to fall.

"I-I killed him...And he was innocent?" He choked out and the masked Akatsuki nodded.

"This is why we must get revenge on Konoha. They all deserve to die."

You deserve to die.

His own words echoed through his head as the blonde kunoichi crawled into his thoughts, completely taking over his head. He shook with anger as past events passed through his head. She'll die with the rest of Konoha. He left her there for a good reason. He clenched his fist and glared at the Akatsuki member.

"Where is my team?" He questioned and the masked man let out a sigh.

"Your team is here. Or atleast, part of it is." Sasuke raised an eyebrow and the masked man continued.

"The red haired girl was killed by the now deceased Deidara. The one you killed. She died by one of his bombs while she was scouting the area."

"Hn." He closed his eyes and thoughtabout the plan that the Akatsuki member had.

"I'll do it. But I need Itachi eyes." He stated coldly and he masked man nodded.

"That can be arranged. One second." He walked out of the room and a few seconds, returned.

"Sasuke, we have a problem." The youngest Uchiha stared at him with narrowed eyes.

"It appears as though your brother is not here."

"Are you sure you're ready to participate in your ninja duties?" Tsunade asked the younger blonde who stood in front of her desk.

"Yes." She replied and Tsunade frowned, not seeing any emotion other than anger in her eyes.

"You won't be going on any solo missions for around a year, unless I say otherwise. You will be on Team Seven, which consists of-" Tojiru cut her former mentor off with a sigh.

"Naruto and Sakura. I know that." She stated and the Hokage smiled.

"And a new member. Kakashi has a couple missionsso you also have a new sensei. Your team will be waiting on the bridge at 10am. Please be nice." She stated with a sigh and Tojiru faked a smile.

"When am I not?" She asked with fake kindness and Tsunade glared.

"Right now." The smile instantly washed off her face and she let out an angry sigh.

"Yeah, whatever. Bye." She jumped out the window and she heard Tsunade mutter something about how kids were very disrespectful nowadays. She opened her back pouch and took out her pocket watch.

9:55am.

"You've got to be kidding me." She muttered aloud and pumped chakra to her legs.

She slowly advanced on her new team, staring at them cautiously as Naruto and Sakura glared at this pale, black haired boy.

Who looked like him.

She glared and jumped over, landing a punch right in his face.

"What the hell! Who the hell is he? Why does he look like him?" She screamed at her two teamates and Naruto just hid behind Sakura.

"He's our new member," She turned her head and glared at him, as he tried to lift himself off the ground."-Sai." She ground out and Tojiru glared at him.

"T-Tojiru..."Naruto ground out and she sighed.

She had to be strong for Naruto. He was her brother, afterall.

"Hi Naruto. Don't worry, I'm fine." She flashed a smile and he grinned back.

"Oh, good, dattebayo!"

The new member was finally on his feet and he smiling at her. She glared at him, hands on her hips.

Tch, totally a fake smile. She thought to herself and Sarabi chuckled in her head.

Like you didn't have one two seconds ago.

She internally glared at the cat demon and she continued to laugh in her head. The black haired Shinobi, also known as Sai, rubbed his jaw where she had punched him.

"I've given Dickless and Ugly nicknames and then I couldn't think of one for you..." He trailed off and she raised an eyebrow at the nicknames that were for Naruto and Sakura.

"But don't worry, Psycho, yours fits perfectly." Tojiru twitched and a red anger vein popped on her forehead.

"Psycho?" She repeated, her bangs hiding her face.

Naruto and Sakura both slowly moved their faces to the short blonde's face.

"Yes," Sai continued,"It was either that or Shortstack."

Both Naruto and Sakura clutched the kunoichi's arms as she exploded.

"LEMME AT HIM, LEMME AT HIM. I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM! I'M NOT SHORT! OR PSYCHO!" She shrieked and fought forefully against the pinkette and the male blonde.

"You're in for it now, Sai!" Sakura warned and Naruto snickered.

"You should run soon, dattebayo!"

A poof was heard and Naruto, Sakura and Sai all looked towards it. Tojiru, however, used that to her advantage and broke free, bringing her chakra infused fist back and aiming for the black haired boy's face. A wooden wall seemed to grown infront of his face and Tojiru swore.

"WHO THE HELL DID THAT? I WAS ABOUT TO TOJIRU SMASH HIS FACE IN!" She shrieked once again and both Naruto and Sakura sweatdropped.

"I did." Tojiru turned and glared at the person who spoke and found it to be a man.

He had large almond eyes that were black. He had brown hair and a forehead protector that kind of looked like a hat. He was wearing the standard Konoha jounin outfit and Tojiru was tempted to flip him off.

"I'm Yamato. Each of you can introduce yourselves. Strating with you." He nodded towards Tojiru and her glare intensified on him.

Naruto and Sakura sweatdropped again as Tojiru whispered something along the lines of 'Mangekyou Sharingan!" before sighing once again.

Yamato glared black and all the light left the world. A flashlight was put under his face and he continued to look creepily at her.

"What the fu-" She stumbled back, hiding behind Naruto, who hid behind Sakura.

It was then Sakura's turn to sweatdrop, and as all light came back to the world, she rubbed the back of her neck.

"I'll just introduce myself first..." She trailed off and then smiled.

"I'm Sakura Haruno! Apprentice of Lady Tsunade, the best Medic Nin of all." She smiled once again and Tojiru rolled her eyes.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Brother of Tojiru Namikaze and future Hokage, Dattebayo!"

"Tojiru Namikaze. The idiot's brother," She pointed to Naruto who began to cry. "And future ANBU captain, Believe it!(Just kidding.)"

"I'm Sai." He fake smiled once again and Tojiru resisted the urge to punch him.

"And I'm Yamato." The wooden wall sunk back into the ground and Tojiru huffed.

She could totally do that too but with real barriers. Take that. Ha.


LUL.

Song today: Crank Dat Uchiha by Eddie Rath.

I advise you to listen to it.

Agian.

and again.

:)

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