Hey! Chapter 29! If you guys are wondering, Mad Mod is in his red hair form

They stepped into a place which looked like some sort of lab, and it was

deserted. But you could tell someone had been in that room moments before as the spinning chair was still moving.

"People were in here. I think this is Mad Mod's base." Robin declared.

"Wow, really?" Speedy said, sarcastically.

"Ok Titans, beware of any-," Robin had stepped onto a tile on the floor and it was a trap door consequently making fall down to his doom. Robin was yelling very loudly (which is very un-leader like) and it started to get quieter and quieter as he fell. The other titans listened closely. After a few seconds, there was a faint thud.

"Man...I think he just went into the centre of the earth. I hope he can stay away from that magma!" Cyborg joked.

"Magma?!" Starfire still hadn't stayed long enough on earth to realise that Cyborg was joking and immediately went over to the trapdoor.

"Starfire I was joking!" Cyborg said quickly.

"Robin! Robin! Are you alright? Please be alright then I could-what?" Starfire had finally grasped the fact that Cyborg had been kidding. Starfire realised too late and was suddenly a vacuum was coming from the trapdoor! It was so fierce that you could practically see the air attempting to suck Starfire in.

"Starfire!" Raven quickly grabbed Starfire's hand and started to pull her back. Starfire's own alien strength wasn't doing much good as the vacuum only became stronger. Then Cyborg started helping by grabbing Raven's hand and pulling. The other's joined immediately, all groaning. The vacuum only became stronger and suddenly the other Titans let go and Starfire was gone in a millisecond. The moment she got in, the vacuum stopped and she was falling while screaming, high-pitched. Then there was a loud THUD! And another groan which sounded deeper than Starfire's.

"This isn't good." Bumble Bee said. "We need to get those two out somehow!"

"No! Mad Mod is controlling this; he'll somehow make us go down there too!" Cyborg said.

"He's right. We need to think of another way." Raven said.

"Hey guys...I've just realised...where's Kidflash and Beast Boy?" Speedy pointed out. The Titans looked around shrugging.

"Oh man, they didn't come with us!" Allie said.

"I bet you they're eating ice-creams or something!" Emily said. "Ok Kidflash, when you get back down here, you'll be sorry for coming down here!" Then, without the Titans realising at all, the vacuum started up again and this time sucked them all making them go down hole. It was pitch black like the tunnel and now the screaming was even more immense. Down at the bottom sat Robin and Starfire, trying to figure out a way to get out.

"Do you think you could fly us back up?" asked Robin. Starfire shook her head.

"I do not think I could think of happy thoughts for that long." Starfire said. "And it is much too high." Starfire and Robin started to think again.

"Robin, have you noticed that we are alone...?" asked Starfire. She took a step closer to him. Robin took moments to understand what Starfire was talking about.

"Oh...no I haven't..." Robin said, smirking.

"Perhaps we should make my happy thoughts?" suggested Starfire. (Allie had taught her flirty skills well.)

"Yes, perhaps we should." Robin said. They both leaned in for a kiss when a shadow appeared over them. They stared at each other and slowly looked up. Eight people were tumbling down straight were they were standing.

"Let's move." Robin suggested. He pulled Starfire out of the way just in time. There was a loud crash and all of those titans fell in a heap on the floor. They were all groaning and moaning.

"Are you alright?" Starfire asked. "Why did you fall through the trapdoor?"

"We didn't fall!" Cyborg said after his mouth was out of the dirt. "The vacuum pulled us in!"

"Ouch..."Emily said. "Speedy, get your stomach off my leg!"

"As soon as Kole moves her feet!" Speedy said.

"I would, but Allie has to move her hair from the front of my face!"

"Well I can't, 'cos Raven is killing one of my hands! Get off Raven!"

"I'd love to get out of here but Aqualad is on my foot!"

"Man, Cyborg, move out the way!"

"I can't breathe!"

Robin facepalmed at the Titans' stupidity...err...I mean...

"Ok Star, start pulling Cyborg out while I sort out Kole," Robin ordered, not bothering to think about how wrong it sounded. Neither did the Titans who were trapped in the pile. It took a few minutes and then the Titans were able to breathe again.

"So is that all of you?" asked Robin.

"Well....actually...Beast Boy and Kidflash aren't here yet." Speedy said.

"WHAT?!" Robin shouted, annoyed. "Right, I'm calling them right now!" Robin grabbed his communicator and quickly started contacting Kidflash and Beast Boy. The other Titans stood in silence, waiting for what happened next.

** ** ** ** **

With Kidflash and Beast Boy

Kidflash and Beast Boy were relaxing on a park bench, licking some ice cream. Kidflash had Raspberry Ripple and Beast Boy had chocolate chip. (Yum).

"I so won, dude!" Beast Boy said, holding up his ice cream in triumphant.

"Come on, you did not beat the fastest-kid-alive!" Kidflash disagreed. "You were lucky

there was a hotdog stand!"

"No, I won fair and square!" Beast Boy said.

"I went easy on you!" Kidflash said.

"No, you didn't!"

"I stopped for a hot dog!"

"You would stop for a hot dog even if it was the Olympics!"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Before Beast Boy could answer, his communicator went off as well as Kidflash's communicator. They both picked it up at once and said in unison.

"What?"

"WHERE ARE YOU!?!" they both were deafened by Robin's voice.

"Err....we're eating...ice cream..." Beast Boy answered cautiously.

"ICE CREAM...?!?!??!?!" Then there was a soft voice in the background but they couldn't make out the words. It sounded like the voice was telling Robin off.

"Ok...please Beast Boy and Kidflash, stop eating your ice cream and come to Mad Mod's base." Robin said in a dangerously calm voice.

"But....where is it?" asked Kidflash.

"Look on your communicator and Cyborg will send you the directions." Then there was a buzzing sound indicating Robin had closed his communicator. Beast Boy and Kidflash looked at each other, now slightly scared of what Robin was going to do them. Maybe Starfire would straighten him out?

With the other Titans

"They're coming." Robin said. He turned to the other titans. "OK, now we need to find a way to get out of here."

"We need to be careful because Mad Mod is controlling this place." Raven said.

"OK, Titans look around for anything that might get us out of here." Robin said.

"Are you joking? This place is empty apart from us!" said Emily doubtfully.

"But look anyway!" So all the Titans looked around for anything that might be helpful to get out of the hole. Then Speedy found something.

"Hey! What does this button do?" he asked, indicating the red button. He pressed it.

Suddenly the floor disappeared and the Titans were enjoying the pleasure of falling yet again. There were twists and turns as they fell which seemed to be a narrow tunnel but not narrow enough so Cyborg couldn't fit in. The Titans didn't notice a split in the tunnel which made them go in different directions. Titans West and Bumble Bee all fell down in the same tunnel and landed on the hard floor.

"Ow....where's everyone else?" Bumble Bee asked, rubbing her head.

"They...must have gone down another tube because I saw two." Robin said, after he got up.

"That was painful...what shall we do now?" asked Starfire.

"I think we need to escape this place and find Mad Mod and take him down!" Robin said, punching his hand into his fist.

"Well, man I don't know how we're going to do that! Remember last time?" Cyborg said.

"Don't remind me..." Robin muttered. Then there was some loud screaming from above and down came the late arrived Beast Boy who landed in the worst place possible- right on top of Raven!

"Ouch! Thanks Raven, lucky you were there or I would've been really hurt!" Beast Boy said brightly.

Raven had veins throbbing in her head and Starfire sensed it.

"Excuse me Beast Boy...but I think Raven would be grateful if you got off her. I do know that you are dating but..."

"Oh!" Beast Boy quickly got off Raven, blushing. (By the way, he landed on her back).

"Sorry Raven!" Raven didn't say anything but got up. If she said anything something would probably blow up.

"Beast boy, where were you!?" Robin yelled.

"Oh...well...I was having a competition with Kidflash..." Beast Boy said sheepishly.

"Competition?! We're going to have a word once we're out of here!" Robin warned.

"You mean if we get out of here." Raven corrected.

"Um, have y'all noticed that sign over there?" asked Bumble Bee, indicating a door with the words: EXIT.

"No...but it seems suspicious!" Cyborg said rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"It's a normal exit door guys," Bumble Bee laughed. "Next time you're going to go and say a sofa looks suspicious!"

"No, Bee, Mad Mod controls this place. He makes all the floors and walls move and stuff! And I bet you there's a pit of lava right behind that door!" Cyborg said.

"Let's see then." Bumble Bee walked over to the door and opened it. Cyborg was wrong- it was a pool of sharks! The sharks bared their teeth hungrily and made growling noises. Bumble Bee immediately shut the door, terrified.

"Ok...we can screw that plan." She said. Then Robin remembered something.

"Mad Mod controlled this place by a control station didn't he?" Robin pointed out. "So we just need to find it and destroy it. We'll split up- Raven and Beast Boy go that way, me and Starfire would go this way and Cyborg and Bumble Bee go that way!" They split up as they were told.

** ** ** ** **

With Mad Mod and Mumbo Jumbo and Puppet King

"Have you got the remote ready yet?" asked Mad Mod to the Puppet King.

"Yes I have! Now I need to wait until it is dark when everybody is asleep!" The puppet king said.

"But I've noticed a problem in your plan! Not everyone sleeps at the right time you know! London never sleeps!" Mad Mod snapped.

"That is not a problem, I have a device which will also put people who are awake under my control!" the puppet king said. "It will be easier to do when they are asleep when they are not focused or aware."

"What should I do, Moddie?" asked Mumbo, leaning on his wand which had suspiciously grown a bit.

"You, release the army! Then turn on the security lasers! And all the other forces." Mad Mod ordered.

"What about Cinderblock?" asked Mumbo.

"He can...block the doorways." Mad Mod said carelessly. He didn't seem very bothered about him.

"Excuse me, but why is he with us?" asked the Puppet King. "He isn't much help."

Cinderblock grunted.

"He err...followed us when I broke you guys out," Mad Mod admitted. You're probably wondering where they are as they weren't in the large base before. In fact, they were in the main control room like Robin had mentioned. (Psst! Don't tell the Titans! Wait, what?) Mad Mod looked at the control screens. He pressed buttons to remove walls, remove floors, and turn everything upside down (which currently was happening to Starfire and Robin, by the way).

"These duckies are smart enough to split up...but they aren't smart enough to avoid my traps!" Mad Mod said. "Soon enough my complicated but efficient plan will fall into place!"

** ** ** ** **

With the other Titans

"Robin I do not know if I should walk or not!" Starfire said. "It looks normal but if I decide to walk on it perhaps Mad Mod will remove the floor and I shall fall into a pit of lava and my body shall burn up and you will heroically take me out you may cry over my weeping body but then I might come back to life under Trigon's control because that is exactly what happened to Slade!" Starfire babbled.

"Erm...Starfire...are you okay?" asked Robin. "That didn't make any sense."

"Oh...yes...I do not think hitting my head on the floor was entirely good for me." Starfire said, massaging her head. "It is still painful."

"OK, Starfire, just err....hold my hand if you're that scared." Robin said, holding out his hand. Starfire was actually fine but instead took his hand anyway. But when they did walk across the floor instead of falling lasers were shooting at them. They were shooting from every corner.

"Ugh...Starfire shoot 'em!" Robin ordered. Starfire immediately started blowing the lasers and busts of Mad Mod up. Robin used his birdarangs to destroy the lasers but it was no use. The lasers continued shooting as if they were respawning or something, which in fact was exactly what they were doing.

"Starfire, fly and try to get us out of here!" Starfire grabbed Robin's hand and started flying, dodging the lasers as best as she could while Robin attacked them.

** ** ** ** **

"Ok, Bee, be careful or we might fall again." Cyborg warned. "And landing wasn't very nice at all!"

"Yes Cy, you've told me that a million times." Bumble Bee said. "There's no point. Mad Mod would just do his tricks and make us fall again or something. There's not way out of here!"

"Then how did we escape then?" Cyborg said. "But you got a point. Let's be glad that Mad Mod doesn't have any lasers or something."

Then the busts of Mad Mod started shooting at them.

"Me and my big mouth!" Cyborg groaned. "Bee, shoot them!" Bumble Bee retrieved her stingers and started shooting the busts of Mad Mod accurately. Lasers came down from the ceiling which Cyborg took care of. More lasers kept appearing and Bumble Bee and Cyborg's hits were becoming useless.

"Bee, run!" Cyborg started sprinting off while dodging the lasers so Bumble Bee shrunk herself down to avoid the lasers and she flew after Cyborg.

** ** ** ** **

"Raven, take your hood off." Beast Boy said.

"No." She said.

"Why not?"

"Why should I take my hood off?" Raven raised an eyebrow

"'Cos you look cute without it." Raven looked at Beast Boy but not in an angry way. In an ever-so-slight happy way.

"Really?"

"Yeah." Beast Boy was glad Raven hadn't sent him to another dimension.

"Thanks." So Raven took it off. They continued walking in silence. But nothing was happening to them. No rooms going upside down, no gaps to fall through, nothing! Raven noticed this first.

"I think Mad Mod's forgotten about us. Nothing's really happening." Raven said.

"You got a point Rae. But we're walking in the same corridor for ages! Maybe that's what Mad Mod's trying to do! Wear us out by making us walk!" Beast Boy said indignantly. Raven let the 'Rae' pass as Beast Boy did make a fair point.

"You're right. But it's a pretty stupid way to defeat the Titans." Raven said.

"Who said Mad Mod was smart?" Beast Boy laughed. Just then, Mad Mod busts came through the floors and started shooting red lasers straight at them. They were totally unprepared for this but the pair still fought against them. Raven crushed the expensive Mad Mod busts and Beast Boy crashed through them. Then lasers came from the ceiling to make it harder for Raven and Beast Boy to fight them.

"I think we need to run!" Raven said.

"Good idea!" Beast Boy morphed into a cheetah and sprinted off in panic. Raven rolled her eyes and flew after him.

** ** ** ** **

With the other, other Titans

Emily, Speedy, Aqualad, Allie and Kole landed in five chairs. They sat in the chairs respectively. If these were the other Titans then they wouldn't be able to get out these were the exact chairs that the Titans had sat in a few years ago! (In the order Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy).

"What? Where are we?" asked Emily. Her hands were trapped in wooden cuffs as well as her feet (Robin's chair). Speedy's hands were trapped in red glowing rings (Starfire's chair). Aqualad was in a chair with huge metal bands across which were no use (Cyborg's chair). Allie was in a chair which had a ring around it made up with some weird white force (Raven's chair). And Kole was trapped in chair with tight bands which prevented her from moving (Beast Boy's chair).

"I don't know!" Speedy said. "But these are pretty useless chairs!"

"Yeah, I mean, look at this!" Aqualad indicated the large metal bands. "Are these for the other Titans?"

"They probably are! Look...what on earth is this supposed to do?" Allie said, indicating the white ring encircling her chair. "But how am I going to get out...?"

"Even this is chair can't hold me in," Kole said, indicating the tight rubber bands holding her in. "I can get out by turning into crystal!" Titans looked at each other, confused. There was a screaming from above and Kidflash came thundering down and landed on the hard floor, face flat.

"Ow." He moaned.

"Kidflash!" Kidflash immediately got up. "Err...I'm here!"

"Oh...I am not bothered to tell you off now." Emily said.

"Why are you guys in chairs you can easily get out of?" asked Kidflash, puzzled.

"I think these are for the other Titans. Mad Mod hasn't met us before so he doesn't know our weaknesses." Aqualad answered.

** ** ** ** **

With the bad guys

"Well I'm off! I've got the Titans in their seats!" Mad Mod said, getting up from his swivel chair.

"Cinderblock, block anyone who tries to get in! Mumbo and Puppet King, watch the screens!" Mad Mod left. Mumbo and Puppet King looked at the screens.

"Wait! Those aren't the Titans!" the Puppet King said, shocked.

"I think I saw those kids before...when the Brotherhood of Evil called us to fight the Titans." Mumbo said, pointing at Kidflash, Speedy, Aqualad and Kole. "There's not even enough chairs!"

"Mad Mod should've planned better." The Puppet King said, shaking his head. "Who are the other girls?"

"I don't know." Mumbo shrugged.

** ** ** ** **

With the other Titans (i.e. Starfire, Robin, Bumble Bee, Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy)

Robin and Starfire were getting worn out but continued to fight the lasers. They were flying unconsciously so when the lasers immediately stopped they didn't stop flying!

"Huh? Where'd the lasers go?" Robin said.

"I do not know." Starfire looked around.

"Whoa!" Cyborg and Bumble Bee were experiencing the same problem. Bumble Bee had resumed to her normal size but was still flying. "The lasers disappeared!"

"Did we beat them?" Bumble Bee asked.

Beast Boy had stopped running as a cheetah and now was attacking the lasers as well as Raven. He changed into a Rhino was prepared to crash into the busts but while he was charging, they disappeared and he was in such a shock he continued running.

"Ah!!!" he screamed. Raven flew faster to catch up with him.

"Beast Boy!" The other four Titans were running and running as well as them until...

CRASH.

"OW!" they all said in unison. They were all running in the same direction and they had crashed into each other.

"What...? Why did you guys go this way?" asked Robin.

"Why did you go this way?" Cyborg asked.

"I think this is Mad Mod's tricks!" Bumble Bee said. "I seriously don't like Mad Mod even though I haven't met him."

"Ok, well, let's try to find the other Titans." Robin said. So the group of six started walking in a random direction.

** ** ** ** **

With Emily, Speedy, Aqualad, Kole, Allie and Kidflash

Mad Mod walked along the corridor towards to big hall was the Titans were trapped. He couldn't wait to hypnotise these titans! The reason he didn't decide to take control of the British People by the swirling screen is because the Titans would find some way to destroy them. In fact they did before...when he decided to take over America. Ok, he was doing the same thing expect he was more prepared. He opened the door the big hall and confronted the Titans.

"Hello Titans! It's been a long time since we-," Mad Mod stared at the unfamiliar people. "Who are you? Where are the other duckies?"

"Duckies?" Allie said. "That's your nickname for the Titans?"

"Why are there six of you?" Mad Mod asked. "Where are the proper Titans?"

"Well, we are kind of the Teen Titans you know!" Speedy said. "And what do you mean proper titans!"

"Yeah, we're Titans too!" Aqualad said, annoyed.

"They aren't only five, you know!" Kole said.

"Oh no...If I knew you were coming I would've got different chairs..." Mad Mod muttered.

"Yeah, you should have known!" Emily flared her starbolts so the wooden handcuffs fell off. She then broke open her feet restrainers. Speedy did a risky trick and pushed against his arrows which were slung on his back. One popped out which he caught in his hand as he could still move his fingers. Then he used that arrow to cut through the red glowing bands. Aqualad simply ducked and got out. Speedy cut through the glowing white rings that trapped Allie's hands so she could get out. And Kole made herself crystal and the red bands split apart. Kidflash didn't have to do anything, so he simply got up.

"Right...well...as they say in England...bye!" Mad Mod ran for his life while Emily, Speedy, Kidflash, Aqualad, Allie and Kole chased after him. When the Titans had gone, the other Titans fell through the ceiling (Mad Mod still had his cane with him so he could still control everything in the building).

"I am sick of Mad Mod!" Beast Boy shouted. "Now where is he...?"

"I've got a feeling some people were here." Raven gestured towards the damaged chairs.

"Weren't those the chairs that we were in some time ago?" Robin said.

"And Dude, why is this place the same when we're in England? Mad Mod's base was that Oil Rig place in Jump City!" Beast Boy said.

"What's that got anything to do with the chairs, BB?" asked Cyborg.

"Nothing, I just realised!" Beast Boy shrugged.

"I am guessing that the other Titans were here and managed to get out." Starfire said.

"You were in these chairs?" Bumble Bee asked. "How come you couldn't get out?"

"The chairs are specially designed to disable our powers." Raven explained. "Mad Mod's stupid enough to assume we're the Titans that are going to fall in those seats."

"Well, we need to go and find the other Titans." Robin said. "Come on Titans."

** ** ** ** **

"Get him!" Emily quickly threw a starbolt at Mad Mod who pressed the button on his old fashioned cane which triggered part of the floor to go upwards. Mad Mod looked down on the Titans.

"Now my duckies, I know you're not as good as those other duckies but you'll still be good to hypnotise!" Mad Mod pressed the button again and then a large plasma screen came down from the ceiling.

"Wow, nice T.V." Allie muttered.

"Ha!" Mad Mod laughed as the hypnotizing screen turned on. Since these Titans hadn't met Mad Mod before, they had no idea he was going to hypnotise them so they were immediately under his control.

"If only I could do this for all the people in Britain...but it would take too long..." Mad Mod said. Then he rubbed his hands together evilly and attempted an evil laugh.

"MWHAHAHHAH-cough! Cough!" The pupils of the Titans' eyes were replaced by black and white swirling patterns.

"Now for the other Titans..."

Just at that moment, the other Titans came running in.

"Wait! Titans! Don't look!" Quickly, Robin, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Starfire covered their eyes in some way to avoid looking on the screen.

"What? What are you doing?" But Bumble Bee was too late and she was immediately hypnotised.

"Oh no!" Starfire cried. "Bumble Bee has been hypnotised!"

"I think everyone's hypnotised!" Robin said. "But whatever you do Titans, don't look around!"

Mad Mod had a feeling that the Titans weren't going to be hypnotised easily. So he removed the plasma screen and went onto his next plan.

"Right, my duckies! ATTACK!" Mad Mod shouted. "And you other duckies, prepare to be defeated as my hypnotised duckies can track you by your costumes!" The hypnotised Titans turned around to face the Titans. Bumble Bee attacked first and used her stingers to blast Starfire.

"Ahh!" she screamed and landed some feet away.

"Ok Titans don't hurt them too much, they're still our friends!" Robin ordered.

"Then what are we supposed to do man?" Cyborg asked.

"Just hold them off! Teen Titans, Go!" Starfire got up and got her starbolts ready. Bumble Bee came at her again but Starfire dodged and instead tripped her up with her foot. Bumble Bee recovered quickly and used her stingers to make Starfire shoot off to the other side of the room.

"Please friend Bumble Bee, I do not wish to hurt you." Starfire pleaded. Of course pleading never worked. The Titans were under control like the time when Brother Blood had them as 'students'. Robin was fighting Speedy or more like Speedy was fighting him. Speedy's aims were good and quick but Robin's amazing reflexes helped him dodge these. Raven was dodging Aqualad's attacks that made sewage burst through the floor as they were in the sewers. Beast Boy was morphing into the fastest animals he could think of so he could catch up with Kidflash but he had to admit- Kidflash was too fast for him. But he continued trying to dodge as he wasn't supposed to hurt him that much. Emily and Allie were fighting Cyborg as they weren't as skilled as fighting the rest of the Titans. Cyborg mostly dodged but sometimes punched but tried not to use his Sonic Cannon to hurt Allie and Emily too much. Mad Mod watched the battle scene and when no one was watching, he slipped away. When Starfire had landed on the floor roughly for the fourth time she said:

"We need to fight them Robin or we will be defeated!" Robin quickly blocked Speedy's punches when he said:

"Starfire's right, Titans fight back and knock them out but don't be too aggressive!" he yelled. The Titans all heard him and started fighting a bit harder. Starfire aimed her starbolts well at Bumble Bee who didn't dodge fast enough and landed on the floor.* Raven started throwing the ugly Mad Mod busts at Aqualad with great accuracy. Beast Boy morphed into a Pterodactyl and started picking up dropping objects at Kidflash by good judgement of Kidflash's movement. Now Cyborg decided to use his sonic cannon which he used whenever possible. Emily and Allie were slowly weakening and then Emily collapsed onto the floor.

"Err...Robin...are you sure you want us to knock them out?" yelled Cyborg.

"Yes." Robin said. Then Allie also collapsed next to Emily so Cyborg went to help Beast Boy. Soon enough, the other Titans were getting weakened and they were getting knocked out.

"Robin, why are we knocking them out?" Raven asked.

"You'll see." Robin said. Before they could actually 'see' what Robin was talking about, loud thuds of metal seemed to be getting neared to where the Titans were.

"Uh...Dudes...what's happening?" asked Beast Boy. The ground started to shake and the Titans looked around for the source of noise. The walls suddenly crashed down and standing all around them were more than a hundred Red Soldiers. The Titans recognised them from the time Mad Mod wanted to change history about 'Revolution'.

"Aw man! Not these guys again!" Cyborg said. Then they saw that Bumble Bee, Speedy, Aqualad and the rest were starting to wake up.

"Huh? Ow, my head hurts." Bumble Bee rubbed her head. "What...? Why am I on the floor?"

"You were hypnotised by Mad Mod and he made you fight us." Cyborg explained.

"Dude, I just realised, how did Mad Mod make them fight us? 'Cos when I was hypnotised I was just drooling." Beast Boy said.

"Maybe he has made a difference to his hypnotising screens?" suggested Starfire.

"Yeah, how about we look at the screens and see the difference?" said Raven sarcastically.

"Hello, my duckies!" Mad Mod was standing on top of one of the tall Red Soldiers, looking proud. "Hey! You're supposed to be under my control!" Mad Mod pointed to his cane at Bumble Bee and the others.

"Well, we're not going to be under your control again!" Bumble Bee yelled.

"Ha! We'll see about that!" The Red Soldiers suddenly had hypnotising screens on their armour. Robin, Raven, Starfire, Cyborg and Beast Boy were quick enough but this was also unexpected for the others. They were immediately hypnotised. When Mad Mod realised that the Titans weren't go to turn around, he turned the screens off and the Soldiers raised their guns in unison. There was a click-click of a gun being charged (mind you they're not real guns or there would be blood everywhere).

"This isn't good!" Beast Boy shouted.

"Titans, run!" Robin said finally and rapidly the Titans ran through the gap between each Soldier! They were gone in a blink of an eye.

"Wh-what!?" Mad Mod stared around. "Where'd those duckies get too?"

** ** ** ** **

The Titans were now running through the stinky passages of the sewers. They stopped when they realised they were running out of breath.

"Why did we run, Robin?" asked Beast Boy.

"Because we wouldn't be able to fight them all especially with the other Titans attacking us too." Robin explained.

"Yeah man, we were worn out by fighting them." Cyborg said.

"We really should've reminded them about the screens," Raven said. "Then we wouldn't have to fight so many people. And they can track us too, remember what Mad Mod said?"

"And it would still be difficult to defeat those strong robots." Starfire said.

"I had a feeling they were going to be hypnotised." Robin said.

"You did?" Raven asked.

"What made you think they were going to be hypnotised?" asked Beast Boy.

"Well the other Titans haven't met Mad Mod before so they don't know what he does for attacks and also I figured that Mad Mod must have more back-up now as he broke three villains out of jail!" Robin said.

"Robin's got a point, y'all." Cyborg said. "But are you implying that we should've let them stay at home?"

Robin didn't say anything.

"You think they should've stayed at home? Man, we could never take down Mad Mod with only the five of us!"

"Well, I think we should've told them more about Mad Mod. Then we wouldn't have this problem." Robin said.

"Yeah, so it's your fault they don't know dude." Beast Boy said. Robin sent him a look.

"I think I know that!" Robin snapped. "Right now we need to think of a plan to take down Mad Mod!"

"Do not take all the blame, Robin. In fact, I think if we did tell them I would believe they still would be hypnotised." Starfire said.

"Maybe, but still it would've been better to tell them about the villains."

"Ooh ooh! How about we get trained gerbil commandos?!" Beast Boy suggested.

"Beast Boy, why are you suggesting that again?" Raven asked.

"Again?" Robin said.

"Remember when Mad Mod decided to take over America? Well he suggested training gerbil commands." Raven said, indicating Beast Boy.

"It's commandos!" Beast Boy corrected.

"Ok, Titans. We need to wear civilian clothing." Robin announced. The four other Titans stared at him.

"What?!"

"Raven pointed it out. Mad Mod's hypnosis made the Titans track us but that's only from our costumes." Robin explained.

"SWEET!" Beast Boy yelled. "Ok let's get back to the hotel now!"

"I'm not implying a vacation Beast Boy." Robin said.

"Oh..." Beast Boy was disappointed.

** ** ** ** **

When they got back to the hotel (which was very small for the Titans liking) they started getting changed. Since Cyborg obviously couldn't take off his robotic parts he put on a hoodie and jeans over his metal. Raven wore a dark purple jumper and some dark jeans (Starfire made her bring at least one civilian outfit when they were packing in case Robin had a change of heart about the whole vacation thing). Beast Boy for some weird reason wore a Hawaiian shirt and shorts.

"Beast Boy, England's cold." Raven reminded.

"So?" Beast Boy retorted.

Starfire wore a purple top and blue jeans and Robin said he hadn't brought anything else apart from his normal costume.

"Do not worry Robin! I brought some clothes for you to wear." Starfire said, holding out a blue T-shirt, black jeans and sneakers (or trainers in England).

"Star, where'd you get this?" Robin asked.

"Oh...I did the sneaking and took out some clothes for you to wear from your wardrobe." Starfire said sheepishly.

"You...you...snuck into my bedroom?" Beast Boy and Cyborg smirked at each other.

"I had no idea you had civilian clothes Robin!" Starfire said.

"Why did you sneak into my bedroom?" Robin asked.

"Oh Robin, quickly change into these clothes so we can go outside!" Starfire gabbled, ignoring the question. Once Robin was in the bathroom Starfire turned around to smile innocently at the others.

"Why did you go in his bedroom?" Raven asked.

"I...I...just went to get his civilian clothes." Starfire said.

"Star, I never knew you were that fond of Robin!" Cyborg said.

"Where we waiting for him to come to his bedroom?" Beast Boy teased and then got a death glare from Raven.

"I heard that!" Robin said from inside the bathroom.

"Don't be a jerk Beast Boy." Raven said. "Stop teasing them." Robin came out from the bathroom looking very different in normal clothes. Then Cyborg realised something.

"Hey! Don't you need take off your mask?" Cyborg reminded.

"Oh..." Robin realised.

"Dude, come on why can't you show us your eyes? Do you have eyes?" Beast Boy joked. Robin didn't say anything. He didn't look angry, maybe upset.

"Oh sorry dude..." Beast Boy said when he saw Robin's face. (A/N I just thought Robin would've had a flashback then from when he was younger)

"It's ok." He said.

"I remembered to bring glasses of the sun!" Starfire said. She held out some very, very dark shades to Robin. "They are the darkest I could find at the mall of shopping."

"Thanks Star." Robin took the sunglasses. "Why did you buy them?"

"I thought it may be required if someone took your mask." Starfire shrugged. Robin turned away from the other Titans (well Beast Boy and Cyborg as they were the only ones who didn't know about the colour of Robin's eyes) and took of his mask and put his sunglasses on.

** ** ** ** **

Once they were out of the stuffy hotel, Robin started explaining instructions.

"Before you say anything Beast Boy, this is not a vacation. We're still going to fight crime but just without our normal everyday clothes." Robin started.

Beast Boy started muttering something about Robin being unfair.

"We need first see if Mad Mod has already sent out any of the robots or the other Titans out to create havoc. If he has we need to knock out the Titans and bring them back to their senses and we can go and defeat the robots. If he hasn't we're going back to the base and take down Mad Mod, Mumbo and the Puppet King." Robin explained.

"You forgot Cinderblock." Beast Boy pointed out.

"And Cinderblock. Ok Titans-,"

"DUDE! I have an idea!" Beast Boy said.

"What?" Robin asked, irritated.

"We should go on the London Eye and look around! You can see everything at once!" Beast Boy said. Robin thought about it.

"Beast Boy, that's a good idea but won't everything be so tiny? And there's going to be a huge queue." Robin said.

"How do you know?" asked Beast Boy.

"Because I can see the end of the line." Robin indicated a person at the end of the line who was grumbling.

"This might not be for the London Eye though!" Beast Boy said. "Hey, Miss!"

The girl turned around.

"I'm twelve you know." She said in a strong English accent.

"Where're your parents?" asked Cyborg. She shrugged.

"They wanted to go to some random Science museum so I ran off because I wanted to go on the London Eye." She explained.

"Oh so this is the queue for the London Eye!" Beast Boy said.

"But your parents will be very upset when they find out!" Starfire said.

"Oh well." The girl couldn't care less. "I'm really annoyed I can't use my VIP pass to go onto the London Eye!"

"VIP pass?" Robin raised an eyebrow. "I didn't think they made official VIP passes for the London Eye."

"They don't. Some people are selling these down the street but they're ripping people off. My parents are rich so I get loads of pocket money so I bought a VIP pass, but I can't use it because I'm too young! You need to be fifteen and over!"

"Wait. If they're not official, would the people let you in?" Raven said.

"Yeah, there's some girl who's checking the tickets and all she ever does is look in magazines! She never notices the tickets properly. And she keeps talking about this guy in the magazine who's so hot and she's in love with him and who lives in America and she would give someone free entry to the London Eye if she got to meet him."

"Hey! Is the pass only for one person?" Beast Boy asked.

"Yes." The girl nodded. Beast Boy was disappointed and knocked the idea of them all going on the London Eye out of his head.

"Who's the guy the girl keeps talking about?" asked Cyborg.

"Well...I don't know his name but she's real jealous of his girlfriend." The girl said.

"Who's the guy? Some famous rockstar?" asked Beast boy.

"Do you know he looks like?" asked Raven. "We might have seen him by chance."

"Well...he's got 'amazing lightly tanned skin' and 'jet black hair' which is so 'amazingly gorgeous and hot when it's spiked up' and he needs someone better than 'a stupid alien girlfriend who should have three eyes instead of two no hair instead of ruby red hair' and that she could be his 'super hot girlfriend'. She also loves the way he 'fights villains in such an ah-mazing way' and the 'Christmas colour costume' is what 'hot guys should wear these days'." The girl explained in full detail. The Titans all turned to the boy who maybe (just maybe), possibly, with a slight chance that it could be him.

"You didn't really have to give us all that detail." Raven said. The girl shrugged.

"Sorry. I just remembered it from hearing it too much."

"Hey, if I said 'bird' or 'name beginning with r' or 'name which could be either male or female' would you get any hints on the name?" Cyborg asked.

"Hmm...oh yeah! His name was Robin! And he's the leader of some team called Teen Titans!" the girl said in realisation. "Whoever thought of that name has poor imagination."

The Titans glared at the girl but Robin was just shocked and Starfire looked ready to kill.

"What? Did I say something?" asked the girl, oblivious about what was going on. Then she noticed the amazingly lightly tanned skinned, jet black haired, amazingly gorgeous and hot boy which went by the name Robin.

"Hey! You look a lot like that boy I was describing, expect you're not wearing Christmas Colours!" the girl laughed. That girl was stupid...or maybe she knew all along and was playing with them?

"It's entirely your fault!" she suddenly shouted, complete change of voice and tone. The Titans stared at her.

"What?" Robin said, finally being able to speak.

"You made my sister the biggest Robin fan in the world!" she accused.

"I...I..."

"You made her talk to me 24/7 about you and your girlfriend! She talks, lives, and breathes Robin!!!" she yelled. "I can't take it!"

"Wait a second! Why won't she let you in the London Eye?" asked Beast Boy, surprised.

"She might talk to me a lot but she doesn't like me at all." The girl said. The Teen Titans exchanged looks. Then the girl realised something. "Oh! Sorry about saying Teen Titans was a lame name..." the girl said sheepishly. "I just hear it way too much...as well as 'Titans Go!' You don't know what's it like to listen to that about fifty times a day!"

"Wanna bet?" Cyborg and Beast Boy asked, glancing at Robin.

"Ok...so your sister is a crazy about me..." Robin shivered. "I have no intention of meeting her."

"Me either!" Starfire said. "She's such an annoying florgy, hollorging gremplork!"

"Come on dude! We need to go and find Mad Mod by going on the London Eye! We can't waste much more time!" Beast Boy said. "Ok, little girl, you can come with us if you want to get into the London Eye free!"

"I'm not that little." The girl said but did follow the Titans as they pushed through the crowd yelling: "We're on a mission!" and "Sorry!" and "We're the Teen Titans!" They reached the ticket booth and saw a girl who was older than the girl the Titans were just talking too and she looked a bit like her.

"Hey Sis. I got your dream boy here for you. Now can I go in?" the girl looked up.

"No you haven't..." then she noticed Robin and her face went all dreamy. She stared at Robin with wide eyes and Robin was feeling extremely uncomfortable. Beast Boy and Cyborg smirked at the scene. "Here are your tickets..." She handed Robin about hundred tickets. She continued staring at Robin as if he was a God who came down from heaven.

"Ok, run!" the girl dragged the Titans out from in front of the girl who was now leaning out and kissing air.

"That girl needs to be punished!" Starfire said furiously. She flared up her green starbolts and started charging at her. The other Titans started holding her back as if Starfire attacked that girl, she'd probably be dead.

"Star! No! Not some innocent person! Well... she's not completely innocent but don't hurt her or we'll cause trouble!" Robin said. "Quick, we wasted enough time talking! We need to look around London and see if there are any robots marching around!" the Titans got into one of the glass booths with the girl.

"Hey, thanks a lot little girl! What's your name so I can stop calling you little girl?" asked Beast Boy.

"Holly." The girl said.

"Ok, so Holly, how does your sister know about Teen Titans?" asked Beast Boy.

"I told you, magazines and there's the America News Channel you can access from England. And there's a girl called Argent who sometimes visits London."

"Hey! Why didn't we ask Argent for help, Robin?" asked Cyborg.

"I already did. She said she was sorting out some robberies in Birmingham so she couldn't help." Robin explained. "Ok Titans start looking for any sign of Mad Mod or Mumbo or the Puppet King." The Titans started looking through the windows.

"How can we see Mad Mod? Everyone's so tiny." Raven said. "We might be able to notice the robots..."

"Oh look...Emily was right! Everyone does look like the ants!" Starfire said, pointing down.

"Well...there might be a small explosion somewhere." Robin said. "But hopefully there won't be."

"Hey, Holly, do you want to help?" Cyborg asked. "We need to take down Mad Mod-,"

"Ugh! Him!" Holly said disgusted. "He's always visiting London and once made us watch a parade devoted to him! I don't like him at all!"

"Dude...you were right! From ages ago!" Beast Boy said.

"What?"

"When you said that British people didn't like Mad Mod!"

"Beast Boy, how do you remember that?" asked Raven, surprised.

"I'm just good at remembering! I have a memory of an elephant!" Beast Boy laughed.

"Don't change into an elephant Beast Boy." Raven said. "Or we will be paying for a new London Eye." The Titans and Holly continued looking for the villains and then Robin saw a small explosion just like he, unfortunately, predicted.

"There! Titans Go!" Robin yelled but realised something.

"Dude, we can't! We're inside a glass ball!" Beast Boy said.

"Raven, teleport us outside." Robin said. Raven nodded.

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" the Titans were encased in black magic and were swallowed into it while Holly was left by herself.

** ** ** ** **

The Titans appeared again and saw that Mad Mod indeed had let loose of the red soldier robots. The explosion was when one of the robots had fired its gun at a building.

"Why is he wrecking London? I thought Mad Mod would like to keep this place intact." Raven said.

"Raven, that store's called 'American Burgers' and Mad Mod really doesn't like America." Cyborg said.

"Titans go!" Robin yelled. The Titans sprung into action and Starfire flew up and started shooting starbolts at one of the robots. It turned his head to face her and then got it's gun ready. Starfire dodged it and blasted the gun which left the robot weaponless. So it started aiming punches at Starfire who dodged them until one unexpected punch hit her and she fell onto the ground. Raven was fighting another red soldier robot by throwing random projectiles at it. She either blocked or dodged the gun shots but one of them hit her and she fell onto the floor. Robin was manually fighting a robot or used one of his weapons which he stuffed in his jeans' pockets. He used his karate skills to knock of the robot's weapon which Robin picked up and started using! Unfortunately for him the gun was useless against the red robot's heavy metal so Robin instead started hitting the robot in its weak spots. But as we all know, it's not very easy to kick in jeans.

"Stupid jeans!" Robin muttered when he realised he couldn't kick very high.

Beast Boy had no problems with his clothing which could affect his fighting skills. He transformed into a T-Rex and he rammed into the large robot which sent it backwards. The robot quickly stood up and started shooting. Beast Boy was hit a few times because of his size so he morphed into a Pterodactyl and avoided the gun shots. He transformed into an elephant when he was right above the robot which damaged it a lot. Cyborg used his Sonic Cannon and his strong punches to take his opponent down. The Robots weren't very fast so it couldn't dodge very easily at all but they had powerful punches. People were screaming and running around in terror. It wasn't any different how people reacted to villains in Jump City. Soon enough, the robots were defeated and all that was left were large scraps of metal.

"Ok Titans, we need to see if Mumbo, the Puppet King or Mad Mod has started their plan yet." Robin got out his communicator and started searching for Mad Mod.

"I can't find Mumbo or Mad Mod but Aqualad, Speedy and Bumble Bee are at St. George's street!" The Titans immediately set off for said street.

** ** ** ** **

"Where did you send the other four?" The Puppet King asked.

"I sent them to the St. Jonathan's street to get rid of all those pesky American Diners!" Mad Mod said.

"You know, America isn't all bad." Mumbo said. Of course, people don't like other people saying bad things about their country.

"Yeah, you're the only proper people who live there!" Mad Mod said.

"The control is ready Mad Mod." The Puppet King said.

"Good..." Mad Mod said. "What!"

"What?"

"The duckies are defeating my duckies!" Mad Mod yelled. "Mumbo, you go and fight the Titans!"

"It will be my pleasure! I have lots of tricks up my sleeve!" Mumbo vanished in a puff of smoke.

"This is going just like I planned...soon America would be under my control!" Mad Mod laughed evilly which resulted him coughing afterwards. The Puppet King was slightly annoyed by Mad Mod but didn't say anything.

** ** ** ** **

The Titans were in a fight against Bumble Bee, Speedy and Aqualad. They were trying to knock the hypnosis out of them by fighting but it was quite difficult. So Beast boy tried telling jokes (like last time Starfire had to keep saying jokes for Beast Boy).

"Hey! Speedy! Over here!" Speedy turned around to face Cyborg. Speedy started running at him while having an arrow ready to shoot. As soon as he was near enough, Cyborg started restraining him with his arm and Speedy was trying to get out. While he was doing that, Beast Boy came flying down from the sky and landed next to Speedy.

"Ok dude...Knock Knock!" Speedy didn't reply.

"BB, he's not going to reply!" Cyborg said while keeping Speedy in Headlock.

"Then you reply, dude!"

"Ok, Ok...who's there?"

"You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?"

"You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?"

"Doesn't matter, it's pointless!" Beast Boy started laughing and Speedy started laughing too!

"HAHA! That's funny man...Cyborg why are you trying to strangle me?" asked Speedy. "And if you are, you're not doing a good job."

"You were under Mad Mod's control! Ok, remember...don't look at the screens! They could pop out anywhere!" Cyborg said. "And try to keep focus." Speedy nodded.

"So is like telling jokes going to help people stop being hypnotised?"

"Yep." Beast Boy said.

"Ok then." Speedy ran off to tell a joke to Aqualad and Beast Boy went with him. Then suddenly, Mumbo Jumbo appeared in a poof of smoke.

"Greetings Titans!" he greeted. "It's been a long time!"

"Mumbo Jumbo!" Robin said in his we're-going-to-take-you-down voice.

"Yes, it's me...and where's your costume?" Mumbo asked and then he was smart enough to realise why. "You sneaks! Well, prepare to defeat my cards!" Mumbo took the hat off his head and tapped it with his wand. Suddenly, as if by magic (cough), over-sized cards came shooting out and hit Robin right in the chest which sent him flying backwards.

"Mumbo Jumbo?" Speedy said. "Weird name..."

"I heard that!" with a flick of his wand, bunny rabbits came pouring out of Mumbo's hat which made Speedy buried in a pile of bunny rabbits. Starfire and Raven flew over to Mumbo and was prepared to attack but then Mumbo made two narrow, long boxes out of thin air (the ones used to saw people in half) and made the boxes open and close onto Starfire and Raven.

"Ah...thanks for volunteering! And now Ladies and Gentlemen, be prepared for blood and guts flying everywhere!" Mumbo got out a razor sharp saw from the inside of his hat and started sawing the boxes in half!

"AHHHH!" Starfire screamed. Raven didn't scream but she was looking at the perilous saw in horror. Quickly Robin, who had recovered, sent some birdarangs to tie up Mumbo up and he freed Starfire from the box. Beast Boy did the same with Raven too. Unfortunately, Mumbo escaped from being tied up and got out his hat. From his hat, white rabbits erupted which were flying towards Beast Boy! Beast Boy started running but the white rabbits followed him on a trail. Raven rolled her eyes and flew after the rabbits so she could destroy them. Before Mumbo could realise, Cyborg's sonic cannon shot him at the back so Mumbo fell on the floor.

"I bet you didn't see that coming, did you?" Cyborg said.

"No I didn't." Mumbo admitted and stood up. "But you didn't see this coming!" Playing cards flew out of Mumbo's sleeves and showered Cyborg in a flurry of cards. Bumble Bee meanwhile still hadn't recovered from the hypnosis so she used her stingers to attack Robin by surprise. Aqualad instead made water from a fire hydrant burst out and hit Starfire. So consequently, they started fighting each other. Speedy had got out of the pile of rabbits and got out his arrows, ready to aim. He shot his arrow which was an electricity one so Mumbo was given a shock when it hit him. When Raven had finally got rid of the menacing bunny rabbits which were chasing Beast Boy he went to Robin and Starfire who were still fighting and Beast Boy yelled: "Dudes! Make them laugh! Knocking them out would take ages!"

"Oh yes! I almost forgot that way..." Starfire said. When Aqualad was near enough she started saying: "Why does a Florgee want to Zorg a Flopnarf? So he can Dinorg!" Starfire burst out laughing at her joke but unfortunately no one understood.

"Beast Boy I don't know any good jokes! Tell a joke, now!" Robin ordered while he dodged one of Bumble Bee's stinger attacks.

"Me? Have to tell a joke? YES!" Beast Boy cheered and then went to Bumble Bee.

"Ok...What do you when there's a kidnapping? Wake them up!" Beast Boy laughed. And suddenly, Bumble Bee started laughing too.

"That's a good one! Robin, why are you trying to hit me?" Robin had his fist ready to punch in mid air.

"Oh...you were under hypnosis Bumble Bee and Mad Mod started making you fight us. Make sure you stay focused and don't ever look at the hypnotic screens." Robin said.

"What do they look like?"

"Black and white swirly things." Beast Boy said.

"Yeah but don't look at it all!" Robin said. Bumble Bee nodded.

"Are the other Titans under hypnosis too?" she asked.

"Yeah, we just need to tell a funny joke to Aqualad!" Beast Boy said. He walked over to Aqualad and yelled: "What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!" This joke made Aqualad laugh as well as Beast Boy.

"Sneakers! That's a good one!" Aqualad said. "And...why are we in front of an American Diner?"

Robin explained what was happening.

"Oh. So we just need to take down him?" Aqualad indicated Mumbo who was fighting Starfire, Raven and Speedy and Raven had just got covered in pink flowers.

"Ow...she's not going to like that." Beast Boy said, looking at Raven. She was pretty angry after that and started fighting Mumbo with more concentration.

"She's hot when she's angry." Beast Boy commented. Robin raised an eyebrow.

"Come on, I bet you think the same when you see Starfire!" Robin looked sheepish.

"We need to help them anyway!" Robin expertly threw disks at Mumbo which caused a small explosion and caused Mumbo to fly backwards. Beast Boy morphed into a Rhino and rammed into a worn out Mumbo and then jets of water crashed into him too. Starfire threw starbolts at Mumbo, Bumble Bee used her stingers and Raven her telekinesis. Lastly, Speedy shot an arrow at Mumbo which suddenly captured him in a net. Cyborg did the honours of swinging the net over his shoulder.

"What should we do with him now, Rob? Should we send him to British jail or American jail?" Cyborg asked.

"American. That's where he's from." Robin answered. (A/N Is that how it works for people who commit crimes in different countries? Let's just say it is.)

"Where should we keep him now?"

"Give him to the Police Station for now." Robin said. Then Robin's communicator started beeping. He retrieved it and looked at it.

"Looks like Kole, Allie, Emily and Kidflash are at St. George's street...Cyborg you go and take Mumbo to the Police Station and meet us there!" Robin said. Cyborg nodded and ran off, taking a knocked out Mumbo with him. "Titans GO!"

** ** ** ** **

With Mad Mod

Mad Mod and the Puppet King were waiting in the control room, oblivious that Mumbo had been defeated. Cinderblock was still there and was apparently being completely ignored. Mad Mod was checking the security screens when he finally saw it.

"Look! Those little snots have already defeated Mumbo! Right!" Mad Mod turned to Cinderblock. "You! You go to St. Johnathan's street and stall the Teen Titans! Puppet King, we need to hypnotise England now before the Teen Titans defeat us!"

"But Mad Mod, my remote control hasn't got enough power to control all of England!" The Puppet King protested.

"We need to bring out the hypnosis screens." Mad Mod declared. "Go! Cinderblock Go! I can't wait any longer! Ok...need to release the submarines, boats and ships!" Mad Mod pressed a button.

"Soon America will be under my control!" Mad Mod yelled gleefully. The Puppet King was forgetting why he was working for someone who hated his country. Fine, maybe the Puppet King wasn't a real person but he couldn't understand why Mad Mod had such hatred to America. He still hadn't said anything to him yet and he waited there, ready for what happened next.

** ** ** ** **

Even when the Titans were eight against four, fighting them was difficult and when Beast Boy said a really funny joke (yes, it was actually really funny) nothing happened. Robin had figured out that they had to be weaker. Beast Boy had suggested that they could hit them over the head with something hard so they could knock them out but Raven's reply was: "That would be a good idea if you wanted to kill them." So the Titans were back to slowly wearing the hypnotised Titans out. It was difficult because Kidflash was extremely fast too and you couldn't really wear out crystal with ease, could you? The only easy people were Emily and Allie as they were only amateurs when it came to fighting and Robin was wearing her down easily. Starfire was fighting Emily and she realised (but didn't say it) that Emily was pretty rubbish at fighting. Beast Boy had the honours of telling the jokes of course so when Allie was a bit more tired he said his joke: "How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair!" Allie burst out laughing at the joke.

"How come you're making people laugh all of a sudden?" Raven asked. "You never did at the tower." Beast Boy shrugged.

"Must be my new joke book." He said. Raven stared at him.

"Since when did you get a new joke book?" Raven asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Err...last week!" Beast Boy said struggling to remember even though he had stated he had a memory of an elephant.

"Beast Boy!" Starfire called. "I require your assistance for telling Emily a funny joke!" Beast Boy ran over to Starfire and Emily. Then he yelled: "Dudet! Why are opera singers good sailors? Because they can handle the high seas!" Unfortunately, the joke didn't work Emily was still hypnotised.

"I do not think Emily did the getting of the joke. I certainly did not!" Starfire said and dodged one of Emily's starbolts. "Let me try...What do you get if a Flornop decides to Zingor planets? Jorgel!" Starfire and Emily burst out laughing at the joke.

"Dude! You understand her joke but not mine?! It's in Tamaraen!" Beast Boy yelled.

"Beast Boy, Emily understands Tamaraen unlike you." Raven said.

"Oh...oops...I forgot." Beast Boy said sheepishly.

"Oh so you forget Emily's a Tamaraen but you remember Cyborg said something about two years ago?" Raven said, raising an eyebrow.

"That was a good one, Starfire!" Emily said. "Err...why am I in the air? And why are you wearing normal clothes?"

Starfire explained everything in a few sentence and Emily nodded in acknowledgment. Suddenly, a flash of red and yellow went past them.

"Whoa! Was that Kidflash? Why's he running?" Emily asked.

"He's still under hypnosis." Raven said. Suddenly, there was loud thumping and the ground started to shake. Someone shouted "Earthquake!" but it wasn't an earthquake. Only Cinderblock.

"Ok Titans, Emily, Bumble Bee, Speedy and Beast Boy, try to bring Kidflash out of hypnosis and the rest of you take Cinderblock down! Titans GO!" Robin ordered and Titans sprung into action. Cinderblock was pretty easy as he was literally just a big block which moved. But when he hit you, it hurt. Kidflash was indeed the fastest boy alive but that didn't mean he was invincible. Speedy shot him with an arrow with a boxing glove attached which pushed him over and Emily threw a starbolt which she surprisingly aimed well to keep him down. The Beast Boy did his magic and shouted a joke right in Kidflash's ear: "Ok, why are cooks so mean? Because they beat their eggs and whip their cream!" Kidflash started laughing his head off.

"That was funny!" Kidflash said. "...why am I on the floor?"

Beast Boy explained what was going on (I think they must be bored of explaining now).

"Let's go and take down Cinderblock!" Beast Boy said. After a few minutes Cinderblock was defeated and was tied up in bent lamp post.

"Hey, have you seen Sparky?" Bumble Bee asked. Just then however, "Sparky" came running too them.

"I put...*pant*...in the...*pant* police station *pant*," Cyborg said breathing heavily. Beast boy noticed he was panting.

"Cy, are you alright? You seem pretty tired." Beast Boy said.

"I had to run...five miles...in half and hour..." Cyborg said.

"Err...that sounds reasonable Cy," Robin said.

"In jeans!" Cyborg added. "You can't run in jeans."

"Oh yes...you cannot fight in the jeans either." Starfire said.

"Why are you wearing jeans then?" Aqualad asked, surprised.

"We had to wear normal clothes instead of our costumes because if we did, you'd come and get us." Raven explained. "When you were hypnotised anyway."

"Ok Titans we need to go and bring Mad Mod and the Puppet King down take them to jail." Robin said, punching his fist into his hand like he always did. "But first, Raven put Cinderblock somewhere solitary for now." Raven nodded and teleported Cinderblock inside a nearby locked up garage.

"Err...Robin..." Speedy pointed to something behind Robin and turned around. 500 people or so were walking towards them with the same black and white swirly eyes. They were walking in the same stride as each other and they gave off the impression that they were an army. A really big one. Their arms were also swinging at the right speed as everyone else. It took some moments until the Titans realised what was going on.

"Titans-"

"RUN!" Beast Boy finished for Robin and abruptly turned around to sprint off when Raven brought him back with her telekinesis.

"Dudes, why aren't you running?" Beast Boy asked franctically. "We can't un-hypnotise all of those Brits!"

"Because they're not attacking us!" Bumble Bee said. "Look, they're walkin' straight past us!" She was right- the hypnotised Brits were marching past them

"Where are they going?" Starfire asked. "Surely, Mad Mod would want to rid of us?"

"They're heading to the direction of the harbour!" someone yelled. The Titans turned around to face a 12-year-old girl.

"Thanks...and who are you?" Kidflash asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I'm Holly." Holly said. "Are you guys Teen Titans too?" Aqualad, Bumble Bee, Speedy, Kidflash nodded.

"Who are you? I've never seen you on T.V. or anything." Holly said, looking at Allie and Emily.

"Oh we're just people who live with the Teen Titans..." Emily said.

"Yeah, we're friends." Allie said. "I don't really go into battle that much."

"Oh, ok."

"Dudes! Let's back to the Brits who're going to the harbour!" Beast Boy reminded.

"Beast Boy's right...but why are they going to the harbour?" Robin wondered.

"I have no idea, but I think it's a good idea if we go to harbour ourselves." Aqualad said.

"Good idea." So the Teen Titans started heading towards to harbour as fast as they could.

** ** ** ** **

The Harbour

The Titans arrived at the Harbour to see an unexpected sight.

"Whoa..." Beast Boy muttered. Hundreds of Union Jack Submarines were lined up, ready to be loaded. Mad Mod was nowhere to be seen but the Titans knew he was behind this. The Titans were staring at the submarines to try to figure out why there were lots of them here. As well as submarines, there were huge ships loaded with cannons- they could understand why he needed those. Dead looking but upright Red Soldiers were there too, but the Titans took no notice. Mad Mod was actually literally going to take over America! And this was definitely not good for the Titans.

"Ok Titans, search and find Mad Mod!" Robin yelled. "We need to take him down! Titans GO!" The Titans split up immediately in pairs to find Mad Mod.

** ** ** ** **

It was getting to sunset now and the parks were empty. Houses were empty. Shops were empty. Lots of streets from different parts of London were shaking with the continuous steps of London's Inhabitants. They marched swiftly and in unison. The roads were shaking and Mad Mod was in front of the longest line of people. He was in a floating raft thing which was the exactly same thing from the time he tried to take of Jump City alone (a.k.a Ep. Revolution). Now he had back up- around 2 million in fact. He felt so proud and confident. The Puppet King was standing beside him on the raft thing to but he didn't look as proud, confident or content. He actually seemed reluctant to be standing there but stood there anyway. He still had the remote in his hands even though he didn't have any use for it.

"Right, laddie!" Mad Mod said. "Time for the departure!"

"What should I do?" The Puppet King asked.

"Make sure the Titans don't destroy my army!" Mad Mod ordered. "I want tothe only villain to defeat the Titans!" The Puppet King nodded in acknowledgment. They were nearing the harbour and Mad Mod was getting more excited by the second. Soon enough they were there and Mad Mod immediately jumped of the floating raft. He walked to the largest, grandest ship and after a few minutes was at the front of the boat. It was the vehicle that was going to lead everything else. The hypnotised people started climbing into the submarines. Mad Mod knew this was going to take a long time so he was ready to wait.

Suddenly, while someone was about to climb onto a submarine, a razor sharp object came flying through the air and knocked the periscope of the submarine straight off. Mad Mod saw this so he turned, shocked, to the direction of that object. He saw something he dreaded to see- The Teen Titans. Or more specifically, Robin and Starfire.

"Mad Mod, when you mess with America, you mess with us." Robin said. (A/N I know, pretty rubbish line for the beginning of a battle...) "And you don't want to do that."

"You!" Mad Mod barked. "Right, minions, attack!" As soon as Mad Mod had said that, the hypnotised minions turned away from the submarines and straight at Robin and Starfire. Starfire flared her starbolts and started throwing small but effective starbolts at them. Robin made a signal with his hand which caused ten other Titans to appear from hiding places.

"Titans Go!" Robin yelled. (A/N By the way, there aren't two million people here...it's only some of the people so like five hundred...oh man...hopefully the others won't come soon). The Titans immediately started attacking and luckily Aqualad had a huge advantage as water was his talent and they were by a huge stretch of water. Aqualad effectively sloshed water down on the hypnotised citizens but luckily none of them were good at fighting. Some people were kind of fat too so that didn't help much either. This made fending off the hypnotisied easier for the Titans. Mad Mod watched with horror at how quickly they were knocking the hypnosis out of them. When they were unhypnotised they usually just walked off in confusion. But unfortunately for the Titans, more hypnotised people started entering the large harbour which was making it harder for the Titans.

"We can't do this forever Robin! They're about 2 million people living in London!" Cyborg yelled.

"Then stop fighting them!" Robin yelled. He expertly jumped over the citizens attacks and he landed on one of the submarines. He jabbed a bomb into its roof and jumped off to the next one doing the same. The submarine exploded and bits of metal flew everywhere.

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" Raven caught the hazardous metal before it anyone innocent. The Titans realised what Robin was doing so consequently Starfire started blowing up submarines with her starbolts. Bumble Bee started stinging them with her stingers and blew them up by shrinking into a bumble bee and crossing the wiring circuitry. Speedy started aiming arrows at the submarines to damage them. The rest of them continued fending them off but mostly started damaging the submarines.

"What are those duckies doing?!" Mad Mod yelled, outraged.

"Attacking the submarines." The Puppet King answered calmly. For some strange reason, he wasn't as angry and annoyed as Mad Mod.

"How can you be so calm!?" Mad Mod yelled. "We need to hypnotise those duckies before they could go any further!"

"What?" The Puppet King was now shocked.

"You heard me! Do it!" Mad Mod ordered.

"No! I don't it'll work-"

"Do it!" Reluctantly, the Puppet King took out his control and held it towards the Titans. An aerial came out of the control and the Puppet King pressed the button.

Robin jammed another one of his bombs into the submarine when started feeling dizziness. He held his head and started feeling like his head was going to fall off. He gripped tighter and suddenly felt a familiar emptiness wash over him. He felt himself losing control of himself, he felt like he was falling when he realised. Mad Mod was trying to hypnotise him! He shut his eyes to make sure he didn't see the hypnosis screens but it didn't work- he saw whiteness but he knew he wasn't out of Mad Mod's control yet.

"Concentrate...concentrate..." he said to himself. Little did he know, all the other Titans were feeling the same sensation. Raven clutched onto her head and continually repeated her mantra in her head trying her hardest not to be hypnotised. These sensations were more forceful when they first faced Mad Mod. This seemed to be stronger. The Titans stopped whatever they were doing to make sure they weren't hypnotised. If they did ever lose concentration, Mad Mod would have them hypnotised and the Titans might be on the verge of losing a battle! Starfire groaned in pain-or was it pain? Was it too much concentration? Was the force of the hypnosis so strong that it was enough to be painful? Cyborg felt his circuits hissing and crackling and his head felt weird. Titans East, Kidflash, Emily and Allie had just met Mad Mod but they were still trying to stop falling under hypnosis. Emily had never experienced something like this in all her life. Neither had Allie but they were still attempting to stop the hypnosis wash over them. Whiteness...black swirly lines...slight jabs of pain...weird voices...confusion...this was all running through the Titans minds. (A/N That last bit was kind of precise and detailed and pointless, so you could've skipped it you know).

Mad Mod stared at the Titans who were resisting the power of hypnosis. Suddenly, the wiring for the controls started fizzing and it then exploded. Just a small explosion though.

"What happened?" Mad Mod asked frantically.

"The Teen Titans have strong resisting minds! But it seems those two have fainted." The Puppet King said, indicating two people who were on the floor.

"What?!" Mad Mod yelled. "It didn't work?!"

"I told you so!" The Puppet King said childishly.

"I haven't got any time for little snots ruining my plans! We need to depart now!" At the harbour floor, Beast Boy was currently trying to revive Emily and Allie.

"Ok! Knock Knock!" he said. When he realised they of course wouldn't answer, he said in a high voice: "Who's there?"

"Justin!"

"Justin who?" said Beats Boy's high voice.

"Justin time for the Party!" Beast Boy said. It didn't work.

"That joke's so old!" Speedy said. "We need to get Allie awake, now!"

"Aqualad, pour water on them." Robin ordered. Aqualad nodded and used his hands to bring water up and splash onto Emily and Allie. Immediately, they woke up.

"AHH!" Allie yelled. "Why'd you do that?!"

"Allie, you'd fainted!" Robin said. "It was the only way! And Beast Boy's jokes didn't work!"

"I did? Ow...my brain hurts..." she commented.

"Are you alright, Allie?" Speedy asked, obviously worried for his girlfriend.

"Yeah I am." Allie said smiling at him. Someone coughed which stopped their romantic moment.

"Oh...hey Kidflash, could you dry my hair for me?" Emily asked.

"Sure!" Kidflash said.

"Dude, how's he going to do that?" Beast Boy asked confused. But this question was soon answered for him when Kidflash started running around Emily extremely fast. After a few seconds he stopped running and Emily's hair was dry.

"Thanks!" she said, and pecked him on the cheek. (A/N I don't like that anymore than you do! *shivers*)

"Hey! Guys! Would you mind getting a room?!" Cyborg yelled. A loud horn suddenly blared and the Titans turned around. Mad Mod's boat was departing and the submarines which were undamaged (there were quite a lot of them) started moving too!

"He's getting away! Titans, catch up with him!" Robin yelled. He started running towards to end of the harbour floor and he jumped when he got to the edge. Starfire caught his hands before he fell into the water and started chasing after him. The other Titans were using the same method and Aqualad was surfing with Kole by his side. Fortunately for the Titans the boat was slower than usual boats but it was still fast enough to be a challenge to catch up with. When Robin was near enough, Starfire threw him at the boat (don't worry, he's not going to hit his head Starfire has good aim, unlike Emily). He landed on the floor of it gracefully (don't start thinking ballet now) and stood up. Mad Mod was smirking and was standing proudly at the front of the boat. The boat was autopilot so the Puppet King stood by him.

"Mad Mod!" Mad Mod turned around and glared at Robin.

"You just won't take a hit, will you my duckie?" Mad Mod sneered.

"And you won't take a hint that British people don't like you." Robin retorted. Mad Mod looked shocked.

"What makes you think that?!"

"A little twelve year old girl told me." Robin said. If that little girl was here right now, she probably would've shouted: "My name's Holly!"

"Well, they might not like me now, but once they see what I've done to precious America they'll be begging for me to become Prime Minister!" Mad Mod said, leaning against his bejewelled cane.

"Why do you have so much hatred to America? What have we done to you?" Robin asked.

"Well let's see, you dumped all our tea into our harbour!" Mad Mod said. "And keep celebrating a rubbish pathetic excuse for a Revolution anniversary-HMPH!" Mad Mod stumbled as something hit him in the stomach. Robin turned around to see Starfire who had thrown a starbolt at Mad Mod. She wasn't the only one on the large boat- all the other Titans had arrived. Mad Mod recomposed himself and stood up.

"Right! Time to destroy you Teeny Titans once and for all!" Mad Mod yelled and slammed his hand into a bright union jacked button which was beside him. Small but dangerous looking cannons sprouted from the floors and four tall Soldiers came flying up from the inside of the boat. (A/N In case you're wondering, they're on a massive ferry sized boat...) The Titans gasped.

"Oh man..." Cyborg muttered. The cannons started shooting small black balls which were actually bombs! They were quite hard too so they hurt when they hit you.

"Titans, GO!" Robin yelled. The Titans didn't need instructions and they started attacking the cannons which were quite durable as well as the Soldiers. They were actually more durable than before! Mad Mod watched with smugness and stealthily without the Titans noticing, climbed up some steps to get to the highest land on the boat so he could watch the Titans defeat. Which he hoped would be soon.

The cannons slowly were destroyed though some of the Titans had bruises from the bombs hitting them. Finally, the soldiers were gone too and they were the hardest the Titans ever fought (Mad Mod's soldiers wise). Mad Mod watched in horror has the Titans defeated all his weapons. Then Robin quickly used his grapple hook to bring himself up to Mad Mod.

"Do you still think you can defeat America now?" Robin asked. Mad Mod glared at him.

"Of course! I just need to contact that Jumbo Mumbo guy and-"

"You can't. We've already defeated him and he's going to jail." Raven said, appearing. Mad Mod looked horrified.

"Can't you do anything?" he asked the Puppet King.

"No! Why should I help a man who tries to take over my country?" The Puppet King said. "I quit!"

"You what?!" Mad Mod spluttered.

"Looks like you're on your own!" Beast Boy said smugly who also came up. "Any last words before we take you to jail?" Mad Mod stared at him and kneeled onto the floor.

"Yes...can I take my cane with me?" He grabbed his cane protectively.

"No." Robin answered and snatched the cane from him and broke it into to two with one simple snap.

"NO!" Mad Mod yelled and he started to grow older (A/N He was that youngish red hair annoying dude before).

"We are victorious, yes?" Starfire said. "Can I change into my normal uniform, please? This is most uncomfortable for fighting."

"Star's got a point." Cyborg said. Everyone else was coming up too.

"Man, he's ugly!" Speedy whispered to Aqualad. "Why is he so old now?" Aqualad shrugged.

"I have no idea, Speedy."

"Well this is great y'all! We defeated the villain and we can go home now!" Bumble Bee said.

"No!" Kidflash protested. "I want to go on the London Eye!"

"Dudes, it's amazing!" Beast Boy said.

"How do you know?" Kidflash asked.

"Robin let us go on it while you guys were hypnotised!" Beast Boy explained.

"...I really hate Mad Mod now." Kidflash commented. "Should I take him to jail now?"

"No, we'll keep him imprisoned in America." Robin said. He looked up to the now darkening sky. "We should go back to the motel."

"Race you there!" Kidflash said to Beast Boy.

"You're on!" Beast Boy said and they both zoomed off before Robin could say anything.

"Hey Robin, you didn't answer Kidflash's question!" Allie said. "Can we please go on the London Eye? Please? Don't be a stick in the mud!"

"We need to sort out all of these people first and take them back to their homes." Robin said.

"Aw, do we have to?"

"Yes, Allie, that's what Teen Titans do! Help people!"

"I'll only help if you promise us we can tour London tomorrow!" Allie said.

"Ok fine!" Robin agreed.

"Yes!" Allie cheered. "You're the best Robin!" then she saw the look on Speedy's face. "But obviously not as good as Speedy!"

** ** ** ** **

Robin had kept his word and the next day the Titans explored London. They went to the Aquariums (they're fun!) and IMAX (3-D movies!) and they all went on the London Eye. To Robin's displeasure, that Robin-obsessed fan was still there and she had brought a friend- A Beast Boy obsessed fan. So everyone else had to hold the two annoyed girls back before they killed the fans, but the day was still enjoyable. But unfortunately the end of the day came too quickly (like always...) and the Titans made their way to their T-ships.

"Dude! Those fish were awesome!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

"What did they say when you morphed into a clown fish?" Kidflash asked.

"Something about they were hungry..." Beast Boy said, struggling to remember. "And then something about they couldn't remember what their name was."

"Well fish do have a short memory span." Robin said.

"The London Eye was the best though!" Kidflash said. "Those people are like tiny ants!"

"The IMAX was great, y'all!" Bumble Bee said. "The screen was huge!"

"And Ninjas Strike Again was off the hook!" Cyborg said, high fiving Beast Boy.

"Me, Starfire, Bumble Bee and Emily found that Romance Tragedy to be good too." Allie said.

"The Dolphin Documentary was great." Aqualad commented. "Wasn't it Kole?"

"You made me watch it!" Kole said. "I guess it was pretty interesting..."

"I've got to admit, the movie I watched was pretty scary." Raven said.

"Hey! You said you never get scared!" Beast Boy said.

"How do you remember that Beast Boy?" Raven asked, surprised.

"I'm just that good at remembering!" Beast Boy said proudly.

"Then how come you keep forgetting where you put the remote?" Cyborg asked.

"Well...I only have a long term memory!" Beast Boy said.

"You lost the remote a long time ago!" Cyborg said.

"Dude! Things just disappear!"

"No they don't! You just lose them!" They continued arguing while the others took no notice and talked to each other. When they almost reached the T-ships, Beast Boy stopped arguing with Cyborg and said:

"You know Robin, this vacation was great!" Beast Boy said. "Thanks a lot dude!"

"Err...your welcome?" Robin said unsurely, raising an eyebrow.

"So next time!" Beast Boy said. "We're going to Tokyo!" The Titans looked at him. Then Raven lifted her hand and-

SMACK!

Yay! I just had to put the last part in! This took ages I know and the chapter is so stupidly long I wouldn't mind if you skipped some boring parts. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! I'll be very thankful! Give me any constructive criticism but don't be too mean please! I'm a real person with real feelings you know :-) Hope you enjoyed it!