Title: One Hundred
Author: Ultra-Geek
Rating: T, overall, will be specific to chapter
Summary: 100 drabbles, 1000 words. Drabbles twenty-nine and thirty –In which Merlin doesn't want to be a pirate.
WARNINGS: Mucho Cracko.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
AN –Twenty-nine! Totally taken from Seinfeld. Also, a double update day, to make Monday just a wee bit easier.


Arthur, the knights, and Merlin were visiting a neighboring kingdom, trying to promote goodwill towards Camelot. Arthur had agreed to follow all the local customs.

Merlin regarded the frilly white servant's shirt with something like horror. "I'm not wearing this."

"Could be worse," said Gwaine, "You could have to go pick daisies with Arthur and the king's mum. You could have to wear pink like us. At least yours looks like a pirate's shirt."

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

"You'll wear it and you'll like it," growled Arthur, "Or, so help me, I will feed you to Percival."