Know Your Smashers
Chapter 29: King Dedede
A certain self-proclaimed king sat in the hot seat.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
"Yep, this is me alright."
King Dedede...has a brain the size of an ant.
"No, I don't. I'll have you know that as a king I am very smart for my species!"
I know that birds aren't really the sharpest tools in the shed, but out of all of them, you're quite possibly the dullest.
"Are you insulting the inteligence of a king?!"
Yes, I am. King Dede-DUH...likes to do it with cross-dressing men.
"No, I do not! Why do you think that I like to do it with guys that like to dress up as girls?!"
Of course you can't tell the difference, you stupid penguin!
"I'm not a stupid penguin!"
Yes you are! King Dede-DOYEE...thinks Boku no Pico is the best anime.
"WHAT?! You're crazy! Why on Earth would you think that I would like an anime about young boys getting it on with each other?! That's just wrong!"
It's not for a dirty pervert like you.
"I'm a dirty pervert?! You're a dirty pervert! You're the one that's saying all of these stupid lies about me!"
Now you know the stupid, pedophile penguin that believes he's straight even though he's actually gay, King Dede-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
"No, you don't know me! I'm not some sick, stupid freak that likes to get off to porn of little boys! This person is lying! Humans aren't even the same species as me!"
Would you like to start watching your favorite anime?
"No, I do not! You can't make me!" Dedede then tried to get up from the seat, but then a metallic belt appeared and strapped him to it so that he couldn't escape just as the announcer turned on a TV screen in front of him. "Oh no. Oh, please no! Please, have mercy on me! The horror! THE HORROR!" Dedede screamed in terror. Looks like he's really gonna need some brain bleach after this.
