Apologies for a couple of non-updating days, uni work is killing me! I'm doing a request by one of my real-life friends who read this and doesn't have fanfiction but wanted this. She requested this a while back so I'm taking the time to do it now- enjoy! ^_^
Please note that this is the character speaking, I mean no offence to anybody in writing this!
Yami Bakura
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
It seems that you still don't quite understand me, or at least that's the impression I get when I read the fanfiction written about me. I have already explicitly stated that Marik and I are not in a relationship, nor do we have any desire to. But it seems that I may have missed something else, a whole other monstrosity that I would rather like to send to the shadow realm.
I'd like to talk about these… OC's. Now I understand why you would want to write someone into our universe- after all who wouldn't want to be here, but to then impede on the relationships and friendships in our universe takes it too far. A worrying amount of these OC's are paired with me, though Marik seems to have his fair share too.
I will reiterate: I don't have the time or inclination to waste my breath on some girl, no matter how unusually mysterious and breathtakingly beautiful you make her. I don't want a partner, even if she's as twisted and evil as me, and somehow has an eighth millennium item none of us knew about (The number of times I've seen this is beyond comprehension…) I won't turn good for a girl because I fell madly in love with her and would do anything to have her, no matter how many colours you put in her hair and how tragic her past is. You know the type I'm talking about.
I don't like anybody in the actual series, so do you really expect me to want somebody who isn't even part of this world? Come on, be realistic. I'm a sadistic and twisted entity who spent thousands of years in a ring made of the souls of my people, romance is the last thing on my mind. So seriously, stop pairing me with girls who don't exist- I don't care how dark they are or how attractive they are, or the fact that they're a reincarnation of my long-lost Egyptian lover (very original). I'm not going to fall for them. I especially don't care about every single little detail of their outfits, which always seem to be very revealing and make me want to take them right there. I don't. I'd probably kill them actually.
So please remove your OC's from my presence, and stop shipping me with them. We all know that they're actually just you in our universe with added hair colourant and a troubled past. Come on, someone had to say it.
Sincerely,
Yami Bakura.
