A/N

Thanks for all the lovely ideas guys! However, this dare does end in this chapter..sorry! Can't favor one person to much! Next is...dun dun dun!

Disclaimer: Nope still nothin'

Chapter 28

Wally-World

EPOV

Bella was here and there was no way I was letting her escape from me again.

"BELLA!" I yelled as I sprinted as fast as I could with humans watching through the airport.

Alice and Rosalie were running carrying Bella and trying to get away from me.

"Alice! Rosalie! NO!" I yelled as they climbed in the car and started to drive off.

That was the last straw. I checked for humans, none that could see me so I took off at the fastest speed I could with out it being considered vampire speed instantly catching the car. I stepped infront of it and Alice was forced to stop.

"Caught ya!" I yelled in their shocked faces scooping Bella up in my arms and hugging her.

"Hi Edward," She smiled laughing.

"Bella," I said smiling.

Just then the rest of the gang came up.

"Haha, you guys lost!" Emmett sang laughing.

"Well Mike it was nice knowing you!" I said grinning as we all hoped into the rental car and sped off leaving a stuned Mike behind.

"Haha sucker," Jacob laughed.

"Watch it buddy, your next," Emmett threatened.

That shut him up.

"Bella that's the last time I listen to one of your ideas..." Alice muttered under her breath mad that we had caught them.

"Where's my truck?!" Bella asked suddenly totally ignoring Alice.

"Uh..." Jasper said glancing behind him.

"We can go get it later," I reassured her and she instantly relaxed.

~1 hour later~

We arrived home and headed inside the house. Jacob headed back to La Push saying that he couldn't take the smell anymore.

"So Jasper..." I said trailing off.

"Yes dear brother?" He said warily.

"It's time for you to follow me," I said getting up and ushering everybody out the door and back into the car.

"Where are we going?" Alice whispered quietly to me.

"Your favorite place..." I answered as her eyes scrunched up in confusion.

"Just sit back and enjoy the ride," I said to everybody.

A few minutes later we pulled into the parking lot. Everybody got out of the car, and then Alice saw where we were.

"NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!" She screamed running back into the car and locking the doors.

Everybody just stared in shock at the big building with the large sign that read WAL-MART.

"Edward are you ok?" Jasper asked glancing at the store and back at me again.

"Edward we are not going in there again! They are China-lovers!" Rosalie growled.

"Hey now those little wrinkly chinese dudes are awesome!" Emmett pouted.

"Ok then Emmett..." Bella said laughing.

"I'm perfectly fine Jasper thanks for asking!" I replied brightly as I broke open the lock on the door and dragging a very violent fighting Alice out of the car.

"EDWARD NO!" She screamed into my ear once again.

"Alice," I whispered to quietly for anybody else to hear. "This is going to be Jasper's dare, and you aren't going to want to miss it..."

That got her to calm down.

"Fine but you'd better make it snappy!" She yelled stomping off into the store.

"After you gys," I said waving them into the store.

"Why Edward? Why?" Jasper said shaking his head and dragging his feet into the large store.

"Only because I love you," I replied grinning with my plan.

"Yeah...sure," He mumbled under his breath as we walked to the front of the store.

"Ok Jasper, this is how it's going to work," I said grinning. "We are going to give you 16 things to do and you must complete each and every task before midnight any questions?"

"Please tell me this is not the 16 things to do in Wal-mart list Edward," Jasper said his eyes wide.

"No dear brother...this is much worse," I said as everybody grinned and gave me their ideas in thoughts.

'PINK ANYTHING PINK!' Alice screamed.

'I say he hits on that old guy over there,' Emmett grinned as he was thinking.

'Dress-up!' Rosalie suggested laughing to her-self.

"So Jasper...." I began smiling as he trembled in fear.

A/N

Ok guys this is where I need ideas! I have four, but I need 14 more! help help help!

Thanks to:

Shadowkiss5 & I Luv Topaz Eyes - 16 things to do at Wal-mart

3daygirl - Dress up

Silversbreath - Flirt with old guy

iluveedward333 - Pink