A/N: Omg guys, I am so sorry! I don't know how I let this one go so long updateless! The rest require a lot more effort, but yeah, all I can say is sorry! I'm doing an apprenticeship now in a kitchen so I won't lie, I might not get back to being as regular as I was because hours are all over the place and tbh, I'm tired lol. But I hope to update more again!
BPOV
Okay so Jasper is weird and boring. He went into way more detail than was needed for a tour of the house. I also think he's in love with his sister. Is there a law against that? He's all Alice did this, Alice does that.. oh Alice loves to touch just here when she starts walking down the stairs. Okay maybe he didn't go into that much detail, but that's how it felt. Is Emmett as weird as the rest of the men in this family.
My eyes couldn't help but scan every bookshelf for an out of place book. I still hadn't given up on them having a lair. Plus they have way too many book shelves. I was pretty sure half the books were fake. Like this one book Fifty something or other, never could that be a real book, I think their mom just put like, blank bits of paper in fake covers on the shelves so they looked cultured or something. Or maybe it was the dad, the mom doesn't have to be the decorator after all, this is the 21st centry.
"Where's your evil lair?" I asked Jasper.
"Do you mean my bedroom?" he asked looking confused.
"Is it evil?"
"Not really, Rose's might be, but she'd kill me if I let you near there."
"So your family doesn't have an evil lair?"
"Did Alice tell you?" he looked disappointed at something. I thought I'd play along, maybe I could get answers.
"Yeah, no big deal right?"
"I'm sorry about the boobs thing, but like it's so tempted to look when they're just there. They look great by the way."
"Yeah, thanks, I do pride my self on them." What the hell?
"I mean, I do see a lot, x ray vision let me see maybe more than I'd like to, Mrs Cope at school for example, not boobs I'd like to see, but I have, often."
Well shit. They have to be super villains, pervy, weird, lame super villains, and they wanted to kid nap me.
"Just so you know, my dad put a tracker chip in my phone." I blurted out.
A/N: If you're still with me... I love you!
