Six years later.
The three of them stood there staring at each other. Gintoki stood there waiting for one of them to make their move. But who? The two boys narrow their eyes. The first one ran up to Gintoki. "Take this!" he shouted. He ran towards him thrusting his wooden stick towards him. Gintoki stood there. When the boy came closer he grabs the end of his weapon and snatches it from his hand. "Huh?" He lifts the back of the boy shirt over his head then spin's him around. Gin kicks him on the butt making him fall onto the mat. He smiles shaking his head. When he turns around the other boy jumps in the air slashing down his wooden stick. He's about to whack Gintoki in the face.
"Eat this old man!"
"Old man?" Gintoki grabs the stick quickly. He grabs the boy by his ponytail then swings him to the wall. He falls down laying on the mat. The twins pick themselves up. "Is that all you two got?" Gin ask them.
"We're not finished yet!" they shouted. Gintoki grins.
"Then bring it," he told them. The twins ran towards him. They split up then jumps in the air at the same time. One twin is getting ready to punch him while the other is getting ready to kick him. When they got closer Gintoki ducks down. The twins clash into each other then falls down onto the mat. He grabs both of them by the leg as he shakes them while they're upside down.
"Oi... Put us down dammit," Ginharu said.
"This isn't fair. You're cheating old man. Now put us down so we can kick your ass," Gintosu told him.
"What did I say about cursing?" Gintoki bumps their head together. He swings them around throwing them onto the mat. The twins ducked roll getting back on their feet quickly. They grit their teeth getting angry. "Get serious!" Gintoki shouts at them.
"We'll show you."
"How serious we can get!" The twins pull out two wooden ticks.
"Whoa... Am I supposed to be scared now? If you don't know how to use it. You won't win."
"Ahh...!" The twins shout running towards him. Moving quickly Gintoki ducks down then came up breaking both of their weapons with his elbow. The twin's eyes widen. "What the?" Gintoki took the other half of it and left them with the other. The twins move forward getting close to him. Gintoki lift his index finger up moving it from left to right.
"Uh-uh. You better not." The twins look at each other then processed to do whatever they wanted. "Sigh... You two never listen do you?" They charge at their father lifting their sticks up. Gintoki kicks the sticks out of their hands. He ducks down tripping them with his leg.
"Damn..." the twins said.
"Hey! I said stop cursing." Laying on their backs the twins kicks themselves up landing on their feet.
"Not fair old man!" Gintosu shouted. He ran then jumps up with his fist coming towards him.
"Take this!" Ginharu said. He jumps up nearly kicking Gin in the face. Gintoki moves his foot kicking up the wooden stick. He grabs it then swings it to awards his kids chest. The twins dodge his attack then backflips away from him. They gave Gintoki a tense stare.
"Not good enough!" Gintoki shouted. The twins ran up to him head on. Ginharu swings fist at him but Gintoki blocks him then push him down in the mat. Gintosu try's to kick him but Gintoki took his leg and yanks it making him fall down. The twins got up again. When they charge at him Gintoki took the wooden stick and hit's them on top of the head.
"Ouch..!" He pokes them on the stomach of couple of times then trips them over making them land on their backs. The twins open their eyes seeing a stick coming towards their face. "Ahh!" they yelled closing their eyes. A few seconds pass. They notice nothing didn't happen. They open their eyes looking at Gintoki. He still had the wooden stick in their face.
"Practice is over. Get your things." Gin drops the stick on their forehead.
"Ouch.." the twins said rubbing their heads. "Hey! What do you mean practice is over?" Gintosu ask.
"Oi... Old man. You said you were going to teach us the way of the sword," Ginharu told him. Gintoki looks at them.
"Did I?" He rubs his chin thinking. "Nah.. I don't remember telling you that."
"Oi! Yes you did!" Gintosu shouts.
"You promise that you would today," Ginharu told him.
"No you got it all wrong. I told you that if you take me down in hand to hand combat. Then I'll teach you the way of the sword. Did you two take me down? No. Oh well too bad," he said grinning.
"You old ass liar!" the twins shouted.
"I'm not old you snot nose brats! I was young when I had you two."
"Hey! We know how to wipe our nose's," Gintosu said.
"And our asses," Ginharu said. The twins laughed.
"Your old dad. Old as hell," Gintosu said. Ginharu laughs. Gintoki smacks both of them in the back of the head.
"I said stop cursing!" (Name) walks in.
"Ready to go?" she asks them. The twins ran up to her. She kisses them on their cheek. "Did you two learn something today?"
"No..." the twins said glaring at Gin. "Dad was suppose to teach us the way of the sword but he ended up lying," Gintosu said.
"As usual."
"When have I ever lied?" (Name) and twin's stares at him like you lie everyday dude.
"Then he started to make up excuses mom. Dad was being a total dick about it too," Ginharu told her.
"Who are you calling a dick?!" Gintoki shouts at them.
"You were being a total wee-wee about it!" Gintosu shouted at him.
"Stop the cursing! All three of you or there will be consequences," (Name) told them. "We're leaving now. What time will you be home Gintoki?"
"Whenever I feel like coming home," he said waving her off.
"Well... When you come home I'll make your dinner whenever I feel like it."
"Alright alright. I'm sorry. I'll be home later on. I got things to handle." (Name) pats him on the shoulder. The twins stare at them.
"See ya later Gin." She walks out with the twins heading home. "How was school today?"
"Boring but awesome," Ginharu said.
"It was awesome because we planted a stink bomb in the vents," Gintosu said.
"You two did what?!"
"No need to panic. The school don't even know it was us," Ginharu said.
"We got away with it home free," Gintosu said. He glances at his mom then looks at his brother.
"Mom.." Gintosu said.
"Yes?"
"We have a question."
"Did y'all father tell you something dirty and you need me to explain it?"
"No not today. This is our question," Ginharu said.
"Why did you pat dad on the shoulder instead of giving him a kiss goodbye?" Gintosu ask.
"Am I supposed to?"
"Well yeah... You are his wife right?" Ginharu ask. (Name) laughs at what he said. "What's so funny mom?"
"I'm sorry. But I'm not married to your dad."
"Oh. Well why do you let dad go out and hang with other women?" Gintosu asked.
"Because he is allowed to do that."
"Aren't you his women though?" his brother asked.
"No Ginharu I'm not."
"Then what kind of relationship do you and dad have?"
"I'm not telling two 8 year olds my business."
"We just want to know. It's not like we're snooping around."
"Raising two twins relationship."
"That doesn't exist," Gintosu said.
"Well that's answer."
"So you and dad aren't together?" Ginharu asked.
"No we're not."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"That's not an answer," Gintosu said.
"That's my answer."
"Do you want to be with dad?" his brother asked her.
"No."
"But why...? You two make a perfect couple," the twins said.
"Sigh... Let's get home shall we."
"Don't ignore us mom. You should total take dad from Tsukuyo." (Name) laughs.
"No, she can have him. Instead of me cooking let's to somewhere to have dinner."
"Thank god," Ginharu said.
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you're cooking gives us diarrhea."
