Hailo peepots! :D How tis u peeps' lives? Meeheeheeehee. Mai keyboard tis broken. Nonoo, it tis mai brain. Anyone partaking in da google4doodle thingy this year? Kayz, anyways, focus on this fanfiction!
Me, *Chews on a tomato thoughtfully* "So teme, have you heard about Nerodora's death?"
Sasuke, "Ah, Pepe is sure fearsome."
Me, "How could he murder such a powerful empress? That mean litto Pepe. He deserves to be banished!"
Sasuke, "Hmm… then shall we go hire someone to jail Pepe?"
Me, "Hai, I know de very place." *Takes out a magical transportation tomato*
…
At Disneyland…
Terriyaki Chicken Buttbreast, "Hellooo and velkum! Haf yuu come to consult ze Great n' Mighty Chicken?" *Is wrapped in those turban thingies*
Sasuke, "O' Great Chicken, we have a favor to ask!" *Whispers to me* "Take out the offering!"
Me, *Reaches in basket and produces Karasu in a chicken bra* "Here Mighty Chicken!" *Picks up Karasu with two fingers and flings him at the chicken.*
Terriyaki Chicken Buttbreast, "I don't want that thing!" *Flings it back at me*
Me, "Ew!" *Karasu goes flying back at the Chicken*
Terriyaki Chicken Buttbreast, *Takes out a saxophone, shoves Karasu inside, and blows hard*
Karasu, "Mai ears!" *Flies back towards us*
Sasuke, *Starts pelting tomatoes*
Terriyaki Chicken Buttbreast, "How dare you throw those icky vegetables at me?!"
Me, "They're fruits, you nincompoopface!"
Terriyaki Chicken Buttbreast, *glares* Very well. If you haf no yummy offerings, leave! I will not help yuu no moar."
Me, "Hmp! Very well!" *Grabs Sasuke and storms out of the tent* "You can keep crowboy!"
Sasuke, "Wat now?"
Me, "Well duh. We are in Disneyland! Let Pepe continuing murdering as many people as he wants. It'll make the world a better place."
After 5 hours…
Me, "Dat security guard kept on yelling at us about buying tickets or something. Geez, who'd spend money on those useless things when you can just sneak into every ride?"
Sasuke, "Soh soh." *Walks by Terriyaki Chicken Buttbreast's tent* "Go get Karasu back. I bet he's traumatized for life."
Me, "Fine…" *Goes into tent but jumps out second later* "Uhh… they aint looking too gud. See for yourself."
Sasuke, "Hn." *Waddles in and screams.* "They're dead! They're done for! PEPE STRIKES AGAIN!"
Sasuke and me, *Runs around screaming and waving arms until he falls into the closest pool of water and I cannonball onto him.*
Me, "Dood… dat's…" *Notices a dark shape swimming towards us.*
Sasuke, "PEPE!" *Screams and tries to swim away*
Me, "Wait, dat's a shark." *Grabs onto Sasuke's hair*
RIIIIPPP
Me, "Huh?" *Looks at dark blob in hands and then screams* "You're bald?!"
Sasuke, *With bald head* "Ahhh! I forgot! Glue washes off in water!"
Me, *Smirks and evil ideas begin to form in head*
Sasuke, "Never mind the fact that I'm bald! The shark is coming!"
Me, "Your head is shiny." *Makes the underwater Detective Conan hand under chin thinking motion*
Sasuke, "SHARK!"
Me, "That's not a sharkie. Dat's Horsey Kathy!"
Sasuke, "Oh… the more reason to run!" *Climbs on land*
Me, *Follows him* "I remember seeing a nice warm blanket in The Not-So-Great Chicken's ugly tent."
Sasuke, "Let's go den!" *Water is starting to freeze*
Horsey Kathy, *Snorts out snotty water that lands on Sasuke's bald head*
Me, *Dives into tent* "Mmmh, what's that nice smell?"
Sasuke, "It's a fried chicken and a fried crow. Yum, let's eat."
Me, *Throws chicken butt to Horsey Kathy*
Horsey Kathy, *Chews and swallows ;)*
Sasuke, Me, and Horsey Kathy, *Eating oily fried food but then hears a noise*
Pepe, "Riiibbbit!" *Standing outside with a knife*
