Pein: *walking around town trying to find some cheap rice, then bumps into a blue haired girl* Gomen.

Blue Hair Girl: Its okay, Pein! *Smiles at him*

Pein: *Stared at her* How do you know my name?

Blue Hair Girl: How could I not know you name, Pein? I mean, you ARE gonna be my future husband!

Pein: What? Who are you?

Blue Hair Girl: Oh, I'm sorry! My name is Konan!! *Smile grows bigger*

Pein: Well then….Konan…I have to go now.

Konan: What? But we just got started talking!

Pein: You know, when someone bumps into you on the street, you apologize without stopping. Now I must go- *Cell phone song plays "Lucifer's Angel" * One second.

Pein: Hello?

Sakura: PEIN! Where are you? You disappeared! *Literally crying over the fact Pein was gone when she woke up*

Pein: I'm sorry Blossom, I had to go to the store real quick! Please stop crying! I'll be there in a moment!

Sakura: *sniffs* Okay, but hurry!

Pein: I will, bye.

Sakura: Ja'ne.

Konan: *Stares* So, who was THAT?

Pein: None of your business.

Konan: I am going to be your WIFE! It IS my business!

Pein: Actually the girl I was just talking to is going to be my wife, we were told our futures and that's what I got.

Konan: *Sigh* Well apparently it won't work out…I'm sorry, Honey, please forgive my bad behavior. Will you punish me? *She was close to him now, and then kissed him on the lips*

Pein: . slut! *Lifts up Konan and throws her to the ground a few feet away*

Konan: *Stares as Pein heads home* YOU'LL BE MINE! YOUR BLOSSOM WIL BE DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME PEIN!! I'LL KILL THAT BLOSSOM!!