Heated Debate!


Aku: All right, everyone, listen up! I have a few announcements to make. First of all, after this chapter there is only one left. And no matter how much begging and crying you do, I'm not going to continue. Though, I can't imagine why you would beg for more of this crap.

Fido: Really, in hindsight this was just an embarrassment for both of us; her having started it and me having been forced to add input.

Aku: Second, I'm going delete this fic in a few months and leave this account. Not that I won't post here anymore. I might on occasion, but I've kinda fallen off the anime scene. I'm moving on to other things now, and my writing style has made a few changes as well. Since most of my followers are from the Bleach/Death Note fandoms, I'll post here if I ever write for either one again...though I wouldn't bet on it.

Fido: Really you can't bet on anything with her.

Aku: Did I ask for your input?

Fido: No, but my input is too valuable for you to block out.

Aku: ...Right. Third, the final chapter will be posted not long after this one. I know I've made promises in the past, but this one is absolute. I have it half-written in my head right now and I'm just going to get it out and be done with it.

Fido: Exactly. Now let's get to the reviews.

Lenaboo245:

hi! i just wanted to say this story is hilarious! k here's some gifts for u guys: L(run and hugs L) gets a HUGE chocolate cake! with strawberries!(he's my fave)

and for everyone else(cuz they're too many people to list):a wish for whatever u want!

peace!

everyone: -makes a wish-

Fido: Hey! Quit being lazy!

Aku: FFFFFFFF- fine.

Misa: Misa wishes for her and Light to be together for ever and ever!

-Light and Misa suddenly fuse and become a hideously deformed Mary-Sue lovechild and somehow L is involved-

L: -muffled because of cake- Hey, I want no part of this!

Abomination: I AM A GOD AND ALSO I LOVE MYSELF DESU.

Ulquiorra: Th-the horror...THE HORROR!

Abomination: BEYOND BIRTHDAY IS MY HUSBANDO AND WE WILL HAVE MANY KAWAII BABBYS TOGETHER.

Beyond: Oh shit.

Shinji: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

Fido: Seriously Aku, knock it off! That thing is terrifying!

Aku: You're the one who told me to stop being lazy, dummy. :P -snaps fingers-

-the abomination goes back to being Light and Misa-

Light: Th-that...that was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me.

Pastry Queen:

Yay! I finally made it to the latest chappie! Can't wait for the new one!

On to business. In the spirit of Halloween, I have decided to trick-or-treat the characters. Let them decide which one it is. (P.S. Don't read the stuff in paranthese out loud to the characters. Merci.)

You: a singing fish!

L: (sugar-free) chocolate cake

Light: (fake) Deathnote

Ryuk: an orchard

Misa: an box of styrafoam peanuts

Matsuda: a coolio mustache

Matt: a (broken) game-thingy, or whatever he's always playing with

Mello: a big cube of (baker's) chocolate (by the way, baker's chocolate contains no sugar or milk, so it is vair bitter and gross)

Near: whatever his little 10-year-old heart desires :3

Itchy-kun & Shiro: shibari stuff

Hitsugaya: a box of sweets

Ulqui-chan: a (blow-up Grimmy) doll (we all know what happened to the last one)

Grimmy Kitty: catnip!

Byakuya: a (cursed) Ouji board to contact what's-her-name

Beyond: a new knife!

And everyone else can get bubble-wrap! :D

Matsuda: Hey Matsumoto, I mustache you a question!

Rangiku: Can't you shave it for later?

Matsuda: No, I'm afraid it can't wait!

Rangiku: Well, what ish it then?

Matsuda: -puts on the mustace- Do I look dignified? -wiggles eyebrows-

Rangiku: Akshually, it looks like a mouse crawled on yer upper lip and died there. -takes a drink-

Matsuda: Aw. :(

Krissa:

Yay, Disappearance of Hatsune Ulquiorra! Well, this may well be the greatest fanfic I have ever read. I almost passed out from laughing maybe three times.

If you happen to read this (which would be very surprising, as I'm sure it's five hundred-something comments in and not verified) I would just like you to know that you and Frodo are awesome.

Sugar to the L, fifteen strawberries for the Ichigo, and-uh-whatever Matsuda likes for him, because Matsuda is the awesomest character in DN. Oh, and chocolate for the Mello and Pokemon games for the Matt.

If you are (probably not) reading, then *considers for an hour*

Rukia should sing Negaigoto by Rie fu, and let Lelouch make a guest appearance!

Yay for the most hilarious author with the best grammar and spelling on all of ~! 3 Thank you!

(T_T Must it really be that there's only two chapters left?)

Aku: Yes, I'm afraid so deary. U_U All things must eventually come to an end and this fanfic's time is up.

Matsuda: I've got all I need right here! -smooths mustache-

Byakuya: Simple minds, simple pleasures, I suppose. -eyerolls-

Aku: And don't worry-I read all my reviews and appreciate the love and kindness expressed in each and every one of them!

iPyromaniac:

Rightio, well I'm pretty sure I'm in love with this story. Or you know, whatever it is :3

Anyways ! I think I might have to write up all those.. Gifts that all the characters are to receive from me, since I can almost guarantee I'm going to forget someone.

-Clear throat.

Alright here we go.

-Licks Grimmjows cheek.

-Kisses Ulquiorra's forehead, while tracing tear-track tattoos.

-Strokes L's hair, while kissing his cheek.

-Huggles Ichigo.

-Huggles Shiro.

-Pats Toshiros head.

-Hugs Byakuya, even though he'll most likely kill me with his Bankai.

-Nuzzles Beyond cause even if he's insane, he's still amazing.

-Strokes Ikkys bald head |:

Hm. Well.

I know I've missed someone..

Oh !

-Apple for Ryuk.

-Chocolate for Mello.

-Video games for Matt.

-toys for near.

-the power to read minds for Aku :3

Kay. I think that's all.

Nomggasp.

You should be nicer to Ulquiorra.

I love that little emo kid \:

Rest in peace, deary. (L)

So yep

Definitely more Ulqui would be nice.

And more people liking him. (;

Cause he's just too cool and all.

Goodness me.

Anyways. I'm all up for Yaoi-ness.

But.. I'm all for RenxIchi and..

GRIMMxULQUI :D

Just think about it.

You have one extremely god-like blue haired, muscular seme-like man.

You have another kinda uke-like sexy ass emo kid that's too gorgeous for words.

You then out them together.

As a couple.

Result ?

Multiple nosebleeds.

Anyways. I'm sure you have a lot more things to do.

Like update your other fic ?

-Stareeeeeeee.

So I'll be off now.

Most likely to sulk, cause I'm pretty sure that I was sliced up by a few characters back there.

Kbye. (;

Aku: I willmiss comments like these. ;w;

Ryuk: So will I. No more apples. -makes a sad face that still looks kinda scary 'cause he's a shinigami-

IControlAllYaoi:

Ulquibat-Sama needs way more respect. You will always be my fave, and Grimmkitty, go die in a ditch because you're only my 4th fave character. Also, could you add luffy? Pleaseeeeeee? Also, I advice you to skip the next paragraph, its only going to be about toturing The Ichigo Whore. Also rated M...

-Censored for not very nice and also by request. You sure weren't kidding!-

Also, you get to be god for a week. Bai Bai. Oh, add Gin.

Aku: I don't see why not! Say hi to our new characters!

Luffy: Where's the meat? I was promised meat!

Gin: Aku wasn't sure if you meant Gin Ichimaru or Gintoki Sakata, so I'm just a random guy named Gin. Hello!

Lelouch: Someone requested me too so here I am.

Shiro: WHAT. What's the point of adding new characters? They're not going to do anything!

Aku: Shhhhhh...it's okay. Everything will work out in the end. -pats Shiro's head and also nearly calls him Shirt-

Shiro: -madface-

Fido: The karaoke system is all set up.

Aku: All right! Let's get this over with!


Harry Freakin' Potter

by Darren Criss

FIDO:

You're Ulquiorra!
You don't understand
you're a legend, man,
to us all!

Every son and daughter-

FIDO & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!"

FIDO:

... From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...

[CHORUS: Oooo...]

FIDO:

Long story short,
this guy,
[whispered] "Voldemort"
was super cruel...

ULQUIORRA:

[spoken] "Voldemort?"

THE KIDS:

[GASP!] "SHHH!"

[CHORUS: Oooo...]

FIDO:
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell...

FIDO & THE KIDS:

You're Ulquiorra!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

[DANCE BREAK]

AKU:

You're Ulquiorra!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!

Like the batterwitch-

AKU & THE KIDS:

[Oooh!]

AKU:

... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Ulqui, kid,
you're the Boss,
you're the King,
you're the Bomb!

ULQUIORRA:

But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...

THE KIDS:

[Long ago they died!]

ULQUIORRA:

... I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know...

CHORUS:

[... All he knows, that's why-]

ULQUIORRA:

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Ulquiorra!
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last
something I can do,
so it's time I knew
exactly who I am...

I'm Ulquiorra!

THE KIDS:

You're Ulquiorra!

ULQUIORRA & THE KIDS:

I'm/You're Ulquiorra-

ULQUIORRA:

... And I'm the Man!

THE KIDS:

[Ahhhhhh]

ULQUIORRA & THE KIDS:

[spoken] "ULQUIORRA!"


Aku: I'm not really that into Harry Potter, but I left y'all a little clue as to what I am into these days. ;)

Fido: In before shouts of BLASPHEMY: she did like it when she was younger, but her interests are notoriously fickle.


Negaigoto

Rie Fu

Rukia:

koe wo kiku dake de kyori ga chijinde yuku you da

amai manatsu no yoru ga kimi no kuuki wa konda

shidare hanabi hikari no ato
te ni todoku no wa hoshi no kakera
tada hitotsu negaigoto wa
kimi to issho ni itai dake sa

yatto kimi ni aeta kyou wa mezurashiku hareta
zutto sukima ga aiteta kimi ni sawaru made wa
donna kimi mo daisuki sa
tsumasaki de tatte itemo
todoku ki wa shinai keredo
tsurai koto mo shiawase sa
kimi to issho ni iretara

taishita uta dewa nai ga nanika wo agetai to omoi

ookiku furueru te wo boku no wakibara ni atete
kawatte yuku sono ude no naka de
hanasazu ni iyasu you ni
shidare hanabi hikari no ato

te ni todoku no wa hoshi no kakera
kotoba yori mo kono uta wa
atatakaku honmono sa
tada hitotsu negaigoto wa
kimi to issho ni itai dake sa

TRANSLATION

When the only thing I hear is your voice, it's like the distance between us shrinks
On a sweet midsummer night, the sky you looked at filled with a multitude of
branches of fireworks trickling down, traces of light
I reached for your hand; a fragment of stars
I have only one wish
To be together with you, that's all I want

At last, I met up with you on a rare sunny day
A crack had opened up all the way until I could touch you
I love you any way you are
Even standing on tiptoe
I can't reach out to you completely, but
Even painful things make me happy
If I can just be with you

An insignificant song isn't much, but I feel like giving something to you
Placing your hand, trembling so much, against my side
I'm changing in your arms
It's like us being together is healing me
Amidst the branches of fireworks trickling down, traces of light
I reach for your hand; a fragment of stars
Even more than words, this song of mine is
the real thing, warm and genuine
I have only one wish
To be together with you, that's all I want


Fido: Hey Rukia, look! A bunny!

Rukia: BUNNY! -runs to tackle Fido-

Fido: -steps aside-

Rukia: -flies out the window-

Aku: Okay, next-that was all the song requests we had. Huh. Okay, time for my own pick! And what better song to celebrate the end?


Don't Fear The Reaper

Blue Oyster Cult

Aku:

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday...Like Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday...Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on baby...and she had no fear
And she ran to him...then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye...she had become like they are
She had taken his hand...she had become like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper


Aku: Now then. Lelouch! Quickly! Use your powers to put on a show!

Lelouch: ...Okay? Luffy, dance like a monkey or something.

Luffy: -starts dancing and making monkey noises-

Aku: Yes, yes! Aku is pleased. Now tell everyone to go home.

Gin: But we just got here...

Lelouch: All right, everyone go home.

-everyone leaves except for Lelouch, Luffy, Aku, and Fido-

Lelouch: Well...bye then. -leaves as well-

Fido: I'll lure him back to One Piece with a hotdog or something. Do your thang, girl.

Aku: Of course.

-turns to address the readers-

It has been a long and-quite frankly-emotionally draining three+ years for me. I really shouldn't need to tell you this, but the reason updates became more infrequent was because I was not only busy with other things, but also no longer interested in it. Now don't get me wrong! I had fun and it was great addressing you all directly and letting you be a part of this!

But as we all know, the things that were totes awesometastic in your sophomore year of high school don't necessarily carry the same sentiment three years later. I'm in college now, I've got other things to work on and when I do have time to write, I'm sorry to say that my muse for this particular fic has dried up. I have other ideas that I've neglected and I would really like to turn my focus to them.

So everyone please form a single-file line. No pushing or shoving, no cutting in line! I am going to give each and every one of you a hug before I leave, to thank my longtime readers for sticking with me and my newer readers for giving it a shot! I love each and every one of you.