Simpsons-Talk
Simpsons-Talk
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Bella and Edward write notes in their English class
Bella: Hey Emmett! What's up?
Emmett: Nothing! 'sighs' It's so damn boring. Let's talk about you and Edward.
Bella: Why don't you tell me something about you and Rose?
Emmett: Nah. That's not as interesting as talking about your sex-life.
Bella: 'rolling eyes' No sex-talks today! Okay?
Emmett: You spoilsport! A day without sex-talks is a shitty day.
Bella: I now that you think that way you perv.
Emmett: Hey! I'm not a perv!
Bella: …
Emmett: Okay…maybe a lil bit…
Bella: 'grin' More or less 'grin'
Emmett: Okay…let's talk about…
Bella: THE SIMPSONS!
Emmett: Da-dah! That's a gr8 idea Tinkerbell!
Bella: I wish you would stop calling me that!
Emmett: 'looking innocent' Calling you what?
Bella: 'rolling eyes' When you try to look innocent you just look more frightening.
Emmett: Aww…come on! Don't be sp bitchy!
Bella: I'mbitchy? What are you then?
Emmett: Nice, sexy, hot, funny, smart, cute…
Bella: Stop that. You're the last person that I would call cute.
Emmett: Is Aro cuter than me? 'wink'
Bella: He is.
Emmett: You like milky, red eyes and wrinkled faces, don't you?
Bella: Yes 'rolling eyes'
Emmett: 'grin'
Bella: Hmm…I think…
Emmett: You THINK?! WOW!
Bella: Shut up. I think maybe you're cuter than…
Emmett: Than?
Bella: The cat lady! 'lol'
Emmett: This fuckin' old woman that throws cats at Lisa in one episode?
Bella: Yeah…I think you're a little bit cuter…
Emmett: 'sarcastic' Oh now I feel really good. Thank you Tinkerbell.
Bella: Stop calling me that!! 'bite your head off'
Emmett: Okay, okay…if you don't bite my cock off everything's great…'lol'
So…Who's you fav character?
Bella: My fav Simpson character? Ned Flanders 'lol'
Emmett: 'rolling eyes'
Bella: And yours?
Emmett: 'smile widely' RALPH!!
Bella: Oh yeah…He's so damn sexy! I want to marry him!
Emmett: He's mine!
Bella: I thought you'd love Rose…?
Emmett: NO! Ralph is my one and only!
Bella: What about Rose then?
Emmett: She's my sex-toy!
Bella: 'rofl'
Emmett: What about Eddie?
Bella: He's my fuck-buddy. I just married him because of his big…
TV!! Hahaha!!
Emmett: He slept with Jasper before he met you! I always wanted to tell you that.
Bella: 'shocked' Did he sleep with you as well?
Emmett: Nope. But he slept with…
Bella: With? 'biting nails'
Emmett: Michael Jackson!
Bella: Oh my Carlisle! So he hasn't been a Virgo?
Emmett: No! He was the biggest fucker in the whole USA!
Bella: 'crying out loud'
Emmett: Bella?
Bella: What?
Emmett: I was just joking.
Bella: You ASSHOLE!
