Simpsons-Talk

Simpsons-Talk

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Bella and Edward write notes in their English class

Bella: Hey Emmett! What's up?

Emmett: Nothing! 'sighs' It's so damn boring. Let's talk about you and Edward.

Bella: Why don't you tell me something about you and Rose?

Emmett: Nah. That's not as interesting as talking about your sex-life.

Bella: 'rolling eyes' No sex-talks today! Okay?

Emmett: You spoilsport! A day without sex-talks is a shitty day.

Bella: I now that you think that way you perv.

Emmett: Hey! I'm not a perv!

Bella:

Emmett: Okay…maybe a lil bit…

Bella: 'grin' More or less 'grin'

Emmett: Okay…let's talk about…

Bella: THE SIMPSONS!

Emmett: Da-dah! That's a gr8 idea Tinkerbell!

Bella: I wish you would stop calling me that!

Emmett: 'looking innocent' Calling you what?

Bella: 'rolling eyes' When you try to look innocent you just look more frightening.

Emmett: Aww…come on! Don't be sp bitchy!

Bella: I'mbitchy? What are you then?

Emmett: Nice, sexy, hot, funny, smart, cute…

Bella: Stop that. You're the last person that I would call cute.

Emmett: Is Aro cuter than me? 'wink'

Bella: He is.

Emmett: You like milky, red eyes and wrinkled faces, don't you?

Bella: Yes 'rolling eyes'

Emmett: 'grin'

Bella: Hmm…I think…

Emmett: You THINK?! WOW!

Bella: Shut up. I think maybe you're cuter than…

Emmett: Than?

Bella: The cat lady! 'lol'

Emmett: This fuckin' old woman that throws cats at Lisa in one episode?

Bella: Yeah…I think you're a little bit cuter…

Emmett: 'sarcastic' Oh now I feel really good. Thank you Tinkerbell.

Bella: Stop calling me that!! 'bite your head off'

Emmett: Okay, okay…if you don't bite my cock off everything's great…'lol'

So…Who's you fav character?

Bella: My fav Simpson character? Ned Flanders 'lol'

Emmett: 'rolling eyes'

Bella: And yours?

Emmett: 'smile widely' RALPH!!

Bella: Oh yeah…He's so damn sexy! I want to marry him!

Emmett: He's mine!

Bella: I thought you'd love Rose…?

Emmett: NO! Ralph is my one and only!

Bella: What about Rose then?

Emmett: She's my sex-toy!

Bella: 'rofl'

Emmett: What about Eddie?

Bella: He's my fuck-buddy. I just married him because of his big…

TV!! Hahaha!!

Emmett: He slept with Jasper before he met you! I always wanted to tell you that.

Bella: 'shocked' Did he sleep with you as well?

Emmett: Nope. But he slept with…

Bella: With? 'biting nails'

Emmett: Michael Jackson!

Bella: Oh my Carlisle! So he hasn't been a Virgo?

Emmett: No! He was the biggest fucker in the whole USA!

Bella: 'crying out loud'

Emmett: Bella?

Bella: What?

Emmett: I was just joking.

Bella: You ASSHOLE!