How to Make Friends Malaysia Style

A/N: APH Malaysia teach you how to make friends! Obviously it's not really needed and maybe doesn't fit into the category but still just write this for fun and out of boredom again!

One:

Be the first to strike a conversation
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Malaysia is on another mission to make some friends again. As a new nation, she needs a lot of friends as they can back you up or help you when you're in a pinch...according to her boss.

On a fine sunny day, Malaysia is wandering around the hallway to see who is willing to be her friend or...the perfect person to strike a conversation with. Suddenly she saw someone. Maybe that person can be her friend for the day!

Running towards the random person, Malaysia clears her throat as she began her introduction or a extremely normal conversation.

"Selamat pagi! Such a fine weather out there is it not? Perhaps you are willing to be my friend and go out for a drink? I'll pay."

In front of her is a tall man with a scarf, holding a smoking pipe between his fingers.

"Oh it's you."

Two:

Be Nice
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"Excuse me..." Malaysia tried to interrupt but was ignored.

Again, she try it a little louder "Excuse me."

Ignored again.

"Excuse me! I'm the new student!"

For another time, because of the arguing, fighting and all, Malaysia was ignored again. How she respond to this? Easy, be nice. They must have gone through a lot of stuff that someone like her could not possibly understand-

SLAM!

"OI YOU BLOODY JERKS, I AM THE NEW STUDENT AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SUFFER WITH THIS DURIAN, GO AHEAD AND JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST FLOOR!"

Silence...

Perfect...

Three:

Join a Club
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So many clubs, so many choices...

The question is...which club to join? That is asked by many students who came here. Fascinating clubs waiting for the arrival of new students! Oh why must these clubs have such interesting activities~? If only the academy allows students to join multiple clubs it would be a blessing!

W Academy should have made a rule that clubs are to be open at a fixed time. There are so many clubs yet...why no one is opening its doors? Never mind, you told yourself. They might be late after all. Some have replacement classes and all...

-30 minutes later-

No one is coming, right? Yup, just leave you there alone to collect dust. Just as you were thinking of leaving, someone poke you on the shoulder.

"Hey are you looking for a club?"

You nodded.

"Come with me. I know a perfect club for you to join."

The girl takes you to her club, she opens the door and light coming from the clubroom blinding you. When you open your eyes, you're kind of thinking whether you're in paradise or not.

"Welcome to the Yaoi Club."

Four:
Try a sport

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Try a sport, piece of cake.

Thailand cheers for Malaysia as she tries a new sport on a fine sunny day with a huge smile on his face. Supporting a family member is good! Supporting a friend is also good!

"Dik Malaysia, do you wanna be one with me?!" Thailand asked.

A huge vein appeared on her forehead as she pulls out her secret weapon-the durian. With a good amount of force, she throws the durian straight at him. The durian sends Thailand straight to the ground with smoke coming out accompanied by a red liquid.

Many simply gaped at the scene. Yikes...

-Badminton-

Another day, another chance. Thailand refuses to give up despite what happened during baseball practice. He's confident that Malaysia will accept it one day which it will not unfortunately.

This time he chooses a friendly badminton match where Malaysia will be teaming up with South Korea to face Denmark and Indonesia.

While they were taking a 20 seconds break, Thailand appeared with a huge signboard that literally says "Malaysia, be one with me!"

Malaysia was drinking a bottle of water when her eyes happened to landed on Thailand's signboard. She spits out the water and blinked. That bloody git just don't give up!

Again, she scoops up a shuttlecock with her racquet and hits it with a great amount of force but unfortunately for her it's a missed. However, using a badminton racquet is a success.

"NO!"

-Football-

During football practices, don't be surprise when the ball goes your way. Literally.

When you are asked to kick the ball, kick it at the net, right? In this case, we kick the ball differently. Just beware of people trying to distract you.

"Kick it here!"

"No over here!"

"There! Over there!"

Male Malaysia was confused on where to kick. Why must everyone wear the same outfit? Frustrated, he kicks the ball quite high, over the field, over the fences and bounces on Mr. Rome's head, caught by Prussia who tossed the ball at Hungary who is trying to kill him with her frying pan only to be send flying out of the way, bounces on China's face as he lectures Hong Kong and South Korea, knocking down a huge stack of papers that Seychelles is holding before it rolls towards the feet of an angry student council president.

"Gotta run!" Male Malaysia sped off, finding a place to hide for the reason is to avoid being caught.

Five:

Be Reliable
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A friend must be a reliable person at all times.

Germany checks his watch for the time. How strange. Where is Korea and Hong Kong? They should have been here ages ago with the materials! Japan should have found them by now...

Malaysia is just passing by the Newspaper Club after having a delicious meal. Nothing beats having a good and delicious meal, he thought to himself.

"Malaysia," Germany called. "I'm sorry to bother you but can I rely on you to look for Japan, Hong Kong and Korea?"

Malaysia nodded happily. "You can count on me Mr. Germany!"

-1 hour later-

Germany is checking his watch for the umpteenth time of the day. Where are they?! Calm down Germany, this Academy is very big so they might have got lost along the way or at least Malaysia got lost along the way while finding them.

But...Malaysia has been a student here for a few months now. He should have know the way or at least ask some directions.

-30 minutes later-

Malaysia finally arrived. Thank goodness for Germany indeed. But...where's Japan, Hong Kong and South Korea? All he can see are just girls that look kind of similar to them.

"I'm sorry for being late Germany-san." the small Japanese girl apologized.

"Yeah, we were kind of caught up in a mess." the Korean girl said sheepishly.

W-What?

The Hong Kong look alike holds out the box of materials for Germany to take. Germany simply stared, dumbfounded. What on earth is going on here?

"Um...let's just say magic is involved." Malaysia explained.

Germany nodded. "I-I see. Thank you."

If England messes up his magic again, why he can see Japan and Hong Kong sending deadly glares towards the Malaysian? Maybe he should pretend he didn't see anything at all. Yeah just pretend. Silently he prayed that he would still see Malaysia at class tomorrow just because of whatever he has done.

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OMAKE

Malaysia whistled as he walks away from the scene, acting like nothing happened at all.

"And where are you going Malaysia-kun?" Female Japan asked.

Malaysia froze on his steps. Uh oh.

"Don't think we let you get away just because you were playing around with Dad's magic." Female Hong Kong added, taking cautious steps towards the Malaysian.

Malaysia simply gave a sheepish smile before sprinting off with a Female Japan and a Female Hong Kong going after him with a sword, deadly kung fu moves and firecrackers.

A/N: This was made out of boredom. With some help from wiki, yeah, I kind of got some. Sorry if this is not good enough for you guys. Well, I'll be pretty busy as my finals are coming. I hate you exams! And if I want to pass the semester, study. Until then, see you!