Chapter 33 Why do we have these people here?

Yoshi, Wakka, Patrick Star, and Donald Duck walk into Shadow Shack ready to work. Why are they working here?
"Cause I said so!" Samson shouts at the crew who sighs." And three people can't keep a restaurant in top condition!"

"They can, but somebody requested us," Yoshi corrects breaking the fourth wall.

"At least it ain't Tidus over there," Wakka says pointing to Tidus who has weave in his hair.

"I whip my weave back and forth! I whip my weave back and forth!" Tidus says whipping it.

"What does the fox say?" Patrick says cluelessly.

"Why do I have to be here?!" Donald shouts." Why can't it be Daffy!?"
"Cause the author is despicable!" Daffy shouts walking in with a finger in the air." Now would you be so kind as to giving me a double bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon!?"

And so begins another D-list crew working at the Shadow Shack.