Ello, poppets! To make up for taking so long in updating the last chapter i'm adding this one today! FOR FREE!! *applause* yay!

this is the big chapter! the one where things happen! i hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it ^_^

Disclaimer: I own the babysitter and the grouch, but their real life inspirations should be mentioned. Thanx to Lloyd and Oscar for thier epic ideas and amazing patience ^_^ also, i don't own DBZ or certain cereal brands so i altered the names to fit into DBZ land!

And now without further adieu~ CHAPTER 29!!


"Oi! You down there! Where's my cereal?!" The heard from an angry British tinted voice.

"That would be the babysitter." the chief said tiredly.

The policemen hurried to reply scurrying around for their own blue megaphone.

"Uh, We have secured your demands, there. If you would please surrender the children to us, there, then you can have your cereal!" The voice of the policeman's spokesperson replied back with a heavy Canadian accent.

"Not until you blokes get everything! And wha' about me mags? And me foot?" The British voice bellowed through the megaphone.

Videl raised an eyebrow, "He want's cereal, magazines, and a foot?" She asked the chief incredulously.

The chief wiped his brow again, "He wanted 2 tons of Apple Jims cereal, a lifetime subscription to 7 different dirty magazines, and a bronze mold … of your fathers foot." He said shaking his head.

Saiyaman started to laugh and Videl sweat dropped. " Uhh… Sugary, sick, and disgusting…." She summarized.

The police man raised his megaphone to reply, "Calm down, there! We have your magazines but the foot is , uh, taking some time, there." He said trying to buy the police force some more time.

"And what about me mates stuff?" The British voice yelled back.

"Well, we got his hop tarts and his cookies, but, uh…, the other two are also taking some time, there." The policeman said hesitantly. The policemen heard a crash , something glass breaking and the scared wailing of two babies.

"Tha's no't acceptable! Wha' kind o' crummy coppers are you?" A different Scottish tinted voice yelled out without the help of the megaphone, heavily rolling the 'r' in every word.

The man snatched the megaphone from his partner before continuing his rant, "How hard could it possibly be to get the other two?!" he screamed before the window was smashed by a flying chair.

The onlookers screamed in dramatic terror, running farther away from the falling glass and furniture. Saiyaman flew over and caught the chair before it could land, ruining what would have otherwise been an explosion of splinters and cotton fluff.

The enraged man snarled down at Saiyaman, "You messed up my crash! That would have been a good one!" he screamed enraged.

The megaphone got snatched by the Babysitter before Saiyaman could respond and the Grouch vented his frustration by tearing a nearby pillow to shreds.

"As you chaps can see, my mate here isn't very patient. Get the other stuff or you can kiss these lit'le chaps goodbye!" The babysitter laughed out. "You got thirty minutes left old boys!" He gloated, then walking over to hold the megaphone over the two wailing babies to get a sinister finishing note. The noise from the top floor abruptly cut off.

Videl glared angrily, "Chief, What did the other guy want?" She asked struggling to control her temper.

The police chief gulped and frowned, "He was the difficult one. Contacting your father for the mold was supposed to be easy. The grouch wanted 2 hop tarts, a pack of chocolate chip cookies, a uhh… a midget with 10 balloons and a picture." He told Videl hesitantly.

Saiyaman frowned. "The food would be easy, and I understand not being able to give them a different hostage, but what kind of picture did he want?" He asked seriously, keeping a constant mental eye on the children's tiny ki.

The chief frowned angrily, "He wanted a lewd picture, that he knew we couldn't possibly ask for, much less obtain." He sighed in frustration, trying to dodge the question.

Unfortunately, Videl was feeling uncharitable to anyone trying to keep a secret from her, "What did he want a picture of?" She asked slowly, emphasizing each word carefully, her temper flaring dangerously.

The chief backed up along with Saiyaman, trying to get a safe distance from the glaring girl without alerting her. The chief ducked his head and mumbled something that caused Saiyaman to flinch backwards and pale.

"Uh-oh…" Saiyaman said.

Videl glared and asked again, "He wanted what?"

The police chief cleared his throat, "He wanted a picture of Bulma briefs…naked." He finally admitted.

Videl face rapidly went from glaring and angry to embarrassed and bright red. Saiyaman's head shot up to stare at the sky as if expecting something. He glanced at the camera and noticeably gulped.


Bulma and the class froze. The door suddenly slammed behind them and the class turned to see that Vegeta had disappeared and the door leading to the entrance was broken in half and hanging by one hinge.

Trunks stared at the broken door for a span of two seconds before turning to his mother, "Oh..man… Those guys are so dead…" He murmured to his pale mother.

"There's nothing for it now… He's probably halfway there already." Bulma said motioning for Trunks to come stand next to her.

"He's got a jet fast enough to make it to Satan city in less than an hour?" Sharpner asked in jealously and amazement as Trunks joined his mother. Bulma was saved from answering when Saiyaman spoke urgently to the chief.


"Chief we need to get those kids out now. A friend of mine is on his way and things are going to get ugly." He said.

"I'm going with you!" Videl demanded.

Saiyaman nodded, "That's fine, but we need to hurry. He'll be here in less than 5 minutes at this rate." He said in the closest thing to panic as Videl or the chief had ever heard from the usually self assured masked hero.

"Why don't you just fly up there? Can you save the kids and knock them out?" The chief asked anxiously.

"It would be faster but if Videl wants to join me…" Saiyaman trailed off glancing down at Videl.

Videl rolled her eyes, trying to hide her excitement at the prospect of flying, "Fine. Carry me up there and you grab the kids while I take them out." She said bringing a hand up to stop Saiyaman from saying anything, "And don't argue, your faster so you can get them out faster." She said.

"Ok. Hurry. He's almost here." Saiyaman said wrapping an arm around her waist.

The camera zoomed around them capturing both of their blushing faces before following them as they flew strait up the side of the skyscraper. Videl smiled in excitement as they took off.

Oh my god! I'm Flying! Ahh!! She thought happily, clutching the arm around her waist and throwing her free arm around Saiyaman's shoulders.

Saiyaman was both blushing in excitement at holding a fully conscious Videl and full of anxious worry for the quickly approaching ki of the enraged saiyan prince.

Wow she's pretty when she smiles like that… Vegeta is almost here… her arms are hugging me!… Vegeta is gonna blow my cover and try to kill these guys… he thought discordantly.

They reached the top story window and carefully peeked inside the room. It was what looked like a barely furnished condo room. A large wooden table with two chairs, a broken lamp shattered on the floor, and two small beds that had been pushed together were the only items in the room. The two crooks were playing cards on the table looking totally unconcerned, the two babies were lying on the two beds on their backs holding each others hands. Saiyaman lowered them a few feet so their heads weren't seen and squeezed his arm around Videl's slim waist.

"I'm going to break the window and go grab the kids. I'll drop them off with the chief and be back quickly. Try not to get hurt, Ok?" He whispered to Videl.

Videl was about to answer when her breath caught in her throat as Saiyaman created a small ball of light in the palm of his hand and threw it at the glass window. The glass shined brightly and then shattered. Saiyaman flew in quickly, released Videl, and grabbed the two kids, one in each arm, before he jumped back out the window. The camera saw the brightly colored blur and the end of his fluttering cape but stayed with Videl and the crooks. The crooks tried to watch, from their chairs, as their hostages were rescued before they noticed Videl drop into a stance behind them.

"Oh, dear, 'ere comes Old Bill! Whatever shall I do? An' just wha' do you think your doin poppet?" The crook known as the babysitter said standing up.

He was tall and muscular, at least 6'2, his muscles popping out in a way that only serious weight lifting and steroid consumption at every meal could produce. His hair was dirty blond and wavy atop his head, and his right eye was covered by a black eye patch that seemed out of place. He wore a dark black trench coat that had silver studs with spikes, tattered ends, and a few discolored patches. He had brown pants and a red shirt on, underneath that with stains covering the front.

Videl raised and eyebrow, "Well, right now, I'm waiting for you losers to stand up and fight without hiding behind infants." Videl retorted.


"Whoa! That guys a monster! He's at least three times as heavy then Videl. How is she gonna win against him?" One of the students asked.

Trunks snickered, "That guy is so big that she'll probably run rings around him if she get the chance." He said, nodding his head sagely. Just then the other criminal stood up.


"Now why'd you 'ave to go and blow up the blasted window for?!" ,the Grouch shouted.

He was wearing a pair of black cargo pants and a dark green camouflage jacket. His waist had a belt covered in knives, guns, and canisters. His hands were adorned in black leather gloves that had spikes on the knuckles. He had brown eyes and short black curls surrounding his lean face. He didn't have the musculature of the other man and seemed to favor using weapons instead of fists.

Videl rolled her eyes, "Well, if you knuckle heads had made camp on the first floor, we wouldn't have had too." Videl said sarcastically.

"Righ' Love. Then the coppers would 'ave caught us right off. As it stands, love, your outnumbered. And there's nuthin those tossers or that caped wanker can do about it." The Babysitter said shifting his weight down into a basic fighting stance.

All three stared at each other evaluating the stances and possibilities for the upcoming fight, when they were all unceremoniously knocked off their feet as the whole building seemed to totter for a moment. The remaining windows cracked slightly under the strain and the two crooks took cover behind the upturned table. Videl ran and hid behind the displaced beds. All three could see the bright flashes of light and here the shouting outside the windows.

The floating camera was knocked over by a gust of wind and struggled to regain its balance. The camera saw the three in the room take cover and turned to see what Saiyaman was doing. A man covered in golden light was facing off against Saiyaman.

"Get out of my way, brat!" The glowing man screamed.

"Ve-Prince! Stop! You can't do this with all these people watching!" Saiyaman tried to reason.

"Is that the gold fighter?" The class all said as one turning to Bulma who had a hand covering her face in exasperation.

"Yeah! Go dad!" Trunks cheered quietly, so the class wouldn't hear him.

"Those weaklings mean nothing. I can do whatever I desire to the piece of filth that insulted my mate!" The golden fighter shot back, throwing out a fist so fast that the camera only caught the fluctuation in the golden aura that surrounded him.

Saiyaman barely managed to catch the attack and threw a kick that made a second shockwave that further cracked the nearby windows. The bystanders screamed in terror and backed away cautiously, leaving the cops and their vehicles underneath the fierce looking battle.

Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. Videl seems fine for now but Vegeta pissed… Saiyaman thought frantically.

"Prince, if we spar here, the city will be destroyed! Your mate would not like it if we destroyed the city!" Saiyaman said trying to calm Vegeta down.

"And what of your mate brat? Do you think it was wise to leave her with those insubordinate idiots?!" He shot back, throwing out a kick of his own that was the sole cause of the remaining four windows surrounding the top floor finally shattering.

"She's not my mate! And she can take care of herself!" Saiyaman growled back grabbing the kick and throwing Vegeta down to the street.

The cement cracked under the unrestrained force of Vegeta's miraculously cat like landing. Saiyaman flew down and landed next to the now growling, golden figure. "Brat, I will get to those pathetic excuses for humans and when I do they will pay." Vegeta said fiercely.

"I don't doubt that, prince. But I can't allow you to kill them." Saiyaman said seriously. The golden fighter growled menacingly.

"Can't allow me? You've got a lot of nerve brat, first concealing you true power and then daring to try to order your prince." Vegeta growled.

"I'm not trying to order you. Just give me your word as prince that you won't kill or permanently maim the criminals." Saiyaman asked.

Vegeta narrowed his flashing blue eyes into a glare, "Fine, brat. But you are sparring with me later, at you true power!" He yelled flying up to the top floor.

The camera was still near the top window angling to watch the spectacular fight and keeping an eye on Videl and the two perps. Vegeta landed with Saiyaman close behind him.

"Your…" Videl exclaimed pointing at Vegeta easily recognizing his sharp face and original hair. Vegeta let loose a vicious snarl when he caught sight of the now frightened crooks and dropped into an angry stance.

"C'mon Videl." Saiyaman said softly deftly picking her up bridal style and flying out the shattered window. Videl didn't have time to even complain before her eyes widened in sudden realization.

"Then that means!" Videl said suddenly jabbing her finger into his dark visor.

"Hey!" Saiyaman complained.

"Your Gohan!" She hissed angrily. It all fits! His disappearances during class, his amazing strength, his odd behavior, how he could fight in the destroyed future, even his chin is the same shape! How did I miss that?! How did I miss all of it?! She thought frantically putting the pieces together.

Saiyaman nodded. "Yes. Could we maybe talk later, Videl? I need to go restrain Vegeta." He whispered back, in a defeated sounding voice. Looking down at he assemble police force, Videl growled. She did not want to be surrounded by so many people when she finally got answers.

"Fine. But you are telling me everything tonight." She growled disappointed that she would have wait for answers yet again. Saiyaman set her down and glanced up. Vegeta was closing in on his prey and it was sure to be very flashy once he actually started.

"Videl, could I get you to evacuate the area? And call an ambulance or two? He's really mad and it's going to get messy." He said worriedly. "I'll try to keep the damage to a minimum." He assured her.

"I'll tell everyone to move behind the police lines, but I don't have the authority for more than that." She grumbled, remembering the enraged look on Vegeta's face. "I'll ask the chief." She added.

Gohan nodded and flew back into the air just as the baby sitter was literally punched out of another window. The terrified man started to scream as he fell only to lose his breath and a rib as he was punched forcefully back up into the air by a golden blur. Back and forth he bounced upon Vegeta's fists and kicks, looking to the human onlookers below as if he was trapped inside a large invisible bubble floating in the air.

Vegeta phased in and out so fast as he pummeled the man that he only left behind a circle of golden light. After the baby sitter stopped screaming in pain and terror and mercifully passed out, Vegeta reappeared in the air, not wasting any time, he shot back into a lower section of the building. Saiyaman floated up and gently caught the battered remains of the criminal and flew down to the waiting ambulance and Videl. The police chief jogged over and flinched at the damage done to the British man.

"What happened, son? Who is that? And how did he get so beat up?" He asked pointing first at the flashing building then at the gurney that the babysitter was strapped to.

"My friend is very mad, and he did that because these two said something insensitive about someone he really loves." Saiyaman defended. "Now he needs some medical attention." Saiyaman said pointing down to the babysitter. "I'm gonna go try to calm him down." He said trying to avoid eye contact with Videl.

Saiyaman took off towards the building, "That man is his friend?" The chief asked horrified, after he was out of ear shot.

The onlookers watched form the sidelines as the building flashed with golden light, released grey puffs of dust, and shook wildly as Vegeta shot ki blasts that scorched the insignificant bug that insulted his mate and destroyed the walls as he chased his prey. The camera moved to hover over Videl's head, unable to get a good picture close to the building due to the shockwaves. Saiyaman flew over to the building not even slowing down as he rammed the side of the building destroying the wall effortlessly. After a few moments, the mysterious sounds and flashes of light cut off.

"Is it over?" One timid policeman asked quietly.

His question was answered when the roof of the trashed building exploded upwards revealing the two fighters. They charged at each other with the gold fighter winning. Saiyaman was punched with so much force that he crashed into the street leaving a large circular crater.

"Saiyaman!" Videl shouted anxiously.

"I'm fine, Videl." Saiyaman shouted back from the deepest point in the crater.

He sat up and pushed a large piece of asphalt off his leg revealing that while he was undamaged, his clothes were not as durable. His helmet was cracked and his visor was broken in two revealing his right onyx eye. Meanwhile Vegeta powered up further, making his golden aura pulse before he raised his hand above his head and created a small ki ball.

"Oh, crap." Saiyaman murmured before standing strait up, "EVERYBODY MOVE BACK!" He yelled, the onlookers gasped in fear and quickly obeyed his frenzied shout.

"AHHH!" He started yelling, sinking into a crouched stance. The wind swirled around him momentarily before he burst into golden light identical to the enraged man floating above the building.

"Whoa!!" Videl gasped. "He's a golden fighter too?" She asked to no one.

Vegeta tossed the ki ball on top of the unsuspecting building giving a vicious smirk as he did so. Saiyaman flashed and disappeared. He reappeared seconds later with the unconscious form of the Grouch. And quickly set him on the ground next to the ambulance. He ran back to the edge of the crater he had created and braced himself again, "Kaio-ken!" he said quickly.

His golden aura took on an orange shade and he flashed away again, phasing into the building right underneath the quickly falling ki ball. The top of the building was disintegrated and the rest was quickly crumbling. The crowd gasped as one as the blast that was moving down was suddenly sent hurling upwards, strait for the clear blue sky. The sky flashed brightly when the energy exploded gaining a round of gasps from the rubberneckers. The crowd watched as the orange glowing Saiyaman flew up to speak with the golden fighter, before the golden man blasted off leaving a golden energy trail behind him. Saiyaman dropped to the ground still pulsing with orange golden energy in front of Videl and the chief.

"Sorry about that." He said rubbing the back of his cracked helmet and gave a tired sigh. "I'm going to go spar with him, to calm him down." he said.

Videl blanched, "What about answering my questions?!" She demanded.

"I need to calm him down first. I'll talk to you as soon as I wake up. He's gonna pummel me because I used way to much energy already." He said with another tired sigh.

His orange energy faded back to gold until he was just standing normally, his turquoise eye showing through the broken visor.

"Wait!" Videl said grabbing his arm.

Saiyaman looked down at Videl with a smile, "I promise to answer your questions as soon as I come back." He promised, misinterpreting her anxiousness.

Videl blushed, "Its not that. Just be careful. Don't lose an arm or anything." She mumbled turning her back to hide the red blush from him.

Unfortunately, the entirety of the police force, the onlookers, the reporters, and the C.C. camera were all able to see her face as she did this, which sparked a frenzy of pictures. She blushed even redder, turning a bright crimson when Saiyaman leaned down to whisper in her ear.

"I'll be fine. Just don't ambush Bulma and my friends until I get up, Ok?" He said revealing his cracked visor and his unrevealed face to the vicious reporters.

The cameras were flashing so often it was like standing in a series of solar flares.

"That's fine. At this rate you'll probably get beat up, recover, and make it back to them before I get out of this mess." She said gesturing to the crowd.

Gohan chuckled, "Then let me help, before I go." he said wrapping his arm around her waist and flying off to a nearby rooftop.

"Bye, Videl!" He said setting her down and waving before flaring up again with a golden light before blasting off on the same direction as Vegeta. Videl glared and reached into her pocket for her capsule case. Then she screamed in frustration. Her capsule case was in her capsule jet which was parked down on the ground with all the police cars.

"COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?!?!?!" She screamed in sarcastic angry frustration while turning to kick the door to the stairwell down so she could begin the long walk back towards the swarm of curious reporters with all of their hundreds of cameras.


ALRIGHT! I'm done!! woot! i think i might rewrite this chapter in a different POV for the next one... yes... sounds promising!

Shamless Begging For Review Time! Otherwise known as SBFRT! ... Anyway! please review! I love reviews and reviewers and peoples and kittens!

Musical inspiration for this chapter: 'Who are they?' -jem, 'Shiroi Yami no naka!'-shakkazombie, soundtracks to pokemon, dbz, SSXtricky, rurouni kenshin, and Hetalia axis powers ^_^

Random question of the day! If you were immortal and were forced to choose only one food to eat for the rest of eternity, what would that food be? A fancy resturant dish? Mom's specialty? a can of soup? Tell me! ^_^

*DBZ announcer guy voice imitation!*

The secret is out! how will the class and Videl handle knowing that thier classmate is the Great Saiyaman?! Have we witnessed the demise of the two crooks, babysitter and Grouch? and whats going to happen to all of that yummy apple Jim cereal?! Tune in next time for all these answers and more on the next chapter of POOR SAP GOHAN! ^_^